#Maisie answers

[jedivszombie]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖 -ilikemyficthicc

Aww thank you for this! I have been woefully inactive BUT here are some of my fave works.

So these days I'm writing kpop fics more than f1 fics but here are my favourite five fics I have written, in no particular order:

all i need for this lifetime is three heartbeats and a bassline // this fic is a nsfw yungihwa fic (yunho, mingi and seonghwa from ateez) and it's my most recent fic.

stuck in this web you're spinning // a fic for the fernando alonso exchange I ran last year that is perfectly angsty, perfectly toxic and heavily inspired by no doubt.

as long as i can look in the mirror and say, ah this is me // a jev-centric fic where he explores his gender, I'm really proud of this fic because it was a first for me to deal with this topic and I got some really excellent feedback about it

did you close your eyes and think about me? like i think about you? // honestly my magnum opus is this very sexy dansteban fic I wrote in 8 hours.

always wanna go, wanna ride, can you keep up? // the neglected sequel to my magnum opus that I think I love more.

I am also super proud of a little in progress fic called youngblood that I'm working on but it is not complete yet.

Please show my works some love if you are interested!

[kewpiekills]

Your dog lady and catgirl maid mean so much to me to this day I hope you know that. When you draw women w nipples through the shirt I gain years on my life. the joy u put on this earth is immesurable. also you draw good faces

Champagne and her lucky cat maids… i realize now i’ve never posted the other maid designs. i should get on that

[wooldawn]

[jakeperalta]

maisie is truly hilarious for ending the first prechorus with "and definitely no you, andrew" and then making this the second verse

[wastelandcrown]

on reconnecting to joy & companionship

[gaycrittercentral]

I’d like to know where the Maxlings came from

Oh hell yeah I’d love to tell!! ok so I had the concept planned as a comic initially but it really got away from me and got too long for me to actually make, so what I’ve got is sort of a script-lookin thing that I would have used as framework for it. I hope that’s an ok format?? I considered trying to write it into more of a prose/fic format but honestly I like it best like this. Ok enough rambling I hope it’s funny to y’all lmao (also it got. Um. Very long)

First scene is in the middle of a beautiful glade deep in the woods, where Sam and Max are dancing in a crowd of magical-looking fairies, grinning at each other. It’s late and there are fairy lights (teehee) illuminating the area, tables of food and drink scattered around the outskirts of the crowd.

S: wow, quite the day we’ve had, eh little pal?

M: you can say that again, Sam! I mean, how often do you get to save an ancient fairy commune by beating up their evil warlock oppressor?

S: and on top of that they throw this little shindig in our honor! I have to say, I never knew lutes could play such great club music.

M: and I’m living for these hors d’oeuvres! We simply must get the recipe.

Behind them, a pair of fairies in big leafy crowns talk quietly.

Fairy queen: these strangers are so delightfully mischievous.

Other fairy queen (they are lesbians): quite! Truly a pair of mortals after our own hearts. How should we reward them for defeating our fell foe?

FQ 1: hmm…I have an amusing idea. What’s better than two chaos-causing mortals?

FQ 2: ahhh, I see! A marvelous idea!

The queens approach Sam and Max, with several other smiling fairies clustered around.

FQ 2: well, my friends, it has been a true pleasure to have you! Before you depart, my queen and I have a gift for you as thanks for defeating the dreaded warlock Snivellion.

(M: tee hee)

FQ 1: here, please take these.

She hands Max a little package made of leaves and tied with twine.

FQ 1: these magical seeds will grow into a wonderful gift if you keep them warm and safe.

M: well, we don’t have the best record with houseplants…

S: but we’ll happily accept your gift anyway! I’m sure they’ll be fun for the few minutes they manage to survive in the harsh climate of our office.

M: if they live through the trip back in my pocket, that is.

FQ 2: oh, trust me, I’m sure they will be every bit as hardy as the two of you.

Max stuffs the leaf packet in his inventory and he and Sam take their leave, waving to the fairies as they go.

S: so long now! Have fun partying eternally!

M: you know, we never did get introduced—don’t suppose I could get your names?

FQ 1: hah, nice try. Fare thee well, mortals!

FQ 2: farewell!

As they go, we see a shot of Max’s inventory, with his gun and maybe a hammer or something to show that’s what it is. The leaf package sits quietly for a moment, before releasing a tiny sprout.

Several months later…

Sometime in the dead of night, they’re both sleeping until Max stirs and sits up with his ears all lopsided, looking kinda disgruntled and tired.

M: I’m gonna go take a dump

S, not quite asleep yet and regretting it: you don’t have to tell me every time. I actually think I’d rather if you didn’t.

M: but what if I fall in? I’d want you to know what I was doing! :D

S: *half-asleep grumbling*

Max wanders off to the bathroom to perch on the can and read a magazine.

M: oh, Martha, you get me. Mostly because we’ve both been to the slammer

Suddenly a baby wail echoes from the toilet (thank you, mammalian diving reflex) and Max immediately screams, flings his magazine to parts unknown and runs for the hills.

M: Sam!! SAM!!! The toilet screamed at me!!!! I think that ill-advised bathroom exorcism we did instead of cleaning the shower drain didn’t work, we must’ve summoned some kind of toilet ghost instead!!

S: what are you talking about, numbskull? You interrupted a perfectly good dream I was having about a discontinued ice cream bar :(

M: just come help me get rid of it! I can’t go with some spectral peeping Tom shrieking at me!

They get to the bathroom and Max hovers by the door as Sam inspects the toilet.

S: Max, you cotton-brained dolt, there’s no ghosts in—GREAT GALLOPING GEYSERS TAP DANCING ON SATURN’S FURTHEST MOON!

He immediately reaches in to save the weird little wet rat almost glaring accusingly at him from the bowl (it could glare a little better if its eyes were functional yet). Max cringes at him.

M: Jesus, Sam, I know we’re both nasty, but I thought we agreed to leave this level of grossness to me! Wait what the fuck is that thing.

S: well, if my outdated recollection of mammalian biology and your horrifying baby pictures is correct, then I’d say it kind of looks like a neonatal lagomorph. Did…did this come out of you?

M: oh please, I think I’d know if I had something like that stashed away somewhere in here. (Vaguely gestures to himself) Now could you get outta the way? If it was just some weird naked rat that crawled up the toilet to yell at me and not a ghost, then I’d like to finish my business in here.

Sam stares at the little rat-looking baby. It has teeth. Teeth like Max’s. He grabs a towel out of the bathroom closet instead and tosses it in the bathtub, then nabs Max by the scruff of his neck and deposits him on top of it.

S: why don’t you just wait down here for a minute while I get this little thing cleaned up?

M: Sam what the hell I don’t need to be housebroken!! Ugh fine but you’re cleaning the towel if—oh my god there’s another one.

S: SWEET SAINT OLGA OF KIEV SINGING OPERA FOR AN AUDIENCE OF PUPPETS WITH A TIN FOIL SUIT AND TIE AND A CREAMED CORN CROWN

Several escaped kits later…

Sam and Max lie together in bed with the kits on top of them, all wiggling around and squeaking faintly. Sam looks vaguely shaken by the experience, but Max just kinda looks like it’s totally normal.

M: haha I thought you guys were just weird little turds! Well, aren’t all children though, come to think of it

S: and you’re sure they came out of your inventory and not some hitherto unknown reproductive system of yours?

M: Sam, at this point I think I’d be able to tell if they’d been up my ass, don’t you?

S: well, sure, but also that’s not where—

M: and besides, my pocket snacks have been going missing all day and this totally explains it. Look, that one’s still got Cheeto dust all over her face!

Sam looks down at one of the girls, who is indeed very orange.

S: ooh. Let me just clean you up there, sweetheart.

He licks her clean gently. She squeaks in approval.

S: huh! What do you know, that really is Cheeto dust.

M: see, I told you so! I still have no idea how they could’ve gotten in there, though…I mean, they look brand new. And also a lot like us.

S: well, mostly like you.

M: nah, see, this one’s got little floppy ears! And lookit their tails, mine’s not long like that. Oh! And this one’s got your nose!! Oh, Sam, it’s so precious I could just squish her like an overripe tomato! …um, but I won’t, obviously.

S: personally, I find myself rather enamored with their tiny little toe beans. Just look at that! They’re so little…

They both giggle delightedly over the kits for a minute, before relaxing back into the pillows. It’s still the middle of the night and they’re both exhausted.

S: so…if we don’t know how they got there, and they don’t look like they could be anybody else’s…

M: 👀

S: I mean unless we want to take them to the vet to check for microchips or something…?

M: too late I’m already coming up with names and dreaming of all the bad words I’m gonna teach them

S: oh, good, so am I. I guess it doesn’t matter how they got there, then…but you really have to wonder…

Something like a half hour ago…

The kits are sitting in a little pile in the middle of Max’s inventory, the opened leaf package below them and Max’s gun leaning against the wall beside them (it’s bigger than they are). Lacey’s face is covered in Cheeto dust and there are a few remaining Cheeto crumbs scattered around them. They have a brief conversation of squeaks, translated into pictures.

Maisie: >:/ *exit sign, there isn’t an emoji for it but just draw one*❗️(she’s bored and she wants out)

Lacey and Crowbar: :o ???

Maisie starts crawling around determinedly until she comes across some kind of rift in reality, through which the toilet bowl is visible. But not to her, of course, because she can’t see just yet. She immediately plummets out of the rift with a tiny shriek, and her siblings react like :0 there’s silence for a second, before Crowbar squeaks and is translated to:

C: dare you to go after her

L: 👀

And that’s it!! Hdkhsshsg here’s hoping it’s at least a little amusing to y’all because it’s very funny to me for whatever reason hdjshsjhddhdjhfjd

Oh! And as a reward for sticking around here’s one of the other first drawings of them I ever did :’> they were very much inspired by @lillylunala’s drawings of Max as a baby if it isn’t obvious, which you should absolutely check out if you haven’t seen them bc my god she really nailed it heheheeee

[musette22]

minnie!!! i hope you are well (and so is lily) and you know that you are loved <33

Luisa babyyy!! 🥰💕✨️ Hiii, I've missed you! I'm doing well, thank you so much, and so is Lily, and so is little Maisie (my newest pup!) Here they are playing together 🥹 I was training Maisie to walk off leash, hence the long line, and she's doing so so well!

I hope you're doing amazingly yourself, sweetheart 💖 May your sheets always be soft and your pillow always be fluffy, you deserve only the best things in life ✨️ Lots of love and hugs from me and my girls! 😘😘

[its-tortle]

girl I just fucking screamed

I AM STILL SCREAMING MYSELF

[manyfandomocs]

Crossover Scene: Atticus & Maisie?

Their first meeting as little kids. They're on some vacation together with their families and Maisie's parents tell her to be nice to him because he is an odd little boy and then Atticus is just offering her lollipops and huge grins and asking if she wants to be best friends

Send me a crossover and I’ll talk about a scene that I could see happening in their story

[darcyolsson]

19 for the spotify wrapped thing ! <3

watch by maisie peters... many angry singalongs in my room to that one, she released it right after i found out (through other people....) that my ex-situationship has a gf LMFAO excellent timing as always

[tacktheyak]

oh you're into so many fandoms i am in, neato!

what are your thoughts on Wirt? i personally loved how they handled his character development. he went from a pathetic and cruel older brother to a brave and understanding person. it is so well done

i totally agree!!

i think wirts arc was super well written. i personally found it easy to relate to him throughout the series (even when he was a jerk) because of how awkward he is. like, wirt thinking that everyone hates him even though they wanna hang out with him… he’s just so real for that lol. but I did appreciate him growing as a character, noticing that he had to stand up for himself and greg and slowly becoming a genuinely good and selfless person.

[ysuft]

the good witch for the ask game <3

thank you!! i love that album <3

the first song from this album I heard: body better do I own the album?: yes! on cd with a signed art card my favorite song: there it goes my least favorite song: run a song I didn’t like at first, but now do: wendy/history of man (slow songs take time for me) a song I used to like, but now don’t: coming of age (i still like it but it's just lower on my album ranking now) my favorite lyric: sunflowers in the kitchen / a heartbreak in remission / the universe is shifting and it's all for me! overall rating out of 10: 8.5/10

send me an album!

[jakeperalta]

before we all go into speak now mode, what are you favourite lyrics from the good witch album??

I didn't see this until this morning when it was already speak now mode but I can still switch back to good witch mode!! obviously an album full of lyrical gems but off the top of my head I'd say these are my favourites:

the whole bridge of there it goes, especially "sunflowers in the kitchen, a heartbreak in remission, the universe is shifting and it's all for me"

"I am both kathy bates and stephen king, I can write you out the way I wrote you in"

"I was good to you, could lay my head up on your chest and hear I was good for you"

"I am not allowed to want you any longer, I must go out with a stranger, I must kiss him to get stronger"

"if I'm not careful I'll wake up and we'll be married and I'll still flinch at the sound of a door"

"he stole her youth and promised heaven, the men start wars yet troy hates helen, women's hearts are lethal weapons, did you hold mine and feel threatened?"

[urapocolypticcrush]

she posted it on her story lmao

maisie peters two steps ahead as always 🤭🤭

AND I LOVE U ALL FOR SHOWING THIS THANK YOU FOR SPREADING VERY MUCH NECESSARY NEWS

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

ANDREW WHEN I CATCH YOU ANDREW

[musette22]

Maisie is so cute and it’s so sweet her and Lily aer getting along so well!

Awww thank you, honey!! I'm so happy and grateful to have both of them in my life, they're just the sweetest pups ever and I love them to absolute bits!!! 💞💞 Maisie's been settling in so well, it's amazing to see! Have another pup pic, because I'm a little obsessed with this sweet face 🥰