#Nani does Headcanons

[nanidoesthings]

Kim Possible Villains and their Kids Headcanons

Aka Anna wants to talk about her KP OCs

A lot of the kiddos essentially grow up together. Showing up at villainy events all the time.

I’ve talked a little about my Drakgo baby, Laserbeam, but she also has a brother named Dynamite and a sister named Gunpowder. (Gunpowder is not mine though, they belong to a friend of mine).

Junior and Bonnie? Not endgame. That is a gay man. But he does task her with being the surrogate for Junior and his boyfriend’s daughter Señorita.

Despite Monkey Fist hating children with every bone in his body, he ends up adopting a child named Xiaojian. She is raised as his apprentice.

How is Monkey Fist no longer statue? Personally I go with another timeline messing with Time Monkey.

Xiaojian was born from the monkey Chippy, turned semi human by DNAmy.

On a Henchco outing when they were kids, Dynamite convinced Xiaojian to sneak into a monkey enclosure then proceeded to leave her there.

Xiaojian and Laserbeam dated for a short while. They are now bitter exes.

Because of how bad the breakup was, Señorita adopted a "no dating anyone with Jack Hench in their contacts" policy.

Somehow all the kids end up with Duff as the "favorite not uncle" (for Xiaojian "Nae yer daddy")

When Dynamite was starting their gender journey, they often could be found at Duff's hitting shots.

Xiaojian learnt Scottish Gaelic and she and Duff tease Monkey Fist often.

She really thinks Monty and Duff need to just get together already.

Señorita wanting to prove some other rich people she was better than them had Duff teach her to golf.

Señorita follows her Papi’s dream of being a big pop star.

In a world where multiple Disney medias exist in the same universe, Señorita grew up watching Ernesto De La Cruz movies with her Abuelo.

Along the same lines, Dynamite once broke up with someone because they said 4*Town was better than Oh Boyz.

Dynamite loves webcomics. Would 100% be that Homestuck fan.

Sharpies are on high watch in the household. If not to turn grey a la Homestuck, Dynamite would recreate Sharpie Bath to turn Blue.

Dynamite was born in Colorado. Laserbeam in California.

Dr Drakken got a vasectomy after Dynamite was born.

Estelle Lipsky? The kiddos call her different things. Laserbeam calls her GamGam, Dynamite calls her GramGram, Gunpowder calls her Bob.

Somehow, the Drakkens end up always celebrating big holidays with the Possible-Stoppables. It is never planned but space is usually made for the other party.

I see Dr D having Jewish heritage but being non-religious. The kids however had Christmas and Hannukah growing up.

Shego watched Dr Drakken insist on designing and making an Offbrand Barbie Dreamhouse (Baddie’s Dream Lair maybe?)

Laserbeam swears she is not superstitious. She comes from a family of brainiacs so there’s reasoning for that which might be dubbed peculiar. And she knows Aliens and Ghosts and weird shit exists. Doesn’t consider that superstition.

However, she isn’t aware of habits which make her seem she is. Like putting on a specific hoodie whenever an assignment is just not seeming right.

Laserbeam often keeps a slurry of meds and sensory things in her purse because you can’t do evil in bad health.

Laserbeam once performed a VERY heated rendition of Holding Out For A Hero that ended up with her grounded (so worth it though).

While I stand by the idea that Laserbeam and Dynamite are not in frequent contact with their maternal uncles, I like to imagine Mego pops in from time to time.

Laserbeam, Dynamite, and Gunpowder were homeschooled.

The Drakgo babies were named after the song Killer Queen.

Dynamite and Drakken can often be found in the lab late at night. They’ll get inspiration for a project randomly and then suddenly the entire lair is being woken up to dad rock™️.

Laserbeam’s full name is Laserbeam Olivia Drakken. When she has to go undercover she will use Olivia Lipsky.

Dynamite’s full name is Dynamite Andrew Drakken.

[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Al Ghul: Incorrect Quotes and Miscellaneous Thoughts

Incorrect quotes-style snippets specifically for my danyal al ghul au here (which i really need to come up with a unique au name for atp). Because I thought it'd be funny. And also some miscellaneous headcanons thrown into the mix. Some context for the au: - Danyal is 5 years older than Damian (so 10 and 15) - Danny faked his death when he was 10. Talia knows and helped him with it. - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin.

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Danny, dryly tapping his temple: I have, as the Americans say, irreparable psychological damage, right here.

Jazz, an older sibling first and foremost: well, it's good that you're self-aware.

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Danny, aged 10, in the American foster planning to just age out of the system: *emanating Bad Vibes. Pure, Little Orphan Tom Riddle Energy*

Jazz, aged 12, coming in to adopt a new sibling with her parents: Him. This is my brother now :)

Danny: ...what

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Lilo and Stitch is Danny's favorite Disney movie. He watched it when he was 11 with Jazz when she was attempting to connect with him, and by this point Danny was becoming receptive to her efforts. They had a movie marathon in the living room one night.

Safe to say? It resonated with his little 11 year old heart strongly, and he related very strongly with both Nani and Stitch. He got unexpectedly emotional and hid in his room for the rest of the night. Jazz felt really bad, but it had the intended (but kinda unexpected) effect of him trying to be nicer to her afterwards.

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Dash, aged 12, causing trouble again and getting intercepted by Danny: *scaling up a desk* AHHHHH! GET YOUR LITTLE FREAK, FOLEY!

Tucker: Hey! Danny is not a freak!

Dash: GET HIM TO BACK OFF

Tucker, was the kid Dash was messing with: ....whats in it for me

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Danny, saying some questionably immoral shit: What. Why are you looking at me like that.

Tucker: Bro. I mean this as kindly as possible; what the fuck?

Sam: yeah, I'm with Tuck on this one.

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Danny, ranting about Vlad: if it weren't for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered him

Sam, painting his nails black: I'm pretty sure you'd slaughter him regardless of the laws of the land -- and quit moving, you're gonna mess me up.

Tucker: we've literally seen you debate yourself about this, Dan

Danny: ...you are correct, but it is the principle of things.

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Vlad: I have experience my child, and the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you say. I could train you, teach you everything I know! And all you have to do is renounce that idiot adoptive father of yours.

Danny, was already contemplating committing a Violence: ....

Danny, internally: I'm going to stab him *turns into Phantom*

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Funny contrast I realized between Danyal and Vlad that iirc I haven't pointed out yet is that imo, Danyal doesn't rely on his powers nearly half as much as canon Danny does. He falls back instinctually on his League training, and thus sometimes forgets to use his powers in battle. This was prevalent especially early on when he was still getting used to the whole 'halfa' thing.

He incorporates them more often after a year, but still for the most part relies on his own physical hand-to-hand combat. He trusts those skills much more than he does his powers. I'm not sure where he is on a technical level compared to canon, but just to stay safe I'll say he's similar in power skill as canon Danny. Perhaps a little more finessed than him because his League training would probably have him trying to figure out his powers as soon as possible.

But in summary? Danny is strong in hand-to-hand combat, weak in powerset.

Meanwhile Vlad is the opposite. I can't recall if he even knows hand-to-hand in canon, but it makes total sense to me that Vlad Masters wouldn't because he's so confident in his monetary influence and ghost abilities that he sees no need for it.

And he's kinda got some merit behind it. He's very powerful and has 20 years of experience to experiment and fine tune his powers. He's got bite to follow up his bark. He's perfected long-range combat and his ability to phase through walls makes it impossible to corner him, but if you can manage it, then one good hit could probably knock him on his ass.

So in summary, Vlad is strong in powerset, weak in hand-to-hand combat.

And it casts a good contrast between the two of them in that regard. Danny, as a fellow halfa, can follow Vlad when he phases through walls and is fast enough to land a hit on him. His league training as an assassin, albeit rusty, is still deep ingrained enough in him that he can hold up as a rather veritable threat against Vlad without needing his powers.

But Vlad can force Danny to use his powers more often through use of his own. The duplication is the first thing to come to mind: Danny's fast enough to dispel them on his own without powers, and smart enough that he could figure out who the real one is if given a few minute. But that's not always efficient enough.

Good foils for each other that way. Also Vlad's Plasmius design mimics Ra's juuust enough that he looks like Ra's knockoff loser second cousin no one talks about, which only fuels Danny's hatred.

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Danny, ranting about Vlad for the first time: --and it's only made worse by the fact that the little ingrate resembles a cheap knock-off of my grandfather!--

Sam, choking on her water: he what--

Tucker, doing a spittake: HE DOES?

[onepiece-fics]

Nami and Robin with a S/O that likes PDA

Summary: Headcanons for Nami and Robin with a significant other who loves PDA.

Warnings: Gender-neutral reader

Word count: 372 

Nami

For the most part, Nami is a big fan of PDA, as long as it’s at the right time and the right place.

She LOVES showing off her partner and being shown off at parties

She would not mind making out with her partner on the dance floor where everyone could see you, it’s her way of showing off that you’re hers and she’s yours.

When it’s just you and the crew though, there are limits. 

In front of her friends (in a sober state at least) she likes mild PDA, but isn’t comfortable with anything too heavy. 

Trying to make out with Nami in front of her friends is honestly a one-way ticket to being hit over the head lol

I can totally hear her voice going “nani yatten no?! mou-!” lol

In private she’s a total cuddle bug though, she will NOT let go of you.

She’s totally the type of person to be touching you at all times, even if it's just her pinky hooked to yours, or her playing footsie with you under the table lol

Robin

Robin has a more complicated relation to PDA

She doesn’t mind smaller displays of affection like hand-holding or even half-hugging into each other when you stand next to her.

If you kiss her in public though, her face will become fully red.

She might complain when you kiss her cheek in front of others, but it’s not serious. 

She does like it, but she’s just not used to that type of affection.

If you’ve been dating for a few years she’d probably be okay with short kisses and kisses on the cheeks or her/your forehead, but anything more than that, and she’ll probably be uncomfortable.

She does enjoy skinship a lot in private though.

Kind of like Nami, she doesn’t mind touching you at all times when you’re in private.

She LOVES laying her head on your shoulder or in your lap when you're busy working with something.

There’s also nothing better to her than being cuddled up to her s/o under a blanket during winter.

Honestly, overall Robin just isn’t used to affection, but she would probably warm up to the simpler things over time.

[starsurface]

Ok I'm in for round 3 to request I need to see regressed Fujin and cg raiden headcanons - @plankydreamingcorner

I've got you!! :D

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Raiden w/ Regressor Fujin Hcs

☁️ Raiden is one of Fujin's go to caregivers

⛈️ Also one of his favorite caregivers <3

☁️ It was actually through Fujin that Raiden found out that he really liked watching regressors (he's such a good cg, fr 🥺)

⛈️ Raiden has this sixth sense that tells him if someone around him is tiny or not

☁️ Although it's also pretty easy to tell if Fujin is little or not

⛈️ Regressed Fujin is either a tiny menace, or the sweetest kid alive

☁️ Like, he'll never do something intentionally naughty

⛈️ But Raiden said no more sweets? It'd be a shame if that cup right there were to slowly make its way to the edge

☁️ Doesn't actually push it off though, he'll grt super close and then giggle and run away when Raiden gets up to stop him

⛈️ However, the cup did fall and break one time and Fujin felt terrible for accidentally hurting it

☁️ He didn't mean to!! Seriously!! He was just trying to have fun, he never meant to break it

⛈️ Luckily Raiden knew it was just an accident and cleaned up the small mess, gently explaining to Fujin that thats why we shouldn't push cups

☁️ Nowadays Fujin only does the cup push with a sippy or bottle, things he knows he can't break

⛈️ Most times Fujin listens to the rules and Raiden doesn't have the biggest bugger on his hands (that's Liu Kang's and Kung Lao's job anyhow-)

☁️ You know that scene in Lilo and Stitch b where Stitch puts on some laundry and pranced around like a superhero until Nani catches him with a disappointed face?

⛈️ ^ That's them, specifically when Fujin's pulling a prank

☁️ Fujin hides behind Raiden a lot while he's small

⛈️ Whether he's actually nervous about being small in front of someone

☁️ Or he's hiding from the grumpy monks after he made their not super important but a bit important papers fly

⛈️ Raiden got mad and lectured for it, because he's a big meanie >:(

☁️ Raiden isn't a strict cg, but he's definitely stern on certain things

⛈️ When he says no, it means no, and no amount of whining or begging can change his mind

☁️ Usually Fujin doesn't fuss much when Raiden says no, a small pout but he quickly gets over it

⛈️ Fujins actually really good at following any rules they've set, and Raiden will get him treats for being good sometimes

☁️ Fujin is a very cuddly, very clingy regressor

⛈️ Cuddles, snuggles, all that jazz

☁️ Raidens a bit more stuff when it comes to giving and receiving physical affection

⛈️ The most he usually gives are shoulder squeezes and maybe a small head pat

☁️ So the first few times Fujin clings to his arm or snuggles up against his side, Raiden doesn't exactly know what to do

⛈️ Don't worry, overtime he gets better and Fujin gets to use him like the 7 ft Teddy bear he is

☁️ Fujin adores playing outside, and Raiden kinda just follows closely behind him

⛈️ He'll let Fujin climb trees, but only lower branches, and he has to be nearby

☁️ One of their favorite activities together is blowing bubbles

⛈️ But that I mean that Raiden will blow bubbles, and Fujin will run around trying to pop them all

☁️ He gets a bit fussy when some bubbles go up a bit too high for him to pop, but will quickly get distracted by new bubbles

⛈️ Fujin is more of a softer regressor, sometimes being depicted as smaller even though he's like, 6, not 3

☁️ Raidens really good at treating Fujin like his age, but also accommodating to what Fujin wants

⛈️ Yes, six year olds can use baby bottles and anyone who says otherwise will get Raiden's wrath (after he comforts the highly upset Fujin)

☁️ Fujin usually likes more healthier options, but one of his favorite things to munch on while small are cookies and milk

⛈️ Raiden makes sure he doesn't eat too much though, mostly because hes a big meanie, mostly because he doesn't want Fujin to get a tummy ache (and he's a big meanie)

☁️ Fujin calls Raiden a big meanie to everything Raiden does that Fujin doesn't like

⛈️ Raiden's okay with the nickname, he'd rather be a big meanie than have a very upset Fujin on his hands

☁️ While Fujin is a very well mannered regressor, he also loves annoying people, specifically his brother

⛈️ He'll ask Raiden what he's going, follow him around, poke him, stand just outside Raiden's workspace so he's technically not in the room

☁️ Little Raiden gets incredibly fussy at Fujin's act, but big Raiden has much more patience

⛈️ Fujin keeps trying to steal Raiden's hat so he can wear it

☁️ He so far has been unsuccessful in all his attempts so far

⛈️ Fujin doesn't throw tantrums or hissy fits often, mostly when he's had a tough day and doesn't know how to properly communicate

☁️ Raiden will gently hold his little brother, rocking him and wiping away his angry tears

⛈️ He'll excuse any yelling or hitting (very rare, has only happened once) Fujin did, mostly because he knows Fujin feels guilty and never really meant to harm him

☁️ Those days are mostly spent cuddling and crying about big feelings

⛈️ Raidens also very good with handling Fujins nonverbal moments (personal hc that Fujin goes nonverbal when he's very angry or upset)

☁️ He'll slowly figure out what's making Fujin that upset, and make it go away

⛈️ He will also firmly hold and rock him (Fujin likes being squeezed)

☁️ That's his baby brother after all, if anyone knows how to make Fujin feel better, it's Raiden

⛈️ Fujin likes uppies, but likes running around more

☁️ Raiden’s strong, he can easily carry Fujin on his hip

⛈️ . . . But Fujin needs to stop tackling him when he was to get picked up >:(

☁ Raiden’s main CG nicknames are Bubba or Rai

⛈️ Other regressors call Raiden Grandpa Rai (because they're mean-) and one time Fujin called Raiden that and Raiden pouted foe three days straight

☁️ Almost nothing could make him feel better, and it was highly entertaining

⛈️ Also he is NOT that old and the other regressors need to start being nicer >:(

☁️ Raiden doesn't often use nicknames towards Fujin, especially when he first started watching Fujin regress, but he gets more in the hang of it as time goes on

⛈️ Sweetheart, Cloudy, Stormy, Sweetie, Fuu Fuu, all those sorts

☁️ Fujin likes coloring, and has made a picture of him and Raiden before prompting passing out because he stayed up past nap time to finish it

⛈️ Raiden totally didn't cry when he saw the words ‘Bestest Big Brudder Ever’ on it (it's hung in Raiden’s room)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Ugh, I love the Storm Brothers. 🥺

Also, I got super, super sick recently, so these might not be the best. I can totally do or make more!! :D

[eddygoldarm]

Headcanon/theory time :

All the "cyclops" robots in BS are designed for combat, but a lot of them end up being repurposed by the people of the frontier. Some of them even gain personalities of their own, probably because of gem-exposure, or a change in the programming.

-For me this explains why Barley is so badly tempered. He somehow became a bartender bot (maybe he was own by the previous tennant, or he decided to open his own bar himself!) and loved his job. But sometimes, if things get too chaotic, his fighting programming kicks back and he goes berserk. I don't think he minds this too much, he's just a bit afraid to hurt his friends.

-Same for Rico, I like to think he was more powerful than the average scout-bot, maybe he was the previous sheriff. But he was badly damaged once, so he has been decomissioned. Some people (maybe Piper?) felt bad for him and fused him with a gumball machine so he could walk around and fight again. The damage he received made him almost completely non-agressive, while he does still fight, he's basically retired, and sees it as a game. Despite "looking" young (?) he's actually pretty old.

-Nani and Pearl were just caracasses that have been entirely repaired, the latter was fused with an oven. They're probably the ones who have lost the most of their initial programming. Pearl still gets pissed off like Barley for the same reasons probably, so Belle took this opportunity to weaponize her (I see a pattern here).

-STU is also non-aggressive, he has blue eyes instead of yellow/red so maybe he's a bit different. He probably always was designed for testing, rather than combat, but he somehow started to enjoy it. And was adopted by Janet and Bonnie's parents.

-I really hope we see the Colt-bot later this could be really funny. But maybe it was just a teaser for Pearl?

[lionydoorin]

requesting happy sam and tara headcanons <3

EM!!! hi <333 okay some happy sam and tara hcs because i don't want to put them in the blender 100% of the time! (only 99%)

when they were little, tara followed sam around like a shadow. it was so cute to see; not only her clothes sometimes mirrored sam's, but tara also had her mannerisms. if sam crossed her arms, tara would too. if sam started practicing basketball, tara would tell her parents she wanted to, too. if sam's go-to dessert was cheesecake, tara would also say hers was cheesecake. sam's favourite colour was red? no, sam and tara's favourite colour was red. it was endearing.

said habits come back pretty quick when sam returns, as well. tara unconsciously started to mirror her older sister again; agreeing immediately with everything sam said, sometimes wearing clothes that look like sam's or stealing sam's clothes.

baby tara starting to practice basketball and sam teaching her how to shoot? adorable <3

they loved lilo and stitch, as well. tara would point at nani and lilo and tell sam it was them. sam would laugh, and tell her that she was lilo and tara was her stitch. tara would cross her arms and sit back on the couch, mumbling a i'm not stitch with the most adorable pout.

(tara's definitely stitch.)

sam immediately reclaiming her role of big sister once tara and her start living together again. she still knows her favourite meal. still sings that lullaby that helped with tara's insomnia. she helps her eat since tara forgets to, helps her change because her hand is still wrapped up in bandages and tara's leg is still in a cast. she's so gentle and so caring and does her best to understand even when tara's screaming and telling her to go away. sam never complains.

when they were little, tara would always sneak into sam's room to sleep with her or get up early in the morning to cuddle before class. after they rekindled their close bond, tara started to do the same, again.

it's not uncommon to hear them singing duets together. if you mention it, though, they'll probably threaten to kill you.

they have weekly "sam and tara" time, like this reserved moment where they do something together or just give each other undivided attention. once they're in a sam and tara moment, nothing can take them away from it.

their codependency is somewhat endearing. sam and tara have no sense of personal space around each other, actually. sometimes tara gets painfully aware of it and they fight, but in the next second they're stuck to each other like a glue. if you expect sam somewhere, tara will probably be with her.

they never talk about moving out, or about the possibility of not living together. if one of them does? nothing would change, probably, seeing the other would be around constantly.

their acts of service is so strong and they don't use a lot of words. sam just makes tara's lunch and leaves it by the door for tara to grab, or tara covers sam in an extra blanket when she sees her sister passed out from working an extra shift. if one is sick, no matter how much at risk the other is, they'll simply brush it off and take care of one another. if tara's depression gets specially bad and she doesn't want to leave bed, sam will call in a sick day to stay with her – not necessarily in bed, but always around, ready to give tara some water or food or just to embrace her when her sister needs a hug.

they still hold hands when they cross the street. sam holds tara close as she checks both sides, then tugs tara along as her sister is probably staring straight ahead.

healthy communication!!!!! after scream 6 specially!!!!!!!

the way they get each other amazes everyone else. it's kind of like telepathy.

[milkycarnations]

Helloooo! I hope you are doing well :), I was wondering if you could do hcs on how the proxies would react if the saw their s/o with the proxy mark on their wrist ?💪💪

Oooh okay. I've never really thought about proxy marks, so I'll have some headcanons included about those too. Hope you weren't expecting fluff. I love doing asks like this so anyone interested don't be scared to send some in and let me flex my writing muscles.

Proxies with a S/O with A Proxy Mark

Masky

Nani? He's confused.

Though he can be sickly sweet to his S/O compared to the other proxies, he's still mentally ill. He doesn't know you at all, so he's convinced you're some spy or you're a godsent gift made for him.

Regardless of how it got there, that mark is either gonna get you set for life or it will be the end of your life.

Depending on your relationship beforehand, if he thinks you're a spy you may get spared. If he's head over heels, he might decide to be risky, dump your ass out somewhere (literally and figuratively), and disappear from your existence. In every other case, you're probably getting killed.

If he thinks you've been sent to him somehow, you've got a whole new problem to deal with. He already tends to be obsessive, delusional, and whatnot, but now he's really pushing the barrier. He can't risk you getting hurt by anyone and he desperately needs you with him 24/7. You're like his good luck charm.

He's not even considering you to be an actual proxy (if that's the truth). You're either a fake or a sign. If you were a proxy before, that's a past life. Now you're an assignment.

Toby

Toby is also pretty delusional, but much of his delusion comes from a need for self-preservation. It's his self-defense mechanism.

He is highly defensive and almost immediately tries to drop you.

He feels he doesn't have the security or time to risk being with someone potentially dangerous and he probably feels incredibly guilty for being soft for you.

Though he doesn't remember much of his years of abuse, his body does and does everything it can to stop him from getting backstabbed again.

Proxy marks don't just show up one morning, so even if you weren't a spy he'd be convinced you're a huge liar. You'd have to know you're a proxy. You're just a test sent by his boss at best.

Hoodie

Probably the least bothered, although he definitely is shifty towards you.

He keeps going along with your relationship, but probably more for the sake of himself than for you.

He doesn't like to admit it, but he's attached to you. I think he's pretty jaded and isn't bothered by the idea of you backstabbing him. He's played this sort of game before and now he couldn't care less. He just wants to enjoy the ride while he's here.

I imagine him to be a rather narcissistic person, so if there are any bad intentions, he has no problem pushing you aside. He sees no loss in this relationship. Either he hangs around and it's all good or it isn't and he cherishes the time he had before.

He accepts that his way of thinking is kinda fucked up, but he doesn't realize that it causes him to unconsciously be "held back" in relationships.

Don't be surprised if it feels like he's giving you his all in the relationship, but is lacking something genuine.

[cruisinforarubberman]

you know what headcanon I really enjoy about Bernard? (aside from the strawberry blonde one) 

it’s that he’s not afraid of Bruce AT ALL

not even with the theories about him being in the mob or a mole person, not even with the actual truth of him being Batman

he just isn’t scared of him

imagine this grown man giving shovel talk to his baby boy’s new boyfriend and Bernard is just sitting there, listening and being respectful, but NOT phased

and then down the line he knows his future father in law is Batman, he gets loomed over in the cave by said future father in law, and it’s just like “hi Bruce~ new cape? very spooky, you’re doing great!”

but my favorite part is Bruce going from quiet confusion to begrudging respect because this boy can’t be hiding anything if he’s not afraid of him, right?

oh but he is hiding stuff, everyone does, so Bruce is like “nani the fuck? why aren’t you scared of me”

and Bernard’s like “was I supposed to be?”

it’s the best

[sass-squat]

I love your wing au so much!!! I like to imagine Wind, Four and the other smaller members of the chain like to huddle under the wings of the bigger boys for warmth and comfort.

Do you have any other headcanons of the boys in your wing au to share?

AHHHH!!! Thank you!!! I'm so glad you're enjoying it so far!!! But oh my god yes!!! They for sure cuddle and huddle under the bigger boys wings all the time! Some more willingly than others tho lol  😂

But of course! I ALWAYS have more headcanons to share I'm so glad that you asked!

Linked Universe Winged Au Headcanons:

Time - I briefly went over this in the Preening post I made a little while back, but Time is oftentimes kind of the "safety net" for the other boys. Whether it's helping them hide from the wrath of the other members of the group or simply staying awake through the night to make sure they rest, Time is always there to support and catch his boys whenever and however they need him. However, he very rarely is the one to initiate physical contact and prefers to simply wait for the others to come to him. This is because he can have a tendency to be a bit overbearing and overprotective, and after the incident with Wind, he's had to learn to step back a little and trust that his boys will come to him when they need him. Because of this, he only initiates contact when he deems it absolutely necessary. He's also got the biggest wings in the group by far which makes him perfect for cuddles and an excellent shield from the rest of the world for those hidden beneath them.

I also headcanon that he secretly really hates the rain. He may have the Song of Storms at his beck and call, but it turns out that giant, soggy wings combined with heavy armor isn't very pleasant to try to travel, fly, or fight with. However, despite his own general dislike of the rain, he does not hesitate to sacrifice himself and his wings to be an umbrella of sorts for others in the group, especially the younger ones.

He's also VERY good at climbing trees. The guy grew up in a magic forest with a giant tree for a dad of COURSE he's good at climbing trees. The first time he beat Wild in a race left the rest of the group in complete and utter awe. He may be the oldest of the Links, but he's still got plenty of tricks up his sleeves.

Twilight - Twilight is the ultimate big brother and no you cannot change my mind. However, this means that he does have the big brother tendency to give noogies whenever he hugs people and overall just abuses his larger size to flop all over the others. Basically imagine that scene with Nani in Lilo & Stitch where she falls on top of Lilo claiming that gravity was increasing on her. That scene combined with the energy from large dogs who are convinced that they are actually lap dogs. That's Twilight. He's got a lot of love to give and often makes great efforts to ensure that everyone gets it regardless of their protests or if they actually want it at the moment. However, even though he does tend to show his affection in sometimes sillier ways, he can be very serious and will not hesitate to either push the others out of harms way or literally pull them closer under his wings when needed. In other words, while he's a bit of an overgrown puppy at times, he's also got a powerful bite to match his bark.

As for random headcanons, I headcanon that whenever Twilight gets wet he has a subconscious tendency to shake out his hair and/or wings like a dog. Gone for a swim? Shake. Coming inside to get out of the rain? Shake. Someone threw a bucket of water at him? Shake. While overall a harmless quirk, it has resulted in a lot of laughing (Wild) and cursing (Legend) from the others. He always tries to claim that he does it because he's just trying to get an early start on preening and drying off (no one believes him).

Sky - Sky is an absolute MASTER when it comes to cuddling. No one can resist his charm and those that try often find themselves gently persuaded under his wings regardless. He's got very large, fluffy wings that make cuddling ideal and has a tendency to "scoop" the others under his wings. He also has a habit of treating everyone who comes to him as his, "baby birds" regardless of their age or size. While it is very cute to see younger members like Wind or Hyrule tucked under his wings, it does make for a very funny sight when he does it to Time or Warriors. On top of that, Sky is also well known for his "magic wings" that can make anyone fall asleep when huddled beneath them.

A silly little headcanon I have about Sky is that he oftentimes "fluffs up" whenever he wakes up or falls asleep. It usually makes his hair, wings, and overall appearance appear very disheveled and the others like to tease him for it, especially since he's one of the main Links who insists on preening the others.

He also really likes fish. No other explanation for it other than he never had the chance to try it before leaving Skyloft and is equally fascinated and horrified by all the different varieties.

Warriors - I headcanon that he's not actually a huge cuddler the majority of the time! However, he does secretly love it whenever Time silently pulls him under his wings. This is because I believe Warriors generally has a hard time asking for help due to his history as a military leader where any sign of weakness can risk causing doubt or disloyalty within troops. On top of that, he also has the, "I'm the hero" complex which means that he generally prefers to help and comfort others rather than ask for help or comfort in return. Because of this, he loves it when the others (especially Wind) come to him and tuck themselves into his side because he gets to feel needed while still secretly finding and receiving comfort in return. The rest of the group know this, so they often purposefully position themselves near him to subtly help him whenever they can tell he's especially stressed or upset.

I headcanon that Warriors is actually an excellent musician, especially when it comes to the violin. Everyone always talks about how Legend is an excellent musician, but I feel like no one considers the possibility of other members of the group also having musical talents. Also he's a momma's boy. You take one look at that man and tell me you DON'T think he was a momma's boy. In this essay I will-

Legend - Legend is a prickly little shit when it comes to cuddling. He generally pretends that he doesn't like it when in reality his inner child is SCREAMING for someone to look after him for a change. However, instead of confronting those emotions like a mature individual he usually chooses to project them onto the younger members of the group instead. He's been nicknamed the "broody hen" of the group for this behavior as it often results in him being especially prickly and almost possessive of the others, especially Hyrule and Wind. However, when he IS forcibly pulled under wing he has a tendency to essentially "burrow" like a rabbit into the other persons side. He does in fact, hate that he does this as it reminds him of his "cowardly bunny heart" but the others all secretly find it adorable.

Legend's handwriting is HORRIBLE. He may be able to SPEAK several languages, but writing them is a whole other story. I also headcanon that this is due in part to him developing some sort of hand tremor that started when he and his ship got blasted with lightning in Links Awakening. He's trained himself to not let it affect his fighting skills, but writing is ROUGH.

Hyrule - Hyrule absolutely soaks up physical affection like a sponge. He's basically been alone his entire life and has had countless monsters chasing him for his blood for the majority of his life let him have his rest and hugs. Because of this, he absolutely adores cuddling and being cuddled in return! However, even though he loves it when others comfort and preen him, he finds it a bit frustrating that the others don't often come to him for comfort in return. He knows that they (usually) won't hesitate to come to him whenever they need his magic for physical healing, but it does hurt his feelings a bit that they don't often come to him for emotional healing. He's a bit like Wind in that regard where he wishes that they would trust him more.

As for silly headcanons, I'm a firm believer that Hyrule would eat sidewalk chalk if given the opportunity. I can't exactly explain why, but I feel like he would because he believes that sidewalk chalk and Smarties taste the same.

Wild - Wild is a bit of a complicated case in the way that he will gratefully accept any and all hugs and cuddles, but rarely asks for them. Listen, the guy may be able to speak after losing all his memories but some more personal things like asking for help are still a work in progress. Because of this, he loves it when other people are able to read him and determine his needs simply from what they see. However, because he loves this so much he will sometimes purposefully act out or behave in such a way that he knows will get the others to fuss over him rather than simply ask for cuddles. This is usually expressed in his preening habits or his general rough housing and teasing with the other members of the group.

I headcanon that he occasionally dreams of his past life before the Calamity. He very rarely actually remembers what it is his brain was trying to show him, so it often leaves him more upset than before he went to sleep because he feels like a failure for, "forgetting them twice."

On a less angstier note, I also headcanon that he would be stupidly good at Legos. Like, you know those kids that would build everything EXCEPT what they were "supposed" to build with the sets they received? That's exactly how Wild would be.

Four - Four is NOT a big fan of physical affection despite the others many attempts. He's a very independent person and often feels overwhelmed or claustrophobic when the others try to pull him in too close. The rest of the group have found that the best way to show physical affection towards him is through pats on the back/shoulders and hair ruffles rather than the usual flurry of feathers and hands. However, Four does love cuddling when he's split into well...Four individuals. He's much more comfortable cuddling with his other counterparts (and shadow) so it's a big adjustment getting used to the rest of the group all also trying to get close. He is getting better though! Right now his favorites are Time and Warriors because they keep to themselves and don't ask any hard questions.

I headcanon that Four is just perpetually cold. This guy does NOT handle the cold well and always has frozen toes and hands. The others complain about this often because he likes to touch them with his frozen limbs. Time is the most frequent victim of this.

Wind - This guy LOVES any and all kinds of physical affection EXCEPT for preening. He finds a lot of comfort in others tucking him under their wings and looking out for him, but hates it when others underestimate or try to coddle him because of it. He also finds a lot of joy in being a source of comfort for the others because he loves feeling needed and getting opportunities to be a "big" brother makes him feel like a real hero. As a warning though, he does have a tendency to tackle his victims he wants to cuddle with and even occasionally succeeds in full on knocking them over. He also kicks in his sleep. Sky discovered this the hard way.

As for other headcanons, I saw someone who reblogged one of my polls said that he puffs his feathers up a lot to appear bigger or more intimidating because he's seen it work with Time and Twilight. So yes, he does do this it's canon now but it's not very effective.

I also headcanon that Wind tends to flap his wings repeatedly whenever he gets really excited! It is very cute but there have also been many causalities as a result of this.

Bonus:

Ravio - He LOVES physical affection and has quite literally broken down Legend's house and emotional walls. He also frequently mimics sounds and voices and yes he does use this to bother Legend. Legend no longer trusts the sound of knocking because he assumes it's just Ravio messing with him. The tax collectors trying to contact him were not amused.

[daily-poke-headcanons]

ORTEGA HEADCANONS

-13 Y.O, gay, trans male, he/him

-Autustic, with a special interest in mechanics, cars, engineering, and bunny-like Pokemon

-Very, very smart. Probably the smartest member of Team Star. Definitely skipped a few grades

-Does NOT have good relationships with his parents. They're nearly completely absent from his life, mostly raised by nanies and butlers.

-Closest with Giacomo out of everyone on the team. They're true besties to the end <3

-Makes nearly all of Atticus' shurikens and other ninja tools, and in return, they make clothing for him out of his favorite fabric textures.

-^ Has a lot of texture sensory issues, as well as being embarrassed about these scars he has on his hands from working with machines, which is why he wears gloves.

-Essentially cares his cane with him everywhere, as it doubles as a stimming tool/fidget when he needs it!

-Tinkaton is ace (he should've gotten one in the games to begin with, it's too perfect-)

-Dachsbun is a purebread (;3c) and mostly just a lapdog and doesn't do really any fighting.

-Has like a whole closet full of limited-edition, super expensive plushies. He loves them and has personally named all of them.

-Bullied primarily for his small size (you better believe this kid was shoved into a locker on the daily), but also because he didn't know how to do quite a bit of stuff for himself. His cushy, pampered lifestyle kept him very sheltered and didn't give him the opportunity to know how to do even some of the most mundane tasks by himself.

-^ Going along with the former point, Team Star did help him learn how to be more independent and complete tasks by himself. Mela especially helped him with this.

-Swears like a sailor. Will drop the f-bomb whenever he sees the opportunity.

-Despite not being the proper age, Ortega does have a driver's license (because, as he puts it, "If you're rich enough you can get away with anything.")

-Completely addicted to sugary sweets

-Keeps a little Diary where he writes and draws all his vehicle and mechanical plans and ideas down!

-Refuses to write with anything but highly decorated, sparkly pink gel pens.

[thearoaceshark]

My headcanons for Transfem Leo:

— When she started using eyeliner everyone thought that Karai had taught her, but she actually taught herself. She has an excellent pulse so the eyeliner always looks divine on her ✨️.

— April taught her to paint nails.

— She is curious about wearing a corset. If she could be human for a day she would try one on.

— She loves to wear sweaters and baggy clothes, it's the only human clothes that fit her, but she dreams of being able to wear tighter clothes.

— When she was a child she liked Lilo & Stitch a lot, her brothers also liked it but she more. She admired Nani very much.

— Her favorite Disney princess is Tiana.

— She was always interested in ballet, but she was afraid that her brothers would make fun of it, besides, sensei was already teaching them to be ninjas, she had no time for ballet (that and according to what she saw on TV, she couldn't wear those cute shoes because his feet were very big).

— She often wonders if she is really pretty. She knows that she could never fit the human standard of beauty, but she would like to look cute even for a turtle.

— When she was 7 years old she helped her father make yukatas for her and her brothers for their birthday. At the age of 20 she and her girlfriend made kimonos for their birthday, three montsuki (male kimonos) for her brothers and a Furi-sode (female kimono) for herself.

— She likes gossip and comic and dramatic telenovels.

— She continued to have tea parties with Chloe every Friday and Saturday, and the little girl was the first to find out that she was a trans girl. She went from Mr. Imaginary Turtle to Miss Turtle very quickly.

— One day, instead of having tea, Chloe made her play on the catwalk and named her Miss Universe, according to the blonde that was an official title, she was the most beautiful woman in the world. She was having a bad day so that cheered her up a lot.

— She and Karai made her brothers and April swear that they would never mention how they met, much less in front of Shinigami. Mikey accidentally told Shini, but she chose to ignore it, made a deal with Mikey and pretended that she still didn't know.

— She and Donnie cried when Inside Out was cancelled, they were super fans of the series. Then Donnie tried to hack Netflix and they had to stop him.

— Secretly watch kdramas with April.

— When they were children Mikey for some reason began to call her Sleeping Beauty, she secretly liked that nickname. Years later they remembered that and Mikey said that he started calling her that because she slept just like Aurora when she fell under the sleeping spell.

— She watches a lot of makeup tutorials even though she knows she's not going to use 80% of the products they show, she just likes them.

— When the Barbie movie came out, she wanted to wear each and every one of the clothes changes that Margot Robbie had. This was her favorite:

— After defeating the Shredder, she and Raph improved their relationship, they started talking and they didn't argue so much anymore. Obviously they kept fighting, siblings do that, but at least it wasn't as serious as before. Now she and Raph confided in each other, Raph was the second after Chleo to find out that she was trans, and Leo was the first to find out that he and Mona were going to have babies.

— She and her girlfriend often question whether they should adopt a child, but the conversation always ends with them not being ready. One day they found a stray dog ​​and they adopted it, it was not what they had in mind but they are happy.

—Taylor Swift fan.

— "Not because I like Monster High does it mean that I'm lesbian... Yes, I'm lesbian, but not because I like Monster High."

— "My favorite MH is Abby–"

"That's such a fucking basic bitch answer"

"Oh! Do you want an original answer?!!"

"ª–"

"Marisol Coxi, Abby's cousin who was featured in the 'Monster Exchange' line! THAT'S MY FAVORITE!!"

— Gwen and Pavitr are her favorite characters from Spiderverse.

— Had a time when she was obsessed with wigs, and she managed to have many of them, nowadays she still keeps them but only uses them occasionally.

— She dressed up as Elizabeth Liones for Halloween.

— Once in a while combs Chloe's hair.

— She is ashamed of her emo phase, especially now that she is a diva.

— When she came out of the closet and she said that she would change her name Mikey bombarded her with thousands of options, some names were good, others not so much. She ended up keeping one, but Mikey was disappointed, telling her that he hoped she would choose Artemis.

— The list of names in question is:

Megan

Elizabetta

Suzanne

Diana

Leona

Dracuturtle

She-Turtle

Skull Crusher

Eleanor

Wendy

Chanel

Mulan

Leah

Harmony

Killer Beauty

Kunoichi Blue

Thalia

Tired Mother of 6

Dinosaur Tamer

Lorraine

Stunningly Beautiful Miss Universe

Lisa

Jisoo

Luciana

Lavinia

Leshawna

Bela

Black Widow

Shakira

Selena Gomez

Artemis

Elsa from Frozen

Blue Princess

Turtle-Woman

[bleakbluejay]

top five women

the hardest ask i've ever gotten as a lesbian. "all of them" is a funny answer but i will try to pick 5.

hmmmmm.

in no particular order:

Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider series

She's smart, she's strong, she's witty, and she's hot. What else is there? I loved the Tomb Raider games as a kid. I used to make her do flips and swan dives and play around with her outfits (most relevant in Anniversary and Legend). She was so so cool. I'm not as big a fan of the reboot Lara, other than they made her queer, but :)

Anna the Huntress from Dead by Daylight

My wife. The game lore did her kinda dirty, but that's what headcanon is for. She's a big strong tall Russian lady who lives in the woods and hunts people. She kidnaps little girls from villages so she can take care of them in her little cabin and give them toys. She kills nazis. She sings. I'm so, so in love with her.

Ellen Ripley from the Alien series

Sigourney Weaver in general... but Ripley in particular. Brave, adaptable, intelligent. A girlboss if there ever was one. She's one of my favorite Final Girls (topped only by Nancy from the original Nightmare on Elm Street). Everything Ripley ever says is 100% correct and for some reason nobody wants to listen to her.

Leia Organa from Star Wars

A princess. A general. A rebel leader. And a badass bitch. Leia was one of the earliest examples of a good, strong-willed and fearless female character I had as a kid. Even if she needs rescue from time to time, she does plenty of rescuing others herself. She takes no guff from scoundrels like Han Solo or fascists like Grand Moff Tarkin. Her parents would be so, so proud of her.

Nani Pelekai from Lilo and Stitch

The relationship between Nani and her little sister Lilo reminded me a lot of my mom and me. And it takes a lot to raise a little kid on your own (especially one that is a little special needs like me and Lilo both were), working a crappy job, having no time for a social life, and having to fight against Child Protective Services. Being poor + indigenous + a broken family fucking sucks. But Nani held it together, just like my mom did. I can't forget a character like that.

[wxpleakley]

Wendy Pleakley || 40 || Alien || Public Speaker

Pleakley likes to think of himself as a scholar, someone who knows a lot about a lot of things, especially earth and its species and customs. Of course, once he got the chance to go, he found that things weren’t quite what he’d expected. But that wasn’t at all a bad thing. He actually discovered it to be quite exciting and colorful and it quickly became a place that he didn’t mind being trapped. But then, well, he was actually trapped. He and all the people he had become close to—people he would consider his family—became trapped in Evermore. Everyone else was beside themselves here, struggling to make it work. And despite his anxiety at the start of their time in Evermore, it was weird that Pleakley was the one who was handling this all pretty well when in the past he was the most reluctant one when it came to change. Here, he does his best to try and keep the peace—as he always has—between his friends and family. He tries to keep Jumba from doing something irrational and crazy to get them out, he tries to keep Lilo positive in any way he can. He’s doing fine here, there’s still a lot of earth stuff here—and some earth stuff he’d never seen anywhere else—but most of his anxieties here come from worrying for the others and making sure they’re okay. That’s always been his main goal—other than, of course, studying earth culture (which it turns out there are so many of and each one is so beautiful)-- to keep peace and protect those who needed it. 

HEADCANONS

Humans have so many different ways that they express themselves, and part of it is called ‘gender expression.’ Pleakley is pretty fluid when it comes to his gender expression, wearing far more feminine clothing most of the time. It's just what he feels more comfortable in. 

Even though his gender expression is extremely fluid, Pleakley uses and feels most comfortable with he/him pronouns. Though, some people have called him ‘she’ or more feminine titles in the past (such as miss, ma’am, etc.) and he doesn’t really mind those either, but if someone was to ask his pronouns, he’d say he/him.

He loves fashion and has even learned how to make his own clothes. Sewing is one of his main hobbies other than gathering vital information on how Earth works. Or, well, what he considers vital information.

Most of the information Pleakley has gathered over his time on earth is mostly about different cultures and the ways humans express themselves, along with as much information about the natural world as he can. When they were in Hawaii, finding new and fascinating things about nature was a lot easier than it is here. But there’s snow here and that was a wild experience the first time.

Rather frenetic and anxious, Pleakley often gets overwhelmed or overly worried about the smallest of things. But those little things often mean a lot to him, whether its just making sure the laundry got done the right way and folded or freaking out that the splinter Lilo got could lead to tetanus (the answer is usually ‘no, it won’t). But they all feel like such big deals in the moment. They all feel important. 

Jumba definitely sometimes feels like he’s the exact opposite of him, but honestly after all this time, Pleakley can’t imagine not having him around. Don’t ever tell him he said that, though.

He likes to keep things clean, maybe to a slightly obsessive extent. And maybe part of that comes from so many of the people in his life being more than a little disorganized and he just feels the need to overcompensate for them.

He does everything he can to encourage Lilo’s curiosity and everything she does, but he worries so much about her getting into trouble or getting hurt. He just wants her safe. When she was younger, sometimes people would call Pleakley her Aunt and honestly, it feels right. Lilo definitely feels like a niece to him. Nani, too, but she’s less likely to get herself into trouble. Still, he worries a lot for her. 

Pleakley isn’t the biggest fan of his first name. It’s not that he hates it, he would just rather be called by his last name. You have to know him pretty well to not only know his first name is Wendy, but to be allowed to use it. 

Pleakley definitely likes to pretend he’s smarter than he is. It’s not really pretending if he believes it, but just to make sure the things he knows are right, he’ll ask Jumba to clarify things, maybe a little too often. And maybe sometimes Jumba tells him something completely different, so he’s quick to make that adjustment in his mind, but pretends like that’s what he knew all along. 

gay

[h0dgep0dgee]

HEY GUESS WHAT

I GOT SOME CALLIOPE HEADCANONS AND IM GONNA TELL YALL ABOUT THEM

(under the cut because there's A Few and i dont want this post to be tremendously long. These are mostly mechanical-type-reference-stuff for if I write things later, so I may write some more personality-focused ones later)

•Is built like a ball-jointed-doll and moves sort of like a marionette puppet

•I mentioned in an Old post that she was built from a repurposed war bot, and I imagine her original war bot form was less built for direct combat and more for scouting or sabotage, so she was built with more sensitive hearing and less fire-breathing or arm-into-gun type weapons. 

•The closest things she has to actual built in weapons are her melty-welder hand, and both of her hands are wired to work as makeshift defibrillators.

•The pipes that allow her to speak are directly attached to her boiler, so if she's running low on water, she either has to conserve it by not talking much or risking shutting down mid-sentence.

•both because of Robot Sensory Issues and War Trauma, girly does Not Like loud noises and gets spooked by them pretty easily

•She also doesn't really like anyone else repairing her, so she puts off repairs that she can't do herself for Far Too Long

•I have a wee lil fic to go along with this one, but she has a few ritual-type-activities that she Has to Do. You know the Lilo and Stitch theory that Lilo feeds Pudge to protect Nani because she believed that not feeding him is what caused her parents to die? Like that.

•She doesn't get to do repairs and such on the other robots a whole lot, but she really loves working on pretty much any broken mechanical thing she can get her hands on. Give her broken watches and old Furbies. They are like mirrors and tiny basket ball hoops for parrots to her.

•I love the idea that she has a Tomagatchi that VI had as a kid that he got tired of. Jellybean has been alive for at least 17 years and she is very proud of that fact! It may or may not be sentient due to blue matter nonsense.

•Hates the FEELING of rain and is afraid of lightning but loves the sound of rain.

[killingitreservoirdogsstyle]

hey there! could i please request an hc for what it would be like to be mr. pinks daughter/child? no worries if not have a lovely day<3

Hello anon! I'm SO sorry for the delay in regards to getting your request out, you would not believe how busy I've been. I should have more free time around Christmas break, but I am not sure. Anyways, you have NO idea how long I've waited for someone to request me to do a Mr. Pink x child/daughter reader headcanon set, so a huge thank you for that! I hope it's okay that I do one set for a gender neutral reader and then for a daughter, as I want to be inclusive to everyone no matter what gender they are. Thank you again for sending in your req, please let me know if this isn't what you wanted and I will gladly fix it for you! I apologize for how short these are, I literally haven’t had a full break since November so please forgive me!

Tagging my besties @itscrimsonsixx and @jaehaerascrown here for this fic! I dedicate these hc's to the anon and you two!

FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs

GENRE: Requested Headcanons, parenting AU, fluff, and slight angst

SYNOPSIS: You are the child/daughter of the sarcastic Pink who he loves very much but isn't so great at voicing it.

TRIGGER WARNINGS:

Mentions of feminine titles and a female characters in one section, which will be marked in bold beforehand, implications of past abuse, swearing, and some angsty scenarios! Please read at your own discretion!

Gender Neutral Headcanons: they/them or other pronouns

You are in for a wild ride with Pink as your father, to say the least. Whether or not you're adopted or his biological kid, he treats you as his own. He took you in as a small baby, not certain in the slightest of how to care for an infant. His life of residing in grungy motels, conning anyone willing to fall for his schemes, and running for his life subsequently, inexperience with children would be an understatement. Consulting parenting books which weren't helpful, it dawned on him to look at how he was raised.

When the portions that didn't align with his beliefs cropped up, he would do the exact opposite thing that had been done in his case. So, when you had disobeyed him? The belt was left in its loops on his pants, harsh metal not slicing you up or cold leather marking your face red. When you cried or got angry? He wouldn't shout and scream at you to grow up. Rather he would be there by your side to sort out whatever was going on. It may seem out of character for him, but I believe he would have a softer side to his personality that would only come out when you were near.

The two of you listening to K-Billy’s on the radio, kicking back in your hotel room and singing along to the great tunes. Or, him smoking and watching grainy tapes of old 70′s TV shows. He’s got a killer sense of humour, which allows him to crack random sarcastic jokes in between dialogue that makes you nearly throw up laughing.

You’re pretty much homeschooled, as he doesn’t believe in the ordinary public school system to give you the education you need. However, he does make sure you’re socially experienced, polite and good mannered. It could be because he had a particularly difficult time in school as a kid that’s left such a bad taste in his mouth, but this is Pink we’re talking about here--he’s the opposite of conventional. Or I’m just biased because I was homeschooled, but whatever the case, I think that all the travelling you two do would result in you not staying in one school at a time. 

Yes, you can have a pet as long as it’s portable and small, so a dog or a cat or something that won’t die immediately ( ‘something sturdy’, as Nani in Lilo and Stitch says ) as soon as you start travelling around. It is your responsibility to train and raise it, however, and he grows quite attached to it despite acting all stoic towards it. Deep down, he’s an animal guy, and he’s happy you won’t get lonely when he’s working longer gigs. 

He absolutely can give you a hard time and tease you, that rough and tough criminal persona never truly dropping as its second instinct for him. But if he crosses a line, he’s always there to awkwardly apologize. He doesn’t mean to hurt you, he just has a hard time with emotions and relationships. 

Daughter/AFAB or Female Identifying Headcanons: she/her or other pronouns! ( Trigger Warning Here for Fem! Reader and Past Abuse! ) 

Please scroll until you see the bold text to let you know these hc’s have ended if these subject matters trigger you! Thank you!

* cough cough * Can anyone say overprotective? Pink has to be one of the most paranoid, cautious fathers out there especially if you are his daughter. “The world is full of danger for a young lady like yourself,” he says, partially because of his own criminal background and the fact that he was raised in an abusive household like I headcanon. Let’s just go with him never raising a hand to you, even not wanting to yell at you though he will if he has to. 

Dating would be a nightmare to say the least. He wants you to pick somebody who makes you happy, yet he’s quick to judge. Choosiness rules his perception; he only wants for you to be happy. If that means burying somebody or hurting them to prevent you getting harmed, you bet your ass he will do whatever it takes to keep you safe.

Periods being equally terrifying for him, though he’s a real trooper and pulls through for your sake. Out come the teen parenting books now, the second phase in his raising of you. Expect to wake up the day after you get your period to find a heap of chocolate, a bottle of water, and a warm hot water bottle in your favourite towel set out for you. Dad of the year!

Him training you to shoot a gun for self-defence or putting you in mixed martial arts classes that he makes a point to have you attend every single one of them. If a job was to go wrong and you got the brunt of the wrath of the person he pissed off, its best in his mind that you have a fighting chance. A total feminist move to empower his badass daughter! <3

Speaking of feminism, he curtails the usage of sexist slurs around you almost so that they’re nonexistent. Having a daughter changed some ideas in his head, made him think deeply about what values he wanted you to take away from his upbringing of you. Would he want you to be subservient and hypersexualized with no critical thinking skills of your own? Or would he prefer you to absorb feelings of love, shelter, independence, and strength from him? The latter was his decision and it was one he made without needing to rationalize it. So yes, he’s a changed man in regards to how he views women and the female gender as a whole thanks to you, though it won’t stop him from spouting off jokes when with the Dogs, say for instance. 

End of Daughter/AFAB or Female Identifying Headcanons and Triggers! 

Last headcanon for now because I’m squat out of ideas: Pink tries his absolute damn hardest to make time for you no matter what. He desires nothing more than to be there for you as a positive energy in your life, a force for good, however you want to call it, he’s there. You don’t have to hesitate to call him up if you need something. Are you in danger? Your first instinct is find him. Did you have a bad day and need to vent? He’ll be there at the end of the day for you with open ears and arms. Or do you just want to put on a movie and sit with him without talking? Fine by him too, he’s all there for it. Overall, I think Pink would be a father with many flaws but one who cannot be denied in that he loves you so very much as his kid.

Whew! I hope these were okay, I’m trying to get out some content before Christmas to catch up on my long list of reqs! I’m so sorry again it took so long anon, I appreciate your patience and support of my blog even if I’m not as active as I want to and used to be. If you all celebrate Christmas, please have a very Merry Christmas or a restful Holidays this year! I wish you all nothing but the best, and I send you all my good vibes, love, support, and warm wishes into the New Year! Next year is going to have SO much to bring for this blog, and I cannot wait for you all to be apart of it! 

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Follower Raffle!

To celebrate me (almost) hitting 150 followers and the one-year anniversary of this blog on October 14, I've decidied to throw a follower raffle!

Subject: My oc, Yumeko Amane

Rules: (PLEASE READ!)

Submissions can be anything (writing, headcanons, art, an animation, etc.) as long the content abides the the rules.

No NSFW. Even if Yumeko is aged up, I will still be a minor.

No agere. Even SFW. I have no hate for SFW agere or the community, it just personally makes me uncomfortable. That said, that does not mean I don't accept depictions of Yumeko as a younger girl.

You can submit up to 5 submissions. Each submission will count for your name in a wheel.

I will DM the winner about the prize when their name is pulled.

The due date is October 14, but if you need a little more time, I am completely open to moving up the date.

Yumeko is a lesbian in canon, but if you really want to ship her romantically with a non-girl, that's alright. Platonic stuff is my lifeblood, so don't be shy to write about it!

It can be from ANY fandom, be it if it's an AU or you're depicting her with one or more of the characters.

You can depict her with other OC's, or my own.

If you have any questions, please ask me! I will gladly answer any question you have!

If I tag you on this, don't feel pressured to do this! I'm just tagging people I think might be interested.

Tagsss: @kalu-luwa @mishkakagehishka @forcebewitht @forgwater @sleepyrazor @taruruchi @dexpairs-blog @pet-pet-peet @writingsfromthegrave @linalilia @mpfuro-station @veethewriter @what-nani-ano @underqualified-human @vile-luvrboy @nanamisflowerfield @bubblegum-snowdrop