#Natalia's mother

[natr0manova]

Oh nothing, just Natasha's body

[spaghettiisgross]

girls after saying “it is what it is” for the 6039277292 time

[natr0manova]

My top 3 comic!Natasha quotes

"People who prey on children don't deserve restrain -- they deserve me!"

"Killing people is easy. Making them suffer is an art."

"[...] You don't have a story, little one. You're simply a footnote to mine."

(Not in order!)

[natr0manova]

Natasha in 2004

[thottybrucewayne]

I don't really have an issue with "Talia is a mother figure to Jason" stuff but it gets real weird when yall act like Talia just lives to be a part of other characters' stories. Also, if you really wanna give Jason a mom fr, Natalia is right there and I think Jason and Nataila's relationship to one another has way more room for interesting storytelling than Talia and Jason's. Like...I think past the events of Lost Days Talia has very little to do with Jason's day-to-day life. She's more of a mentor than a mother figure to him. Like, fuck Winick but I don't think the solution to the misogyny in lost days is a different form of misogynistic writing.

[crisis-on-infinite-batblogs]

Lesbian boyfriend son shaped man

[lover-of-mine]

I just realized that all of Buck's relationships not only were initiated by the other person but also started in a crisis.

[mc2tp]

MARYANA (MARIANA AND ANA) IS LIKE OTALIA (OLIVIA AND NATALIA)

So only @xenarulz is old enough to remember the similarities between #Maryana and #Otalia...

The way they fulfill the enemies-to-friends-to-lovers trope.

The way they are roommates, co-workers, and co-parents.

The way they communicated was through touches and intimate conversations.

The way Olivia/Ana becomes a giant cheeseball around Natalia/Mariana.

Olivia is Ana, the older executive mother of two daughters, with blue eyes and money.

Natalia is Mariana, the young scrappy mother (of a teenage boy), with brown eyes and no money.

Emma, Olivia’s younger daughter, is Cecilia, the two most supportive children of both ships. Little Emma wrote a fourth-grade project named "My Two Mommies".

Gus, Natalia’s sweetheart and fiancée, died and his heart ended up being a match for Olivia (as soapy as swapping babies). And Olivia ended up loving Natalia with Gus’ heart beating inside her.

And for those disappointed with Maryana intimate moments, Otalia just shared one fake peck in their long story. USA 2009 vs. México 2022, who did it better?

PS #1: In the most confusing moment, Natalia/Mariana throw themselves to a guy just to avoid the love of their lives. Soapy thing: Natalia even gets pregnant.

PS #2: The names of the characters are also very similar: Olivia/Natalia shared 3 letters, like Ana/Mariana. Even the guys in the middle of both ships share 4 letters: Frank/Ferran.

[pirrusstuff]

Current five songs

Tagged by @jesuisici33

1-Madrugada by Enjambre

2- Ya no vivo por vivir by Jian Gabriel (feat. Natalia Lafourcade)

3-Un Osito de Peluche de Taiwán by los auténticos decadentes

4- Amor amarillo by Gustavo Cerati

5- Tercer tipo by Enjambre

Tagging @disasterbuckdiaz @jeeyuns @steadfastsaturnsrings @princehattric @puppyboybuckley @wikiangela @elgascreamslikehell @thewolvesof1998 @spotsandsocks @spagheddiediaz @911-on-abc @zhaan01 @buckleydiaz and anyone who wants to 🫶🏽

[notsohehehahanow]

oh she is SERVING

[lanalove2012]

Natalia Vodianova

[cosmiccgloom]

my biggest problem (well one of them) is that I always end up in relationships where the other person relies on me to take care of them make them happy and basically baby them and I’m already an eldest daugher ™ that has been taking care of everyone including my own parents all of my life and just for ONCE I’d like to be in a relationship where someone takes care of me for the love of god

[natr0manova]

Facts about comic!Natasha

She hates pancakes

Natalia is fluent in a variety of languages (including, Russian, English, German, French, Japenese and various others)

She is a very skilled acrobat, gymnast and aerialist

Logan is her father figure -> he also trained her

She has a cat, Liho

Natalia fought in WW II and the Cold War

She was born in 1928 and enhanced with a version of the super soldier serum

Natasha is a direct descandant of the House of Romanov and with that Russian Royalty

She's been dubbed the Red Death, Slavic Shadow, War Widow, Tsarina, the greatest killer to walk the earth at present and more

People didn't believe the Black Widow actually existed, they thought she was just some Soviet propaganda

Natalia doesn't use her Widow's Bite anymore

She's Russian Orthodox

Natasha has canonically kissed two women

She loves the rain

Elektra and Natasha don't get along

Also, her and Maria Hill hate each other

Though retconned, she has at least three older brothers (one of them tried to kill her)

Natalia has been killing people since she was ~7

She loved the other Widows and considered them her sisters (also mcu canon)

She was forced to kill her girlfriend childhood friend, Marina

Natasha was the first to get the title "Black Widow"

The headmistress, 'leader' of the Red Room, loved Natasha

She was the best student of the Red Room

StaIìn himself chose Natalia for the Red Room because of her surname (he thought it'd be funny and it would show the world something)

[awbarnes-no]

ANYA & NATASHA @sheshootsxruns & @madeofmarblex

[ikpwecanfly]

The couch given to buck by his parents being the one ruined by his donor baby.

Family by blood v.s. family by choice

My queer little heart just wishes the showrunners had the guts to keep this energy up for all storylines