#Mythicalsausage

[marsmarbles]

So uhhhhh the skin is real…

Mythical J Sausage you knew exactly what you were doing….. and this is exactly what you want…you sick freak(affectionate)

[joifee]

There is no lore in sos smp

i wanted to draw that for some time now hahahahahahaha

[risibledeer]

im not saying joel is a harem anime protagonist but also.... i'm not saying he's not lol. i mean obv we have lizzie, but also his work wives jimmy (the og work wife), etho, sausage, oli, and now our newest addition iskall.

the jeremy agenda is going strong lol, he's taking over the world

(this is a joke btw)

[kayaks00n]

based on an interaction with my friends

(im a pole dancer)

[actualori]

wouldn’t it be super crazy if i made a pafl (parties are for losers) inspired science experiment empires hermes au

wouldn’t it also be crazy if i made some messy refs for the three focuses of it

this is gonna be a lot of my posts for a bit i apologise in advance

[sos-smp-headcanons]

*Mythicalswamp coming back into picture after giving swampjuice the Spotlight for a minute/j*

Mog is a seal/walrus hybrid and he likes to tricks in the water! But he only let one person in the server see, Sausage.

He was very insecure in showing his tricks as he didn't really pratice them while... (Translate getting stuck alone for so long really didn't motived him to do anything) but when he aciddentaly mentioned to Sausage in a conversation he was really curious on seeing them and Mog... Really couldn't say no to his beautiful face

Than in one moment they were in a pond big enough for him to do his tricks. Mug was really nervous holding a little ball and after looking at Sausage once again taking a deep breath he started doing his tricks(you all decided what he does because i don't what ;w;) and when he spected silence or maybe booing from Sausage after all... His tricks must been horrible but he snap out of his toughts with the clapping from the angel and sweet words he didn't expect, but it was a good surprise and a moment he precious alot and he is more than happy to play with Sausage in the water for more time

(Also to Funkily who's probably gonna reblog this, i am sorry to inform that i'm a very Aroace ghost so a kiss on the lips will not be possible but a kiss on the cheek is aloud!) -ghostie anon

This is freaking adorable, first of all

Consider if it was a selkie mog however? Adding to the layers of anxiety and trust <3

[kitsuneisi]

[aedesalbopictus]

Cause what's up with these meat guys farming all of a sudden

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

gem recently suffered a relapse into building with. birch logs

of course, this was met with various reactions ranging from approval to disgust and outrage by hermits and hermits-adjacent

and once again sausage precedes his reputation

[notscarsafe]

Proof Gem is an instigator

[marsmarbles]

in the superhero AU do Mog and MythicalMan/Count Quagmire and Sausage ever interact?

Yesssss they do!!!

For Sausage and Count Quagmire, it’s very different from how Quag and Mythical Man and Sausage and Mog interact.

Because Quag knows Sausage personally(and has romantic feelings for him), he’s very open around him and can even seem overly protective or clingy. And the whole time Sausage is trembling in anxiety and discomfort because he can’t really do anything about it.

Quag being emotionally unstable and Sausage being unable to transform into Mythical Man in front of him without revealing his identity means Sausage just has to….let it happen.

Quag could be seen venting or touching Sausage without his consent, because as Mog he usually wouldn’t have to ask. Quag is comfortable with Sausage but Sausage is not comfortable with Quag.

For Mythical Man and Mog, Mog absolutely despises Myth because of his time with him as Quagmire. And because Myth knows Mog personally and is good friends with him as Sausage, he is overly friendly and insistent while Mog is having none of it lmao. It might even turn into Myth desperately trying to win Mog over, because he can’t wrap his head around why Mog doesn’t like him as the beloved local superhero, Mythical Man.

I feel like this drawing speaks for itself lol

Thank you for this ask! This silly relationship square is just so fun to think about and I was finally given an excuse to ramble about it lol

[cherrifire]

With the loss of our frosty boy, I am here to share the New Life SMP thumbnails I did for @inthelittlewood

[doodle-list]

Some doodads that I cant even say are sketches because it took so long kfjgkfg

[emdiart]

THANK YOU for everything empiressmp!!!

this was supposed to be finished for the 2nd empires anniversary but here we are, half a year later lol

here's some close ups :) just so tumblr doesn't completely destroy the quality

[actualori]

as requested by my buddy on discord

someone give this man a shirt his boobs are out

[wassup-its-e]

Not a word.

[sigh. . . why am i their fanartist]