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#Movie Draculas 1-100: 'All we want is chicks and/or Twu Luv to cure our cold old hearts :3c'
see-arcane · 2 years
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Dracula, arriving in Whitby: Ah, yes. Now begins my reign of terror in a new land--
All of Whitby: Puppy! 😍 Oh, look at the big precious hero sea doggy! Come here, buddy! Who’s so cute? Who’s so cute!!?? You are! 🥰 Yes you are! Let us adopt you, sweetie! 💕❤💖
Dracula: ...
Dracula: Alright, I’m taking some maiden blood to go, then I’m out of here
Dracula, arriving in London: Finally. Alright, now to ready my dark and evil works, such that I may menace the whole of-- 
Renfield, scratching at his door: OMG, hi neighbor! 😊😊😊 Master!! 😍 My very dearest and bestest new obsession!!! 😁 Hail to you, big guy! 😚 I’ll scratch your supernatural back if you scratch mine, lol ;)))
Dracula: ...I left the only fun victim person in England back at the castle. God damn it.
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