I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.
Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.
Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:
(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)
But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:
If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.
Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.
Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.
...Hence "so much blood."
(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)
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snoopy reads mary oliver!!
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as always, I'd love to hear your answer in the tags, especially if it's one of the "other" choices!
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Some of Bill Cipher’s Possible Exes..??
[The Book of Bill Spoilers below the cut]
▾ These are mostly speculation, but I just wanted to bring them up ▾
1.) A Howling Void
Bill likes to deny this one but it’s made clear that they did date at one point
2.) Stanford Pines
This one is pretty self explanatory
3.) Bloody Mary
Bill doesn’t explicitly state what sort of relationship he had with her, but his wording & wanting to reconnect suggests they might have been more than friends..?
4.) Your Mom 💀
Bill implies that he both banged the Reader’s Mom and was in love with her. This is most likely just a joke / Bill’s way of toying with the Reader 😂
5.) Jheselbraum the Unswerving (The Oracle)
When Ford met her in Journal 3, she was implied to have a terrible grudge against Bill. However, according to The Book of Bill, she used to at least be one of his Henchmaniacs. It is unclear what caused her to hate him since then. There is not really any solid evidence that she is his ex, but I suppose it is a possibility, so I still felt the need to include it
6.) The Reader?
Honestly, this is probably a reach, so I’m just going to leave this up to interpretation
Those are the most likely EXES I could really find in The Book of Bill (though he does flirt with others). Here’s another pic below just for funsies because it made me laugh
[Also, sorry the pics are so squished together, I could only add 10 so I had to make them all fit]
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Mary Oliver, I don't want to live a small life, from Red Bird
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I regret to inform you that American Girl's latest dolls are from that ye olde historical setting of *1999*
i feel my sanity slipping
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— Mary Oliver, from Blue Horses, "Little Crazy Love Song"
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