#OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE

[snailwriter]

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[steveharrirngton]

♪ need every bit of you babe, you know i want your video ♪

[anya-chalotra]

BARBIE POSTERS ✧ feat. Ketterdam’s Finest

[mahikamihan]

go gentle into that good night by luna_eclipse_writes/ @milktearosethorn

He throws the door open and pounces the figure waiting for him before the other could utter a word.

They land in the dewy grass. Sapnap pins the man with a one leg against his torso and his free arm braced against his chest. Then with his sword-hand he presses the tip of his blade under the man's chin.

"Are you stupid?" he asks, panting as the exhaustion from the chase before catches his bones. He should've taken something before picking this fight: regeneration, or maybe swiftness. Careless.

"Maybe," says Dream. He tilts his head, exposing more of his neck like a taunt. "But I needed to see you."

[apparently-artless]

kinjou aigo: everyone can be bi (─‿‿─)

[vinylattes]

You didn't tell me you could breathe fire. Oh. Metal. Best two out of three?

NIMONA (2023 // 2015)

[sad-scarred-sassy]

The thing is infantilizing Elain is in the core of the E/riel ship. Azriel himself does it.

Him starting to see Elain as a capable individual that can make her own choices and fend for herself is not a romantic arc😭 more like a father-daughter dynamic imo.

[statementends]

Lena being hesitant to hire Sam wasn't because he seemed to have a good well adjusted life and she was worried about the horrors. It was because he was friendly and if he actually brought the office together on good terms it means they might unionize.

Sam has the power of social skills where the Archivist had none and I think it will be his greatest asset in the shifts to come.

[micherrim]

Happy birthday Xie Lian!

[butchdykekondraki]

do you think joseph got to tell "his" son he loved him. do you think he got to hug him before he left. do you think jesus told him he loved him too "dad". do you think when joseph watched "his" son play in the fields with the neighbors children, he knew he was fundamentally different from them. do you think the neighbors looked at him with remorse everytime he called jesus "his" son. do you think jesus ever considered him anything but his father. do you think when jesus talks about joseph, talks of his accomplishments, talks of how he taught him carpentry, talks of how he taught him to cook, talks of late night walks out to the fig trees, talks of him carrying him to bed as a child, talks of him patching his wounds when he tripped in the streets, talks of him braiding his hair, talks of the jokes they'd share, he calls him "his" father. do you think joseph allows himself to bare that curse, to be the father of a man born to be slaughtered. do you think when jesus returns, and he finds out joseph is no longer there to welcome him into his arms as he had as a child, that he breaks. do you think jesus sobbed over a man who was never truly "his" father. do you think he still considered him one, because they were both damned by christs' birth.

[oksfranta]

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[grahamkennedy]

"average bisexual flirts 3 times a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average bisexual flirts once a month. Gerry Carroll, who lives in Eaglemont and flirts with every single person he encounters, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[tristealven]

I want to go back to the beginning. We all do. I think: hurt won’t be there. But I’m wrong.

— Gregory Orr, from Concerning The Book That Is The Body Of The Beloved

[gifti3]

[zaynontour]

me falling down the 1d rabbit hole

[declanscunt]

c’mon barbie let’s go party tummyhurty!!