#OHMYGOD IANTHE

[softboiledegg94]

[gideon, harrow, and ianthe at a dinner table. gideon has nearly empty plate, harrow hasn't touched her food, and ianthe has a big slab of meat with bite marks out of it] ianthe: fancy that, i'm all full gideon: i'll finish it harrow: griddle! ianthe: it's okay, harry... if you wish to *shoves plate across to gideon, harrow is in the middle of the two* gideon, starts eating with fingers: ohmygod, i hate to say it, tridentarius, but this is amazing!! what meat is this? ianthe, slowly: babs... *harrow looks shocked, gideon starts spitting out meat, camera zooms in on ianthe's face* i bit off more than i could chew...