#Neopolitan

[howlingday]

Ruby: Ugh... How do you guys wear those things? You can't even run properly in them!

Pyrrha: Not at all! It took some practice, but I've ran miles in these.

Weiss: Mine are useful for combat, climbing, and style. Plus, I think I look cute in heels.

Neo: (Signs) "I just like mine because they make me feel tall."

Ruby: ...Tall, huh?

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Ruby: Hey, Jaune~! Notice anything?

Jaune: Uh...

Ruby: WHOASHIT! (Falls over)

[lesbianneopolitan]

| 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 |

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Neo: Roman smoked. Nicotine instead of marijuana. Same same but different.

Jaune: Yeah?

Neo: What is with me and metrosexual men? Your piercings are as bad as Roman's mascara.

[k1tten-m1lk]

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🍦

[pinkgvrl]

🎀🍦🎀🍮🎀🧋🎀🍪🎀🍩

[midariis]

linger...

[kitsunebis]

[anthurak]

You know... Neo has an army of rather grimm-like monsters now...

Consider: Ruby vs. Neo features Ruby utterly ripping and tearing through Neo’s army of Jabberwalkers in what ends up being a DARK reprise of the Red Trailer.

Complete with Red Like Roses Part III which turns out to be Ruby’s FUCK THIS SHIT song.

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Volume 9 Episode 9 Textposts

[thesassygandalf]

Maybe if we make jokes about it, it wont be a nightmare anymore :-) :-) :-)

[cream-and-five-sugars]

Me with my 24 email addresses on my way to sign up for free Crunchyroll trials

[howlingday]

Cinder: No, no, don't open the door! You'll let Neo inside!

Jaune: So? She's going to blow up the door anyway. (Opens door) Hello, Neo.

Neo: (Walks in, Holding C4)

Jaune: (Walks out, Shuts door)

Cinder: (Sighs) I worry about him, Neo- HEY! You were going to blow up my door!

[lesbianneopolitan]

RP shenanigans go brrr

[erros429]

rwby textposts pt40!!!!!!!!! happy holidays rwby fandom hope you enjoy

[flipomatic]

What about her?

She’ll find herself, one way or another.

[professorspork]

genuinely very moved by Neo's leaf umbrella