#Napoleon shitposting

[empirearchives]

There really is a whole genre of Napoleon standing in the Tuileries looking nonchalant during the French Revolution artwork

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Would Arthur be interested in or good at gardening you think?

I'm assuming this is in a Napolington AU context of some sort!

You know, I'm not sure. He liked hunting - though he was terrible at it. Infamously terrible. He was keen on walking, riding, very much an "out doors" sort of chap (not unlike a certain one time emperor of France). I could see him attempting gardening and being not great at it. I just don't see him as a green-thumb sort of person, unlike Napoleon who apparently had a bit of a knack for it.

(Now, I could very easily be wrong - I'm not as up to speed on niche Wellesley facts as I am on Napoleon facts, so if anyone knows for certain I'd appreciate it!)

So yeah! Napoleon out in the Woodford/Murder Fairy AU faffing about in his garden would be a Him Thing and he'd mandate, by unofficial law, that the Duke is not to touch a single plant because the last time he attempted to provide help he fucked up Napoleon's roses and Napoleon is not letting that happen again. On pain of death.

Wellesley: you can't. execute me. you're an unofficial prisoner of his majesty on English soil.

Napoleon: just watch me.

Wellesley: fine. if you're going to be weird about it i'm just going to day drink your favourite wine and make back-seat carriage driver comments on your gardening technique.

Napoleon: you say that as if you would be doing something different if i let you help.

Wellesley:

Wellesley: i guess.

[mexicanwanderingsoul]

[paper-mario-wiki]

thought about how if napoleon dynamite came out today people would definitely be making Chad Uncle Rico memes.

[lenny-link]

TeamFortress2 x GoodOmens

bc my brain has been rotting between two fandoms that do NOT work together but here we are

i just wanted to draw that i hc engiespy dynamic the same as aziracrow and then idk what happened lol

dont ever let me cook again

[druid-boy-punk]

after starting this a year ago, i finally finished it :D

(all characters belong to erica wester)

[whatever-fanfics]

MC's dark humor doesn't always land

~~~

Mozart: You are a noisy burden

MC: Thanks, I'll just go kill myself then 🥴

MC: *peace sign's and turns to leave*

Mozart: 😧🤯😨

~~~

Nobunaga: Tonight you shall warm my bed

MC: Ew...

Nobunaga: 🫨

~~~

MC: *looking at Leonardo's room for the first time*

MC: It's like that hoarder room in halloween town 2, where all the trash just accumulates and no one can find anything

Leonardo:...wut?

~~~

*MC at a ball with Le Comte*

Random socialite: And how old are you, old enough to marry I presume 😉 😘

MC: Why would I do that to myself???

Random socialite: 😲

Random socialite: *looks at Le Comte* 👀

Le Comte: *sweating nervously*😅 😓

~~~

MC: *to Arthur* please be cool

Arthur: who's cooler than me 😏

MC: Literally everyone

~~~

Shingen: So how did you and Nobunaga meet?

MC: *without missing a beat* he kidnapped me 😐

Nobunaga: 🙄😒

Shingen: 😧🫢😠😡🤬

Hideyoshi: MC.....😰

MC: I have Stockholm syndrome

~~~

Jean: I no longer wish to live

MC: *not even blinking* Cool same

~~~

Motonari: I'll make sure the war never ends

MC: due to personal reasons you will now be named a menace to society

Motonari: heh..😏

~~~

Silvio: Fuck you!

MC: come here and fuck me yourself you coward!

Silvio: 😳😳😳

~~~

[fuwbuki]

"Russia has no good generals. The only exception is Bagration." 

Pyotr Bagration (just imagine theres also chair and table)

Dmitry Shostakovich

This ones so stupid im sorry

JFKs "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech but in animal crossing? (i know the implication with the donut is not historically accurate but still... this ones even more stupid)

Charcoal Jared Harris as Hari Seldon i picked bc i wanted to practise beard, but kinda messed up his nose lol

[ciderbird]

[crownomancer]

Ko-fi

[chaoticedward]

vote engiespy in the @tf2shipswag bracket guys i think they belong together which is why i handcuffed them together and fed soldier the key sorry you two deal with it

[empirearchives]

Text Post Memes: Napoleonic Wars Version

Napoleon Bonaparte

[mandatorycommunistbrunchhour]

The tournament for Nappy (winner)

They won yay (I’m dead inside)

Their marriage did not exactly go as planned. . . they immediately started fighting over Nappy.

A wild Russian tsar has appeared, gasp

The actual winner, tsar Alexander

[galakteon]

quick sketches + quick messy coloring (apologies if theres language errors i’m half asleep💀)

bonus

[the-alexander-i]

A few doodles I did on schoolwork and such to feed my tumblr audience, I can’t draw in a consistent artstyle for some reason!!! But I’m trying to improve atm :))

[historicalshroe]

Napoleon and Alexander doodles 🤭