#MY MOUTH DROPPED

[menlove]

sorry i was trying to find something else in "skywriting by word of mouth" but what on god's green earth lmfao

"i was born to boogie your sweet self right back into the real nitty-gritty dirt band on the run around sue you sue me"

okay sure. Which Could Mean Nothing

[maxpadelchampion]

. well. time to go to sleep. charles driver of the day for sure and yay yuki points

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

GRACE!!! HELLO!? I've been wanting to surprise you by making an account for so long fjkdsfhj I finally got around to it this is exciting!! Designing my theme and stuff was quite fun :D gonna maybe reblog some stuff after breakfast but.. yeah. Surprise lol! Eeeeek I am so excited to be following my best friend and that we'll be able to chat here and I can reblog your stories and stuff and finally send asks again! Anyways I hope you're well dear friend and I love you so much and God loves you!<333

PINESTRIPEEEEEEEEE!!! YOU’RE HERE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

DUDE THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! OH MY GOSH!!! I’m so happy :D I hope you have an absolutely wonderful time on tumblr, my dear friend <3 And yessss, you being able to send asks again is marvelous!! I am so very excited that I’ll also get to send you asks & tag you in posts & so much more :D!!!

I LOVE YOU & GOD LOVES YOU TOOOOOOO <333

[freyanistics]

Me downloading a new ai app that allows nsfw and get some of the dirtiest shit ever

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

as much as i love it, i think vhs christmas carol has the weakest soundtrack of all starkid

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[freakofwhorror]

I mean, don't we all?

[torturedcoveydepartment]

ok so i read your reblog about how you wanted some stories in your inbox and i thought this could be an interesting story: when i was in 5th grade (ten), due to covid we didn't go to school most of the year. at the end of year, we did ended up going back to school because the covid cases in melbourne went down. but we had staggered entry and exit, meaning you had specific times for people to come to school and go home. my friend, her brother, and i went home at the same time. my friend lived close to my house, so i basically decided to walk over to her house. she lived on long road that connected to other streets (idk how to explain stuff). it wasn't very busy that day, and we were just slowly walking to her house. when i was walking with her, i realised that a disheveled man was staring at us. ike intensely. everytime i looked at this man, he was just staring at us. it didn't feel right at the time. i still remember how he looked, he had a dark blue hoodie and had grey sweatpants. l this man was standing right where i had to cross the street to go to my house. my friend later on realised how silent i was, and she asked me what happened. i told them both about the man staring at us. being stupid little kids, we kept on looking back at the man. when we reached to my friend's house, we told their parents and they kind of brushed it off, but my friend's dad followed behind us while my friend and i (she held my hand for support) ended up crossing the street to my house. this man starts walking towards us. he had his arms in his pockets, like he was hiding something. right as he was about to get to us, im pretty sure he realised that my friend's dad was behind us. right after the man crossed us, this white sudan pops up, he hops in it, and rode of. til this day, i dont know if this was a coincidence or if i was about to get kidnapped. because the weirdest part for me was how he just hopped in that car and drove off. he didn't talk to the driver, he didn't hesitate to enter the car. he just hopped in and went off. sorry if this was a bit dark but ye.

OH MY. I felt like I was reading a snippet of a horror book? My mouth HANG OPEN. But this is all very interesting tbh. Using the paranoia and realistic/pessimistic logic of mine, it tells me that he could DEFINITELY be waiting to try something. As the car drove by just as he realized the presence of her dad, making him turn and perhaps the thing he had a hold onto was some sort of communication between the driver and himself. I’m SO SO SO THANKFUL nothing happened, but it’s disgusting how this is actually reality in every part & corner of the world!! Stay safe everyone <3

[todorokies]

omg they dropping f bombs in bsd for eng dub !,!,$:)&/): since whennnn 😭

[comphyjost]

“he’s 6’7” DAMN

[goomyloid]

real dialogue from the game

[aroace-cat-lady]

Holy fucking shit

[permanentreverie]

IS IT OVER NOW BEING FOUNDATION FOR MIDNIGHTS YOUVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[gardenlilgnome]

Not me dragging the food cart away to not squash the cockroach and then my colleague, coming in the opposite direction, follows the cockroach and thwn squashes it with his cart. SHOCKED.

[stevenrogered]

[mxfrodo]

this pastel pink bitch was named jiaoqiu!!!!

[s0fter-sin]

vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet