#NotTheWorstMom

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Celebrate your mom's amazing sense of humor with this funny t-shirt designed especially for moms. This shirt is a hilarious and sarcastic gift idea for Mother's Day or any occasion. With its witty phrase, "Best Mom (Not the Worst Mom)," it's sure to bring a smile to her face and showcase her unique parenting style. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt offers both comfort and durability, making it perfect for everyday wear. Show your mom some love and appreciation with this funny and lighthearted gift that celebrates her one-of-a-kind sense of humor.

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source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

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Tweet credit: @/nottheworstmom

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midnight thoughts • Camping season is over, time to re patch your gear. Via @nottheworstmom #BisaLisa (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkLkXjCJuu8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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*RSVP-ing to a party*

Sulu, whispering into phone: Is it okay if I bring my weird roommate?

Chekov, from the next room: STOP CALLING ME THAT.

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[a married Selina Kyle is RSVP’ing to a party]

Selina Kyle: [on the phone] Is it ok if I bring my weird roommate?

Bruce Wayne: [from the other side of the room] STOP CALLING ME THAT!

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[a married Dot is RSVP’ing to a party]

Dot: [on the phone] Is it ok if I bring my weird roommate?

Hugh: [from the other side of the room] STOP CALLING ME THAT!

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via: nottheworstmom

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Via @nottheworstmom: If you’d like to donate or learn more about Steve please visit his website stevecresap.com Steve recently purchased a house in Clearwater Florida and we need to make this place ADA accessible. @sterbuck is visiting in a few weeks to install a roll in shower so If there is anyone in the area that wants to come help, DM @sterbuck or me. Please tag or share this post with someone near Clearwater. Thanks friends!! #florida #clearwaterflorida #clearwater #cp #homerenovation #homeremodel #ada #homerenovations https://www.instagram.com/p/CN2pobkp8qO/?igshid=6k0mx5zdnkhk

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Follow Sara at @nottheworstmom for one reason - she's funny as shit.⁣ ⁣ And she's honest. That's another reason.⁣ ⁣ Why do you need more reasons? GO!!⁣ ⁣ --⁣ ⁣ #momswhorule #momsofinstagram #funny #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Vou91A9VA/?igshid=ybfi1wy2zvui

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I’m giving away a bunch of White Cane Coffee Company coffee on my Instagram. Go enter! Www.instagram.com/nottheworstmom

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I love it when my wife lets her hair down. So long as she doesn’t shave it. By instagram.com/nottheworstmom

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NYE Brain Surgery Update. Don’t swipe if you can’t handle a mild scar picture. Do swipe if you want to see me at the North Pole. . I’m Leah, and on Dec 6 I was told that I was having brain surgery on the 22nd of December. . My brain had made an aggressive move into my left middle ear causing hearing loss and massive risk of meningitis. So, Dec 22nd a team of surgeons evicted my brain, rebuilt what had broken, and put the whole mess back together again. . Surgeons, surgical techs, nurses, and icu specialists are amazing wonderful gifts to the world and have all my gratitude and appreciation. . We told the boys I was going to the North Pole. . I have a giant gnarly-ass scar. . And hopefully, once I’ve spent a few weeks healing I’ll be well done with all of this nonsense. . NYE is often a time for reflection. And this year for me that means gratitude for the little moments. Rejecting the pressure of “holiday” and accepting love, prayers, and support. . My IG community has been everything and if you aren’t following any of them check them out: @faustisland @chatwithbee @carolinafireflies @midkidcrew @theautismcafe @pumpwithpurpose @motherinthe.mountains @mindandbody_mommy @inthesaltbox @for.mommys.dragons @justamouse21 @blacknwhitekenzie @mybravebookshelf @meganrm @howtotellastory @ohheyitscourtneylynn @nottheworstmom @loveerickacastanos @sunshineframeofmind @crazylifewithlittles @wyeknotdesign @doublerainbowdesign @guilfordandcompany @jwmosaics @katie.hanus @lcharbonneau5 @mktcreative83 @nedeganphotography @opheliat.iam @peyton_s_momma @pepperjackin74 @choptankriverkeeper @sheazy77 @sheribec @okayestmomsblog @amwarren @blackalertpodcast Not to mention so many more I’m forgetting because of brain surgery fog. (at Talbot County, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKKNZZLXg7/?utm_medium=tumblr

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like and subscribe • @nottheworstmom is so funny. Highly recommend her comedy and posts. #BisaLisa (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXegVqThp5Z/?utm_medium=tumblr

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25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Nov. 16 – Nov. 30)

Marriage is stuffed with highs, lows and a complete bunch of odd moments in between.

And one way or the other, the spouses of Twitter proceed to seek out humor within the trivialities of married life and sum it up completely in not more than 280 characters.

Each different Monday, we spherical up the funniest marriage tweets of the earlier two weeks. Learn on for 25 relatable new ones that may have you ever laughing in settlement.

DATING TEXT: ship a pic of what you’re sporting proper now

MARRIAGE TEXT: ship a pic of the precise type of bone broth i’m supposed to choose up

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 29, 2020

Is it imply to get my husband a present I do know he will not like in order that I can have it

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 25, 2020

A wedding license requirement ought to be 24 hours of simply listening to your vital different slurp their soup

— Maryfairyboberry

(@maryfairybobrry) November 28, 2020

If my spouse would not win something on this $2 scratch ticket, it will go down as one of many worst anniversary items ever.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 20, 2020

Husband: *hand inside turkey* Me: Would you two like some privateness?

— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker

(@sixfootcandy) November 26, 2020

My spouse received upset once I requested her to take out the lavender scented trash bag, proving that lavender doesn’t have any calming impact

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 18, 2020

Good morning to everybody besides my husband. He farted me awake.

— Felicia (@LostFelicia) November 16, 2020

Octopuses are wonderful in that they will squeeze into actually tight areas to cover.

However once I do it, NO ONE is amazed. All I hear is, “Play with us!” from my children and “STOP hiding below the mattress from our youngsters, YOU ARE NOT an octopus!” from my spouse.

[Sigh]

— A Bearer Of Dad Information

(@HomeWithPeanut) November 19, 2020

Marriage foreplay be like…

I simply watched my spouse finger an ice dice out of the ice dispenser within the freezer door.

…ITS SO FUCKING ON LATER.

— Lezz Mother

(@lezzimomof2) November 24, 2020

One in every of my superpowers pissing my spouse off by asking rhetorical questions.

— Ahead March (@RunOldMan) November 28, 2020

Two folks can interpret the identical factor otherwise. Once I see a basket on the backside of the steps, I instinctively deliver it upstairs. When my husband sees a basket on the backside of the steps, he instinctively walks previous it for the following 6 months.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 21, 2020

Spouse: I simply noticed a spider within the tub! Me: Good for him, self-care is essential. Spouse: Me:

Me:…yeah I’ll go take it exterior

— The Dad (@thedad) November 18, 2020

One in every of my favourite vacation traditions goes to mattress earlier than my husband who then has to show off all the vacation lights and shows all all through the home.

—

Marissa

(@michimama75) November 23, 2020

Query: when your marriage counselor begins consuming popcorn throughout your zoom session is that insulting or kinda flattering

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 27, 2020

At what age do boys cease getting shampoo of their eyes after they bathe as a result of my husband is 37…

— S A R A B U C Ok L E Y (@nottheworstmom) November 20, 2020

Right here’s a wedding tip, should you want a brand new can opener simply get a brand new can opener. Don’t give one to your spouse for Christmas.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 20, 2020

spouse: how’s that undertaking going

me: simply ready for the caulk to harden

spouse: you and me each

— Josh the Alwrighty (@Tryptofantastic) November 19, 2020

I instructed my husband he doesn’t should get me a Christmas reward so he’d higher get me a Christmas reward.

— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker

(@sixfootcandy) November 19, 2020

Do you guys have assigned seating at your own home? Such as you and your vital different all the time sit in the identical spot? Properly, we did for years and I simply modified my spot and the completely different perspective is refreshing and in addition complicated to my husband so win/win.

— Girl Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 16, 2020

my spouse purchased a portray at an vintage retailer for $10. She seemed it up and it is price $500. I would like the $500. She needed to maintain it. So we compromised and I hung it on the wall at the moment whereas crying.

— Dadman Strolling (@dadmann_walking) November 29, 2020

My husband instructed me the storage mild would shut off inside three minutes of shutting the storage door, and it is solely been four days, however I am beginning to suppose he is likely to be incorrect.

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) November 24, 2020

I received my spouse a tile to seek out her pockets and telephone and she or he was so insulted by it, however I’ve heard her utilizing it day-after-day this week

— lucy bexley

(@bexley_lucy) November 28, 2020

Marriage be like:

Me: I would wish to have intercourse with you once we get residence.

Him: Oooh, and you’ll want to pluck the hairs on my mole.

— Black Lives Matter Betty (@EzMacArt) November 26, 2020

Me: *factors* There’s an open spot proper there. And there… And there… And over there… Okay, I suppose you see one.

Husband: *parks within the spot farthest from the place we’re going*

— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker

(@sixfootcandy) November 16, 2020

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