#NO ONE is doing it like him

[glueeater]

i’m sorry but i can’t stop thinking about someone picking up the ywgttn paperback, a serious mental health book, and thinking “i wonder what else daniel howell does?” and looking him up and being greeted with THIS

[demigods-posts]

pissed off percy is a determined percy. because the second he saw his mom encased in gold and being held captive in the underworld. it was go time. he gained the upper hand on hades in under ten minutes. whooped ares's ass in under three. returned zeus's bolt and told him off like twenty minutes later. and then told kronos to stop being a coward and come find him. no one's fucking do it like our boy.

[temporal-discounting]

This bizarre little man is going to accidentally murder his childhood bully, take English officers hostage, outsmart 'the great Israel Hands', get gut stabbed, outsmart the Spanish navy, incite a bunch of posh knobs into burning down their own ship, outsmart Izzy Hands again, escape an English privateering academy, fake his own death, give up every penny to his name, steal back his ship from the Queen of Pirates, pull his one true love back from the brink of death, and then slam The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard up against the wall and make him see God.

If you even care.

[softestaries]

awed by the way Benedict just tumbled his way into a situationship involving a vampire and the baddest bitch around. mans has no idea what he's doing or how he's doing it. he's off on some side-quest to get railed while everyone else sorts out their drama. outstanding performance from him this season, as always.

[andrewknightley]

its so funny how iron bull is like haha casual sex "easy" flirt but for doing a full romance you have to kill a fucking dragon making him the most high maintenance and harder romance of all the dragon age saga

[blakbonnet]

"I mean in hindsight 😒 I probably could've guessed 🙄"

[shiplessoceans]

Thing I'll never be over:

Ed and Stede have sex for the first time and the very next time we see Ed he's tossing his clothes into the sea like 'Welp! Won't be needing these!'

[showmey0urfangs]

Even if we don't get any new footage today, we've been blessed with two new(ish) pictures of Jacob.

[travisdermotts]

he is such a little shit

[spineless-lobster]

The thing about zagreus is that he’s super fucking cool all the time but also he is silly and swagless and cringefail but he’s soooo endearing about it like how does he even do that

[poisonandbiryani]

Bro really went from greyworm

To the FRIGGIN HELEN OF TROY

From fighting in a war to causing a damn war

You go my beauty! Make them fight for you!

[thestalwartheart]

Okay but writing Bond fanfic is so fun because canon absolutely gives you free reign to write the most outrageous moments of sensuality/sexual tension between your characters.

James Bond has no shame and that's extremely enjoyable to me as a writer.

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

18/19 year old Lorca confessing his homosexuality (1916)

Unfortunate I, that at times I have puerile vanity. Unfortunate I, that I have an unrealizable love that is death in my endless nights. Unfortunate I, that I will walk towards the end full of fears and stalkings of the flesh. Unfortunate I, than everywhere I find mouths that speak to me of my passions. Unfortunate I, that I know in which places I’ll rest. Unfortunate of unfortunates, that in my endless nights I dream of a love that is my own flesh and that I will never be able to reach...

[litany-writes]

good morning. WHAT do you mean oscar had a BROKEN RIB FOR THE PAST 3 RACES ??????

[bottlesandbarricades]

Prince of Pixelation

[octoberwitchsblog]

Bloodraven being exiled for killing yet another Blackfyre is the Westerosi equivalent of girlbossing too close to the sun