*lights you on fire cutely*
🍞🍞🍞🔥🔥🔥
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT BURNS
IT BURRRRNNNNSSS!!!!!
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NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.
ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA
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I genuinely mean it when I say that life becomes at least 30% more manageable whenever you allow yourself to become obsessed with something that is a little bit silly
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Linhardt my fave forever (has only just started the game)
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Felt like a crime that I, an avid fish n chips enjoyer, never once drew that nat20 kiss, so. Here you guys go!
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your house is on fire and your children are gone
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Yandere Book Aegon vs Yandere Show Aegon in arguments with their darling—
Yandere Book Aegon: "I killed your maid because she touched what is mine. How many times do I have to tell you this? You aren't allowed to have any personal maids. I am the only one allowed to help you bathe and clothe yourself."
Reader: "You stripped her of her skin and put her head on a spike. A bit excessive, no?"
Yandere Book Aegon: "No, not excessive in the least."
Reader: Just gives up because if they argue more, they'll end up unable to walk for a few days.
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Reader: "You had Sunfyre burn my Kingsguard to a crisp—"
Yandere Show Aegon: "No."
Reader: "What do you mean 'no'?"
Yandere Show Aegon: "I did not command Sunfyre to do so. It was simply an act of passion on my behalf."
Reader: "Do it again with my next guard and I'll deprive you of love and attention for a day. Do you understand?"
Yandere Show Aegon: "... Yes, ma'am."
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In conclusion, Book Aegon is daddy. Show Aegon needs his mommy.
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