#Mamozzie

[my-dark-lord]

Mammon: I’m not stupid, you know. Ozzie: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

[god-is-lust-for-everything]

Mammon: You might not know this, Ozzie, but I am a flawed person. Ozzie: I do know that.

[gimme-a-thrust]

Mammon: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Ozzie: This is a lie. Ozzie: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Ozzie: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[writteninsunshine]

Title: I Get Off On You Getting Off On Me

Author: Keith

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Setting: Loo Loo Land

Pairing: Fizzarolli/Asmodeus | Ozzie, Mammon/Asmodeus | Ozzie

Characters: Fizzarolli, Asmodeus | Ozzie, Mammon

Genre: Erotic/Humor/Drama

Rating: M

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 2934

Type Of Work: One-Shot

Status: Complete

Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, M/M, AU - A/B/O, AU - Omegaverse, AU - Soulmates, A/B/O Dynamics, Omegaverse Dynamics, Breeder Beta!Ozzie, Alpha!Fizzarolli, Alpha!Mammon, Oral Sex, Clothed Sex, Mammon Is A Jealous Bitch, Ozzie Can Enter People’s Horny Dreams, Not Sure If It Counts As Dubcon But Fizzarolli Didn’t Know That

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything!

Summary: It really was something else to meet a celebrity.

[bbgliker-teehee]

Honestly looking on the new episodes of HB ASMODEUS feels more like a parental figure towards Fizz... I mean like haha funny he's a mother hen towards his partner but at this point you might as well just adopt your boyfriend🤨🤨🤨🤨

And the Viv dickriders stans are making it worse by just making Fizz into more of a "UwU bb" then he already is....

Hell...the fans and show are making me not like Fizzmodeus anymore....I'm unironically starting to ship MamOzzie more lol

[my-dark-lord]

Ozzie: *sucking on a popsicle* Fizzarolli: Pfft, you practicing for when Mammon gets here? Ozzie: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Fizzarolli: *Concern*

[my-dark-lord]

Mammon, reaching for Ozzie: Ozziiiiie, don't be mad at meeee! Ozzie, recoiling: Get your slut hands away from me!

[gimme-a-thrust]

Mammon: What do I get? Ozzie: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Mammon: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Ozzie: It won't be you. Mammon: I'll get my coat.

[gimme-a-thrust]

Fizzarolli: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Mammon: Actually, Ozzie is my favourite. Fizzarolli: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

[gimme-a-thrust]

Mammon to Ozzie: What do your stripper instincts tell you about this man?

[gimme-a-thrust]

Ozzie, answering the phone: Hello? Mammon: It's Mammon. Ozzie: What did he do this time? Mammon: No, it's me, Ozzie Baby. It's actually me. Ozzie: What did you do this time?

[gimme-a-thrust]

Mammon: Ozzie has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. Mammon: I asked Ozzie where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Mammon: So he leaned in and whispered, "deez nuts."

[gimme-a-thrust]

Mammon: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Ozzie: But did I make you cry? Mammon: *cries on the spot* Ozzie: ...Shit.

[gimme-a-thrust]

Ozzie: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Mammon: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

[gimme-a-thrust]

*Ozzie and Mammon looking at a locked gate into a park* Ozzie: Aw. :( Mammon: You know what they say. Ozzie: Please don’t- Mammon: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Ozzie: Fuck-

[gimme-a-thrust]

Ozzie: I hate you sometimes. Mammon: Well according to this picture Fizzarolli drew of us holding hands that's not true. Ozzie: Mammon, you drew that. Mammon: It doesn't matter.