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Mammon: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Ozzie: This is a lie.
Ozzie: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Ozzie: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, M/M, AU - A/B/O, AU - Omegaverse, AU - Soulmates, A/B/O Dynamics, Omegaverse Dynamics, Breeder Beta!Ozzie, Alpha!Fizzarolli, Alpha!Mammon, Oral Sex, Clothed Sex, Mammon Is A Jealous Bitch, Ozzie Can Enter People’s Horny Dreams, Not Sure If It Counts As Dubcon But Fizzarolli Didn’t Know That
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything!
Summary: It really was something else to meet a celebrity.
What fandom(s) did you write for this year?
What ship(s) captured your heart?
What character(s) captured your heart?
Did you write for a new fandom or ship this year?
fic writer asks
What fandom(s) did you write for this year?
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!
What ship(s) captured your heart?
DollTeeth, VoxVal, Fizzarozzie, and Mammozzie! I also got into a few more, but these ones really stick out!
What character(s) captured your heart?
Valentino for sure. Velvette, Vaggie, Travis, and Angel Dust!
Did you write for a new fandom or ship this year?
I did not write for a new fandom, but I did write for several new ships! VoxVal and DollTeeth mostly!
Ozzie: *sucking on a popsicle*
Fizzarolli: Pfft, you practicing for when Mammon gets here?
Ozzie: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Fizzarolli: *Concern*
Mammon: What do I get?
Ozzie: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Mammon: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Ozzie: It won't be you.
Mammon: I'll get my coat.
Ozzie, answering the phone: Hello?
Mammon: It's Mammon.
Ozzie: What did he do this time?
Mammon: No, it's me, Ozzie Baby. It's actually me.
Ozzie: What did you do this time?
Mammon: Ozzie has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.
Mammon: I asked Ozzie where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed.
Mammon: So he leaned in and whispered, "deez nuts."
Mammon: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Ozzie: But did I make you cry?
Mammon: *cries on the spot*
Ozzie: ...Shit.