#Mario's bio

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Mario's Bio

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The stork. Trusted companion to expecting parents. Mario & Luigi were both on their way to the Metro Kingdom via Stork until, unfortunately, the animal was set upon by a particular Magikoopa: Kamek! He'd managed to successfully kidnap Luigi and the stork but not the older of the twins Mario. Kamek foresaw the trouble the bros would cause for Bowser and the Koopa clan in the future and sought to nip it in the bud. Luckily Mario landed amongst a tribe of Yoshi’s who selflessly helped reunite the bro’s and free the poor stork. There was much toil in between but the brave reptiles perservered. After their little adventure the Stork took the bros and continued on it’s course to deliver the duo to their parents.

The Koopa Clan searched tirelessly for the twins, seeking to keep a future enemy from growing too powerful or in this case growing at all! There was a second kidnapping because the stork had actually delivered the babies to the wrong parents, given it was frazzled from being taken prisoner. Fortunately, when the twins were kidnapped again(with a whole host of other babies dubbed the Star Children) the stork on it's way to pick them up attacked the Toadies after they gathered the children, managing to free both Mario & Peach. The Yoshi's, with the guidance of the children, set off again to save their island and the Star Children. They succeeded once more and it seems as though the Koopa Clan went quiet after another failure.

The bros, when returned to their actual parents, were raised with as much love as the pair could receive. Mario was an energetic child who often injured himself being too daring or getting into fights with the other kids meanwhile Luigi was more introverted and preferred to indulge softer things on his own. He scared easily and was an obvious target for bullies. Most of Mario's fighting was spent defending his younger brother whereas other times he may metaphorically step on someone's toes and then refuse to offer an apology. Mario is obviously the more brash of the twins so he wasn't as well-mannered. Luigi would often have to apologize on his behalf and divert whatever was coming his way. They stood up for one another in their own ways but they stuck together and that was all that mattered throughout their younger years.

Once they hit adulthood, Mario picked up plumbing after he flew through a slew of other careers. He was a Doctor, Carpenter, Demolition worker, Factory worker, and much more, Mario’s adventurous attitude didn’t let him wade in one profession for too long,plumbing being the only exception. Plumbing happened to be precious to him because it was something he could share with Luigi along with it running in the family. In fact, Mario’s love for plumbing would plunge him into a world full of adventure. Him and Luigi were involved with a typical call to fix a leak. When they arrived and got to work the foundation of the home had begun crumbling, dropping them near a large green warp pipe. Mario, being the curious fellow he was, wanted to see where it would go. It wasn't attached to anything else within the home and he wished to see why. Luigi followed after concerned for his brothers safety.

The second the bros came out on the other side they were met with their first adventure: save the Princess from the clutches of Bowser. In a foreign land and far from home, the bros didn't let the situation shake them. They valiantly traveled throughout the eight worlds of the Kingdom to reach Bowser in Darkland and smite him.

Their first adventure done, the bros decided to stick around. The pipe that brought them was gone. Not that Mario saw it as a bad thing. It looked like the people of this humble land needed him and Luigi. Though it should go without saying that from time to time he does think about Mama Mario and Papa Mario.

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luigi out here being the most relatable character of them all because I, too, would scream for Jack Black

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I love Princess Peach, she's so cute

I also have commissions open (if interested link is in bio).

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Goombas Are Traitors But When Did They Switch Sides?

So we all should know this by now, the Goombas are traitors to the Mushroom Kingdom. It's mentioned in Super Mario Bros. Manual, the Super Mario Bros. Encyclopedia brings it up, and even games like Super Princess Peach mention it when describing Goombas in the Glossary. But here's a question I have, when?

Now while many would think it was probably in Bowser's first big invasion in SMB. You even have dialogue in Super Princess Peach about a Goomba having lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. In the Exhibition Records of Mario Superstar Baseball it mentions Goombas sided with Bowser. So it seems like it's an open and shut case right?

Wellllll……. The thing is, in games that take place in the past you face you can find Goombas that seem to be part of the Koopa army. But one could argue the Goombas we see in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's New Island are just wild Goombas, there is one more appearance that throws a major monkey wrench into all this. In Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time when in Baby Bowser's Castle you can encounter Goombas. Meaning Goomba were already part of the Koopa army this far back. It seems like there is a contradiction here.

Edit See the image below for the point @dojaymi makes that could solve this.

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I gotta admit, wackin' all those guys, being chased by police, celebrating Holidays, and then havin those weird reoccurring dreams about my past playmates and sucking them all up in a vaccum- REAAALLLYYY got me tuckered out. The rain is still gone though, and for the first time in a while I get to enjoy the sun!!!! Hehehahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"

POM POM KILLER OF MASCOT GAMES VOL 4 #1: RETURN OF THE KILLER MASCOT!!!

Who is Pom Pom:

Pom Pom was originally going to be the mascot character to the arcade game 'Pom Pom Panic'. During the development of Pom Pom, her code as a protagonist became so well advanced she became conscious early on and self aware as she saw her creators develop and modify her game. One day however, the company funding the creation of Pom Pom Panic had second thoughts on the concept as they didn't see the design at first and claimed every single part of it was too 'bizarre' to go on. Her game was cancelled, and her arcade cabinet started to corrode and somehow adapt viruses- somehow raining all the time now and corroding most living/animated elements except herself. This drove her mad, having to suffer for other's mistakes. Resentful on promises being taken back, Pom Pom decided to break from her world and set the record 'straight' by applying the same logic to other mascots Pom Pom deems 'more bizarre' than her (she has bad judgement skills) and thus is making herself the only living mascot players can choose from.

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Hello there!

I've been wanting to read books on the Borgia family for a while, and I feel like you're the correct person to ask about this. Do you have any recommendations?

hiii! thank you for your question :) i often talk about sarah dunant as the best historical fiction writer about the borgia family because of how impressively she depicted their characters and gave them nuance and justice without hyping anyone at the expense of others (fascinating character intros, less yassificated portrayal of cesare borgia, and without the extremely unfair resorting to simplifying and taking personal jabs at juan borgia just for the sake of it) in her novel 'blood and beauty'. it also includes groundbreaking twists. now, i want to talk about emma lucas as the best biographer of the borgias. her work is a solid read, very unbiased without any manipulation of the letters about/between the siblings to push certain narratives (hello sarah bradford!!), well-researched, sheds light on the family's complex relationships and their rise to power, and is highly sympathetic to all of them. you won't be disappointed!!

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