#Mom

[milf-and-son]

[matureladiesdressedandsexy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

[catchymemes]

[retrogamingblog2]

“Mom’s Homemade Cake” from Animal Crossing

[hajnarus]

Never cut

[michameinmicha]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Slimeys mother, pregnant with Slimey.

[milf-and-son]

[matureladiesdressedandsexy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about." 

I was like "damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

[happifying-things]

mom life

📷 from tyw7

[jerkwithmomass]

You find this pic of your mom on one of your friend’s cellphone..🫨🤬

how did he get that pic?was he the photographer??🍆🍑

[louise-auxcimes]