Soap-Ghost as thieves
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Soap: Before we do anything, who’s gonna drive the van?
Ghost: I will.
Soap: Okay, so I’ll storm in, get the things and ye’ll be waiting for me near that abandoned building everyone’s scared of
Ghost: You’ve gone over the plan like ten times already, let’s go before it’s too late and they open up.
Soap sighs: Fine, but if it all goes downhill it’s ye’ fault
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(Inside the store)
Soap: Alright… gonna need this bucket of ice cre-
Ghost through some coms: If you say ice cream I will leave, and report to the the police someone’s robbing. We did not come here for ice cream! We are running out of time!
Soap: I came here for ice cream, what did ye’ expect I was gonna rob!?
Ghost appears next to Soap: EXPENSIVE THINGS
Soap: Who’s in the car!?
Ghost: Relax, it’s two in the morning, no one’s gonna notice
Soap: I’m not going to jail because of ye’! Stay here and I’ll go to the van
Ghost: Soap we can’t be leaving and entering, we’re risking ourselves!
Soap scoffs and yanks the ice cream off Ghost’s hands: I’m leaving and I’m taking the ice cream with me.
Ghost arguing while Soap walks out: Is that what a real robber does? Steal ice cream!?
Ghost scoffs: Pathetic
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(Ghost returns to the van after the heist… if you can even call it that)
Ghost: Alright, help me here-
Ghost: What are you doing sleeping, Johnny!
(Ghost smacks him)
Soap: What the!? Why’d ye’ smack me!
Ghost: Who sleeps in the middle of a heist!
Soap scoffs: You call this a heist?
Ghost: With what I got then yeah
Soap: What did ye’ get…
Ghost: Turns out that store has everything else you’re looking for besides Ice cream
Soap: Is that a necklace!?
Ghost: Yep, and it’s made out of real diamonds
Soap: That’s beautiful! I’m jealous, I’m goin ins-
Ghost drags him back to the van: Too late, buddy. They’re opening in an hour. It’s time to go
Soap: But I want a diamond necklace!
Ghost: Relax, I got the whole counter
Soap: You see… this is why we’re thief buddies. With your intelligence and my-
Ghost: Your what.
Soap: Uh… my plans
Ghost: Yeah right, last time your plan got us in jail for a week
Soap: We had the best times in jail
Ghost: You did! I was miserable
Soap: C’mon… everyone was scared of you
Ghost: Thank God
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hi mezelean marriage tradition dictates that the couple weaves each other necklaces from young branches of the mother tree that she only allows you to have if she approves of your marriage (as in, she somehow makes the branches fall off on their own because. magic religeon tree). mezelean culture strongly values craftsmanship and so making your future spouse a piece of jewellery they're expected to wear near constantly (similar to a wedding ring) is like the ultimate sign of devotion. depending on the people engagement can last anywhere from days to years, since [traditionally] it begins when the mother tree gifts them the branches and ends when the people getting married have both/all (realised in making this post i dont have to make monogamy the norm, W) completed their necklaces. this is when the ceremony takes place. i havent gotten a lot about the ceremony down yet but i know it involves a lot of dancing, very upbeat and fast paced fun dancing.
Joel and Lizzie had three ceremonies, a traditional ocean empire wedding, a traditional mezelean wedding, and a more 'standard' wedding, yk the type most widely known across servers ig. that one was for all the rulers to attend and probably also paparazzi. much more of an official affair than the other two that are much more about their cultures and celebration
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Decided to draw my Fallen London boys Jack and Henry in a modern, non-fantasy setting. Hitting them with my regular lad ray, if you will.
Not many changes, though. Jack's still a mildly successful novelist, specializing in thrillers and mysteries, and Henry's rich and delightfully unemployed. Still the same dynamic duo, no matter the setting.
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