#MAN ON YHE PLANET

[milo-is-rambling]

Disgusted disgusted disgusted !!!!!!

[seokmatthewz]

[saexy]

HERE IS. thougjt.... sae performs so well under pressure... like im talking top.tier class 1 A SEX. YOURE TELLING ME this man?? DOENST HAVE THE BEST HIP THRUSTS WHEN HE HAS HIS ADRELAINE RUSHING INTO HIS BRAIN ?? all that blood pumping in his veins— and youre all the oxygen he needs, his kisses so feverish and unbreaking— he doenst need air he needs you... oh and the sweat— his sweatshirt wet, and its adiffernt kinda sticky when you pressed bare against his chest, his necklace metal sticking on your body.. its itchy buy nothing lile the itch to not have his tongue in your mouth.. its fast uet so slow and sensually burning in each other heat.. fuck. the smell of his sweat and the beaded drops that he is dripping in, is so godly to me. the clock on his head, but the need to satisfy you, and he completely wrecked in between... he wnats you to take uour sweet time but you gotta be quick. the moist of your bodies wearing into each other, bec you dont care how messily it is, iy so emmpty if uouree not touching him, and he loves it. he lovess the way youbknow his body, to touch him excaylybin places that gets him crazy.. the way your pussy clemches around him and the way they you trace his back, you know he cant stay long— and but you missed him, the need to hold him close, is so high... you just wanna immerse yourself in him and he reads it.. he understands your longing— it drives him...SAE UNDER PRESSURE MITE JUST BE MY FAV THING ON YHE PLANET. I GO BAMG MY HEAD BEC THE IMAGE DOENST LEAVE MY HEAD.

[masterhallmark]

I have come to the conclusion that Don Karnage (from Talespin, not Ducktales) would be the safest Disney Pirate crew to be on.

Captain Hook shot a man for singing badly.

Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) crushed a man's arm to keep up appearances, and his crewmates are dicks

Barbossa shot a crewmate to see if the curse was lifted, showing no care for if he died

NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO JACK SPARROW'S CREW

But Don Karnage? Sure, he slaps and insults his crew regularly. But do you know what he did to yhe crewmates who attempted to mutiny against him on multiple occasions?

He not only let them live, but they kept their jobs.

On any other crew, attempted mutiny would be an immediate death sentence.

If Don Karnage is gonna let the attempted mutineers live and keep their jobs, you're probably safe no matter how bad you screw up. You cannot do much worse than ATTEMPTED MUTINY. I mean, even if he tortured them, his torture methods mostly consist of dragging claws on a chalkboard and whatever the heck he was going to do with those turnips and sandpaper.

Also, air pirates would have a larger range of places to loot due to not being restricted to just bodies of water, plus Baloo is the only pilot that consistently outsmarts Don Karnage. He is a VERY successful pirate.

[t4t-apexeclipse]

just realized. since roman and remus are brothers, if remus married logan, that would make roman logan’s brother in law right,, love that dynamic for them

like imagine being roman in this scenario. your twin brother, the strangest individual you’ve ever met, and one of the only things you seem to have in common is the womb you both grew in. anyway. if you were to ask roman about remus’s love life (or however you got to this subject) he would say something like “i adore my brother, i think he’s fun at a party, but if you wanna date him you gotta be… the craziest man on planet earth”

and then remus introduces logan

they’ve been dating for six months kinda on the down low at this point. roman now hears about a “logan” that remus is “seeing, i dunno” every so often, and pictures a gruff biker type, covered in tattoos, full on viking beard

what he doesn’t expect is… logan

he’s dressed in business casual for some reason, he does have facial hair but it’s not quite viking… more of a patchy unkempt look, and his glasses remind roman of a bad clark kent cosplay

guys help this wasn’t supposed to be fanfic help

THE POINT IS OVER TIME ROMAN SEES WHAT MAKES THEIR RELATIONSHIP WORKS BY PICKING UP ON YHE LIFTLE THINGS. OKAY. I LOVE THEM YALL

ignore my yapping nonsense

[c00kietin]

*CRASHES THE DOOR DOWN*

SURE I'LL ASK!!!!!!!

ahem ahem

17-name 3 things that make you happy

19/20- fabe thing about Day/Night

28- Do you collect anything?

30- what's 1 of the things that never fails to make u happy?

38- fave song?

27- nickname? (Srry idk ur nickname(s) 😭)

18- Do u believe in THE BOO(ghost) or the UEUEUUE(Ailen) or yhe BOOOEUEUEUEUEU (both) or MMM.(none)

26/25- fave color/season and why

(sorry if im weird dude- 😭)

THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU YOU AREN'T WEIRD <<333

17 - listening to music, drawing something I like, and being in my bedroom <3

19/20 - Daytime, it feels safer for some reason and in the morning I have loads of time to myself- as for nighttime, I personally hate because it's when I'm most anxious and paranoid. It's just torture hours for me <3

28 - I collect snow globes and Funko Pops!

30 - probably my cat Pebbles- being with her and patting her comforts me a lot.

38 - my favourite song at the moment is either Bobby Sox by Green Day or Physical by Olivia Newton-John :D

27 - online I'm known as Cookie (of course) and in real life I've been nicknamed Pat the Cat by my parents, one time Spare Parts by sister (jokingly), Cranky Old Man by my friends, and my English teacher has also called me a fountain of knowledge :D

Although, I used to be nicknamed Floofsta by my friends, but we don't talk about that/j

18 - For both, kinda? For aliens, I think it's likely there's some form of living organism on some far off planet. Ghosts, not so much, but when I was younger I was told I could see ghosts from how much I stared :>

26/25 - Don't really have a favourite season, but I mainly like spring and summer because of school breaks/holidays :')

I love teals, blues, turquoise, yellows and generally the rainbow!! I just think they're neat!

[doomzday-zone]

also i luv when ppl r like. sorry if i get a pittle bit cregory 10 autism abt yhis uhhh i dont wanna scare u away haha :3c as if its not a) the dopest shit in the world and b) i am not the most deranged man on yhe fucking planet

[fairyhaos]

hello today as vernon anon i will actually be vernoning, https://pin.it/54EAZp6yB THIS VERNON DOWS SMTH YO ME LIKE HIM IN YHE EP??? THE HAIRCUT??? HIM IN THE NORTH FACE JACKET??? JUST HIM??? THE EVEUTHIGHN. yk what's crazy to me is that there are like barely any vernon edits when he's quite literally the most angelic being on this planet like HE HAS A WHOLE FACE ECONOMY. and OH MY GOD WHEN HES VERNONING ITS JUST THE CUTEST THING EVER??? like yes be slow, do weird ass things, i support.

yk that one video when they were performing and he was like stretchingish or doing God knows what and then the camera cuts to him and he's like so surprised. i loved the court episode sm like VERNON BEINF A JUDGE IS JS SO FUNNY TO ME 😭😭 - vernon anon 😓😓

VERNON ANON YOU !!!!!!!! HE'S SO!!!!!!!! I GETCHU PLS THIS VERNON HAIRSTYLE WILL ALWAYS HAVE ME DOWN BADDDDDDD

FACE ECONOMY JSHDHHEHDHSH THAT'S SO REAL AND PLS WHY ARE YOU SO RIGHT THAT THERE R BARELY ANY HANSOL EDITS 💔💔💔 if i were any of those edit editors then i wld definitely edit the fuck out of this man bc he is SO FINE

i luv vernon bc he's literally just. like he's just a guy. a really handsome and really goofy and really awkward guy and it's soooo horribly endearing good lord i wanna monch his cheeks and coo over him embarrassingly until he meows like a cat for me to stop

[spotforme]

Friday's Child, my very Bones focused observations:

they just came out of that tent and insstead of helping Jim they both just stop and stare. they stand like "ugh couldn't you fight a little faster, we've got places to be"

later, when they all get into a fight, Bones is quite leasurely just standing there. he doesn't partake in these crapples when he knows that soon either Spok or Kirt will punch out the guy who's holding him and he can just walk away, no reason to get involved (even though he's being held at knifepoint) my baby is already done with the fight

really amazed at how bitchy McCoy and Spock can be to each other whitout saying a word. i'm convinced that that's how they show affection, it's like a mutual understanding of theirs.

next bones bitchslaps a woman who he will later help deliver a baby. He takes the baby and puts it on the ground while he goes to get Spock and Kirk from outside. He picks the baby up from the ground and goes to hand it to spock (for some reason. He just seemed happy and went to show it around like a pize he'd won) then he proceeds to get annoyed and explains how to hold the baby properly and then look get hurt when Spock has no interest in holding it anymore. Kirk is watching this all very intently.

Then, a schock of schocks, the woman says it's "our child" (meaning her and Bones') which prompts this face from Kirk and he grabs McCoy

The man is clearly scandalized by the news (it's not actually McCoys baby, which Kirk should have known given that they've known yhe woman for a day. but the schock!)

later when McCoy suggest coming with them to fight the warriors Kirk and Spock give him a kindof a "the hell you will" look. like, Bones, you just got knocked unconscious by your patient, given your track record what do you plan to do??

McCoy and Kirk *gets a child who is a leader of a planet named after them* Spock: oh god, you're gonna be insufferable about this for at least a month

[tiny-vermin]

lmao dying to know what episode prompted that post 😂

i was rly scared by catherine tate and yhe time beetle and the episode Before that when david tennant looked so traumatised by what happened on the diamond planet. tbh they always look so sad in all these season 4 episodes man 😢😢😢 (i mean not all but still. donna keeps crying and that makes me cry)

[mysticnoodleskullkata]

Relegion has always been the obstacle for soul ascension. So many people have been spiritual nomads moving from one house to another, alas! The object of worship changes form, yhe spirit remains the same, stagnant and dead.

In many places of Africa, the Christian priests use the knowledge of witchcraft and divination specially to convert people to their faith. Brahmins have found the socio-economical evangelism of Catholic missionaries, and lo! so many Ashrams and mission corporations already making good money. Islam found the way of millitant evangelism the easiest way, keeping up the traditions of the pirate minds of bedouins. Occultists have been copying from ancient scriptures and occult literature is thriving.

Rabbi Akiba mentioned the essence of the Jewish Mysticisies in the "Solomon's songs", and most preachers shy away from the book. In trying to become Holy Ass of mythical Jesus, everyone denies the healthy prescription of admitting the natural cycle of elimination.

Among the extremes of inclusive and exclusive approaches to spiritual practices, a certain higher understanding covers a wider spectrum, that is "Luciferianism". There, in this age of "ism"s I added one more.

The fact that actually Lucifer is a higher concept of freedom, lies in the absence of any specifically written story or scripture in the subject. Lucifer has subtly seen in Sumerian mythology as Enki, which is a very incomplete description of the spirit of Lucifer, to Melek-Ta'us of the Middle East, to Greko-Roman relegious culture, not forgetting the Zoratranist story that has its influence in Gnosticism, and to Christianity and Demonolatry and even New Age. Loosely the name has been associated with various relegious- spiritual figure in tune with planet Venus. Due to the unique movements and discontinuous appearances of Venus in the sky, the myth of "falling from heaven" started taking shape. However, the name has been liberally applied to Satan and Jesus alike, among many other personalities.

Like all gods and goddesses, Lucifer never walked this Earth as Lucifer, for it is not a single person but a title of illumination that confers upon that person who achieves the lumination of self and thus is free of the service of any deity or demigod or relegious figure. Lucifer is thus Christ Lucifer because Lucifer saves the psyche of an individual from being dependant on external power which builds up through generations of sovio-political conditioning. The Abrahamic relegions are good example. But there are so many. This also liberates from the obsessive dependancy of dark arts. Lucifer is a homeostasis of different polarities of energies.

Like it started in a major way in 2012, the great dimensional shift, the ascension started with understanding of Christ consciousness. An introduction of crystal consciousness where your inner work becomes important to make your soul as transparent and pure as crystal, to digest the luciferian gnosis of revolution into Godhood. Lucifer is not rebellion as understood generally. Rebellion is loud. That is the forte of Satanism. Luciferian revolution is subtle, and goes to the unconscious, only in there lies the key to evolve as a new human being. All gods are dead, all avatars are corrupt. It is time each individual wills to evolve into its next level, for each man and woman is a star, and the god and goddess of their new world, in understanding, in wisdom, and higher intellect, and Love which the law of All.

So, when anyone worships Lucifer, he is giving energetic honor to the luminosity of each and every godsand goddesses that man ever imagined on this plane.

Avé Lucifer!

© Taniya Gregory Serpan

[cocareefrecords]

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[sweetjunmyeon]

GOD IM LOOKING AT VIDEOS OF JUNMYEON ON YOUTUBE AND HE IS REALLY THE FUNNIEST CUTEST MOST HANDSOME AND BEST MAN ON YHE PLANET

[that-one-guy-called-rey]

Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 1 and 2—My Thoughts

Well, I finally got around to this. The Guardians of the Galaxy is how I originally got into the Marvel movies, so they're one of my favorites. I'm going to review both of the movies so there's a lot. •Peter lip singing while getting a deadly infinity stone is my aesthetic. •Can I just say I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK •Peter has so much sass •Yondu always plays the "I didn't eat you so you should be thankful" card. •Rocket the savage •GROOT DRINKING FROM YHE FOUNTAIN WAD HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE •That fight scene for the orb/infinity stone is great •"I live for the simple things. Like how much this is gonna hurt." ~Rocket •Peter: *slowly puts up the middle finger* "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know how this machine worked." •"I am Groot." "Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you've told me that." •Reminder that Rocket doesn't know he is a raccoon •Peter is so protective of his Walk Man and I love it •Groot just grabbing the battery casually. •Badass Groot is badass •Rocket not needing the leg was hilarious •"His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head." "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too good. I would catch it." •"I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the Galaxy." ~Gamora •Rocket's plan was GENIUS •Peter not leaving without his Walk Man •Rocket casually making a bomb •GROOT GIVING THAT LITTLE GIRL THE FLOWER WAS SO CUTE AND PURE •The Collector is creepy •Drax, I'm sorry but you were an idiot to call Rowan •"YOU'RE. MAKING. ME. BEAT. UP. GRASS." •"That's a fake laugh." "IT'S REAL." •"They got my d*ck message!" OH MY GOSH PETER •BADASS YONDU IS BADASS THAT ARROW IS FREAKN' COOL •But seriously, someone could have shot him before he made his arrow go through them. •"Finger to the throat means death." *pulls out wires from other guy's brain* •Groot: *kills "paper" soldiers.* Groot: *smiles afterward* •"We. Are. Groot." I THINK A CRIED OH MY GOSH •I KNOW GROOT LIVES BUT IT WAS SO SAD •Peter's dance moves are hilarious •But Rowan could have just destroyed the planet while Peter made a fool of himself •Saving the day with a dance off and the power of friendship. •Drax petting Rocket is cute and funny and heartfelt all at the same time. •Why does Peter wait so long to open his gift from his mom?! •WHY WOULD LEAVE A FREAKN' INFINITY STONE WITH A PLANET THAT CAN BARELY PROTECT ITSELF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD •DANCING BABY GROOT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING •Rocket you don't listen to tunes while you battle a space monster, but •Baby Groot just dancing and ignoring all the explosions is so pure •I like the Vol. 2 soundtrack too •I love how the team is worried about baby Groot getting hurt as he dances when they're literally battling a monster •Angry Baby Groot is adorable •DRAX IS A LOVABLE IDIOT •PETER STOP FLIRTING WITH ALIEN LADIES •"Family reunion, yay!" ~Peter Quill •Rocket stop winking with the wrong eye •The Sovereign controlling there little ships reminds me of an arcade •Rocket the Trash Panda •The Sovereign Priestess' rug walkway getting stuck was unexpected and hilarious. •Mantis is too pure for this world •Drax laughing makes everything 1000x more funny •The part where Rocket takes on the Ravagers is awesome and hilarious. Also badass Rocket is badass. •I am the only one who finds it weird that Ego has a presentation to explain his existence and other stuff? •DON'T YOU DARE TORTURE BABY GROOT I WILL RIP YOU APART •Taser Face is a hilarious name •"Yeah... I was talking about like a pretty necklace, or a nice hat, you know. Something to make the other girls go 'ooh, that's nice.'" ~Kraglin •"It's [Groot] too adorable to kill!" •YOU LEAVE BABY GROOT ALONE F*CK YOU FOR TEASING HIM AND BULLYING HIM HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT •Baby Groot bringing the wrong stuff to Yondu is hilarious •"Leave the eye here." "Why?" "He's gonna wake up, and he's not going to know where his eye is!" *laughing* •Reminder that Groot hates hats •The battle scene where Yondu and Rockst escape was EPIC •Plus I love "Come a Little bit Closer." •BADASS YONDU IS BADASS •Angry Baby Groot is adorable and terrifying •WHEN ROCKET SAID THE WHOLE SHIP WAS GONNA BLOW BABY GROOT WAS SMILING OH MY GOSH •Peter and Gamora are adorable together •EGO YOU'RE AN A-HOLE YOU DESERVE TO DIE A MILLION TIMES F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU •NO ONE DESTROYS PETER'S WALK MAN F*CK YOU EGO •Rocket: “You got issues Quill.” Peter: “Well of course i got issues-” [cut to Ego glowing and regenerating and trying to kill them]"-BECAUSE THAT’S MY FRICKIN FATHER!!!” •Explaining the how the bomb works to Baby Groot was basically the best part of the entire movie •Peter asking people for tape was great •"I'M MARRY POPPINS, Y'ALL!" Best. Quote. Ever. •Battle scene between Ego vs. Peter, Rocket and Yondu was AMAZING •BABY GROOT CRYING WHEN EGO TRAPS HIM IS SO SAD I LITERALLY FELT LIKE MY HEART SHATTERED NO ONE HURTS PRECIOUS BABY GROOT ESPECIALLY NOT A B*TCH LIKE EGO •I'm so proud of Peter for making PAC-Man attack Ego •"He says 'Welcome to the frickn' Guardians of the Galaxy.' Only he didn't say frickn'." •"You are a god! If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody else!" "What's so wrong with that?" •I'm was really hoping Peter would keep his god-like powers which would be awesome in Infinity War, but sadly it looks like he won't have them because Ego's core and the source of his powers was destroyed. •YONDU DYING HURT ME ON THE INSIDE OH MY GOSH I CAN'T HANDLE THE FEELS •Teenage Groot is me That's about all! Sadly, I've watched all the Marvel movies (excluding X-Men and other stuff), but I'm going to rewatch the Avengers now