#MORE bunnies I should say 😌

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daily doodle 012 - bunnies!

[coolyiooo]

BSD: Sigma Smut Scenarios

Sigma X reader

❗WARNINGS❗: overstimulation, SMUT, MDI, moaning, whimpering, breeding kink, praise, humping, pulling, begging, etc

There are four different scenarios. These are scenarios I wrote from past BSD headcannons and I just realized how cute Sigma is, so I'm writing about him now😌

I usually write BSD Men X reader (Smut) Headcannons if you want to check them out!

💛OVERSTIMULATING HIM💛

You were jumping on Sigma's cock quickly. His cock was covered by his previous orgasms and your cunt was filled. His cum made you able to jump faster of his dick and more pleasurable for him. His grip on your hips were tight as he whimpered and moaned loudly from overstimulation

He shut his eyes tight "Mmn~! Too- ah~! Much, y/n~!" He whimpered

You kissed his cheek and smirked "mmmn~ Your cock is throbbing aggressively. It's feel so good~ you want to cum more, don't you?"

He twitched from the praise "Ngh~! There's no more~ ah~!" His grip became tighter

You cupped his cheek to make him look at you in the eyes "That's ridiculous, love~ mmn~ let me prove it you" you smiled

Your pace became more rough and fast. His head fell back with his mouth agape from moaning loudly. His cock pulsating even more as he felt another orgasm coming

"AH~! S-Shit~! Ngh~! too good! I'm gonna~!" He whimpered before shooting his load inside you once again, filling you up as if he's trying to impregnate you. He moaned loudly from his climax

He breathed heavily as he tried to calm down from his high. You kissed his lips before looking into his eyes

"You look pretty when you cum, Sigma. It's addicting~"

His eyes were soft and gentle as he still pants "I'm glad the feeling is mutual"

💛SEEING YOU IN A BUNNY SUIT💛

You decided to surprise Sigma with you in a bunny suit just to see his reaction. When you finished putting it on, in his room, you noticed how well it fit you and showed off your waist and legs.You were checking yourself out in the mirror and jumped when you heard the door open.

You looked back to see Sigma with wide eyes and blushed cheeks. His eyes looking up and down at you, taking in your beautiful figure.

He's flabbergasted and stutters "Uh- l-love, w-what are you-?"

You blushed and smile "how do I look?"

He blushed more from your cute smile. He gulps as he found his words "you look.. adorable yet..." He lost his words as he stared at your legs. His thoughts becoming sinful

You tilt your head "yet?"

He closed the door and walks towards you, putting his hands on your waist to pull you closer. He looks into your eyes and shyly responds "yet intoxicating...who made you do this?"

You blush from his compliment "Oh- I just wanted to surprise you" you smiled warmly

His eyes widen slightly. You did this for me? He thinks to himself. He sits on the bed and sits you on his lap, startling you slightly as you out your hands on his chest.

He whispered in your ear shyly "Then you wouldn't mind if you.. hop on me while I'm inside you, right?"

💛YOU TELL HIM YOU FAKE UR ORGASMS💛

Summary: you tell him you fake your orgasms to get back at him from a small stupid argument

He looked at you shocked "Why didn't you ever tell me? I could've.. tried to become a better man for you" he asked genuinely

You couldn't come up with a quick excuse so you just stood there contemplating how to respond. He looks down in disappointment "I see... You didn't even bother to tell me because you thought I couldn't even if I tried"

You looked at him shocked. He began to feel worthless. He sighs before saying "If you really feel that way about me then maybe I should just leave-"

He was about to make his way out the room before you grabbed his arm "Wait! No, I was lying! I was just mad at you. I'm sorry, please don't go" you pleaded

He gives you a contemplated look "A-are you serious? You could've said anything else?"

You looked down in embarrassment. He opened his mouth again "You lied to me and got me worried over nothing??" He was in disbelief

Before you could respond he drags you into the bedroom and throws your back against the nearest wall and putting his hands on each side of you, trapping your figure as if he was putting you in a corner. His eyes didn't show anger, but they showed calmness.

He whispers in your ear "I believe you owe me an apology"

It didn't take long before sigma was pounding into you. He was overstimulating you. His body couldn't get enough of the feeling of how you cunts tightens and twitches when you cum. You were moaning loudly. He loved seeing how wrong your little lie was

"You really were lying, huh? Ngh~ your so tight~ how many times have you came already?" He asks while moaning

You gripped his shoulder "Ngh~ too much~ mnn~ it's too much~!"

He thrusts became more rough "Apologize, love ngh~ that's the least you can do"

"I'm sorry, Sigma~ you- mnn~! Your the only one who's made me feel this good~!"

He whimpers from your praise and honesty "I forgive you, love~ ah~! your the only one who's made me feel this good too~ I'll fill you up- mmn~! You always beg me to, so I know you won't mind~"

💛HE CLIMAXES FROM MAKING OUT WITH YOU💛

You were sitting on his lap while making out with him. Your kisses were making his stomach turn, in a good way. He couldn't explain it, but he felt amazing. You both groaned softly into the kiss. He's never felt this kind of affection from anyone and he was addicted to this feeling.

You pulled on his hair to pull him away from the kiss. He whimpers deeply from you pulling his hair as you kiss his sensitive neck. He begins to breath heavily. Breathy moans came out of his lips.

"Your so beautiful, you know, Sigma?" You mumbled against his skin

He blushes from you compliment "Your beautiful too" he pants

His hands squeeze the flesh of your hips. You chuckle quietly "I could kiss you forever and never get tired" You kiss his lips again.

Both of you getting more needy as you make out more roughly. This time you began to rock your hips against him rubbing his hard cock, assuming it was just something else.He couldn't bring himself to stop your movement. He mind was clouded with lust and greed and wanted to feel more of you rubbing his clothed, desperate cock.

His whole body was electrified with ecstasy with each rub. He moaned deeply into the kiss and his heart beated faster. His body became hot as he felt a knot in his core about to snap. His body moved on its own when he used his hands to move your hips faster against his dick. He was so close.

You pulled away from the kiss and began to kiss his sensitive neck again. That was the last straw for him "f-fuck~! Y-y/n~!" He moaned loudly before feeling the knot in his stomach snap.

He came into his pants while arching his back. He whole body twitched by how intense his orgasm was. This new feeling was amazing. He loved how your lips feel against his, but he just found a new addiction to this foreign sensation.

You were shocked. You blushed as you looked down to see a large wet stain on his pants. You look back at him to see him blushing and stare at you embarrassed

"I didn't mean... It's just wanted more of you and I couldn't stop-"

You cut off his sentence with a kiss on the lips "I don't mind, Sigma. I love how much of an effect I have on your body" you kindly smile at him

You grabbed his hand and brought under your pants to make him feel how wet your cunt was.

He blushed intensely "you have an effect on me too~" He gulps from how much he was salivating "you don't realize how much my body is craving for you right now. Do you mind if we do that again?"

[fbfh]

Had to take this to the professional 🫡

We need more dad tony stark content (literally anything you got)

Literally starving

Thank you 😌

thank you for giving me more excuses to talk about this. Tony is such a good fucking dad in general, but he's especially great when you get sick. if you're in new york, he probably notices cause you're not up as early as usual. idk where this came from, but I can hear him clear as day walking into your room and smoothing your hair to wake you up, saying

"Hey pumpkin, sun's out." you only grunt in response, but it's not your usual sassy I don't wanna wake up grunt. It sounds softer, like you actually can't get up yet.

"You feeling okay?" before you can answer, he's totally on it. "jarvis, run a vital scan."

He rolls you over onto your back so he can look at you. you look... pale. you don't have the usual vibrance to your skin, it's gray and faded. you look like if you weren't lying down, you'd pass out. Your eyes are puffy and watery, your lips are chapped. You're not yourself. While Jarvis runs a diagnostic scan on your vitals, Tony also gets to work. he carefully sticks a microneedling patch on your arm to check your blood - something Strange helped him whip up, among many other ways to monitor your health without all that clunky invasive hospital equipment - as Jarvis gives him the low down.

"Elevated body temperature of 101.3 degrees fahrenheit, swelling of the sinuses, elevated white blood count..." Jarvis rambles on and on while describing your simptoms, only interrupted by an agressive coughing fit.

"And a rather nasty productive cough."

You look up at him and try not to get teary, you know crying will just make you feel more dehydrated and achy.

"Dad... I don't feel good..."

He looks down at you so warmly, and with so much love.

"I know, kid."

He stands up, determined to do everything he can to kick this cold in record time.

"Alright, your schedule for the week is cleared." He cuts you off as you object. "Ah-bup-bup-bup. I don't want to hear it. You are officially on bedrest until further notice. Jarvis, order out for some of that soup we like, some cough drops, and popsicles."

He looks down at you.

"You want ice cream? What am I saying, of course you want ice cream. Jarvis, throw in a few pints of Stark raving hazelnuts and bunny tracks."

He grabs the remote for your tv, putting on your favorite movie and has dum-e wheel you in a box of tissues. He grabs some vaseline and cold medicine, along with a fresh cold water and your favorite flavor of sports drink.

"Now. I want you to lay back, I want you to stay cool, and I want you to get some rest. And you're a Stark, so staying cool should be no problem." He gives you a kiss on the forehead, then stands up to move all his work to stuff he can do at home, and tell Pepper to cancel or reschedule the rest so he can spend the rest of the day watching movies and tv shows with you between naps. You can hear him muttering to himself as he calls Steven over to come check on you. If you weren't so tired, you'd find it funny that the only person your dad trusts to be your family doctor is also a wizard.

"Can stop aliens from invading earth, I can make an arc reactor that can fit in the palm of my hand, how have we not cracked this cold and flu season thing yet?" he mutters, making a mental note to discuss it with the rest of the Avengers at the next team meeting. you drift off to sleep feeling a lot better than you did when you woke up, and thinking about debrief folders titled Avengers v. Rhinovirus.

[johnsgunbelt]

Hello hello perhaps!!!

141 gang (or whoever you’d like) with a gender neutral reader who owns a motorcycle.

And not only that, but they are low key a pretty cool and pretty silly motorcycle rider. Who wears their helmet all the time like it’s their face

🏍️ 💨💨

Like if you’ve seen little videos like these https://www.instagram.com/reel/CytvzeMvcH9/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvKx0u5pSme/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuePZmJuw6p/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

And let me say, they are just this silly and outrageously confident cause their helmet grants them this anonymity to keep their identity a secret. And tucking away their social anxiety cause NOBODy knows who’s under there 😌😌😌

Motorcycles - 141

pairing: 141 x fem! reader SFW

warnings: none, just pure fluff

John 'Soap' MacTavish:

When he first met you, you were wearing a bunny helmet and doing wheelies on the highway and at the next red light he stopped with you and got your instagram.

Definitely notices how you don’t ever show your face at ALL under any circumstances which makes him more intrigued with you

He messaged you as soon as he got home and scheduled for you guys to go riding the next night and he got your # and address (Score for him:p)

He notices that even when you’ve known him for at least 4 months you never showed him your face and maybe it's because of the stunts you do publicly.

Like that one time you fell off your bike while stopped and he had to help you off the ground

Or the time you started singing extremely loudly with people in there cars

But he loves that you’re not afraid to be yourself, at least with your helmet on

And then finally one day while he went to come pick you up he asked to see your face, after 20 minutes you finally caved and took off your helmet for him

Jaw. DROPPED.

He always knew you were pretty but when he saw you for real, he could have sworn he fell in love right there.

“Wow-I mean uhm wow-I mean uhm shit.” He was struggling to find words about how pretty you were but just know after a month or two he asked you out and now he can compliment you all the time.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick:

Now He met you when you went to a car show and showed up on your very cute pink motorcycle that complimented your pink helmet. He came over to you and he made small talk with you until he got your number

When he went home he noticed you actually texted him first, he IMMEDIATELY replied.

“Hey! It’s ____ from the car meet <3 just felt like texting you!! It was really nice meeting you tonight.”

“Hey, it was nice meeting you as well. We should definitely go riding sometime.”

“Oh definitely just let me know a time and place!!:)”

Kyle wouldn’t show it directly of course but he was so excited. As soon as he told you to meet him at a local parking lot he was so excited to see you pull up

When you pulled up in front of him he took off his helmet expecting you to do the same but when you didn’t he looked at you confused as you tilted your head

“You don’t take your helmet off huh?” He said softly to you and you just nodded your head as he put on his helmet and invited you to follow him as you rode all night

Eventually the night came to an end and he drove back with you to your place as you parked your bike you said something you’d probably later regret.

“Wanna stay the night..? Youdonthavetoifyoudontwann-" “Alright Alright calm down love of course I wanna spend the night.”

And that’s exactly when he saw your beautiful face.

He looked at you for 10 minutes not saying a word as he admired you 

And to this day while you're laying on his chest 4 months later, he still thinks about that night.

Simon 'Ghost" Riley:

Now the way you two met was at a bar, when he pulled up not on a bike, but a car instead.

He hit on you so fast he got your number in 5 minutes tops.

Now in my mind I think after about 2-6 months you guys became official and he started just spending every night at your house no matter if you went out or not on your bike

But what he didn’t tell you is that he KNEW how to drive a motorcycle matter a fact he had one for about 6 years before selling it 

He always tells you he worries about your safety on your bike but you reassure him you’ll be fine but one particular night you said something you’d later find out to be false 

“You’ve never even driven a motorcycle, what do you know silly?”

“Oh? Is that what you think lovie?”

And then he opened the door to the garage and hopped on your bike as he started it and looked at you as he put on one of your spare black helmets

“You just gonna sit there n stare or ya gonna hop on?”

You then quickly hopped on the back wrapping your arms around his broad body

He then backed out of the driveway and sped down many many roads.

“OH MY GOD SIMON JESUS CHRIST-SLOW DOWN!!!”

“JUST HANG ON WE’LL BE FINE.”

And then he brought you to an abandoned little parking garage as he parked the bike all the way at the top for a nice view

“I had a bike for…I wanna say 6 years. I know how to drive a bike lovie s’not that hard.”

You were absolutely shell shocked

“You never told me!! Why?”

“Wasn’t important to me.”

And then from there on out you were his backpack most nights.

'Captain' John Price:

Now you and price have known each other for about 6 months he’s seen your face and he like ghost spends most nights at your house

Only difference is he knows how to ride a bike and told you prior to him driving you on your bike

He has a truck but had a bike for about 8 years prior to his truck

He ended up buying another bike just so he could ride with you on some nights.

He loved watching you do your little silly activities like wheelies and when you stopped at red lights and little kids would admire your bike and you would fist bump them his heart would melt

Now because he's a male biker I like to believe he’s had his fair share of girls hitting on them

Usually they back off when you pull up next to him

But sometimes they don’t get the message so if they don’t he’ll say something

“Already married.” “I’ve got a wife.” “That's my wife next to me.”

And the best part is you’re not married he just likes to call you his wife because it makes you all giddy.

Now when you do backpack him he tries to go slow for you but if you tell him to speed up he will 

He lets you basically control the speed and he loves when you’re his backpack regardless of the speed.

THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT SO WORTH IT AHHHHH!! I loved writing this :p.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

The Ultimate Compilation Callout

Hey Guys! AR OOC once again to say I am 100% done.

I'm done with this. I thought it was finally dying down and the drama was finally getting to be over with but then she came back and is now trying to say that we are the ones in the wrong. And she is STILL trying to blame Leona's mod when, as both @/castaway-achlys and I have stated numerous times at this point, they were asleep during the entire event. They did not ask for us to defend them. We were both just tired of hearing our friend be exhausted and stressed out by her.

And the fact that so many people have come out to give their own experiences of her being rude and cruel to them just proves this is not a singular event.

I'm putting all this under a cut because it's gonna get long guys. In fact, I’m probably going to end up needing to create a couple reblog chains to get it all out.

But I'm done playing nice. I have all the receipts. Like I went allllll the way back to when the discord was first created. I caught her in her first lie.

Which, coincidentally, her very first lie in the Discord server happened on the very first day it was formed. What a way to start.

I call her the Malleus mod as an identifier in these screenshots, because unlike her, I am not petty enough to reveal peoples’ personal information on the internet just because I don’t like them.

HOWEVER. I will remind everyone that she is not JUST the owner of the Malleus account. Even if you don’t want to look under the read more because there are a LOT of receipts, know that these are all her known blogs.

I do not condone harassment. Harassment is basically what started all this. Just block and go.

Malleus Draconia @/therealmalleusdraconia

Falena Kingscholar @/the-falena-kingscholar

Aijuka (A Leona gf OC) @/the-one-aijuka

Jack Howl @/frosh-jack-howl

Fellow Honest @/fellow-honest

Meleanor Draconia @/meleanor-draconia

Baul Zigvolt @/baul-zigvolt

Sebek’s Mother @/thethickestone

Marja Felmier @/marja-felmier

And her latest: Eric Venue @/ericvenue

(Bonus non-rp blog @/thetwistedminds)

Before we get too far into it I will say there is a slight color code! But only a tiny one!

Gross light green color - look at that lie! 👀

Gross darker green color - a lie is revealed! 🤭

Orange - note the date/time! 🗓️⏰

Let me show you what I mean in the lie I’ve already mentioned - her very first one. :)

There we have the orange, telling you to note the date. That’s because I was wanting to make sure it was known that the pet posts were made on the same date that the discord was created.

And then we have the gross light green around Malleus mod claiming that this bunny is her bunny and that it was her bunny’s birthday recently.

Now here is the follow up with the gross darker green of a lie revealed. 😌

And there we have it! The color coding system and her very first lie told the very first day the Discord channel was active and easily disproven with an image search.

Now let’s get into the FUN STUFF! /sarc

We’re going to be doing some rehashing here but I’m also going to probably be including some new things so stay with me folks! This’ll be a ride! Buckle up!

So, originally I was thinking I'd start with the current drama. But considering that a lot of that has already been covered and what hasn't been covered needs more context, I'm just going to keep going in chronological order, I guess.

I've been up for over 24 hours compiling receipts, editing them to protect IDs, and then getting them all sorted so let's finally do this so I can pass out!

First up is something that actually has been covered a bit but I'm going to expand on it slightly - her blatant lie to @/elysia-nsimp (I'm not tagging anyone because I'm not forcing anyone to get notifications on this lmao).

Here's what everyone has already seen. But to expand on the event, we didn't call her out on her bad behavior, even though we probably should have as she had just lied straight to another mod's face about her blog ownership. I simply DM'd the mod in question privately to make sure they were okay and then tried to keep the peace in the main chat.

Because, believe it or not with this major callout post, I don't generally like confrontation. But I stepped in there for Elysia and I stepped up during this for Leona's mod.

Now, later that night, she posts this as if nothing had happened and she hadn't just been told that she needed to work on her roleplaying skills:

Uh huh. Sure. That's your last account. Because you have shown so much self-control when it comes to filling character voids within the twst rp community already. I'll be generous and give you a month before you break.

Now these next ones need a tiny bit of background information and a note: the Malleus mod is German and, as far as we know, lives in Germany. These next pictures are little indicators that she has not experienced the United States at all. These indicators may not seem important now, but they will be in just a little time. So keep them in mind for after the pause.

You cannot tell me anyone who has spent any length of time in the United States has not at least heard of Walmart.

Quick pitstop to say wow! You didn't even make it a month! Congratulations!

Also, note the question from the admin and the pretty obvious passive aggressiveness from me. We were sending plenty of hints that they needed to stop - sometimes coming outright and saying it, sometimes simply implying. Either way, we were all ignored.

She says she's not a mind reader. Well, apparently she's just not a reader period.

Now... a bit of an oddball here. And I want to say I do not necessarily think this is a lie. I am including it for a lie that is coming. The one that I included all those America comments for.

I'm sure you will note that I said that I don't "necessarily think" it's a lie - indicating that I do think it could be a possibility. That would be correct.

She has been lying since day one and, after this doozy of a story I'm about to share with you, I honestly don't know what to believe when it comes to her.

So.. to sum this up...

We went from a cringe ask from an OC account that she didn't want to answer -> the asker wasn't supposed to be on tumblr because they were underage (???) and was trying to date her irl and somehow had all of her information (oh but don't worry guys she deleted the ask!) -> he found her social media accounts and sent her NSFW pictures and started spam liking, demanding pictures of her kids, sent pictures of her at-the-time boyfriend, sent pictures of his family and his kids -> so she blocked him on everything and then started spam creating the rp accounts to see if he did it with other people or if it was just her (...mmmhmmm...) but nope he was only interested in Malleus -> she then apparently moved to America for a bit to crash with her boyfriend because this underage person went to Germany to find he.

Oh, by the way, why was this guy obsessed with her? Oh, he was obsessed with German women. He decided that all German women were pretty. And she's German-Russian! And Russians have intense standards for women you know! After this guy found out she was German AND Russian, I mean... it was only a matter of time before he upped his game to try to find her!

Guys, she's not saying she's too beautiful for her own good - the underage stalker speaks for itself!

Now, since this stalker found her through her Malleus account and was obviously very determined, you would think the first course of action would be to, ya know, delete the Malleus blog. Right?

No, no, no! Then she would have to start all over and, of course, if she switched accounts she would be forced to make a post on her current blog saying what her new blog is and he would just find her there. That's why she's trying to make her other accounts more active than her Malleus account (her Malleus account was still, by far, before all this happened, the most popular of all her rp blogs)!

Can I also mention that in that post announcing her pregnancy ON HER MALLEUS ACCOUNT WHERE SHE SUPPOSEDLY HAS A STALKER, she had tagged ALL OF HER BLOGS AT THE TIME?

But yes, Malleus mod. I definitely believe your story. :)

Please. Please tell me you all can understand why I just cannot find it in me to trust a single word coming out of this woman's mouth.

Especially now that during this whole drama, she has been lying through her teeth and trying to pin the entire blame on Leona's mod.

Now this part is nearly over (thank whatever gods anyone believes in) but let's just post the last few of the "before drama happened" pictures, shall we?

...I'm realizing I didn't underline the part where I called her out for having that many blogs in the gross dark green of a lie caught... oops. This is what happens when you have far too little sleep.

But either way, here is another time when she was called out on a lie of hers. And her little comment at the end means she read it and she acknowledged us.

She just didn't care because it didn't suit her.

~~~~~~

ALRIGHT!

THAT'S THE END OF PART ONE!

Yeah. This is going to come out in PARTS. I can't cover it all in one post because there is a picture limit.

So, I'm going to end up making a reblog chain...

Eventually.

Real talk? I need to sleep. Desperately. It's nearly two in the afternoon where I am and I have not slept yet.

Do not underestimate the power of spite and my loyalty to my friends. Both are very strong motivators.

But my body's needs are finally winning.

When I wake up, I'll have the Ultimate Drama Arc to post and expand upon and then the Return of the Drama Arc.

Yay. (said in the most unenthused voice ever lmao)

Anyway. Enjoy all this. I'm gonna go die. /j

[leclerced]

Sorry but im gonna go into Landoscar a bit more. I know you’re not writing driver x driver but here it’s necessary that I write this so my mind can rest😌

I think it’s like Lando and Bunny would say they have an open relationship but not for everyone everywhere just the people they agree on (well still about 10 or so people). Oscar goes with it because he doesn’t feel like he’s in the place to tell them he’s not into it (and they don’t ask because he went with it when they decided they want to be in a relationship so they assumed it was fine).

Oscar’s not really okay when they share only Bunny. But then Lando has his kind of late bi awakening (you know he’s like “wait i have a boyfriend and it means I’m not straight anymore so I can think of other men too? Oh how cool is that” just Lando things😀) so he starts experimenting with others too. And it’s another thing they don’t talk about because Lando assumes Oscar does the same since he’s so sure in himself. So Oscar is just so angry and feels possessive because he has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend and still he doesn’t feel like he has anyone. So most of his possessiveness goes towards Bunny because he doesn’t know if he can or should be the same with Lando (my boy knows so little I feel sorry for him😭) but there are rare times when he just can’t help himself and when Lando talks (ESPECIALLY WITH CARLOS OKAY THEIR BEEF AND UNFRIENDLINESS WINS OVER THE FACT HES LANDOS FRIEND) with someone he comes up to them and puts an arm around Lando’s shoulders from behind and squeezes him lightly or when he knows that Lando made out with someone when he comes from that someone with Bunny so when he kisses Lando he curls his hand around his throat and just dominates him hard.

But then the fact that Oscar doesn’t feel the best in this arrangement comes out and Lando asks if he’s not jealous of him because there were signs with Bunny definitely more obvious than with him and Oscar is just like “I know you’re not the most bright person sweetheart but haven’t caught up with the fact that I always came to you when you were talking wit us someone? It’s just that we’re official but still not everyone knows we are boyfriends. People think we’re Bunny’s boyfriends”

So next day Lando kisses Oscar in the paddock in the middle of the day so that everyone knows where the three of them stand. Oscar loves every second of it and feels like he can finally be more touchy with Lando. I feel like Lando would be just so proud of himself after that and on every occasion be like “Oh yes you see my BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND …” , “Here’s our winner, my BOYFRIEND by the way if you still hadn’t caught up”, “my beautiful GIRLFRIEND…” and so on for quite a while before everyone would be like okay mate you’re bi and you have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, we know that they’re amazing, beautiful, talented and all but can you stop for fuck’s sake?

It’s long and doesn’t make a lot of sense sorry about that but it was like a dam broke in my brain when I started

oscar hates carlos even more after him and lando are boyfriends bc carlos hugs lando every time he sees them plus they have that weird thing where they hit each other in the balls, that gets under oscar’s skin like nothing else. he doesn’t want carlos anywhere near bunny or lando.

everyone being soo annoyed w him even bunny and oscar get tired of it after awhile, it was endearing at first but they don’t want or need more attention drawn to them than there already is and lando just won’t shut up!! oscar would be like i have a name. you could also call me a friend. or a teammate. and lando’s like /: but you’re my boyfriend?? and bunny’s like yea its cute sometimes but when you shout out “thats my girlfriend” every time you see me.. it’s kinda over doing it babe

[sillaysii]

hi neli!!!! you probably noticed how i was going crazy in my tags over ur art jghkkjg, i just now remembered that asks exist and that i should drop in to say smth first of all, i LOVE your art!!!! ur style is suuuper cute, and your silly little mice drawings are some of my faves in the patb fandom💕 i'm especially happy abt seeing a bunch of sleepy snuggling ones, i literally think about pinky and brain cutely sleeping together all the time but couldn't find any fanart like that, so ur blog is like a dream come true to me!! like honestly i saw them and went 🤯🤯🤯😫😫🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰 i genuinely love all artists in the patb fandom bc there's a tooon of wonderful talented and original ppl, but ur style is definitely one of the cutest imo, i looove when ppl draw mice fluffy and with huge ears!!!! i think it partially reminds me of bunnies, so they end up looking like two coolest rodents at the same time!! aand that also makes ur dark pinky fanart cooler, because dp looks adorable but is still a bad bitch so it kinda creates a contrast of sorts jgkhj i love that sm but like mice aside, ur woy fanart is so cool?? AND YOUR WARNER SIBS ARE ACTUALLY AMAZING???? i kind of wish you would draw warners more just because they look so nice in ur style (its okay tho if u want to just draw gay mice i totally respect that💯💯) also this is a bit unrelated but i was sooo surprised to see someone reblogging m&m stuff kljklkjljl (as in мастер и маргарита), не каждый день тут встретишь ценителей русской культуры 😌 anyway, amazing blog, amazing art, amazing taste in music (against the kitchen floor is literally pov brain realised that he's way too avoidant and you can't change my mind), u are very cool and i'm glad i found u on here👍👍 with love from blooky💜

OH MP GOD. For your information im not used to receive so many compliments at the same time and I’m kinda overwhelmed, but in a very positive way. THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH ???? Drawing eepy snuggling mice is something I’ve been made for, that’s kind of my favorite genre of brinky art </3 I’m glad you love my art style, too, i love drawings the mice with huge ears, they’re so silly <3

I actually want to draw Warner sibs more, i just still didn’t completely develop an artstyle for them, but i miss them so much.

Also THE MASTER AND MARGARITA APPRECIATOR??? I literally FELL IN LOVE with this book the second I finished it, not to mention that I’m a huge Russian classics enjoyer in general, but Bulgakov has some books that i can reread many times and not get bored. Кстати русский я тоже неплохо знаю (8 лет жизни в России дают о себе знать) :3

Anyways. THANK YOU. SO SO MUCH. YOU LITERALLY MADE MY MORNING, MIGHT AS WELL A WHOLE DAY. IM LITERALLY SOBBING /POS. PLANTS A SMOOCH ON YOUR FOREHEAD THROUGH THE SCREEN /p

[evansbby]

Ari and bunny baby are just too cute 🥹🫶!!!

I can’t get over how he’s just sooooo in awe of her 🥹!!! He’s seriously sat there just looking at her and admiring her sweetness and innocence and adorableness uuuhhh it makes my heart swell that he’s actually head over heels for her 🫶🫶🫶

But fuck, you look way too cute — it should be illegal. With your fluffy little ears covering your face bashfully and your tail twitching against his leg as you cuddle into him. Goddamit, why did you have to be so cuddly and cute??

Lloyd would probably say that Ari was completely wrapped around your pinkie finger but the truth is that Ari can’t help but find you so adorable. And it’s not like you misbehave on purpose—you can’t help it that you’re so dumb and can’t understand right from wrong most of the time. Awww Ari making excuses for his baby bunny’s misbehaviours - we love a forgiving king 🥹🫶

How can Ari stay mad at you? When you look so cute and innocent? He can’t help but rain kisses all over your face till you’re giggling once more, your tears drying in your cheeks as you promise never to say the bad word ever again.

Ari says as he tugs your ear playfully before kissing your tears off your cheek.

His huge softness and awe for her with his dark depraved assertiveness (I mean he’s still ready to belt her and put her in her cage if he feels like it 😵🥵) is such a sexi combination omfg

I love that she has just his number as her only phone contact awww, and the emojis she added next to his name hnkjahshw she’s so cute 🥰🫶 And she uses her phone to learn how to cook her man yummy meals and send him adorable goofy snaps that no doubt bring a huge smile to his face 🥹 I can’t, she’s just so precious 🫶

It’s also really sweet that Ari takes some time to get to know her beloved stuffies because he knows she cares so much for them 🥹

Ari smiles, “Good bunny. Now, why don’t you play with your stuffies instead? Who’s this guy?” He picks up a toy at random, and it happens to be a golden stuffed monkey. “That’s Mr Cheeseburger.” “Okay, well, play with Mr Cheeseburger, honey. While daddy does his work.” Ari settled you down on the floor by his feet before going back to his laptop.

Mr Cheeseburger!!! Bestie you always make the cutest names for your fanfic stuffie cinematic universe!!! This is how I see Mr Cheeseburger - he’s got Ari’s blue eyes 🥹 and his dashing red corduroy overalls with the yellow buttons made me think of tomato and cheese on a cheeseburger heehee 🥰

The imagine of baby bunny playing with her cute stuffie beside Ari’s feet whilst he’s sat on a chair on his laptop doing business … HAWT 🔥!!!

And Lloyd and his kitten!! Lloyd the sociopathic heartless ruthless kidnapper + torturer + murderer the absolute menace of a man has captivated me since the second I laid eyes on him when watching TGM, so to know that here he actually loves his kitten whilst also committing sadistic acts of dominance - I am YEARNING, my pelvis is ACHING 😩 I know Lloyd and his kitty are barely side characters but oh Lloyd as a deliciously cruel owner of a hybrid who he’s in love with aaaahhhhhhh I’m sat here internally screaming and externally weeping 😩🫶

- 💙

Ahhh bestie!!! I’m so happy you liked this sweet self indulgent little drabble with Ari and his baby bunny😌🐰 they’re my fav couple fr bc they’re so cute !!

Yes, Ari always makes excuses for his baby bc she’s so cute and innocent and he low-key doesn’t love punishing her! He has to do it bc sometimes he needs to be strict with her but he lets her get away with a lot!

Omg and bestie this is the perfect face claim for Mr Cheeseburger! It looks like a McDonald’s happy meal with the colours!!! I love it! Bunny loves playing with her stuffies by her daddy’s feet bc he sometimes reaches down and pets her head and sometimes he even joins in and plays with her 😭😭😭

Also omg I think I’m gonna have to write a spin-off about Lloyd and his kitten!

[glittercake]

could you go into your writing process a bit? i’ve been a fan of your fics for years now, and i still find myself in awe of how you’re able to create these cohesive worlds and voices and dynamics and just how tight your writing is. like i never feel like anything should be cut and even if all the loose ends aren’t tied up, i feel like it ends right where it should. like i’m so curious to see how your brain turns out so much magic!!

Oh my gosh, this is so nice of you to say 😭 Thank you first of all!  Secondly, I'll try to map out my process for big wips below the cut! Hope it makes sense 🤭 But this ask literally put a smile on my face all day, so thanks again. 

So to start off, I usually have a good idea of exactly how the story should end. That helps big time with everything else. If I don't know kind of what happens in the middle and exactly how it should end, I really struggle. 

Then I have a separate doc where I write down all my notes or thoughts about the stories, and also do the outlines. The story ideas come either extremely randomly, like me falling down a rabbit hole of presidential assassinations on YouTube (y'all know what this resulted in) or they're a result of my friend and i spiraling about something in the DMs (lighthouse, boxing fic, soulmate fics, most of the horny ones too 😂)

I also like to gather some pics just to get an idea of what the characters look like in whatever universe I'm writing about, as well as the scenery and buildings/layout. So for example, i used these inspo pics for The First Gentleman:

So every time I open the doc to write I'd have these, the outline, and the notes open. Other visuals like the banner or graphics I make also help put me in the right mindset for the story.

So, before I start writing, I draft an outline. I try to keep it brief tbh, the longer and more involved the outline the more intimidating the story feels which means less chance of me actually writing it 😅 (there are about 3 outlines that will probably never see the light of day!) but brief doesn't always work so what i do, especially for long wips, is make a short bullet list for what needs to happen in each chapter.

This way i can accommodate plot bunnies, shift stuff around and kill the darlings before i get too attached, i usually also have a few key scenes in my head and i then fit them in here. Outlines also include stuff like a quick character write up like age, quirks, bad habits, cute habits or sayings they have (in Ain't No Grave they had this cute back and forth "keep up now" or in Ruins Bucky called everyone meatballs.)

This is roughly what a chapter outline looks like for me:

lmaooo. as you can see it's very informal. basically a scribble.

Usually when I'm super inspired, i can get going straight away, otherwise I let it turn over in my head a little bit until i come up with a good starting point. What also helps me cement the character voices and specific characteristics is re-watching whatever source media it relates to. So for me it's always Cap 2 & 3 and TFATWS, Endgame where Sam gets the shield, and Sam’s scene in AoU and Antman.

I prefer to write in order from start to finish. I find I lose interest too quickly if I don't. Having a point to work toward is easier for me. BUT at the bottom of the notes/outline doc I also have a section for scenes that I absolutely can't get out of my head and need to write down right the fuck now. For example Monica’s induction in TFG was written waaay before anything else, so was the sambucky reunion in that fic. But, because I placed it at the bottom of a separate doc, the fic was still technically written in order 😌 makes perfect sense, I know lol.

Then whenever I finish a bullet point in the outline, I color it off the list. This process helps me keep track of what has been done and what still needs to happen. Seeing how much I've completed also really helps to keep me motivated, plus the colors are fun! Helps with sticking to what i had planned too, i find if i don't follow outlines, the scenes and characterization kind of jump all over the place. Mostly i only have some time on weekends to write so knowing exactly what i need to write and how i need to write it beforehand is key to me. Having the outline done before I start means I have a week to play those scenes out in my head or play with the dialogue until it sounds right. 

If I get stuck, I read either a book or my favorite fics, do some art, or just leave it be until inspo strikes again.

And I think that’s about it. Don’t know if this is what you were looking for but there you have it 😂 

💕 

I’m always happy to get asks about my fics and writing, so don’t be shy!

[faceglitchsworld]

It's the first of March, which means that today is Wonho's birthday! 🥳

Have the collage I made for him ☺️

Capturing every shade of him was, uhm, difficult, if you know what I mean. I wanted to put in the middle his two best achievements for me 🥹 Also selcas with glasses, my weak point. Of course I would put them 😌

And here's the letter now

Talking about Wonho is not so simple for me. If I remember correctly he was the first soloist I started stanning. And I'm pretty sure about this because at the time I had only two groups on my stan list and those groups were TxT and Monsta X (my list was so little, now it's just growing and growing...I have a problem 🤣).

If I think about why I stanned him...uhm, I don't know, maybe it sounds childish but supporting him was the only way I could keep seeing Monsta X together at the time. It was my personal way to keep OT7 alive, spiritually speaking.

Now I think that I didn't have the right thought at the time. I wasn't stanning him for his new path, but because I tried to stick to the past. Which was unfair for him and for his new journey. That's why last year, when he made his comebacks, I decided to questioning this mindset. I really asked to myself why I was keeping stanning him, why I decided to support him. And I came to the conclusion that I wasn't stanning him because he was just a former member of a group that I love. Wonho is an amazing performer, singer, artist in general and he made so many wonderful works that made me feel a little better during these tough times. This was my actual reason. I'm very happy that I came to this conclusion.

If there's something that I should praise about Wonho is his confidence. I love how he's not afraid to show his body and being proud of it. And I love how he shows this confidence every time he's on the stage. I'm not exaggerating when I say that he really shows his confidence every time he performs. Wonho was born to become a star and I'm so happy that more and more people noticed this during his new journey.

I can't stop talking about Wonho without mentioning his sweet personality. I love how he's always so sweet with the people around him, whether are the staff members or his friends, I love his warm and bright smile that made my days a little better,I love his loud laugh, I love how, during these years, he has become happier in general and how he looked at the future in the most positive light.

My dear Hoseok, this is the first time I'm celebrating your birthday while you're doing your duty for the country. It's strange for me, you know? It's been a while since your last update. I just want to tell you that I didn't forget you. I'm waiting for your return and I know that, when you'll come back, there will be the greatest party ever. I can't wait to celebrate both your solo debut and your return.

Please, stay safe, take care and make sure to celebrate your day happily ❣️

Happy Birthday, my strongest bunny 🐇💪

[embodyingchaos]

Hey Aliceee luv I hope ur well I just read it fic and this is my review

Warning maybe spoilers-

I LOVE EDEN AND ABNER MAN POWER COUPLE✋🙄 FRR

THE FACT EDEN IS A LANA DEL REY GIRLY 😌 ( I’m curious what’s her favorite song 👀)

Fr tho dude the way I was so upset when I reached the tags. WE NEED MORE OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART I CAN TELL U PUT SO MUCH LOVE INTO THIS LIKE IM GOING TO READ IT AGAIN. NO JOKE.

the part that touched me was when Eden was talking about how she likes polkadots ( SHE ADDED THEM TO THE BUNNY’S SWEATER) LIKE WIBSUWBUWBWIE I LOVED THAT DETAIL WAYYY TOO MUCH AND ABNER’S REACTION LIKE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I JUDT CANT

also the name of the fic heart to heart one of my favorite songs bro ✋😩

I also loveeeeeee ur characterization for abner it’s just chef kiss bro 🫶 ( the fact u made him say fiddlesticks…….respect man)

OK IK MY REVIEW IS ALL OVER THE PLACE IM JUST VERY EXCITED AND CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART IM INVESTED NOW I NEED TO SEE WHAT ABNER IS GONNA DO NEXT

-⭐️

❥ HI STAR, YOU CANNOT BELIEVE HOW EXCITED I AM TO READ YOUR REVIEW AAAAAAA

THANK YOUUU i was thinking of ship names and one of them would be abden or edner HEHEHEHEH BUT I WANTED A SHIP NAME FOR THEIR SUPERHERO NAMES AS WELL SO ILL THINK ABOUT THOSE LATER ON

eden's fave song would definitely be video games or cinnamon girl

HAHAHA i was rlly struggling on knowing when to end the chap but i believed eden going to jail would be the best place to put a cliffhanger HEHEHEH

IVE ALREADY DECIDED MY POSTING SCHEDULE AND HEART TO HEART SHOULD BE UPDATED ONCE A WEEK ON EITHER WEDNESDAY OR SATURDAY

omg yeah i had that idea for her to like polka dots before she even knew his illness so that it can open up to possible cute sentences in the future HEHEHEH the fluffness will be UNREAL

the fact you knew i named the fic after heart to heart by mac demarco <3

THANK YOU SO MUCHHH, i always pictured him to be extremely shy and self-conscious, but also he rambles a lot when he's in a comfy environment !! and of course, he must say fiddlesticks, it's so adorable- I BET YOU THAT HE ALSO SAYS STUFF LIKE "oh slap me silly, i forgot (insert smth that he forgot)" HAHAHA

AAA IM SO GLAD YOU'RE EXCITED, I CAN DEFINITELY TELL YOU THAT THE NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE ABOUT HOW ABNER GETS INTO BELLE REVE AND THERE WILL BE A FEW TIME SKIPS!!

hopefully the chapter will be up by next saturday if i find the time to write!

[btsqualityy]

1. Jin has got to be the sweetest ever, I know Mama KSJ was so scared to say something. Ugh, they are the sweetest.

2. It was the intense eye contact. Sir, calm the fuck down. I would have died if I was Min.

3.Namjoon hit the jackpot. I notice a trend, she always letting him have his way with her. Excuse me while I think about his thighs. 🥵

4.Mama Jung and Hobi are always just so, comfortable with each other. Like they went from watching a movie to her being face down ass up in the span of 15 minutes. (they were fwb before right? Before she actually comitted?) so they have a level of familiarity that the others might not have yet.

5. I kinda wanna be a fly on the wall in that house. I feel like sex is either super sweet or extremely filthy. No in between.

6. I have it in my mind that man has a third leg. So bless her for taking it. They also get second place for being so fucking adorable. He noticed immediately she was nervous.

7. Now to my Mans, this cocky little shit. Im jealous if her and she aint real. Like, she got her world rocked. Next thing you know he puts that bunny nickname to work cause we know they were always at it.

Im curious about his first time was it a random? Was he still a super shy at the time cause where did this come from?

Sorry for the essay.

I don’t mind essays at all! I actually prefer them lol 😭

1. She was extremely nervous but also happy that Jin took it so well 😌

2. Listen, Min almost DID die for that oral! She had an out of body experience 😭

3. Mama Kim always notices that Joon is stressed out and doesn’t really take care of himself the way he should so she wants him to know that he can take what he wants when the two of them are together 🤤

4. You’re right, since the two of them were fwb before getting together, they know each other better in terms of intimacy than the other couples

5. Sex with the parks is always insanely passionate, and I love it lol they’re the couple that just can’t get enough of each other, in my eyes

6. Tae is absolutely apart of the third leg club, and a proud member 😝so he knew it might be a lot for her and when he saw her face, he could tell

7. Like it said in their part, mama Jeon was NOT expecting that 😭she was shocked, in the best way lol As for Jungkook, his first time wasn’t with a random but the girl was kind of like a fwb situation. With him being in the group, he felt he didn’t really have time for commitment but he was ready to take that step and the girl was ok with that! It was through his experience with her that he became more comfortable with sex 😌

[fallinforgyu]

bunny bun, what about nsfw alphabet for tyun?

YYYEEEEESSSSSSS

taehyun nsfw alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

definitely wouldn’t do the most, but wouldn’t completely neglect you either! i think his favorite form of aftercare would be to just soak in the bath with you and trace his fingertips up and down your arms while he kisses your shoulders 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i think tyun loves his whole body 😭 and as he should tbh!! he works so hard on it and its sexy as fuck <3 and on his partners, definitely ass. he’s txt’s resident ass man 😭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i don’t think taehyun is super messy during sex ignore the fact that i’m gonna talk about spit kink later tho so i think he’d prefer to use condoms most of the time. he’d like to cum on your ass after fucking you from behind every once in a while, but most of the time he’s gonna cum in a condom

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

probably jacks off in front of a mirror sometimes

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

taehyun is experienced. he’s probably had a good amount of partners and he knows what he’s doing. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

hear me out but i think missionary. i honestly think taehyun would prefer to just give you sweet heavenly strokes rather than trying to fuck you in crazy positions. but he’d also like doggy style bc like i said, he loves ass

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s pretty serious! he can still smile or giggle from time to time, but i think most of the time he would take sex pretty seriously

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he probably shaves !!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

taehyun has the potential to be intimate, but i also think he has a lot of casual sex. he’s a pretty hard shell to crack. i don’t think that he falls in love very easily, and i think he keeps close guard of his heart. BUT. if you managed to break through that wall that he’s built around himself, he will give you the softest, most intimate sex you could possibly imagine. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

honestly... i don’t think taehyun needs to jack off that often bc i think that man fucks on a regular basis 🤕 BUT when he does, he’d probably make a whole event out of it with candles and r&b music and his favorite porn that he probably keeps neatly organized in a folder on his computer 😭

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

strength kink. that’s his biggest one. he’d want you to know that he’s stronger than you and can pin you down at any given moment <3

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bed 😭 also sometimes the studio if he’s really feeling himself and gets a confidence boost

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ass. did i mention taehyun loves ass?? and he’d lose his shit if you wore short shorts or tight jeans that fit your ass just right <3

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think he’d be pretty open to trying new things!! but he wouldn’t do anything too messy or gross

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

i think he’d prefer to recieve, but only as foreplay! he’s probably not crazy about cumming in your mouth and would only like it as a way to get him even harder so he can fuck you better. but i think he’d like to make you cum on his tongue a few times before he fucks you <3

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

the slowest and the most sensual 😭 i think he definitely has a sex playlist full of slow, bass-heavy r&b songs and he’d love to fuck you to the rhythm of them 😌

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he’d like them!! he wouldn’t need them that often, but i could see him texting you for a quick booty call every now and then (LMAO)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

that aquarius venus is making me think that he’s down to experiment 👀 i definitely think he would be curious in bed and would do a ton of research before trying anything new!!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

can last a long time!! and i think his ideal formula would be to make you cum twice, cum once, make you cum again, and then cum one more time himself (does that even make sense 😭)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns a few toys, but only uses them on special occasions. i actually think he’d like to use dildos on his partners (might even do that thing where you make a dildo of your own dick 😭) and might own a few little vibes!! but he doesn’t use toys on himself

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

would only tease because he likes it when you beg for him :) but if you’re begging from the get-go, he won’t tease you much longer (unless he’s in hard dom mode 😯)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

grunts. is a grunter. maybe a groaner when he cums. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

okay listen. i know i said taehyun isn’t super messy during sex BUT i think he’d make an exception for spitting 🥴 he’d LOVE to spit in your mouth and call you a desperate little slut and stay tuned bc i think i’m gonna write a fic about this soon

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

tbh i think taehyun is pretty average in size. or maybe longer than average, but with average girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty high! would like to fuck a few times a week, but doesn’t need it every single day

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not very fast! taehyun has a lot of energy and i could see him like... just playing a video game afterwards like he didn’t just fuck the shit out of you

[moononastring]

I did not get engaged and forget about you all 😂 I’m telling you that being engaged has definitely helped the process as we have been fucking like bunnies and I’m not really sure why but it’s just 10xs better now! Probably a mind over matter thing.🤷🏼‍♀️ I also would suggest having sex everyday because after a while it’s actually good quality sexy times🥳🫣🥹😏 WE ARE STILL WORKING ON NICK BEING THE MOST GENTAL GIANT THERE EVER WAS but he’s getting there 😌 He’s also gotten quite the filthy mouth lately to the point I think he’s looking up what to say beforehand and I’m not sure if I should be impressed or not but It does work 😏

Now onto wedding planning. I did attempt to start the wedding planning process and have no idea what I’m actually doing, I might let Nick’s mom plan the whole thing she’s got plenty of ideas 🙃🙃🙃 At least she’s trying to be helpful. I think eloping would be for the best because who knew weddings even small ones ended up being ridiculously expensive. Also there are so many decisions to be made but I can’t even figure out when I want to get married. Part of me is just like I want it done with and part of me is like don’t rush it because you only get married once (hopefully) yah know? UGH

I won’t wait so long to update you guys next time okay? Okay. 😚

AYYYYYYY THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO HEARRRRRR 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 not to be that person but I'm weirdly invested in your life now babes. You can't leave us hanging HAHA.

Go Nicky 👏🏼😏 I'm proud of him for throwing in some dirty talk and y'all going at it. BABY STEPS FOR OUR GENTLE GIANT. Slow and steady, he's getting there!!!! Is it weird, that I, a random internet person, feel so very proud of your sex life getting better???? We are now linked in a very weird way but I am thrilled about it HAHAHA.

And honesly, I don't blame y'all if you elope! Weddings are so freaken expensive and the wedding party is absolutely getting taken advantage of!!! Don't stress yourself out with it and don't rush it. It's YOUR wedding, celebrating YOUR love so keep it as simple as you need it for your stress levels. Personally speaking, I always think the more simple things are, the more elegant it is and you get to enjoy yourself instead of being overwhelmed. Do ONLY what feels right for you and Nicky boy. Everyone else is a guest (including both sets of parents lol they sometimes forget it ain't about them!!). Start with picking your favorite season you'd like to get married in and go from there! KEEP ME POSTED! I love wedding stuff lololol.

[abovethesmokestacks]

Just thinking soft thoughts about librarian Bucky again ☺️

He’s just so warm and inviting you know? I can just see his little bookshop or apartment having a secret balcony where u both can chill in piece for a bit. And either you’re both cuddled up by the window watching snow fall and drinking hot chocolate with comfort novels, or you’re outside sipping on lemonade with a warm summer breeze reading each other’s favorite steamy romance novel ☀️❄️

If you couldn’t tell, I’m obsessed with librarian bucky in all seasons, so I think we should imagine him as cozy in all of them 😌

- 🍋 anon

I am equally obsessed with this man, so I will be 100% on board discussing him 100% of the time.

He would be a vision through every season though, wouldn't he? Which just leads me to think about how he probably loves celebrating the big holidays.

he gets roped into organizing an Easter egg hunt at the library. He's worried he might not be good at it because he doesn't spend much time in the kids section, but he comes home with a bunny painted on one cheek and a chicken on the other and an unmentionable amount of leftover Peeps.

(he giggles like an idiot while microwaving them)

4th July is a big friend event. You usually rotate between where you spend it, but it always comes with Bucky bringing a cherry pie, his mom's recipe. And, of course, ribbing Steve about the entire country celebrating his birthday.

Bucky loves – LOVES – Halloween. You cannot tell me he wouldn't be the one who decorates the entire apartment, the little balcony/fire escape, he goes shopping for candy for trick or treaters and asks you to hide it so he won't eat it all before Halloween. And after having a successful run at Easter, he feels more confident being in charge of the Halloween events at work.

(I am not saying he doesn’t realize his hair is full of fake spiderwebs and he rides the train home with it, but honestly, not the even close to the weirdest thing people have seen on the train)

Maybe the first Thanksgiving together, you celebrate apart with your respective families. You send him off with a pie you made, he sends you off with a pie he made.

Christmas is a time where he makes sure there is peace and quiet for both of you. He reads A Christmas Carol one night after you've decorated the tree and baked cookies. He takes you shopping for ugly Christmas sweaters. He stumbles over a first edition of your favourite book that he buys and keeps hidden and wraps with care the night before Christmas. There is egg nog and hot chocolate, a Christmas movie every evening the week leading up to Christmas.

He is just a big softie who loves to celebrate every day of the year with you.

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Good day, I was rereading Until Dawn Breaks and the part where Shisui was beating the shit out of the ANBU trainees is so funny to me because their training consists of shattering bones, electrocuting people, and forcing horrifying visual hallucinations of death but misgendering someone??? Absolutely not. Props again for the unparalleled humor.

Question 1: Are you going to do anything with Mizukage Obito? He was essentially hijacking the whole system through Yagura, and the part where Kisame deflects is when Obito recruits him. (It also kills me how both Obito and Orochimaru wanted to be kage, didn’t make it, and then proceeded to basically become kage of other villages) And getting revenge by turning Kiri into a bloody cesspool probably sounded therapeutic to Tobs after Rin.

Question 2: Long-haired Obito??? The short hair is iconic but the long hair was a fucking LOOK. Obito may have been a disaster but his fashion sense was (mostly) impeccable. Long hair also feeds the whole (deranged lunatic) Madara imitation thing he has going on.

Lastly, may I introduce you to the idea of Root!Obito. No Madara/Zetsu, just Orochimaru and his criminal hands. Danzo could have easily faked most of the member’s death and moved the Root operations out of the village with Kamui. Plus, having not one but TWO of Konoha’s two most notorious kekkai in his collection of brainwashed soldiers? How can he say no to that? Obito with amnesia or sealed memory but still retaining his Protective Older Brother instincts and making sure the smol Root children have clean water, fresh food, warm housing, teaching them basic first-aid and shit because it’s technically not against the rules, they don’t have medical treatment, it’s not like Danzo has free access to a never-ending supply of gifted children, and the younger kids don’t know how, someone has to teach them, right? And Danzo has to keep up appearances on the council, so there’s more leeway. The Obito-Tenzou/Yamato mentor/brother relationship???? Plant boys chilling. Just, everyone aged younger than Obito imprints on him like a baby duckling. Everything is going well in Konoha under Minato’s leadership, the economy is improving, populations are increasing, treaties are happening, and then fucking Root gets discovered in its shit-show glory, and wow, so THAT is the reason why everything’s been so peaceful.

As always, thank you for replies and the brilliant writing.

Hey babe, nice to hear (see??? Read??) from you again~

Hey hey Shinobi might be murdering thieving lying cheating mercenaries... But they're not bigots 😌 i can let mutilation and torture slide but misgendering is just too far

1) Tobi: *destroys the whole of Kiri* it's free therapy

I'm not gonna lie to you.... Haven't got that far yet 💅🤣 I'm mainly gnawing on the whole sannin and konan issue ATM and honestly the clusterfuck that is Tobi's... everything plotline shit is so complicated I could start stabbing my screen if i have to do more math to try (and fail) to fix a timeline...again

2) Tobi is a hermit gremlin and hermit gremlins don't get haircuts ✊

3) ooooh that's a good plot bunny! Do you write at all? You should totally go for it, I have a hunch you have a soft spot for Obito lol. We love soft brotherly shenanigans AND planty bros. It fits too, if you think about Obito getting his whole torso etc fixed with that plant shit which then Danzo also uses to fix his Sharingarm (rip ew) so that could be an interesting connection, Danzo experimenting on his ROOT agents before using the successes on himself... Also extra slice of angst if Obito, with his memories sealed, has to help Itachi slaughter the Clan and he's wondering why these people look like him and have the same eyes even as he's helpless to follow his orders 😭 also so cool if the seal on his memories isn't perfect so he finds himself helping old people (the same old people from when he was a kid) with their groceries and shit as he passes through the village and he doesn't know HOW he knows that the old man is called hamada and buys clementines for his wife every Sunday but he DOES somehow :''''

Again, thanks for the ask!