#Louis Louis Louis Louis that's it send tweet just

[dweeby]

my season 3 wishlist is daniel bothering armand, who is actively trying to avoid his fledgling, by reaching out to him repeatedly "amongst the many" and the cat-and-mouse back and forth slowly becomes sexually charged and eventually just becomes "u up?" and all the other vampires are subjected to hearing it, including lestat and louis, and eventually every immortal is screaming for them to meet up, fuck, and make it stop

(alternatively, lestat and louis pulling this shit, I'm happy with anyone...just give it to me)

[finexbright]

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[tomlinsun]

i love louis to death but putting a fan that has done absolutely nothing to u on blast n make them get hate bc of it is Not It

[twopoppies]

Hello! I was just going through tumblr to try and find a big larrie blog to send this to and I thought this was a good place — my older sister was invited to go to the Euros and was in the same room/viewing area as Harry and Louis. She finally came home yesterday and told me everything that happened so I thought I’d share. I was not really a larrie prior to this, being that I prefer Harry’s music and just never did much research into anything… but I am on “harrie twitter” so I obviously was aware about Harry and Louis both being at the Euros. To keep it short, my sister basically said that it was obvious from their demeanor that they were a couple but they weren’t very affectionate and just seemed happy to be together and hanging out with friends. She said that they would split up and talk to other people then would meet up again. She obviously wasn’t going to stare at them the whole time, but other than Louis usually touching Harry somewhere she saw Louis kiss his cheek before leaving to talk to another person. She did talk to Harry and said that he smells really good. She didn’t talk to Louis but said that he was so loud that she could hear him from across the room anyways haha…. But yeah. I obviously now believe they are together, but I would never share this on twitter because I know how harries are and if I did tweet something about this they would probably all attack me and say that i’m lying haha. However, at the end of the day they both seem happy and that’s all I really care about :)

Hi, love. This is the closest thing to a believable receipt I’ve gotten in ages, but I have no way of knowing if you’re telling the truth. So I just advise anyone reading it to take it with a grain of salt.

But if it’s true, it’s a lovely description of their relationship and I thank you for sharing it with me. ❤️

And the Louis addition was hilarious 🤣

Edit: more information here.

[panelshowsource]

i’d love to know, what are some panel show moments you think about a lot?

omg like just off the top of my head?

just the whole episode of cats after jimmy's tax avoidance scandal

"good evening your majesty you tax-dodging bitch"

david mumbling "chancellor of the exchequer" in small font

when the horne section was doing macarena on catsdown and the rose was so limp WHY WAS IT SO LIMP

the greatest breath smeller game

"this makes me so angry because they wouldn't show the clip of me attacking my mother with a taser! i thought it was really funny!"

josh groban being an absolute wizard at singing intros followed by martin freeman being an absolute wizard at guessing them to the point production asked him to slow down giving the answer because he was too good

when stacey solomon said she likes teresa may and jimmy carr, gino d'acampo, and carol vorderman were absolutely speechless

alex’s reaction after joe says he has pineapple in his ass

when jimmy used the 30 seconds to wax his leg??

the way the queen’s pussy being haunted was like genuine headline news

mark sending greg 148 texts and getting 0 points ("what a terrible waste of time")

when that nude model came on for jimmy to (pretend) to live draw and lee mack was so gobsmacked at that man's penis he violently elbowed david o'doherty going "look at that!"

"you wouldn't do that during shakespeare, would you?"

on outsiders when joe wilkinson couldn't believe david mitchell is only 47 and literally said "do you live outside"

phil wang roasting ed gamble and saying "ed's girlfriend is such a dog i tried to eat her"

"you cannot imply that only gay people eat vegetables"

♪ but bin men get sad ♪

when those podcasters were reading joe wilkinson his own tweets and he was sweating so much and then just covered his eyes and went "what's wrong with me..."

"stephen fry wouldn't read 'pussy-friendly finger'"

when johnny vegas was literally eating a tin of fucking dog food and kathy burke was like "what's happening??" and jimmy so nonchalantly went "we're just eating dog food :)"

when noel ate some of alex's beard and greg said "you are aware that when we're at home alex is only allowed to move around like a snake?"

every joe & rachel hug ever here's a cute one :')

claudia completely bodying this lie and everyone's animals being so cute and funny and rob and lee complaining just the whole thing

on rhlstp when richard was Being Richard for the last hour and louis theroux was Over It and richard went "have you ever tried to suck your own cock?" and louis just died and then muttered "...do we have to..."

"i don't really eat potatoes it feels a bit irish :/"

johnny vegas pulling something out of rhod gilbert's pants, sniffing it, and then scandalising the entire room by saying "i've been told i smell better from behind than i do from the front, lovers have told me"

gosh my rotted brain is always rattling around panel show moments ..i wish to be cured

[awesomefringey]

If you're a fan of Louis there's only two options! You believe he's not a dad or you believe he's a really really bad one. Like with everything we know idk how anyone can think he's a good dad, to list some examples...

- The primary custody of his son is in the hands of a woman who introduces a new father figure once every two months and expense the little money he sends in things for her. The support network of the kid relays on a gross family with life views very different to Louis but he cares so little about the kid that he doesn't have plans to challenge that "custody agreement". WE KNOW he's a family person but he doesn't care a lot about what happens to the kid.

- Being a millionaire he sends so little money to his kid that he doesn't even has health insurance and some random had to bought it an ipad.

- He sees the kid on Christmas and whenever he has a concert on LA and I know what some people are going to say that maybe he sees him privately but when? Because for someone that lately says that the kid is the most important thing in his life he doesn't show it. Everytime he has some free time he tends to be not near the kid and when louis mia there's proof of the kid being with his maternal family.

- Everytime Louis has a milestone concert everyone and their families are there, except the kid. He ended a world tour and jump to work right away, he's about to end another tour and you know what he did??? Fill up his summer schedule with festivals around the world. He son is going to be in summer vacation and he's going to be at the other part of the world. And I know is his work and everything but looking how other famous musicians (Adele, Ed Sheeran, Jhon Legend) balance work life with their kids he's not doing an effort to see him. It's clear that he values his work more than the kid.

- He has said multiple times how he values the privacy of his family, especially the little kids. But doesn't have a problem with exposing the kid the two times a year he sees him.

I'm sure there's a lot more examples but I mean is he not a dad or is he a pretty shitty one? There's not other way

Exactly. Plus Louis has largely contributed himself to babygate and fans believing that the child isn’t his.

If you thought Louis had an oopsie baby and accepted this is how a dad-to-be behaves, even years later with plenty of pap walks and daddy cool tweets to prove you’re a fabulous father now, he would still choose to wear a Billie Jean shirt? Just for jokes? How would that man even be worth your time? A family group pic once a year for IG couldn’t make up for all the pain and trauma this kid is going to face for the rest of his life…

[themultifandomgal]

From 2010- Rumours Turn Into A Break Up

2011

Part 11

Band members

YN YLN and Harry styles dating?

12/05/2011 4;05

Band members Harry Styles (17) and YN YLN (17) were seen cosying up together on the recent episode of Alan Carr Chatty Man.

The band One Direction came 3rd in X-Factor last year and while it looks like everyone in the band have become close friends, two in particular seem to be getting on very well. Dating rumours have only gotten stronger when the pair were seen together out in London laughing. YN was seen linking her arm into Harry’s while walking down the street.

We wonder how YN’s high school and long term boyfriend James Madison is feeling with all of these possible dating rumours.

I close down the tab on my laptop with a sigh and look up at Simon who looks pissed

“Harry and I are just friends” I say in defence

“I know that, but if girls think Harry is in a relationship then we will lose many fans. Clear this up” Simon points at me and leaves the room

“How am I supposed to clear up dating rumours? If I say that Harry and I are just friends then I will be called a liar” I throw myself back onto the sofa next to Zayn

“Just send out a tweet to appease the big man. Then ignore anything else that’s said” Louis says putting an arm around my shoulders

“I guess that’s all I can do” I say getting out my phone from my back pocket and putting out a tweet, but almost immediately I see hate coming through.

“Hey” I answer the phone to Emma sadly

“Hey YN. How are you doing?”

“Not great to be honest”

“I’m about to tell you something that’s not going to make you any happier. Sorry”

“What’s up?” I ask frowning even though Emma can’t see me

“You remember that party James went to while your were in LA?”

“Yeah”

“Well Alex told me that Mia sent him a photo of James kissing someone” I can feel my heart drop almost immediately “YN it was with a guy. I think James is gay, or curious or… I’m not really sure, but Alex sent me the photo. I can send it you, but I’m not sure you want to see that”

“No no. I trust you. Thank you for telling me. I’ll have a word with him” I glance at the bedroom door where James is

“Ok. Do you want me to come over?”

“Maybe. I’ll ring you later” I end the call and make my way to the bedroom. I stand in the door way with my arms crossed watching James on his phone

“Are you coming in or you just going to stare at me?”

“I’m just trying to decided whether I’m going to yell or cry or maybe both”

“Why?” James frowns putting his phone down

“Who were you texting?”

“Does it matter”

“Yes it fucking does matter!” I shout “who were you texting?”

“A friend”

“Girl or boy?”

“Why does that matter?” James stands up from the bed

“Because I wanna know if your cheating on me”

“Boy! Ok I’m not cheating. I’m texting a friend”

“What about the party you went to while I was in LA? Emma said you were drunk. Who did you hang around with?”

“A friend. God YN I can have friends”

“So do you kiss all your friends or just your best friends?”

“What?” James looks shocked

“I’m talking about you kissing someone! You cheated on me! How could you?” My eyes start to tear up. James looks defeated and sits down on the bed

“YN…”

“I guess I’m not your type” I laugh sadly “why did you move with me if you were just going to cheat?” James looks up at me

“I… I made a friend over here”

“A friend? Or a boyfriend? God James if you were gay why couldn’t you have just told me? We could have split up on good terms, you could have still moved in with me, but instead you cheat?”

“You were busy and I thought you’d not notice since you and Harry…”

“Are friends!”

“Don’t give me that crap. I see the way you look at him”

“Like what?” I throw my hands in the air

“You like him”

“He’s a friend, and actually a friend unlike your version where you kiss and probably do more. You know what I’m done with this conversation. We’re done” I turn and leave our apartment and head over to Harry and Louis’ place.

"Boys suck" I say walking into their place huffing as I sit in between Harry and Louis. The other boys are here also

"Gee thanks" Zayn jokes laughing, but once he sees my face he stops

"What's happened?" Harry asks frowning

“I just found out that my boyfriend would rather kiss his friends than me. His male friends by the way”

“He’s gay?”

“I think so. Maybe? I don’t care if he is, I care that cheated on me”

"Are you ok?" Liam asks and I give him a shrug

"I don't know how to feel to be honest. I think l'm pissed off more than anything”

"What a dick" Niall sighs

"I'm sorry YN" Zayn gives me a small smile

"It's ok, but thanks"

"Let's go get ice cream, watch as manny chick flicks as ya like and I'll even let ya paint me nails" Harry says standing up "tha's what girls do innit?"

“What?” I chuckle looking at Harry

"Well if Emma can't be here to cheer you up, then we will become your girlfriends for the night" I give the boys a smile feeling so happy that I have not only the best bandmates, but also best friends.

[haredjarris]

New Lease of Life Confident Louis “Own The Night” Du Lac With Hair Like This Please And Thanks Send Tweet

Lestat is fucking BEGGING him to date him and be with him and come on tour w him and Louis is just like “maybe. I might. We’ll see”

[lonely-space-ace]

Okay Okay Okay Thoughts:

(If you don't want spoilers look away now)

I actually really like that Ruby's mother is ordinary. Other people have said it better than me, but I love the way rtd writes companions who are at the end of the day completely ordinary, but become extraordinary because they choose to help people. (Clara and Amy are great, but the whole 'girl who waited' and 'impossible girl' thing can get old pretty quick)

THAT BEING SAID making a character be so freaking close to Lucie Miller and then making it not Lucie Miller is just mean HOw Dare- (I say, having never listened to her audio stories. its the Principle of the thing)

Still not over the 13 year old with a machine gun what the hell Kate

Sarah Jane and Four, I cry

mixed feelings about the episode as a whole, not entirely sure the build up payed off

love love LOVE the memory Tardis

Mel with Sixie's coat and Seven's vest I am Sobbing

Donna is going to kill the Doctor when she finds out Rose died (granted the whole world died but still)

RTD wrote a companion exit that wasn't tragic??? In this economy???

You cant hype susan up that much and then not show her you just cant rtd she better be in series fifteen I SWEAR-

Mel Bush is amazing. Send Tweet.

Okay back to Ruby girl I love you and the ending was sweet but everytime she calls Louis or whatever her 'real mum' I want to punch something CARLA SUNDAY IS THE GREATEST WOMAN ON THIS PLANET

honestly despite being the big season finale it felt kinda slow to me, I think its definitely the weakest episode of the whole season, (which, granted, this season has been incredible and every episode has been an 8/10 at least, this just didn't feel as good as the rest of it)

Millie Gibson and Ncuti Gatwa killed it with the acting

FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME WHO THE FUCK IS MRS FLOOD

Hey rtd did you give kate lethbridge stewart a boyfriend??? During pride month??? come here I just want to talk

I feel like there's gonna be a lot of negativity around this episode, and I don't want to add to it, because despite its issues I think it was overall a decent episode, its just that it was just a decent episode coming off an incredible season with a lot of hype it didn't fully live up to. mid-season it would have been fine, in some ways it just didn't stick the landing (but in others it did).

Idk despite my issues with it I did enjoy it overall. Ncuti is amazing and I can't wait for the next series :)

[oxfordslutphase]

Sunday Sentences

Sliding some sentences in today! Thanks to the tags from @eusuntgratie, @cha-melodius, and @onthewaytosomewhere 💋 I've been chugging along on my @aroyallybigbangrwrb porn star AU this weekend and we're getting into the meat of things. Unfortunately getting into the meat is reminding me how much sex choreo makes my brain hurt. SO today I started working on some of the social media interludes that will be scattered throughout this fic. Here is one such snippet of twitter doing twitter stuff. Technically tweets aren't sentences so you get more than seven.

Clubhouse Cuties @TheClubHouse They say you always remember your first… 👀😏 Let @JamesAustenOfficial & @GabrielLunaX show you why tomorrow in The Clubhouse. #CummingSoon |  ✨ur girly celine✨ @ccceline replying to @TheClubHouse How big of a knife do I need for the tension here JFC | louis 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @gayexxpectations replying to @TheClubHouse great 🙄another gay 4 pay dude just what we need…. | vee 🎨 (open for commissions) @valuecityvee replying to @gayexxpectations check your biphobia asshole | That Guy Todd (Miami 1/2–1/14) @TossingToddXXX replying to @TheClubHouse My crops are watered the sun is shining @JamesAustenOfficial is BACK BABYYYYYY | Phil @flipflop87 replying to @TheClubHouse 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 | matty @mistermattmo replying to @TheClubHouse i’m just a hole 🫡 Gabriel Luna 🤠 (he/him) @GabrielLunaX: watch me teach @JamesAustenOfficial a thing or two tomorrow on @TheClubHouse 😏🍆 James Austen 🇬🇧 @JamesAustenOfficial Pleased to support authentic sex with @TheClubHouse. Was good to work with @GabrielLunaX again. Check it out tomorrow. 📺 | Gabriel Luna 🤠 (he/him) @GabrielLunaX: replying to @JamesAustenOfficial just good?? | James Austen 🇬🇧 @JamesAustenOfficial replying to @GabrielLunaX Adequate. Okonjo Studios ❤️‍🔥 @OkonjoStudios Our fave contract boy @JamesAustenOfficial is on 🔥with @GabrielLunaX in @TheClubHouse. We are seated!

Also! While I greatly enjoy my husband's attempts to toss silly twitter names my way in service of this fic, I'd love to crowdsource some usernames/handles from folks for use throughout. If anyone here is down to send me a handle/display name idea via DM/ask, I would be very thankful. I promise they'll only be used for joyful screaming and not trolls. 😘 Open tag and a friendly no-pressure nudge to @firenati0n, @anincompletelist, @dumbpeachjuice, @inexplicablymine, @orchidscript, @bigassbowlingballhead, @sparklepocalypse, @hypnostheory.

[rosesocietyy]

Brilliant people have said everything that needs to be said about this much much better and I don't got anything substantial to add but I just have to get this off my chest cause y'all I'm still in disbelief

like this is a grown ass person btw oh I simply have to laugh😭

this perfectly exemplifies literally everything cringe af and wrong with these "assigned welcomers". this is just my scapegoat but there are way worse I've seen

First of all, get a job. how, at your fossil age, do you have time to spend all day scrolling through every single iwtv related post and arguing with people who say anything even slightly damning about lestat (which mind you, is literally just objective facts about things he did). I'll dm you a McDonald's application hell I'll even put in a referral for you out of the goodness of my heart.

Second, Lestat is not a real person. he's fake, a made up character, the figment of someone's imagine, non-existent, people hating him will not affect your life in anyway shape or form. He didn't assign you as his PR agent I promise you'll live. "They'll never accept him" ok and?!?

Question, and I'm genuinely asking, is this their first time in a fandom? why is someone having a different opinion about a character they love enough to send them into hysterics like?? 13 year olds on anime twitter have a better grasp on reality that y'all do get a grip!

And like the above posts have talked extensively about, I most definitely noticed whose posts a specific bunch of them love to go under to share their dog shit "explanation" that nobody asked for. When a black person sees Louis being brutalized by his white lover what do you expect their reaction to be? oaur wow this white french slut is so pussy cunt slay period queen? "but louis is flawed too" do you hear yourself? do you listen to yourself when you speak? can you activate the barest hint of brain activity to understand why we would react differently to what we're watching than you would and that knowledge of the source material has nothing to do with it? Just because you read those shitty books and posses no empathy for black people in media doesn't mean you gain some higher understanding of "gothic romance ".

"No but the thing is you don't understand this is a gothic romance and they're supposed to be monsters and lestat has suffered saur much and he's also the real main character so you must love him" so now how exactly does that negate their point about him being an abuser? quickly! sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up when black people are sharing their thoughts on the show cause who the fuck are you fr and what convinced you that you have the right to argue with them about THEIR experiences. that tweet that said white people act like God left them in charge, yeah.

Funny enough, half the people that are so gung ho about him now didn't even fw him at all when they only read the first book. wow it's almost like you were allowed to sort out your feelings about him on your own without insects disguised as people in your mentions calling you slow for not licking his feet.

I despise so much in this fandom. From the bottom of my heart I really truly do. I don't know what I was expecting, I guess more common sense and maturity because the average age in the fandom is quite high compared to other fandoms I've been in but nah, just mfs screaming and crying bc ppl don't jump up and down and scream yipee! everytime their white fav commits abhorrent, disgusting crimes.

I was so caught up in the euphoria of an anne rice property finally being given to skilled creators who'll pick it apart and say something poignant with it that for a moment, I forgot I lived in a world where majority of its audience would sadly be the anne rice crowd.

[thefairylights]

I've been reading Suckerpunch and the emotional rollercoaster you've put me in! They're the most precious boys and their happiness is so important to me😭

I can imagine them in their 70s Lestat still an adoring golden retriever lover and Louis so fond as always making special lattes for his man🥺

I am endlessly endeared and don't know what to do now the story is about to be over😫

I whined a lot in Ao3 under name /booxercla

Thank you for writing this heartfelt story☕️💙

Omg! Hi! Okay, so I actually tweeted about you recently. I was talking about how your comments on Suckerpunch were making me smile. I want you to know I love and appreciate every single time you comment. I just have anxiety and it's difficult for me to reply even when I plan to.

But it means so much to me because Suckerpunch means so much to me. I don't know if I talked about this while I was writing it last year, but the grief aspect of Suckerpunch was a way for me to continue healing from the loss of my father. The ability to write grief and process it in a way that also brought me joy and comfort because I was writing a loustat fic really made the experience all the more moving for me.

I love my coffee boys. I miss them so much. I think of them often and what they're up to. I've created so many small moments in my mind for them in the Suckerpunch au. The eventual proposal. The wedding. Their journey adopting and becoming parents. Raising a baby together. The late nights and tired days but having each other and that being the best part even when they haven't showered in days and done their hair and have questionable stains on their clothes.

Suckerpunch was one of the best things I have ever written. I don't think I'll ever love a loustat fic I have written more than I love Suckerpunch. I put everything into it. The playlist? The coffee recipes? The world-building? I never did as much as I did for them.

And it means everything that I can still move someone enough that they comment or send me a message about this fic.

Thank you so much. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[allwaswell16]

A One Direction fic rec of fics with online friends to lovers fics as requested in this ask. Please leave kudos and a comment for the writers if you like the fics! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!

—Harry/Louis—

♡ Every Story Has Its Scars, Ours Is a Brand New Start by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings

(M, 62k, hurt/comfort) Life as a devoted husband and an amazing father turned out to be a little different than Louis had expected. 

♡ Anonymous Said by @alivingfire

(T, 21k, tumblr) two boys, two blogs, two years of anonymous messages, and a bookshop where it all comes together

♡ Breathing in the Same Light by amberdowny

(NR, 21k, uni au) Soon Louis has struck up a friendship with Harry, but can a relationship online ever really be real?

♡ You Were Mine by @brightlyharry

(E, 20k, troubled marriage au) When the loneliness becomes too much, he joins a new social media app. 

♡ Then We Talk Slow by @letsjustsee

(E, 20k, famous/not famous) A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets.

♡ blend into my favourite colour by rainbowninja167 / @rainbowtitania

(T, 20k, tumblr) A love square involving two boys, one TV fandom, and one food fight.

♡ Under the Moonlight by we_are_the_same / @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

(T, 15k, fake relationship) One fateful summer a silly little lie, a family vacation and an accidental meet up lead to a week of fake dating on Mallorca.

♡ from, your secret admirer by flicker_album / @niall-official

(T, 13k, secret admirer) the one where Louis is Harry's Tumblr crush so he sends him secret admirer messages for Valentine's Day

♡ Friend Request by @phdmama

(T, 11k, Facebook) Louis is bored on Facebook and in the “People you may know” suggestions, he sees the name Harry Styles. 

♡ Nobody compares to you by fallenflowercrowns / @headband-husbands

(T, 10k, tumblr au) the one where Harry falls in love twice, Louis is just incredibly sweet and supportive, and Al from tumblr is super nice but also really secretive about his identity - not that Harry can blame him, considering his own blog is run under false pretences, too.

♡ The Very First Words of a Lifelong Love Letter by LiveLaughLoveLarry / @loveislarryislove

(M, 9k, wedding au) Harry thought he was just imagining things when the flower girl looked like one of the twins, but -- he’s almost certain that groomsman is Louis.

♡ Your secret's safe with me by lightswoodmagic / @lightwoodsmagic

(M, 7k, Royal Variety concert) when Louis' favourite singer comes back and announces he's performing again, him and the rest of his group chat decide to go.

♡ The Places Where We Met by Chelsea Frew

(G, 5k, famous/not famous) Harry Styles loves his job as 1/3 of a famous boy band. It does, however, get lonely, and he counts on a special online friend to get him through.

—Rare Pairs—

♡ London Rain by @writcraft

(E, 12k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw) Anonymous online encounters seem like a good way for Louis to explore his growing interest in men. Having phone sex with Nick Grimshaw was not part of the plan.

♡ Oceans and waves and wires between us by becka

(E, 8k, Niall/Zayn) Niall wants to meet his online girlfriend, Veronica, and enlists the help of MTV's Catfish to do it. 

[nalyra-dreaming]

I wanted to say about viral tweets on Twitter. The first time I heard about the adaptation of the book, was when I saw the poster with Louis in the foreground and Lestat behind. I saw the movie but I wasn't an hardcore fan, so I didn't care much that and the poster made him seems like it would be low budget. Louis ethnic background change surprised me but didn't bother me.The poster is what made it a skip for me. It was a year later when I saw the clip of Louis' confessional scene on Twitter that I said to myself ''hey wait I have to watch this or at least give it a chance'' the rest is history. Do you think I'm exaggerating if I say it's the best tv pilot of the decade ? Bravo to the actors and writers but can we also say bravo Alan Taylor? I hope he will come back if he has the time and desire between two seasons of HOTD, besides I learned that it was him who pushed to take Jacob Anderson rather than the other actor so a thousand thanks to him for everything.

I think there was something wrong and I send this ask two times because of my phone

Oh it is the best pilot imho. Just perfect 💕

And of course viral tweets help to spread scenes :)) Especially that “girl what kind of interview is this“ with the floaty sex sid numbers I recall :))

And I would also love it if Alan came back - I really liked that interview with him a while back!

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Fics

Two Hearts In One Home (Work In Progress)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Best friends Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles have been living together for almost 3 years. With Louis' YouTube videos mainly featuring challenges, vlogs, and tutorials, his best friend is unknowingly a common topic on his channel (with his identity hidden) leading his viewers to believe that they are dating. What happens when Harry's childhood friend, Niall Horan, returns from Ireland and turns out to be one of his biggest fans and sends a tweet that turns his life upside down?

If The World Was Ending, You'd Come Over, Right?

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 6k "Is Harry with you?" Louis blurted out, his free hand tapping anxiously against his knee. "Louis?" "Yeah. Is Harry with you?" On any other occasion, Louis knew Niall would have yelled at him for calling in the middle of the night. But Niall must've sensed the urgency in his tone, his voice immediately taking on a lighter touch. "Yeah. Yeah, he's been staying in the spare room. Why? Do you want me to get him for you?" "No!" Louis panicked. "Just- check on him please? Make sure he's breathing and everything?"

Rush Hour Crush for @wishingforloushair

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 1.9k Harry took a moment to take in his knight in shining armour. The man’s hair was swept elegantly across his face, dazzling blue eyes staring back at him. Letting his eyes wander further, he spotted a hint of a tattoo peeking out from the man’s collar and had to stifle a groan, forcing his eyes back to the man’s face. Tattoos were his weakness and he couldn’t very well embarrass himself more in front of the man. So he focused on the man’s face again. He seemed to be only a year or two older than Harry and he could immediately tell why Niall was comfortable leaving Harry with…whatever his name is. He probably should find that out at some point. That’d be good to know for a potential friend, or boyfriend. OR An eventful meeting, a consuming crush and a meddling best friend. Written for the Travelling Exchange 2023

Court Wine written with @red-pandaaa for Round II of @omegaharryfest

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 7k OR, after a misunderstanding during a scrabble game, Alpha Louis starts courting Omega Harry without the latter being aware of it.

Hope We Grow Old But We Never Grow Up

Niall Horan/Harry Styles Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 5.2k But Niall was convinced that Harry couldn't like him back, that just wouldn't make sense. Both of them couldn't be that oblivious to how the other one felt…Right? So he did the only logical thing his 17 year old self could think of. He flirted back. OR Three key moments in Niall and Harry's relationship.

Baby I'm Right Here

Zayn Malik/Louis Tomlinson Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 1.6k “Yeah, but that wouldn’t stop us from dating, I’m way too irresistible for that,” Louis grinned, groaning when one of their throw pillows hit him in the face. “Knobhead.” “Wanker,” Zayn retorted, sticking his tongue out at Louis. Louis stuck his out in retaliation, gently kicking at Zayn until the man grabbed his feet and held them still. They stayed there in silence for a while, Zayn reaching for the remote to turn the TV on as Louis focused on a weird patch of colour on their ceiling. “Do you ever think that maybe we should date?” Louis asked, gaze staying firmly on the patch of colour even as Zayn turned to look at him. OR The one where Zayn and Louis are best friends and, after much prompting from their family members, try and give dating a go.

hey stupid, i love you for @blueskiesrry

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 1k Harry, I’ll be honest with you, I don’t even know how to start one of these. I never thought I’d be the type of alpha who’d write a love letter of all things. But then I met you. And all the things I thought I knew about love turned out to be completely false. You came into my life and filled it with so much light and happiness that, for the first few months, I was too awe-struck to even think straight. And even after those months, when I first started to realise my feelings for you, I never thought those feelings would lead me to where I am now. Which is hunched over Ernie and Doris’ play table, glitter and stickers stuck all over me, writing what is probably the weirdest Valentine’s Day card you’ll ever receive. I love you so much, more than words can possibly explain- OR The one where self-proclaimed Valentine's Day hater, Louis, surprises his boyfriend on their first Valentine's together.

Feel My Traces

Rating: Mature Word Count: 2000 “Oh. You actually have a tattoo gun?" "Yes, Harold, I actually have a tattoo gun. What did you think I was gonna tattoo you with? A cucumber? You do talk some shit sometimes," Louis teased, walking up to Harry with the tattoo gun in his hand. "Right, what do you want?" Harry looked at the device and paled. "Um…" "Not backing out on me now, are you Styles?" Louis teased, a gentle smile forming on his face. "You see, the thing is, I didn't actually think you had a tattoo gun,” Harry chuckled nervously, eyes still fixated on the device. Or temporary tattoos, a misunderstanding and a passionate moment.

Hold On I Still Need You

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 1.3k

The one where Louis goes missing and Harry desperately tries to find him.

Bloodline of Queens (WIP)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 3k It has been a long standing tradition for future queen omegas to have an arranged marriage to create a strong alliance for the country. When their first child is born (nearly always an omega), the Prince Consort will become sick and pass away soon after, with the child starting to possess magical powers. It is said to be a curse on the bloodline. It is seen to be a sign of bad fortune if the first born child is an alpha. More often than not, the child will be secretly given up for adoption to a family in another country and no one ever remembers them. In our time, the queen-to-be, Harry, is hiding his secondary gender, posing as an omega to avoid being sent away. During his lessons, he learns about the history of his kingdom and his ancestors and he starts to get flashbacks to an older boy in his household who looks a lot like him. He begins to become suspicious of his predecessors and starts researching the recurring deaths and disappearances. The only way he can find out what really happened to the other alphas in his family is to search for one that is still alive.

Eager To Please

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1.3k "Ah, ah." Louis tsked disapprovingly, the younger boy's actions immediately halting. "You want to be a good boy for your Daddy, don't you?" Harry nodded frantically as Louis pushed off the dresser and walked round the bed, trailing his hand along the mattress as he went. "Now, what to do with you?" Louis pondered as he reached the head of the bed, cupping Harry's jaw softly as he learned in to press a sweet kiss to the boy's lips.

I'll make this feel like home for @louwilliam

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 401 Louis retuns home to his boys for Christmas.

Have yourself a larry little christmas

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 2046 The two of them had planned to exchange presents for Christmas and Louis’ birthday before they separated until New Years and Harry thought it'd be a perfect time to introduce Louis to his cat. However, they’d run into a small obstacle shortly after they'd arrived. That obstacle being British weather. An alert from their weather apps had popped up on their phones, signalling to them the start of a freak snowstorm and advising everyone to stay indoors. OR A plan to exchange presents leads to more than both Harry and Louis bargained for.

Christmas Advent Calendar

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 1665 A collection of holiday ficlets written and posted leading up to Christmas.

The Coach Tommo Universe

Running Over Thoughts That Make My Feet Hurt

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4.9k Louis is the little league coach of 'The Ducklings', the team that Harry's daughter plays for. Whilst she tries her best, she doesn't quite have the skills so Coach Tommo steps in. He offers private lessons to try and help her, and if he gets in her dad's good books? Well that'd just be a bonus.

Tell Me With Your Mind Body And Spirit

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 479 Two short drabbles in the Coach Tommo Universe about poems.

And I Can Lend You Broken Parts That Might Fit

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 551 Louis and Harry talk about Harry's life after becoming pregnant, and a key figure in Harry's life.

My kiss can mend your broken heart

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 954

During an intimate moment, Harry breaks down about his past and Louis rushes to comfort him.

Bodies entertwined with their lips

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1.3k A flashback to the night Harry and Louis met...well, part of the night at least.

Do you really want to be all alone? for @babyhoneyheslt

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 601 Harry, Louis and the kids wake up on Christmas Morning.

Can We Please Get Back To Lovin'? Series

Can we please get back to lovin'?

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 1.1k Based on the prompt: Person B getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Person A because they didn't stop the microwave's obnoxious beeping in time.

When It's Good It's Really Something

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 986 Louis managed to lose himself in the sensation, his casual strokes quickening with purpose as his other hand clenched the duvet with his fist. He tries to muffle his groans slightly, still listening out for movement from downstairs. As his eyes flicked over to the clock, the bedroom door was pushed open to reveal a sweaty Harry, joggers riding even lower on his hips and two bottles of water in his hands. Harry's eyes raked down Louis' body, lingering on Louis' hand and obvious erection. "You started without me?!" A pout formed on the younger boy's face as he placed the drinks on the dresser, his eyes never leaving Louis' body. "Took too long," Louis breathed, throwing his head back with a soft moan as his hand quickened its pace.

You Make Me Strong series

Tied Up Like Two Ships

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 2.5k "His crew boarded our ship and took a few of us hostage. Um, myself, Liam, Louis, Tabby, and a few others. Then they- uh- they, um…" "They started stealing our most valuable possessions on board: heirlooms, jewels, weapons. And then," Zayn continued on from Liam, "then the cannons started. The first shot hit the side closest to the berth, where most of the crew were sleeping, and the second was aimed directly at the Captain’s Quarters. We- uh, we lost fifteen of the crew then, and then, uh, then ten shortly after." OR Captain Styles wakes up to find his rival and old friend, Captain Tomlinson, aboard his ship.

Larry Ficlets

There's no one I love more in this world than Stanley Tucci

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Word Count: 425 Both Louis and Harry have a 'freebie list' of celebrities they could sleep with if they wanted to without repercussions. What happens when Harry meets one of his celebrities, Stanley Tucci, at the Brit Awards and comes home late at night. OR The one where Harry Styles loves Louis Tomlinson a bit more than he does Stanley Tucci.

Kiss In The Kitchen Like It's A Dancefloor

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 672 Based on the prompt: Person A is about to leave for work. Person B asks them if they've forgotten anything, and Person A gives them a kiss. Person B turns red and opens their hand to reveal Person A's keys/wallet/etc., saying 'I meant this, but thanks.'

Just Let Me Adore You for @itsnotreal

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 861 Based on the prompt - Louis and Harry on a walk in the park

When The World Is Cold, You'll Have A Place You Can Go for @justahappycloud

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 319 Louis' hands are cold. Luckily, he has a space heater for a boyfriend.

Was Tangled Up And Twisted

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 770 Harry and Louis play Twister. Things get embarrassing and awkward fast.

Actions Have Consequences

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 435 Ever since that kiss against the vending machine, Harry had begun to feel- things. Things that he definitely should not be feeling towards Louis Tomlinson of all people. He thought it was just a fluke, just a rush of emotions after being kissed for the first time in a while. But then Louis had pushed him against a wall near the Psychology building, panting with rage as he'd closed the small distance between them so they were nearly breathing in the same air.

Gagging For It

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 497 "Look at you," Louis groaned, hand quickening its pace on his cock as he stared down at Harry, the man's eyes flicking up to meet Louis' from his position on the floor, "You're practically gagging for it, aren't you?"

Share a Single Bed (and tell each other what we dream about)

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 340 "You're warm, don't leave me," he whined, attempting to pull his pillow back down. He heard a chuckle in response as a hand started to caress his hair, prompting a pleased sound from him as he pushed his head into the touch, much like a cat would. OR The one where Harry wakes up in Louis' bed demanding cuddles.

I promise that I'll love you for the rest of my life

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 358 words Vows and a kiss to seal the deal

Lips so good I forget my name

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 828 words Harry hummed in contemplation as he moved to palm himself through his briefs, "Do you think you've deserved it, Lou? Hmm?" At Louis' sound of protest, Harry swiftly moved the microphone back to the older man's mouth causing him to moan as he wrapped his lips around it again. "Because I don't think you have. I think you love your microphone too much to suck on anything else." Harry's words elicited a moan from Louis as his hips bucked up instinctively. Or Louis needs to give up control in the bedroom sometimes, until he doesn't.

Friends Don't Know The Way You Taste

Rating: Mature Word Count: 255 Louis has had enough of Harry calling them friends.

Let Me Be Your Last First Kiss

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 279 Harry wonders why people think he and Louis are dating.

Always You for @hellolovers13

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 922 “You heading home, mate?” Liam asked as the movie ended. softly nudging Zayn to wake him up. “Is it alright if I just kip here, Payno?” Louis answered, taking a sip of his beer as he stretched his legs out, having been sitting on them for the majority of the movie. “You sure, Lou? You’re only down the hall and I’m sure Harry’d be worried if you didn’t come home?” “Nah, I'm sure he'll be just fine by himself for one night. Besides, I’m pretty sure Nick’s over there.” Louis drawled, finishing off his beer as he searched his pockets for his phone. Liam winced at the bitter tone in his friend’s voice.   Or, Louis calls his ex on Valentine's Day.

Let Me Inside

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 286 Louis gets a surprise visit from his alpha in the shower.

A Man's Best Friend for @itsnotreal

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 693 Clifford pulls the leash out of Louis' hand and winds up getting caught by a curly haired stranger.

I Want You Here With Me (Like How I Pictured It)

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 345 "I just- Everyone was there and- and they were all happy and in love and I just- I needed to get out of there, Lou." Harry sniffled, wrapping his coat closer to himself as he trudged down the street. "It's not fair. It's not fair that they all get to be happy and in love and have their partners with them when I can't be with you." OR The one where Harry misses Louis

Pick Someone Supportive

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 333 Louis sighed and turned to look at Harry, the other boy laughing at something Zayn had said on the phone. "He's just- way out of my league, you know? Besides, I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me like that. Having him as a friend is more than enough." Or, the one where there may be a chance for romance in Harry and Louis' future after all.

I wish you would've cheated (but you smashed my heart to pieces)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Word Count: 292 “Lou, what happened?” Zayn whispered, entering the room and climbing onto the bed straight away. He immediately laid on his side, face to face with his friend. “He doesn't love me, Zee,” Louis replied, voice cracking and tears pooling in his eyes as Zayn pulled him into his arms. OR Zayn didn't quite know what to expect when his best friend had begged him to come over, but the last thing he did expect was a heartbroken Louis and a convieniently missing Harry.

This Feels Like Home

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 300 After one too many nights alone in a hotel bed, Harry flies home on a whim to surprise his husband.

Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics

I got me an appetite, now I can taste it for @aotvfilm

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 935 "Haz, are you sure about this? I don't want to hurt you, love." Louis asked, hovering over Harry's chest. "Lou..." the omega whined, bringing his hands to the alpha's butt in an attempt to bring him closer. "You won't hurt me." "Are you sure?" Louis asked again, staying rooted in his position until he was sure he wouldn't hurt the omega. "I'm sure," Harry whined, moving his hands to the top of Louis' thights. "How about this? If I'm uncomfortable in any way, I'll tap you twice, like this, okay?" The omega demonstrated the movement for Louis, tapping twice on the alpha's upper thight OR Louis and Harry try something new in the bedroom.

They Don't Know About Us: A Christmas Series

for @alwayshazandlou

To Find A Love That Feels This Right

Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 1136 When Harry had agreed to attend the Payne's Red Carpet Gala, he had no idea he'd bump into his celebrity crush, or that his celebrity crush was even more attractive in person. A Christmas Fic filled with laughter, love and light.

[hlficlibrary]

Hii,

I’ve been looking for this fic that Harry was famous and just broke up with his boyfriend and Louis sends him a tweet with a picture while he is drunk and Harry answers it and they get in a relationship.

Thank you:))

Hi, anon! You're very welcome! Here's the fic you're looking for!

baby, you're my only reason by @zouisclimax

Harry's famous and Louis' a big fan.

or, "you're a celebrity and you just broke up and i tweeted you a selfie and said "date me" and you thought i was serious?" au