#Narco Barbie

[emmybreese]

my contribution to the barbie poster meme 🩷

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

Incorrect Narcos Quotes

[chaotic-mystery]

A little Javi Peña WIP for everyone this morning 💞 um um um um so how would we feel if I ya know……………….made something of dbf!Joel…

[beyourself-marvellover]

Mi contribución al trend de Barbie, pero con Tenoch, Namor y Rafa. 😌😌😌😌

Te adoro, José Tenoch Huerta Mejía. ❤️

[dioraddictbabe]

[callmeanxietygirl]

[xoxoendlessvibes]

junco Tees

[amirasainz]

Can you write about her and the grid couple and her family dynamics like in details with each couple and family member?

Hi love! Sorry it took me so long. I hope this is what you were searching for! @zahwoka My request are always open. Feedback is welcome. -XoXo

Baby!Sainz Relationships

Carlos Sainz Sr. and Reyes Vázquez de Castro -I think there's not much to say here -the two of them were more than joyed to have another baby -she definitely has her Papá wrapped around her finger -so that means that her Mamá has to be the bad cop -they are quite protective of her -i mean, no parent wants to let their youngest daughter fly to Colombia alone and stay there for nearly one year (for Narcos) -they were always very supportive of her career -all in all they are the best parents she could ask for

Ana and Blanca Sainz -YAY -another sister -when i tell you, those two acted like she was a doll -Amira always goes to them when she has boy problems -they are definitely the type of sisters to color each others nails,do their Make-Up together,… -when they were kids, they always forced Carlos to play Barbie with them -ALWAYS -they always criticize each other -but if someone else dares to: you're never seen again -when they are older, they will live pretty close -they also never know who has whose clothes -they also encourage Amira to embrace her beauty and attention she receives -which only gives Carlos more gray hair (Senior and Junior) -they are Amiras safe space -all in all they are like the Spanish Power-Puff-Girls

Carlos Sainz -Carlitos -poor little Carlitos -during his younger years he is so busy chasing away the boys -now it's the same thing, just that the boys became men -is a really protective brother -he was NOT happy when Amira went to Colombia -will buy her anything -"do you like the new Dior dress, hermanita? Let me get it for" -visits her quite often unexpected -he aged at least 20 years when his sister decided to wear crop tops -hates to leave her alone -it feels like he is dying -was very happy when she decided to attend his races -but he forgot about the drivers (and their girlfriends) -look it's not his fault that non of them are good enough for his darling sister -Carlos is her protector and always will be -a big spider in the room? Bring me a tissue hermanita -a scary thunderstorm? He will hug her the whole time -he will always be there for her

Baby!Sainz isn't in a relationship with any of them, even though it may seem like that (But we all now she isn't the brightest out there)

Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet -for some reason they give me older couple x younger babygirl vibes -I mean there are not THAT old, but they kind of act like it -Max and Kelly are more mature than others (I mean, they do have Penelope) -so they would kind of treat her like an innocent babygirl -and they love it -"Don't worry Schatje, me and Kelly will do everything. You just sit here and look pretty" -Max is protective of her, but me thinks Kelly is a bit more -she doesn't like when guys are near her -she would sometimes pick clothes for her to wear -protective waist holding -they surely took her and P to a lot of ski trips -and Penelope? she adores Amira -I think if they would ever manage to get together with her, she would get babied a lot (but not in a weird way)

Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux -Cottage Core Vibes -they are the definition of privat but not secret -i think they tease the internet the whole time with quite strange pictures -for example: Charles post a picture of Leo with clearly two women there -or Alex posting a mirror picture with Baby!Sainz in the background, in their bedroom -they are unsurprisingly very affectionately -words of assurance are a daily thing -always calling her jolie fille, petite fleur or dove -Alex and her would be all matchy-matchy when it comes to nails, shoes, clothes… -if Alex is wearing a white dress and Baby!Sainz a black one, be sure to expect Charles to wear a black jeans with a white shirt -they would spend the summer-break with her on the yacht -would treat her like a princess -Charles would write a song for her, of course -the prince of Monaco and his two princesses

Pierre Gasly and Francisca Gomes -Ok it might only be me that thinks like that but hear me out -I feel like Pierre and Kika a very possessive of her -no doubt they already manipulated her to spend more time with them -of course she wouldn't find out -if they are sitting somewhere, Pierre will have a hand on her thigh and Kika would play with her hair -and Amira would only be like: Oh physical touch is their love language -would tease her with their touches -when Kika buys her a necklace and puts it on her in front of a mirror while babygirl holds her hair up, she will definitely kiss her from the shoulder to her neck -or when Pierre helps her take of her heels, be sure to expect his hand to lightly touch her thigh -we all know how much PDA those two like -they will not hesitate to do the same with her -in the club, when they are dancing, she will be in the middle -the hands will roam each other and….. -well babygirl surly isn't the smartest one out there -they will be possessive till the end of the world

Daniel Ricciardo and Heidi Berger -the fun couple -they call her Roo, because she is their very own Kangaroo -if Baby!Sainz ever seeks an adventure, she knows where she has to go -they would take her on late night drives -she wants McDonalds at 3am? No problem, let us grab our shoes -during the Australia GP she is certainly staying with them -they teach her how to surf and take her to the Australian Zoo -Of course, Babygirl has to sleep in their rooms -what if a big bad spider is in her bed? -or a snake that wants to bite her? -only Heidi and Daniel can protect her -when they have a bond fire, Heidi will brush her hair and Daniel will take a hundred of pictures -and if she falls asleep on Heidis lap while Daniel plays the guitar, that's no-ones business but their own

George Russell and Carmen Mundt -Old money vibes -they are without a doubt the couple that always celebrates each others accomplishments -George likes to show the two of them of -I mean, who wouldn't like to have those two by their side -they will take her anywhere -a family feast? Ohh honey, you have to meet my grandma -a Tommy Hilfiger shoot? Honey the always need more models -a vacation in Spain? Honey, you know George will get a sunburn without us -what really makes her heart race is when she is talking and they give her 100% of their attention -she is actually always happy when George is shirtless -for example: the Watermelon picture (fr that was freaking hot) -their will always leave space in the middle for her -I think, they are quite protective

Oscar Piastri and Lily Zneimer -they give me the quite kind of love -shared glances -fleeting touches -i feel like they were quite shy with each other the first time they met -over time, they opened up more to each-other -now they will have a monthly movie night -her head on Lily's lap -her feet on Oscar's lap -they have insider jokes with each other -if Baby!Sainz ever needs quite time, they are the perfect couple for that -I imagine long walks on the beach during the sunset -sharing the same blanket and watching the sky

Alex Albon and Lily Muni He -like Pierre and Kika I think the are quite possessiv as well -They would certainly be the funny couple as well -but I think that they sometimes get quite jealous as well -they will post her often on Instagram -include her in all the fun activity's -however, if they think she spends to much time with someone unimportant, they always have a reason to get her away -"Oh my god, love! I have to show you this new bag i got you. It's blue and small and-oh hi George- and has a bit glitter on it and…." -as I said -possessive -they would be the couple to cuddle her when she's sick -play with her fingers during a conversation -make her look at them with a hand under her chin

Extra: Rebecca Donaldson -she is like a third sister to Amira -always goes shopping with her -which doesn't make Carlos happy -they are the types to read the Vogue together and watch the Met Gala with each-other -Mira and Becca are a dream team -me thinks they have the quite kind of friendship -the giving advice to each-other and are complete honest -Carlos is happy that they get along amazingly, but what do you mean his sister is here to visit Rebecca and not him??????

Lewis Hamilton -let's be honest -we all have an older man crush -and hers is 100% Sir Hamilton -I mean, look at those hands -look at his tattoos -is the type to buy dresses for her -when she wants to go out, "here baby, use my credit card" -he can make her blush and giggle like a school girl -he would definitely be the soft but dominate partner -with him, she truly is babygirl -would buy the world for her -(Am I listening to Older by Isabel LaRosa? Yes!)

Lando Norris -oh boy -on one hand Lando would feel very guilty -it is his best friends littles sister after all -but the heart wants what it wants -and his wants Amira Sainz -at first Lando would be kind of like a dork -trying to make her laugh all the time -taking her to go karting together -meeting his friends -but over time Lando would become more bolder -the hugs would linger -he would stare more -and the nicknames would include a my -"What did you do today, MY pretty girl?" -"MY darling, aren't you a sight fore sore eyes" -if she ever starts doubting herself, he will be the first one to stop her -would have one of her necklaces around his neck all the time -he would use stupid excuses to spend time with her -"my girl, can you help me with my curls again?" -he might have been Lando Norizz a long time ago -but now he's full of Rizz (?)

[allamericansbitch]

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[justagalwhowrites]

9 people you'd like to get to know better

Thank you for the tag @penvisions and @drewharrisonwriter!! These are fun!!!!!

last song: I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

favourite colour: Red

currently watching: I haven't been watching much lately. Now that I'm home from vacation, going to start watching Narcos again. Started Peaky Blinders recently but haven't watched in like two weeks.

last movie: Barbie I think? Haven't been watching much lately BUT I am going to go see Inglourious Basterds at a rerelease at a local theater this weekend :D

currently reading: Missoula by John Krakauer and Girl Forgotten by Karin Slaughter

sweet/spicy/savoury: Not huge on spicy but otherwise I'm all in. (Should clarify, if it's spicy in Texas I can't handle it. If it's spicy in the midwest I like it.)

relationship status: Married for 9+ years (I got married YOUNG, I was 24 and that was like... baby aged in hindsight.)

current obsession: TLOU and fanfic lol

last thing i googled: Wyverns (playing D&D with a newbie and she wanted a reference picture!)

currently working on: Syllabi for my classes this semester, rewriting my novel, writing Yearling, starting another fic, stabilizing a workout routine, having a baby :D

No pressure tags: @karlinspace @pascalsbby @netherfeildren @wordywarriorwrites @theidiotwhowritesthings @mysticnightmarewrites and whoever else wants to give this a shot!

[drabbles-mc]

Down in the 305

Steve Murphy x M!Reader

For @narcosfandomdiscord's Day of Gay: Create anything with a queer and/or trans original character or reader insert

Warnings: 18+, language, drinking, smoking, pining, angst if you squint, MiamiEra!Steve

Word Count: 2.3k

A/N: They're pining! They're idiots in love! I wanna smash their heads together like barbie dolls and make them kiss! Also @tofuwildcard i owe u my life for the suggestion. i had far too much fun writing these two 😌

Narcos Taglist: @garbinge @winchestershiresauce @sizzlingcloudmentality @panagiasikelia @616wilsons @hauntedforsst @mirabee @buckybarneshairpullingkink @boomclapxox @nessamc @supersanelyromantic @padbrookcottage @mysun-n-stars @raincoffeeandfandoms @justreblogginfics @ashlingnarcos @proceduralpassion @artemiseamoon @narcolini @hausofmamadas @cositapreciosa (If you want to be added to any of my taglists, please let me know!)

You had been too wrapped up in your phone call to notice him when he walked in. It was just as well, because he was too busy talking to your boss to notice you either. He was getting what your boss generously called the nickel tour, which was what he gave any new agent who transferred in. He’d show you your desk, the desk of your partner, where the coffee machine was, and that was about it. Everything else? You were all left to your own devices.

Setting the phone down on the receiver, you let out a sigh. The notes that you had weren’t much, but they were better than nothing. It all had to start somewhere. You tossed your pen down on the top of your desk and ran your hands down your face. It had hardly broken into the afternoon and you already wanted to go home.

You heard him before you saw him, a voice that you could’ve sworn sounded familiar. All types ended up making their way to Miami, but there was something distinct about the tone, the drawl. Turning to follow the sound, you found the source of it impossible to believe even though he was standing just a couple yards away from you. His hair was a little longer now, shaggier, and he could actually grow a mustache these days it seemed like, as opposed to the last time you saw him. But it was definitely him.

“Murphy?” you blurted out, a little louder than what was called for in your current setting.

Both he and your boss turned around to face you, each with slightly different brands of confusion on their faces. After a few seconds, Steve’s confusion switched right into recognition, mouth stretching into a grin.

“No shit?” he said with a laugh.

Your boss looked back and forth between the two of you. “You two know each other, then?”

“Went to high school together,” you answered with a nod.

Your boss nodded, clearly not as excited or invested as either of you were. “Hm. Well, then,” he looked at Steve before motioning for him to walk over to you, “I’ll hand you off. If you need anything, well,” he chuckled and clapped Steve on the shoulder, “looks like you’ve already got a friend you can ask.”

Once your boss started to walk away, Steve started crossing the room towards your desk. You shared a handshake that turned into a brief hug. Once the initial greeting was over, you found yourself trying to wrack your brain to figure out what to say to him. It’d been so long, it felt useless to try and figure out where to start.

“So when the hell did you get to Miami?” Steve asked, clearly not as off-kilter as you. At least one of you could manage a conversation.

“Um,” you laughed and shrugged, “couple years ago. Bounced around for a year or two—finally landed here.”

“Wish I would’a known,” he joked. “Would’ve told them I knew you. Might’ve gotten me down here a little faster.”

You shook your head. “It’s probably better they didn’t make the connection until after they hired you.” A beat passed before you spoke up again, your tone a little more serious than before, maybe a little more genuine than it should’ve been. “It’s real good to see you.”

He smiled, that same dopey grin he’d always had. “You too.”

You cleared your throat, trying to give yourself a second to get your act together. “Who’d they partner you with, anyway?”

“Um,” he glanced back over his shoulder towards his desk, “shit. What’d they…Austin? That sound right?”

You sighed, head dropping for a moment. “Fuckin’ Mason.”

“They gave me a real winner, huh?” Steve quipped, amused by your reaction.

“They’re puttin’ you through the gauntlet, for sure. Last your first stint with him, and you’ll be fine.”

“Greaaat,” he drawled, his faux annoyance breaking down into laughter the longer he dragged out the word.

The laughter that the two of you were sharing was cut short by Steve getting beckoned away. The first couple of days were going to be like that for him—getting shooed off from one person to the next while they figured out what they could trust him with.

He started to backpedal towards his desk, pointing at you as he spoke, “Grab a beer later? Catch me up?”

“I can’t,” the words came out before you could stop them. “Not tonight. Friday?”

Steve nodded with no hesitation, new enough to have an open schedule still. “Friday.”

You had no idea what you thought a couple extra days was going to get you. Whether it was in a few hours when your shifts were over, or in a few days when the week was over, it was still going to be Steve. It’d still be the two of you in a bar somewhere trying to see how much had changed since the last time you saw each other, and how much hadn’t.

The two of you didn’t get much time to talk over the next few days. You were busy with your caseload, and Steve was busy getting immersed and held under with all the things that were going to be thrown on his plate. You’d pass each other on the way in or out, maybe exchange a couple quick exchanges throughout the day when you were walking by the other’s desk, but nothing that really passed for real conversation.

All of that to say, that by the time you found yourself sitting across the small table from him at the bar on Friday night, you hadn’t prepared yourself any better for a real conversation. The few days of a buffer hadn’t given you anything, although you didn’t know what you were hoping to get from it anyway.

“So? First week in Miami,” you said as you set both glasses of beer down. “You’re still here.”

He laughed, nodding as he leaned forward and rested his elbows on the table. “Still here, yeah.”

“Can’t lie,” you said before taking a sip of your beer, “I didn’t think you’d ever cross state lines outta there.”

Steve laughed and rolled his eyes. “Oh fuck off.”

“I’m serious!” you laughed.

“Just ‘cause you got the hell outta dodge as soon as you could doesn’t mean everyone was tryin’ to do that.”

“You should’ve. Maybe I wouldn’t have had to move down here alone.” There was a tiny lift to your lips as you said it, your tone almost making it sound like you were joking. But you weren’t. You both knew that you weren’t.

Whether Steve was taking pity on you or himself, you didn’t know, but either way he didn’t add more to the weight in your voice. “Nah, I just let you pinball around and find a good spot first.”

You relaxed a bit at that, at the look on his face. “’Course you did.”

“You gonna stay here?” he asked.

“What, one week and you’re already trying to get me to transfer?” you shot back with a chuckle.

He shook his head. “No, no. Just didn’t picture you in Miami.”

You shrugged. “Sun’s nice. Beaches are nice. Enough weed down here to keep me busy for awhile. Plus,” you took another sip of your beer, “it’s not like I can just ditch you now. That’d just be mean.”

“Yeah,” Steve said as he looked down at his glass, “might start takin’ it personally.”

He said it casually enough, but the fact that he wouldn’t look at you while he said it spoke volumes more than his words did. You drummed your fingers against the tabletop as you tried to figure out how you wanted to respond to that. You could divert, save the topic for another time, or you could finish opening the floodgates that he was toying with. Felt like a bit much for your first time having a real conversation in years, but then again it wasn’t like the last conversation you had before all this was exactly light-hearted. The two of you had always been horrible at finding that middle-ground.

“I told you to come with me,” you finally said.

He scoffed, a smile on his face only because there were enough years separating the two of you from that day to lessen the sting of it all. “Don’t, don’t fuckin’—” He stopped himself short, trying to figure out what he wanted to say and how. “Like it was that simple.”

Part of you wanted to argue. It would’ve made it feel just like old times. But you were different now, both of you. Hopefully you were both better, a little more grown up at least. You forced the sniping remarks to die on your tongue the way you probably should’ve all those years ago, too.

“I know it wasn’t,” you admitted, for the first time out loud, for the first time to him.

His eyebrows lifted, not expecting you to cave—he’d been ready for an argument too. “Shit.”

You laughed. “Don’t ruin it.”

“Sorry.” He chuckled and shook his head. “Wasn’t ready for that.”

The smile on your face came easily, something about the amused look on Steve’s face. You finished off your beer. “I’m just full of surprises.”

“What’s Miami done to you?” he joked.

You tapped your fingers on the outside of your empty glass. “Same thing it’ll end up doing to you if you stick around long enough.”

“Yeah, well,” he took a long drink from his glass, “I fuckin’ hate packing and unpacking so I’ll probably stay here for a bit.”

It got both of you to laugh, the tension that had been threatening to mount dissipating as you did. You were able to breathe a little easier after that. Talking and catching up felt so much more doable. You asked him about his family, how they felt about him leaving and taking off for Florida of all places. If they were anything like what you remembered, the news probably went over like a lead brick, but you still wanted to hear Steve’s rendition of it all. It was funnier now that he sounded so much more like his dad without even trying—you didn’t tell him that though, keeping that amusing factoid in your back pocket for a later date.

A few refills later and you the two of you were finally closing out your tab. After a brief debate you finally got to be the one to square up, but it didn’t stop Steve from insisting that the next one would be on him. You didn’t fight him on that, just glad to have some sort of a guarantee of a next one.

He was sparking up his lighter as the two of you walked through the parking lot. You watched him for a moment before taking up his wordless offer as he pointed his pack of cigarettes towards you. “So,” you spoke around the cigarette in your mouth, pausing just long enough to let him light it for you, “where’d you get put up, anyway?”

He sighed out an exhale, smoke visible even with the sparse lighting from the street lamps. “Some two-bedroom about ten minutes from here.”

“Ah,” you said knowingly, humor in your voice, “one for you, one for all your unpacked boxes?”

He chuckled, tapping ash onto the ground before leaning back against the side of his car. “Exactly.” There was a pause before he said, “Can I ask you somethin’?”

You nodded. “Shoot.”

“How long you think I’m gonna be stuck with Mason?”

You burst out laughing. “I dunno. Maybe he’ll get sick of you. Why? Already drafting up a request to switch?”

“I’d rather partner with someone I know.”

Stepping in a little closer, you said, “That’s a good pitch. That’s how you should try and sell that.”

“Think they’ll buy it?”

You shrugged, dropping and snubbing your cigarette out on the ground. “Only one way to find out.”

“You’d be alright with that?”

“What?” You feigned ignorance. “Oh, you meant, you meant you wanna partner with me?”

He rolled his eyes, smiling as he pulled one last drag off his smoke before flicking it away. “Cut the shit.”

“Why wouldn’t I be alright with it?”

It was the first time you saw real hesitation cross his face. “’Cause, I don’t, you know, if…” he trailed off.

“Would love it if you could finish at least one of those sentences, Murphy.”

He laughed, face darkening in embarrassment. “I’m tryin’, will you just give me a sec?” You nodded with a smile, tucking your hands into the front pockets of your jeans. A few beats of silence passed before he tried again. “I don’t know how different things are for you now, if, if it’d matter, you know? Working together. Or if you even still…”

You were smiling before you even felt it happen. “Things aren’t all that different for me now.” You paused, seeing the way he was still practically holding his breath. “I think we could figure it out.”

His entire body relaxed as the wave of relief washed over him. “Yeah?”

You nodded. “Yeah.”

He smiled, nodding. “Alright.”

You waited for what you assumed was coming next. Instead, though, it was just Steve standing there leaning against his car, looking at you with that same starry-eyed gaze, the one that meant his brain was about two switches from shutting off completely. Some things never changed.

“Steve?”

“What?”

You laughed and shook your head. “Oh my g—come here.”

Before he could sputter out another question, you stepped in and pressed your lips to his. It was just a little too easy to pin him between you and his car. Despite his previous cluelessness, he had no hesitation in taking everything that you were offering him, his hands finding purchase in the collar of your shirt.

When you pulled your lips off his, the cocky smirk was right back on his face again, like you hadn’t just done all the legwork for everything that just transpired. “Knew I should’ve made you go out on my first night here.”

You rolled your eyes, shaking your head. “Should’ve made you wait another week.”

[lahija-del-molinero]

😒🤦

@user-of4jz1ki2t Se sabe su chamba! Por eso es uno de los grandes narcopresidentes!

@jesusche3806 Cárcel para este narco, todavía se toma el atrevimiento de explicar el proceso de la droga. Así como lo hacía en nuestro México, el es un verdadero TRAIDOR a la patria

@ricardoibarra2189 En estos temas sí hay que escuchar a Calderón, porque sabe de lo que habla. Es todo un profesional en el tráfico de drogas.

@marioflores9976 A perro todo un experto en la materia

@reyes7juancarlos Debería estar en La cárcel este Pillo hasta clases como sobornar

@luisfelipefranco7980 Cambio de poder judicial e inmediatamente encerrar a este tipejo.

@CuAlZnPbNi CaldeRon, conoce muy bien su negocio, sabe todo de él, logística, embarques, cortado del producto, ventas al por mayor y al menudeo, empaque, embalaje, compra y distribución, mercadeo, zonas de mercado, sabe todo, creo que la Barbie nunca mintió cuando lo acuso de recibir los pagos que le hacia Arturo Beltrán.

@humbertofierro3453 EL MAESTRO DE GARCIA LUNA. EL ALUMNO PRESO Y EL TEACHER ENSENANDO.

@almarosagonzaleznino8953 El mejor experto, lo sabe de memoria lo hizo en su sexenio, y no ayuda a García Luna ,pero allá irás CaldeRon

@pedrometal1597 Maestria de como ser un narco presidente

@vivamexico3942 LA PATRIA SE AMA Y SE DEFIENDE, MÍ MÉXICO SÉ CANSA DE TANTA PINCHE TRANZA NO VOTES POR EL PRI PAN PRD MC DAN ASCÓ

@joelchuc8612 Maestro de maestros dando una cátedra magistral de logística de narcotráfico y al mismo tiempo dando buenas ideas a los futuros alumnos. Grande grande es calderón y debería acompañar a García Luna. Entonces ¿ quién hace apología de trasiego de estupefacientes? Nada más ni nada menos que Felipe Calderón. Solo falta un curso de como se produce el alcohol para uso personal. Por eso y otras cosas el PRIAN no debe volver al poder nunca mas

[planet-marz1]

9 people you'd like to get to know better

tysm for the tag cami! @javiscigarette 💗🫶🏽

last song: Angel - Halle Bailey

favorite color: Purple

currently watching: Still finishing up narcos! i've been putting it off for the longest 😅

last movie: Barbie

currently reading: Still have yet to finish the Daisy Jones & the Six book so working on that!

sweet/spicy/savory: Spicy!

relationship status: Single

current obsession: Tlou, all pedro characters (no shocker there)

last thing i googled: How to make a haiku 😅

currently working on: Organizing every single one of my fic bookmarks...rlly hating it even though i really want to be neat & organized for once

np tags: @catchallfangirl @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin @nostalxgic @chaotic-mystery @littlegrungegirlaf @angel-in-beskar @annasinterests @amanitacowboy @mondaychildsworld

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saw the barbie movie today (good movie) opened twitter (huge mistake) was confronted with a thinkpiece about how the barbie movie queerbaited and then a tweet about queerbaiting celebrities with pedro pascal as the first example and i just want to know what the fuck people mean when they say queerbaiting. like. ok first of all if you thought the barbie movie produced by mattel was going to be a radical piece of queer art that’s on you. that wasn’t, like, any part of the marketing! that was just you! 

second of all the whole idea that individual people can “queerbait” is so fucking stupid. to the extent that “queerbaiting” is a useful term (which i am less and less convinced of) it’s useful to describe a marketing technique. the classic queerbait of the 00s-10s tv shows, you know, starring two white guys the fans push together like they’re making their dolls kiss (did i mention i saw the barbie movie today). and like, the problem with queerbaiting is that it’s done out of cynicism. that it’s done by production companies who want gay fans tuning in, who want gay dollars, but who have no interest in telling real gay stories, which would mean risking their straight audiences. that’s the problem with queerbaiting. so what is the logic behind saying that, like, kit connor is “queerbaiting” by being an eighteen-year-old actor playing a bisexual teenager on a tv show that is like crafted in a lab to be Good Wholesome Queer Representation? it just doesn’t compute! even if you buy into the narrative that gay roles must or should be played by gay actors (i don’t) the idea that you are owed a queer celebrity’s public, explicit coming out or else they’re “queerbaiting” is completely fucking ass-backwards. being closeted as a public figure is not in itself a betrayal of queer causes. it’s actually not advancing the cause of queer liberation to push an eighteen-year-old actor at the very beginning of his career out of the closet, but thanks for playing

third of all in re pedro pascal i’m going to go under a readmore because i’m a fan of him but this post is too long and no one cares 

people are really fucking obtuse about pedro pascal specifically and it drives me nuts. like okay let’s break this down, because there’s layers to this

let me just make it absolutely clear that i don’t think it’s good or productive to expect queer actors (or any public figures) to have public, explicit coming-out moments. i think it’s a lot more complicated than that, but the bottom line is, public figures are entitled to their private lives, and if they’re not hurting the lgbtq community, i think it’s crass and counterproductive to hound them about their sexuality. i also think that the expectation of, like, an interview where someone says the words “i’m gay” dovetails with the idea that assuming someone’s sexuality is unilaterally bad and homophobic, and i disagree. i don’t think it’s helpful to the lgbtq community to assume that all public figures are straight until they explicitly tell us they’re not. 

so pedro pascal is famous for shows like the mandalorian, the last of us, and narcos. among the people who would call him a queerbaiter, the thing we love about him is when he plays a Manly Man with a secret soft side. he gets typecast as a reluctant father figure who would die for his misfit adopted child and i eat it up every time. my point being: he isn’t playing specifically gay roles! again, even if you accept the premise that gay roles should go to out gay actors, that’s not what pedro pascal’s career looks like. (and i would argue that roles like joel and mando are specifically relying on a kind of straight(-passing) masculinity but we don’t need to get into that)

so, in what sense is he queerbaiting? what’s the logic here? because he’s not building a career on gay roles. he’s not cultivating or marketing a public persona that relies on assumed queerness. he posts about pride, he talks about his support for lgbtq political causes, and he loves his trans sister. that’s it. that’s all. if he were, for instance, married to a woman, all this would amount to is him being a very sweet and welcome lgbtq ally. 

but, of course, he’s not. he’s a famous actor without any real rumors of relationships with women (except sarah paulson, lmao). he doesn’t talk a lot about his private life. and -- what i think is the reason for him being included in this “queerbaiting celebrities” tweet -- is that recently there’s been a couple semi-viral tweets of people screenshotting that he was following male models and onlyfans creators on instagram, and commenting on their posts. 

this idea that he’s “queerbaiting” is just plain old gossip magazine outing, repackaged in terms that make people think this is a righteous queer-liberatory crusade. no, it’s not. it’s crass, it’s gross, and it’s homophobic.

you can do the math on pedro pascal. you can come to the conclusion that he’s pretty much definitely gay, i certainly have. but he’s entitled to a private life. he’s hurting no one by being closeted. and the point is that accusations that individual people are “queerbaiting” are more often than not carrying water for homophobes, and we don’t have to live like this

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Letter to Santa

Day 10

Heroes & Heartbreak ‘verse

Welcome to the 2022 Christmas Writing Challenge!

Summary: Isabel writes a letter to Santa.

Pairings: Javier Peña x OFC Ariana Morgan

Fandom: Narcos

Rating: Mature 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 740

Warnings: language, fluff…let me know if I missed anything!

A/N: Another little sneak peek at the possible future of Heroes & Heartbreak!

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“That looks great!” Ari gushed. Isabel was sitting at the kitchen table working diligently on her letter to Santa. She was so excited. This was the first year she was writing it completely on her own. Ari’s heart warmed to see her precious daughter working so hard. Her tiny tongue was poking out the side of her lips in concentration.

“I think I should use green and red, mama!” Isabel declared in her sweet little voice.

“I think that’s a great idea,” Ari agreed immediately. Isabel was almost five. Where the hell had the time gone? Ari still couldn’t believe she was a mom. Even more shocking was the fact that Javi was a dad. And what a great fucking dad he turned out to be. She heard the front door open and close.

“Where are my girls?” Javi called out from the hall.

“Daddy!” Isabel screamed in joy. She was one thousand percent a daddy’s girl. Javi walked into the room.

“There’s my baby girl!” Javi said happily, scooping her up into his arms. He rained kisses all over her face and she squealed in delight. He settled her on his hip and leaned down to kiss Ari. He cupped the side of her face and kissed her softly.

“Hey, hermosa,” he whispered.

“Hey,” Ari whispered back. He sat in Isabel’s chair and settled their daughter in his lap. He picked up the letter she had been working on and looked it over.

“What do we have here?” Javi asked her.

“It’s my letter to Santa!” Isabel told him.

“Oh, is that right?” Javi replied. “Well, let me see what we’re asking Santa for this year.” He cleared his throat dramatically. “Dear Santa, I want a Furby or a Barbie or a Remington 870 12-gauge shotgun. Love, Isabel Peña.” Javi and Ari stared at each other in shock.

“A shotgun?” Ari asked at the same time Javi exclaimed, “A Furby?” They looked at each other again and burst into laughter.

“Let’s rewind here a minute, mija,” Javi said, putting the letter down on the table. “How the hell do you even know about shotguns? Let alone how to perfectly spell Remington.”

“Abuelo,” Isabel deadpanned.

“Of course,” Javi sighed.

“Well, she was born in Texas,” Ari told him. “Of course she knows about guns.”

“That’s enough sass from you, querida,” Javi growled playfully. He turned to Isabel. “Santa can’t bring you a shotgun, mija. You’re too young.”

“Oh, ok, daddy,” Isabel said immediately.

“And he’s not gonna bring you a Furby either,” Javi added.

“How come?” Isabel pouted.

“Because they’re not toys,” Javi explained. “They’re vessels for demons. Santa doesn’t deal in black magic shit.”

“Javier!” Ari scolded.

“What?” He asked innocently. “Those things are creepy as fuck. It’s not coming in my house.” Ari shook her head and suppressed a laugh.

“Can I ask for a Barbie still?” Isabel asked.

“Of course,” Javi said.

“Awesome!” Isabel cheered. “That’s what I really wanted anyway. I don’t have one with a pink dress yet…maybe I should tell Santa that.”

“I’m sure he knows,” Ari assured her.

“Can we send it now?” Isabel asked excitedly, bouncing up and down in Javi’s lap.

“Yes, sweetheart,” Ari replied. “Let me grab an envelope and we can mail it out first thing tomorrow.”

“Yay!” Isabel shouted and jumped off Javi’s lap to race out of the room.

“That child is one of a kind,” Ari said looking after her.

“I blame her mother for that,” Javi joked.

“Probably,” Ari laughed. Just then they heard cries from upstairs.

“The boys are up,” Ari groaned.

“I’ll grab them, hermosa,” Javi stood and placed a kiss on her temple. “You find that envelope and relax for a bit.”

“They’re going to need to eat,” Ari pouted.

“No problem,” Javi said. “Did you pump today?” Ari shook her head.

“No, I didn’t have time,” she told him. “As soon as they went down for their nap I had to give Isabel lunch, and then she wanted to write the letter.”

“It’s alright,” he assured her. “You get the envelope and meet me up in their room. I’ll keep Miguel happy while you feed Horacio…I know how impatient he gets to eat after a nap.” He disappeared up the stairs. Ari sat a minute in awe of what her life had become. Her husband and children were incredible, and she was so happy to have this amazing family.

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