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aardvaark · 3 days
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silly leverage headcanon of the day: eliot taught parker how to french braid her hair. it’s the kind of skill that you miss out on when you don’t have anyone to teach you and no one you trust to touch you, and it’s also the kind of skill eliot happens to have in his wheelhouse, definitely because he’s "dated a lot of hairstylists" and totally not because two french braids keep the hair out of his eyes really well
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Leverage 3x6 - "The Gone Fishin' Job"
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shakespearerants · 3 days
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S2 Ep. 7 "The Two Live Crew Job" best episode of Leverage there is. Parker and the other burgular being autistic about pickpocketing, picking locks and releasing birds to disable security systems. Elliot and the other hitter beating each other up sexily and after like 3 mins of that deciding to fuck about it. With handcuffs. And the fact that she shot him in 2003 in Myanmar does not deter them. Nate and the other mastermind stalking around each other like disgruntled tomcats. Sophie being mad that barely anyone showed up to the funeral for one of her personas. Chaos, absolute bastard man that he is. Hardison being perfect as always.
1000/10 episode no notes.
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Leverage gifs that no one asked for but I made them anyway (26/?)
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kermit-coded · 3 days
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the thing about parker wearing heels and doing crazy acrobatic climbing shit is it doesn't break the immersion in the slightest because i one hundred percent believe she would wear heels on a job just for funsies.
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amazzyblaze · 3 days
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Thinking about an alternate version of "The Last Dam Job" where Archie kinda sorta murders Chaos with his stiletto blade cane and blows the whole job
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Leverage S01E07 The Two Horse Job.
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desos-records · 2 days
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recently got into Leverage and I have to say. Elliot and Hardison are the PREMIERE example of the Texas/Deep South relationship. it's like. I hate you. I'd jump off a bridge for you. you're the worst person I have ever met. you're the only one who understands me in this room full of yankees. I'd give you a kidney, but you canNOT have my beer.
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coldalbion · 27 days
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As a disabled person who's loved LEVERAGE and LEVERAGE REDEMPTION since the beginning - for the characters but also the whole ethos of performing acts that help people against crap systems, it's wonderful to be reminded that it springs from reality.
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aquariumfaguncle · 3 months
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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss
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aardvaark · 1 day
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leverage episode commentary is so funny because the directors/producers/writers are always like "oh, here’s firstname lastname, we really liked her. she let us set her on fire and throw her off the side of a building. wonderful actress. saw her the other night on CSI, too."
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thundergrace · 1 year
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Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.
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What would be the funniest job in which Eliot could bonk his head, lose his memory, and come to believe he was the persona he adopted for the con?
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ancient-string · 3 months
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Anyone: *is watching Leverage for the first time*
Me: have you heard about watch order? Do you know the watch order? Hey. Hey. Are you aware that season one is out of order and requires a specific watching order. Hey. Hey. Hey. Have I told you about watch order yet?
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deanmarywinchester · 5 months
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oh I do love the Leverage Gloat when the mark has only met one or two of the leveragers. POV you are being arrested for corporate malfeasance and your company’s inept new IT guy, a european duchess, and three random weirdos are lined up with their arms folded smugly like a boyband
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scattered-winter · 6 months
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the dichotomy between an attack dog vs a guard dog is like. an attack dog is sent out to carry out violence. it's starved and abused to ensure aggression. it has no other purpose outside of Attacking at the whim of its master. it's constantly on guard because a threat can come from any direction at any time. it's the dog chained up in a basement that's only set loose when there's something to kill.
but a guard dog is protecting instead of attacking. instead of being sent out to fight, it comes home to defend the house. it may be constantly on watch for an external threat, but it is content to lay with the sheep until a wolf comes to the door. the guard dog has a warm place to sleep, and is well fed and treated like a member of the household. it's free to leave at any time but it stays to protect the house anyway. do u get it. do u understand.
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