#OOOOOHHHH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD THEORY

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

[semisocialporcupine]

I just remembered i had an extremely vivid dream in which i was watching good omens season 3 and when aziraphale finally appeared as an archangel he was revealed to be named raphael, and it was like, such a hard hitting name reveal as well. I woke up like OOOOOHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDD HE’S RAPHAEL…

Im not even a fan of that theory…

[hedgehogcryptid]

Hi! :3 Wanted to ask earlier, but forgot. You said there were various story-lines in Bleach you didn't like (or something like it). I'm curious, would you be ok with telling me what those are? Brainstorming with you was very fun and I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy even hearing about the stuff you thought sucked. XD Only if you're ok with it, of course.

I first watched Bleach when I was a kid, and even if I didn't finish it I thought it was good. I tried to rewatch it this year and, among other things, I found it boring. I couldn't keep my focus even when I did my best. So I might be remembering things wrong and I'm missing rather a lot of information. That said: One of the things I didn't like by the time they got to Soul Society was that the secondary characters felt,, well, painfully secondary. In theory, I should believe that Chad and Inoue went because they're good people and they're Ichigo's friends. Chad even says that he doesn't know shit about Rukia but he's there because Ichigo is. When I was a kid I thought "wow, that's epic". Now, I find that their friendship is underdeveloped. We get the flashback where it started, and then we almost don't see them interact. I should be able to tell that Chad is Ichigo's best friend by chapter one or two if their relationship is really that meaningful. They should talk and do shit together. So, when watching a friend who's mainly left aside by the plot, it feels like his presence in Soul Society is unjustified, because I'm told it's based on the strength of a relationship I didn't actually get to see. (I hope that made sense) This time around I realized that Ishida is not the smart character I remembered him as, so that was fun. In my memories, he was arrogant because he was smarter. Turns out he's just arrogant, full stop, and then goes on to do some very irresponsible things just to pick petty fights with Ichigo. While overturning expectations is fun, I don't find his character interesting in the least. I think Aizen is boring (while trying to put my thoughts into words I've realized that that's my main problem all around. I'm mainly character-driven so if I don't think the characters are fun to watch then I just can't stand to watch it). But, back to Aizen as a villain, I feel like he's just a bag of charisma? Like, "look at my traitor strategist! So cool and slick. So smart. He thought of EVERYTHING!" and then I'm just suposed to believe it. Maybe I'm just slow and stupid, but I didn't get how his plan made sense? How could he influence all those little things to get to that result? It seemed far-fetched to me, like I had to reaaally suspend my disbelief to buy into it, and at that point I was not willing to do so. And even if it made sense, I feel the timing is wrong. Aizen gets introduced as a villain pretty late, but he was suposedly influencing things from the beggining. I feel that if that was true, there should be foreshadowing from the start, so that when it gets revealed you can go "ooooohhhh that's what THAT was about, holy shit"(maybe there WAS foreshadowing and I didn't see it because I was loosing focus, but I doubt it. It feels, again, like those things we're told and I'm just suposed to believe it instead of seeing it with my own eyes) I couldn't stand Byacuya this time. His justification for his actions is flimsy at best, and that's only about Rukia. It does not include, explain or justify his disregard and even cruelty towards his subordinates. That should be purely on him for being an asshole, but we're suposed to believe it was because he was sad over his dead wife? And once we know he's sad about his wife he can now be a good boss? It doesn't make sense and I hated it. Didn't do anything to make me stop hating him, even though the plot was telling me that it was cool now, it was all just a misunderstanding. And that kind of contradiction between what the story says and what I believe sours things for me. I can't expect a proper redemption if the author believes it's already done. If he kept behaving like an asshole but he was aknowledged as one that would be okay too. Instead I got what feels like a half assed effort. Something that happened a lot during my rewatch was that a lot of characters that I liked as a kid turned out to be boring, annoying or bad. Byacuya is one of them, of course. I liked Hitsugaya but now he's just some dude. I didn't have a problem with Rukia but now I don't like her brand of bossiness. At times it feels like manipulation and I don't like it. I liked Yoruichi but now the fan service ruins it for me (though that's no fault of her own). Soi Fon's problems and attitude feel stupid. Kyoraku is a flirty old man at inapropiate times and now that bothers me more than before. I just thank my lucky stars that Kenpachi and the 11th were even MORE fun this time around, because I could enjoy their nuance better. And I have mixed feelings about Ichigo. On the one hand, the mix of delincuent with responsibility and a certain amount of brains is a fun combination. A main character wigh comon sense is great! But a lot of the things he does feel like they just slapped a hero complex over his personality? I feel like sometimes he just does things because the plot requires him to do them, not because he deeply believes that these are the things that must be done. Unfortunately, I don't remember enough details to back this up, but that's the feeling I was left with. A bit like with Chad, I feel that sometimes characters do things because that's the role they're suposed to play, not because those choices make sense with who they are. All in all, I was left with the feeling that Kubo is not great at making characters. At least, he's not great at making characters I can enjoy

[perfectharmonyloveschaos]

I just realised...

Klaus is gonna go through so much shit and potentially isolate himself from his siblings and fall back into drugs and possibly "die" for an episode from OD'ing...

And all of his siblings literally made rude remarks about that during the light supper in thr 1960s and acting as though him possibly dying was more of an inconvenience...

And now they're gonna have to deal with the guilt of acting like that and thinking their brother killed himself and that they failed to help/save him when he needed them

ESPECIALLY DIEGO "HERO COMPLEX JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY WHO MAY HOLD BEN'S ISOLATION FROM THE FAMILY AGAINST KLAUS AND ONLY ISOLATE KLAUS FROM THEM VERSE HOW CARING HE WAS OF KLAUS IN S1" HARGREEVES.

DIEGO LITERALLY MAKE KLAUS OD'ing AN INSULT/JOKE.

OH MY GOD.

OH FUCK.

[musekicker]

Ooooohhhh What about crackbeaks in the Fenton robot au (and mark doesn't know yet) and Fenton's body is glitching up and Mark's with him and fenton cant make a speedy exit without obvious sparks or something (and can't fix himself with mark right there).

Hey there. This took longer then it was going to at first. For the reason that I accidentally lost half of the drabble when I worked on it the first time somehow. And I have almost been done at the time too. That said, here’s the drabble. 

The tech show was to start the next day and team science only had a few hours to lug all the necessary gear and machines for the show to their allotted space on the tech show floor.

Well, two of team science were here. Gyro was attending a sudden meeting with Scrooge. Possibly going over some information to do with the tech presentation. So for a bulk of the invention moving it had been Fenton and Manny working.

Then at some point Manny had taken a "hay break". Fenton suspected that Manny could not actually eat given his head was solid stone and that this was a excuse to get out of double checking all the gear before heading out.

No matter, Fenton could handle it. He was already almost done.

A good thing it turned out as he noticed a issue with his left arm.

It was becoming more and more loose as he moved.  Fenton placed his clipboard down and inspected the loose arm.

"Well, that's not good." he mumbled to himself.

This problem had happened before. Luckily in the safety of his home the first time. So he knew to look out for it. And it wasn't a common problem thankfully. 

At first Fenton wasn't sure what was the cause of it this time. But after thinking more on it he had a good hypothesis. 

Maybe it had been the moving of all the heavy crates that had caused the damage. Or the fact that he had not stopped for a maintenance check after last nights patrol. Said patrol had turned out rough, stopping yet another bank robbery.

Now Fenton was cursing himself for not checking. At least he was alone right now and there was no one around to witness if his arm fell out and exposed his wiring.

"Time to go." Fenton said.

"Talking to yourself, hero?" a voice said.

Fenton frowned, knowing that voice.

Mark Beaks was here. Fenton was very open about showing his disgust at this fact. His great hatred of Mark was not a secret. Especially not from Mark.

That didn't stop Mark from hitting on him constantly and just being a big creep.

This was absolutely the worst time for Mark to be showing up too. 

"What do you want, Beaks?" Fenton asked as he turned just so, carefully keeping his left arm somewhat behind his back. 

Mark was right in the door way, grinning back at Fenton despite Fenton's clear disdain.

"I just heard that you and the head nerd you work with were presenting at this show too. So I thought I pop in and see if I could catch you. And lucky me, I did." Mark said.

Fenton rolled his eyes.

"I really have to go." Fenton said.

"Sure, sure. Just let me say some stuff first." Mark said.

Fenton did not want to know what Mark had to say and could not just wait around to listen. His arm was getting ever looser.

Mark was still blocking the door way too, not showing any signs of moving aside. Fenton had a bad feeling that Mark was not going to move from the doorway anytime soon. Fenton knew that if he tried to ask or demand Mark move out of the doorway Mark would dig in his heels and not move for anything.

"I was thinking that you and I could go to a movie." Mark said.

"I'm thinking not. For so many reasons that you already know." Fenton said. "Now if you don't mind I need to go. I have something much better to do."

Mark kept on talking. Fenton was growing more frustrated. And a bit scared. The arm was so loose now.

Fenton was starting to think maybe he should just shove Mark out of the way and damn the social consequences. But would that action pop out his arm for sure?

In less then a minute it probably would not matter.

Mark stopped talking then, his gaze falling on the very arm that Fenton was trying so hard to keep in it's socket.

"Hey, is something up with you-"

Gyro returned just in time to see Fenton about to lose his arm. So close to revealing his secret to Mark.

Gyro's eyes went wide for a second, realizing the danger here right away.

And Gyro did not waste time in distracting Mark. He walked swiftly in Mark's direction, his gaze appearing to be down at his own clipboard that he had with him. A good prop for pretending to not be paying attention.

Gyro collided with Mark.

Mark yelped and dropped his phone. He instantly moved to pick it up and make sure the screen wasn't cracked or any other sort of damage.  It seemed fine, but he still glared at Gyro with a expression that was two steps below rage.

"Hey! Did you do that on purpose?" Mark cried.

"I'm sure I don't know what you mean." Gyro said. "Though maybe if someone was smart enough to NOT stand in a doorway-"

He did not put much energy into acting or sounding as if he was truly sorry. Mark frowned at Gyro and continued to shout at Gyro. Gyro shouted back, distracting Mark from Fenton for the moment.

Just in time.

Fenton was already on the way out of the room and making a dash for a safe place to repair his arm.

"Sorry." Fenton blurted out to the poor person he nearly knocked over on the way out of the room.

The confused person was too surprised by the sudden duck running by to even notice that Fenton was basically holding his arm up in his socket with his other hand.

He kept on going, running, until he found the right place to take his time and try to do some repairs. 

Fenton found such a place in a supply closet.

He took a shaky breath even if had no need of breathing. Only a action he had picked up being around organic people. It was amazing how the little things like that went a long way in making him appear human.

This place was safe for the moment. Fenton was not sure how long. He was not truly safe until his glitches were fixed. And he realized now the tools he did have on hand would not handle this level of repair needs.

 All he could really do now is wait.

It was about a half hour later when there was a knock on the closet door. Fenton froze before he heard Gyro's voice.

"Fenton? Are you in there?"

"Yes. Can you come in? I need help." Fenton said.

Gyro eased the door open enough that he could slip into the closet. Once inside he looked at Fenton, taking in the sight of one arm on the closet floor.

"Are you okay?" was Gyro's first question.

Fenton nodded.

"Yeah. I can't make any repairs right now. Left arm is off and I don't have-"

"On it." Gyro said.

Having a boyfriend who was a robot and that fact being a secret had made Gyro more careful. And one of those steps in being careful was keeping good tools for quick repairs on hand.

As Gyro went to work, Fenton broke the silence.

"So... Mark must had been pretty mad to keep you arguing that long." Fenton said.

"Oh? Him? Please, I gave him the look. You know, the one you say makes me look like i'm about to murder someone? All I had to do was give him that look and he shut right up and excused himself." Gyro said. "What took so long was that I tried a few other closets before I found you. Who knew this place had so many supply closets." Gyro said.

"Our tax dollars at work." Fenton said.

Gyro let a flicker of a smile on his beak before talking again.

"That was too close." Gyro said.

"Tell me about it. Mark was seconds away from seeing my arm fall off." Fenton said.

"How did this even happen?" Gyro asked.

"My theory is that rough fight I got into last night in the Gizmosuit and then moving all that heavy stuff today. I should had thought of checking to see if I needed any repairs last night. But I wanted to just recharge after last night." Fenton said.

"We need to start a list of repair checks to make after patrols much less after a fight." Gyro said.

Fenton didn't argue.

Eventually, Gyro was able to get the arm attached.

"Now, that's not going to work with the tools we have in here. But it's enough that it won't fall right off and we can get you to the lab where we can completely repair you." Gyro said.

"That'll do for now. Thanks for the save, Gyro." Fenton said.

"Of course. Last thing either of us want is for Beaks to figure you out. Now lets get out of here before he shows up again and I have to deal with the chore of talking to him again." Gyro said.

[thesschesthair]

Now I got feelings based on those gifs from yesterday! A Casper AU where Killian (or Rogers) is a paranormal psychiatrist who travels around the country with his teenage daughter Alice (or adoptive daughter Tilly).

Ooooohhhh!

Killian Jones who’s become a bit of a joke in the media’s eye, usually only invited for interviews to fill the ‘weird and wacky’ slots of television... believes in his cause.

He’s spent years studying the afterlife and trying to connect with those that have passed away, convinced they’re out there still.

“I believe they are there and want to communicate.” he insists. “We just need to open our minds and hearts enough to let them.”

After the tragic loss of his older brother, he started looking for a way to contact him, adamant his spirit was out there, unable to move on.

His teenage daughter Alice, while supporting her father, believes his obsession may be losing his touch with reality.

“Maybe uncle Liam doesn’t have unfinished business, papa? Maybe he’s at peace.”

“I understand your concerns, starfish, I do.” he’d sooth her. “But his life was cut far too short. He had so many things to live for, I feel it in my soul, Alice. He’s out there, and he needs my help.”

She understands his need to see Liam again. She misses her uncle just as deeply.

When Killian is hired by a Mr Gold to explore a derelict (and haunted) mansion owned by one Ms Cora Mills, he sees it as an opportunity to prove his theory right. 

By helping these tortured spirits to move on, he can finally show the world he’s not crazy,... and be one step further to finally seeing his brother one last time. 

Once moved into the mansion, it doesn’t take long for the first ghost to appear.

Casper. A young, friendly ghost happens to befriend Alice (after much screaming and misunderstandings).

He’s the friend Alice needed in a time where she feels alone the most. He gives her the courage she needs to befriend Robin; the only girl at school that doesn’t treat her like a freak. He also helps her keep in touch with her childish side, reminding her that life can be fun and not so hard.

Unfortunately, Killian ends up having a harder time with three other ghosts that seem hell-bent on giving him a rough time. 

Shadow- a dark and somewhat evil ghost who likes to try and cause as much chaos as possible. His cheery dialogue does nothing to mask the sinister and cold gleam that lays within his eyes. 

Squealer- an incredibly nervous ghost that is the epitome of anxiety. He has bad thoughts and scenarios for any situation. He’ll freak out at someone opening a door, claiming they could twist their ankle and impale their eye on the doorknob alone.

And finally... Crackers. An older, grey burlier ghost that’s completely insane or absolutely drunk- Killian can’t work out which. His mood changes with his desire for drink and he’s never able to hold a complete conversation without him veering off to something completely different. 

 It doesn’t take long to work out that Mr Gold and Ms Mills have ulterior motives for ridding these entities from the mansion.

Killian finally joins forces with the three unlikely spirited allies to find out they’re trying to cover something up... something that holds evidence in the mansion.

Meanwhile, while trying to help Casper remember who he was and how he died, Alice stumbles upon something that chills her to her core.

“They’re me... aren’t they?” Killian whispers to her, coming to the same conclusion. “The entities are somehow me.”

Alice nods, fearful tears in her eyes. “There’s more, papa.”

Documents and newspaper clippings found hidden in the attic reveal that Mr Gold and Ms Mills were illegally smuggling goods into the country via shipping freight. 

They were overloading the containers and fixing the manifests.... the same shipping containers that collapsed killing many dock workers... including one Liam Jones.

What’s more, they paid to have the incident covered up, making it look like a tragic accident.

“But why bring me here if this is the last thing they’d want found?” he asked himself, confused and angry at the turn of events.

“They didn’t. I did.”

A bright light behind him spoke. 

Killian turned, unable to believe who was behind him.

It couldn’t be.

He’d dreamed of this moment for so long and now he was here, he didn’t know if he were dreaming.

“Liam? Is it really you?”

“I brought the entities here, Killian. I needed to get you here somehow. I knew you’d be able to expose what truly happened that day. Took you long enough.” Liam chuckled, causing Killian to sob.

“I don’t understand- how can those ghosts be me if i’m-”

“They represent parts of you, brother.” 

Casper. He represents the childlike innocence that was lost once their father abandoned them. Liam saved that side of Killian by stepping up and taking care of him, trying his hardest not to make his brother grow up faster than he had to.

Shadow represents the darkness that threatened to overtake Killian in his adolescence, but Liam helped keep at bay, always keeping his brother on the right path. 

Squealer is the fear Killian let go of every time he felt he was failing. With the courage Liam gave him, he became a strong man, a good father and a motivated survivor. 

And Crackers is a representation of what Killian could become if he doesn’t let his mission go. 

“I managed to get them here so I could see you one last time.” Liam confessed. “I know you needed to see me one last time, Killian, the same as I needed to see you... but you have to promise me to let this go now.”

“But how can I go on without you?” Killian sobbed. “I don’t know how to be a better man- without you by my side. I’m lost, brother.”

“You listen to me. You’ve already become more than I could ever have imagined- Alice has become such a bright, confident young woman- that was you. You’re a great father and will continue to be a great man. You just need to see the power inside yourself.” Liam beamed. “I’m proud of you.”

And with once last goodbye, Liam departed, taking the entities with him as he left.

Alice and Killian spent the rest of the night comforting each other as they cried their grief. 

By morning, they were armed with the evidence needed to bring down Mr Gold and Ms Mills, bringing justice to those who lost their lives through their evil schemes. 

“Where to now, papa?”

“Wherever you like, love.” Killian smiled. “We can go wherever you want.”

Alice thought it over. While she was still missing her friend Casper, she’d found that she’d started a home in this town. She had found Robin and felt like she belonged here. She wasn’t ready to start again.

“Can we stay here? I quite like it.”

Killian chuckled “It’s a good thing a particular mansion just went on the market ey?”

“We couldn’t afford it.” Alice scoffed.

“I don’t know... with all the fear of it being ‘haunted’ I have a feeling it’ll be rather cheap, don’t you?”

[th3amb1v3rt]

Fine Line Review 🌈

After listening to the album nonstop for 2 weeks, and getting the vinyl for Christmas... I finally have a review of Fine Line by Harry Styles 🥰

FINE LINE

HARRY STYLES

A REVIEW BY th3amb1v3rt

TRACK 1: GOLDEN 🌞

I absolutely LOVE Golden. The intro is adorable, the whole song is just good vibes. The first time I listened too the song, I got girl in red vibes which LITERALLY made my heart drop. The “I know that you’re scared because I’m so open” kind of felt like a Larry lyric? I don’t want to assume but I’m such a Larry I can’t help myself.

TRACK 2: WATERMELON SUGAR 🍉

I have been listening to this damn song on repeat since he sang it for the first time on SNL. I don’t know why I love it so much, but it is just a BOP. My favourite part is DEFINITELY the end. All the trumpets come in, Harry is singing all the higher parts and it is just BEAUTIFUL. Watermelon Sugar is going to start another baby boom I swear to god.

TRACK 3: ADORE YOU 🐟

The first time I listened to this song, I had second thoughts. It wasn’t a BOP, but it wasn’t a skip either. I recently realized that I can sing this song without having to sing higher or lower at any time, and that’s what made me love the song more than when I first listened to it. The music video, omg... Someone get me tickets to Eroda rn. I was literally sobbing watching the music video (and I will admit, I sobbed watching the trailer too...). This song really came through.

TRACK 4: LIGHTS UP 💡

Ok. Lights Up. I listened to this song on repeat the first week it came out because I was so excited that Harry was coming back after literally barely seeing him since tour ended. However, the more times I listened to it I got bored with it and it became more of a skip. I think it really depends on what I’m feeling that day. Some days I’ll skip it, some days I won’t. This is another song that I can sing without having to go higher or lower which definitely changes the way I feel about it overall. The MUSIC VIDEO HAD ME DEAD BTW THAT IS ART. I also appreciated the song more once I realized what the song was about.

TRACK FIVE: CHERRY 🍒

Cherry. Where do I start. I was actually expecting a sort of Kiwi type song so I was completely blown away when I listened to it for the first time. I love this song so much. It makes me believe that Harry released this album when we all needed it. You can tell Harry was hurting while he was writing this, and it made me cry. A lot of people are hating on the voicemail at the end (I think they only hate on it because it’s Camille’s voice? But idk), but I actually really enjoy it. I don’t know why, but I never skipped that part of the song because I felt like the song NEEDED it.

TRACK SIX: FALLING 🌊

OOOOOHHHH MY GOOOOOD. WHEN I TELL YOU I SOBBED DURING THIS SONG, I SOBBED. The fact that this song took Harry 20 minutes to write, is just insane. You can tell he just poured out all his emotion into a 3 minute masterpiece. He’s literally saying that he is becoming someone he doesn’t want to be, and THAT hit hard. When he hits that note (ya know, that note) I cry EVERYTIME. AND I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU’LL NEVER NEED ME AGAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN. A+ song.

TRACK SEVEN: TO BE SO LONELY 😭

When I first listened to this song, I thought it was going to be my favourite. I was wrong was I listened to the album a second time, but I still really enjoy this song. The guitar in it is just AMAZING. For some reason when he says “don’t call me baby again” I literally DON’T know why but that gets me feeling SOME TYPE OF WAY. I was FREAKING OUT when he swore on the album, he is a new man. This song is just beautiful.

TRACK EIGHT: SHE 🌹

When I first listened to the song, I was not a fan of She. I didn’t like how long Mitch’s guitar solo was, so for the first week that the album was out, this song was the only skip on the album for me. However, I listened to the song again 2 days ago, I realized how much of a bop it is? Like I am EMBARRASSED for saying this was a skippable song, and I am EMBARRASSED for skipping Mitch’s guitar solo even though it is BEAUTIFUL and it is what he DESERVES. And I’m sorry, but the line “she sleeps in his bed, while he plays pretend, so pretend” gives me LARRY VIBES IM SORRY BUT IT DOES. When people started posting theories about what the song was about I was like OMG WAIT IT MAKES SENSE THAT THE SONG WOULD BE ABOUT HARRY FEMININE SIDE OMG and now the song just means so much.

TRACK NINE: SUNFLOWER VOL. 6 🌻

SUNFLOWER! MY EYES! WANT YOU MORE THAN A MELODY! This song SLAPS. It’s not my favourite, but it’s definitely up there. I love the “kiss in the kitchen” part in the song where his voice is all high and light. It’s just so soft 🥺. I knew this song would slap before it even came out because every song called Sunflower is a bop. Like Sunflower by Rex Orange County? A bop. Sunflower by Post Malone? A bop. And NOW, Sunflower by Harry Styles? Yes please!!!!! This song slaps and that’s on period.

TRACK TEN: CANYON MOON 🏔

SO I KEEP THINKING BACK TO, THE TIME UNDER THE CANYON MOOOooooOOON. This song is my FAVOURITE on the album. I used to not like it that much, but it ALSO (I’m sorry) gives me Larry vibes. There is not much to say other than that this is biggest BOP on the album. The guitar, the harmony, the whistling, this song is just so cute.

TRACK ELEVEN: TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS 🌸

This song gives me such elementary school choir vibes, but I love it. I love the chorus, and the message, and everything about it. This and Sunflower are both not my favourites, but high up. You can see the development in Harry as a person as the album continues, the line “feeling good in my skin, I just keep on dancing” just made me so happy because I was so satisfied with the feeling that Harry is finally HAPPY and CONFIDENT. When he kept saying “it’s ok”, no joke, I started SOBBING. OMG and at the end when he was just screaming??? Literally the best. This song is just incredible.

TRACK TWELVE: FINE LINE 🌈

This. Song. Makes. Me. Cry. EVERYTIME. The message is incredible, the instrumentals, the instruments used, his voice, the metaphors used, I just love everything about it. This song has no flaws. You can even hear his confidence and happiness grow as the song goes on. The song starts of quiet and soft, and it grows to full on trumpets, drums, echoes, high notes... the whole thing is just impeccable. He ended the album by saying “we’ll be alright” and I literally DON’T KNOW WHY but those 3 words made me start sobbing... again. There are like 10 seconds of just nothing at the end of the song, no singing, no instruments, nothing, but those 10 seconds add so much, and I never skip them even though I’m not listening to anything. Whenever I listen to this song I need those 10 seconds to just process how good this song is. Some may complain about this song being “too long”, but honestly I wish this song lasted forever.

😊

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Season 5, Chapter 5. Time to see how wrong my theory is~~ 

(PLEASE AVOID SCROLLING DOWN IF YOU’RE ON MOBILE, THIS HAS SO MANY SPOILERS~)

WELP THEY JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT DIDN’T THEY?? Also “Davey whyyy?”

“What are you doing?” *Screams* I mean, he is pretty shaken up. Don’t blame him for being so on edge.

“I’m so hungry, I could die!” Oh, Nikki....sweetie....no....

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.” Y’ALL LET HIM LIVE....Oh, wait.....bad phrasing

“I saw a ghost once. He helped me find a dog!” AWWWWW HE REMEMBERS

“NOBODY! I DIDN’T MEAN IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M SORRY!” Ohhhhhh this is the good shit. THIS IS THE GOOD SHHHHIIIIIIITTTT

OH SHIT, THE SLO-MO OF REALIZATION. GHOSTS ARE REAL MAX~~~~~

“Perhaps he just happens to LOOK like someone David knew as a kid.” I mean.....that’s a completely fair assumption to make. Fucking Daniel is straight up identical to David, so it’s not out of the ordinary for Neil to assume that Jasper is not the same kid from Davey’s childhood.

“The guy’s acting like he straight up MURDERED this kid!” ....WELL. MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT WHICH KID DID THE MURDERING. MAYBE IT’S ACTUALLY DAVEY WHO’S TAKING AFTER BIG BROTHER FELIX IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

HE BURNED HIS LIGHT UP SHOES OH MAN

“They just come back to get you in the end~” God, the foreshadowing in this is so thick I could get stuck in it

Oh, hey Campbell, nice to see you again. Also oh no, the camp is totally shutting down forever and will never be open again-wait.

I’m living for all these bitter ass looks Jasper keeps shooting Davey. What a salty boy.

“Since you both asked-” “I didn’t.” I am starting to REALLY like Jasper a lot more than I did before. Not that I didn’t like him but like....I was just never as into his character as everyone else. But I’m LOVING this salty motherfucker.

OHHH MAN THESE BOYS ARE GOING TO SPOOKY ISLAND~~~~~~ TIME FOR DEATH ! TIME FOR DEATH !

Or...Regular Island. Ha, nice.

Awww RIP Gregg and Darla’s jobs. It’s okay, guys, I still love you.

Awwwwwwww.

“Hush. Not in front of the microwave.”

“He seems more like the kind of guy who would set you up to take the fall.” MY THEORY IS BEING PROVEN WRONG IN THE MOST EXCITING AND FORESHADOWING OF WAYS. DAVEY’S ABSOLUTELY GONNA FUCK UP AND GET JASPER KILLED AND IT’S GONNA BE CAMPBELL’S FAULT AND IT’S GONNA HURT AND I CANNOT WAIT.

“I fell down a cliff and was attacked by BEARS!” Like...seriously, Davey, he’s probably traumatized. It was more than just a bad day.

“Why do you think the floor was so sticky.” Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

THE FUCKING SITCOM MUSIC I’M LAUGHING

“Don’t be mad at Davey, he didn’t know what he was doing.” AWWWW THAT’S ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET. I’M SO SORRY I EVEN THOUGHT OF DOUBTING YOU JASPER....

Hey I think I found out where Jasper’s body is.

DAVEY YOU BITCH ASS SNITCH

OH SHIT

WELP

THAT’S A DEAD FUCKING KID, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS. NO ‘HIS HAPPINESS WAS WHAT ACTUALLY DIED’, HE’S FUCKING DEAD. AND NO FUCKING WAY THERE’S A BODY LEFT AFTER THAT.

Also you know what dang rhymes with?

BANG~~

“I mainly just wanted to tell him I’m sorry.” I’M SO FUCKING SORRY I HOPED YOU WERE SECRETLY A BAD GUY, JASPER. 

NEIL, YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD BOY :’))))

OOOOOOH HOHOHOHOHOHO DAVID DIDN’T KNOOOOOWWWWWWWW

KIDS DON’T KEEP THAT FROM HIM.

“I think I learned from it.” OOOOOHHHH GOD, YOU’RE GONNA THROW THAT ADORABLE DADVID MOMENT AT ME LIKE THAT OUT OF NOWHERE THANK YOU BASED WRITERS

DAVID GAVE HIM THE IDEA FOR CAMP CAMP.......DAVID INVENTED CAMP CAMP......Which is funny, given how Miles is the co-creator of the show.

WOW THEY JUST KEEP GIVING US SO MUCH OUT OF NOWHERE. Also Campbell’s in the prison. Where’s that twinkie bitch. Come on, RT, where is he??? You know you wanna bring him back....

The Millers are adorable. That is all.

YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH CAMPBELL.......No twinkie bitch, but HOLY S H I T WHAT A CLIFFHANGER OF AN EPISODE. WHAT THE FUCK’S GONNA HAPPEN TO DAVID??~ Also Campbell said he had proof that it was all Davey’s idea. Wonder if that means we WILL get Twinkie Bitch in a future episode to back up Campbell’s claims (bet he’d be willing to toss David behind bars after what happened).

MAN THAT WAS A GREAT GODDAMN EPISODE. I was COMPLETELY wrong in my theory, but I am so okay with that because CAMPBELL’S FUCKING PISSED AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHERE THAT LEADS. WILL DAVID GO TO JAIL?? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CAMP, AND TO THE CAMPERS??? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MAX, WHO IS FINALLY WARMING UP TO DAVID?? ...Oh man, imagine him being forced to see the man he’s slowing coming to see as a father figure being dragged off to prison.

...I mean, obviously it won’t happen and David will either be arrested by the end of the season for a surefire means of getting season 4, only to be released next season. Or Ered will be like ‘Hey Dads, Campbell’s full of shit and David’s a good dude.’

I’m so fucking excited.

[nitewrighter]

mannnnn i sort of want more blackwatch gency angst since retribution started. he's just so angery and impatient and so different from recall genji

OOOOOHHHH I had some ideas for this today!!! 

—

“…and this is on us. No, obviously this is Overwatch’s responsibility, yes, this is a failure of Overwatch’s character, but this is on us because we gave them this power to begin with. This has happened over and over again through history— You look at Caesar or Andrew Jackson—when a war ends, generals assume power, and we were all too happy to lend our so-called ‘heroes’ power after the Omnic crisis. And look where it’s gotten us.”

Mercy could hear the commentator through the door, her stomach twisting in knots. She took a steadying breath and opened the door to the nearly-empty rec room where a large flatscreen television displayed several news reporters and political commentators seated around a table while images of Blackwatch’s fiasco in Venice were displayed behind them. Genji was alone in the room, cross legged on the couch, red eyes fixed to the screen.

 “Commander Reyes’s statement was that they proceeded unsanctioned by Strike Commander Morrison,” another commentator cut in, “It could very well be that a judgment call was made on Reyes’s part and—”

“At best, Reyes proceeding without command from Morrison indicates incompetence on Morrison’s part, but I highly doubt that’s the case…” a third commentator cut in.

“The question we have to ask ourselves now is that is Overwatch protecting the people, or is Overwatch protecting Overwatch?” the first commentator stated, prompting nodding and murmured agreements around the table.

“…Are you sure you want to watch this?” asked Mercy.

Genji’s gaze broke away from the screen only briefly to turn his head and look at her over his shoulder. He turned away and continued watching the screen.

“We should know what the world thinks of us, shouldn’t we?” he asked.

Mercy sighed and tucked her hair back, then took a seat on the couch next to Genji. “Just… you know how the 24 hour news cycle can be–they sensationalize. They’ll say whatever they have to to keep your atten–”

“What really worries me is that the bodies of Talon agents recovered from the mission showed signs of biotic decay,” the second commentator cut in, and Mercy cut herself off and looked at the screen as well.

“Moira,” Mercy’s brow furrowed and the name slipped out of her, a furious simmering growl in her throat. She would have to talk with Jack later.

 “This means Overwatch is weaponizing biotics!” the commentator went on, “It’s time Overwatch gives the public full disclosure and tells us exactly what it’s doing in its science division.”

“Stuff like this, apparently,” said the third commentator, hitting a button on their tablet and bringing up a massive picture of Genji on the screen behind them.

“Good god I still can’t get used to that,” said the first commentator.

Dread was pooling in Mercy’s stomach and she looked over at Genji, his arms folded tight around him, the nails of his organic hand digging into the synthetic muscles of his prosthetic arm.

“I think we should turn it off–” Mercy started.

“No,” said Genji.

The image of Genji was half blurred by movement and yet still clearly terrifying. Sword a red slash of color, dripping in blood, red eyes glaring.from behind a mask, loose wires dangling off of him. He was unrecognizable–most of the civilian footage recovered that night was shaky and blurry and that was a saving grace, though it sent the conspiracy theories online spiraling out of control.

“Look, I think we need to remember that in the wake of the Omnic crisis, prosthetics are fairly common-place—” said the second commentator.

“This goes beyond simple prosthetics,” said the first commentator, “This is taking–god, I don’t know how much of that thing is human—and affixing it to a weapon. Overwatch isn’t just weaponizing biotics. It’s weaponizing people. Are these the people we want touting the world’s ideals of peace and progress–”

Mercy grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. Genji showed little reaction.

“They don’t know,” Mercy said stiffly, “They don’t understand.” 

“…I think they understand completely,” said Genji standing up.

“Genji–” Mercy started.

“Even if they did know the whole story, what then? I was a killer before I was given this body. My enlistment into Overwatch undermined Japan’s government and law enforcement. Everything about what I am only confirms what they already know.”

Mercy’s mouth was hanging open. She felt like there should be a counter-argument to that, but any words were dying in her throat. Genji’s red eyes were boring into her, somehow both so angry and so numb. Finally he broke his gaze away from her. “I suppose you had a point earlier,” he muttered, “There’s little this news can tell me that I don’t already know.” He turned on his heel and began walking away from her, “If you have need of me, I’ll be in the training facility.”

“You’re not—” she finally blurted out and he stopped and looked over his shoulder at her. “…You’re not just what they say you are.” she said, “You don’t have to be.”

There was a long pause between them. Something had softened in those red eyes, shifting them from numb to questioning before he broke eye contact and faced away from her once again. “What I am is whatever is necessary to destroy the Shimada clan,” he said simply before walking off.

Mercy’s arms tightened around herself as the door shut behind him, leaving her alone. 

[srbachchan1]

Day 138

Chowdhury bari, Burdwan       June 18, 2021 Fri , 11:36 pm

So you have to respect the good spirits which preside in these historians of morality !! .. but it is unfortunately a fact that historical spirit itself is lacking in them, they have been left in the lurch by all the good spirits of history itself !! .. as is now established philosophical practice, they all think in a way that is essentially unhistorical .. this can’t be doubted ..

The idiocy of their moral genealogy is revealed at the outset when it is a question of conveying the descent of the concept and judgment of ‘good ’ .. ‘Originally’ they decree ‘unegoistic acts were praised and called good by their recipients, in other words, by the people to whom they were useful .. later, everyone forgot the origin of the praise and because such acts had always been habitually praised as good, people also began to experience them as good .. as if they were something good as such’ ..

We can see at once .. this first deduction contains all the typical traits of idiosyncratic English psychologists .. we have ‘usefulness’, ‘forgetting’, ‘habit’ and finally ‘error’, all as the basis of a respect for values of which the higher man has hitherto been proud, as though it were a sort of general privilege of mankind. This pride must be humbled, this valuation devalued .. has that been achieved ? ..

Now for me, it is obvious that the real breeding ground for the concept ‘good’ has been sought and located in the wrong place by this theory .. the judgment ‘good’ does not emanate from those to whom goodness is shown !! ..

Instead it has been ‘the good’ themselves, meaning the noble, the mighty, the high-placed and the high-minded, who saw and judged themselves and their actions as good, I mean first rate, in contrast to everything lowly, low-minded, common and plebeian ..

It was from this pathos of distance that they first claimed the right to create values and give these values names .. usefulness was none of their concern !! .. the standpoint of usefulness is as alien and inappropriate as it can be to such a heated eruption of the highest rank-ordering and rank defining value judgments .. this is the point where feeling reaches the opposite of the low temperatures needed for any calculation of prudence or reckoning of usefulness .. and not just for once, for one exceptional moment, but permanently ..

The pathos of nobility and distance, as I said, the continuing and predominant feeling of complete and fundamental superiority of a higher ruling kind in relation to a lower kind, to those ‘below’ .. that is the origin of the antithesis ‘good’ and ‘bad’ .. (The seigneurial privilege of giving names even allows us to conceive of the origin of language itself as a manifestation of the power of the rulers ..they say ‘this is so and so’, they set their seal on everything and every occurrence with a sound and thereby take possession of it, as it were) ..

It is because of this origin that from the outset, the word ‘good’ is absolutely not necessarily attached to ‘unegoistic’ actions .. as the superstition of these moral genealogists would have it ..

On the contrary, it is only with a decline of aristocratic value judgments that this whole antithesis between ‘egoistic’ and ‘unegoistic’ forces itself more and more on man’s conscience .. it is, to use my language, the herd instinct which, with that, finally gets its word in (and makes words) ..

And even then it takes long enough for this instinct to become sufficiently dominant for the valuation of moral values to become enmeshed and embedded in the antithesis (as is the case in contemporary Europe, for exampleb, the prejudice which takes ‘moral’, ‘unegoistic’ and ‘désintéressé as equivalent terms already rules with the power of a ‘fixed idea’ and mental illness) ..

This is a screenshot of me during a online class .. which was took by my friend .. and I should tell you that time when it was taken I was answering to the question that ask to me by our History teacher ..

Ooooohhhh .. History .. Horrible ..

GN

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E19

We gotta wait two weeks until the rest of the episodes!!!  Which is actually a pretty smart move because “Infinity War” premieres next week.

Initial thoughts and predictions about the last three episodes of S4 are included as well after the reaction.

AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

*imitates the Epic Voice Trailer guy doing the Gotham commercials*

OK, this recap is totally full of spoilers for me because I haven’t seen those episodes yet so this is my first time seeing Ra’s in action and I’m trying to catch up with this show...

What did they inject her [Tabitha] with?

OK Barbara, what are you doing?

*Some League Members sneak attack Barbara*  Oh wow!

“How should I know?!?  You’re ninjas!”  That’s... racist...

“I’m [Barbara] the Demon’s Head.  My hand is a freaking lightbulb!”  *snorts*

So the Demon’s Head can tell.. the future... with the flashlight hand?  OK...

Bruce, your car’s so loud!

“You don’t have a covert mode on this thing?”  No, cause it’s not the Batmobile yet!

*Bruce quiets the exhaust down*  Ohhhh... there we go!

“All I know is it’s about Barbara and it’s important.”  WHY? Why would you go along with that?

Bruce, why?  Just get back in the Batmobile!

 “Barbara needs our help.”  Why?

They’re gonna bring him [Ra’s] back from the dead?!?

I like this music here [that plays when the other League members take some of Bruce’s blood to bring back Ra’s]

Ohhh my God!

Ooooohhhhhh my God!

Wait, what about the Lazarus Pit?  Can’t they use that?  Just... throw him in?

Yeah, didn’t Sofia get shot in the forehead?  How is she still alive?

“What am I [Ed] to you [Lee]?”  Good question.

What the hell is this storyline?  Like, where are we going with this?

Freaking Oswald...

That sass, oh my god...

DID HE [Ra’s] JUST RIP OUT THE DUDE’S THROAT?

I knew Barbara wasn’t gonna last as the Demon’s Head!

Ohhhhhh who called it??  I did!

“I heard your offer.  And here’s my counter...”  Bite me.

“Bite me.”  There we go!

“Ohhhh... God, are you kidding me?!?!?”  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

“We did not come here to fight.”  No, you [Oswald] came here to mope.  And bitch and complain, Oswald.

“Little advice:  be sure to skim some off the top when she tosses you aside.”  What?  I’m sorry, what?

“Turns out the old boy’s club don’t appreciate a woman calling the shots.”  I don’t think it’s that....

“I [Barbara] need to do my own thing.”  Uhhhhhh.... Barbara, no...

How are they doing Ra’s half-dead zombie mouth?  Is that prosthetics or CGI?

“You [Barbara] think that [the lady in the painting] was you?  She was just a whore...”  Ooooohhhh....

“You really thought you were an incarnated queen?  But in truth, you’re just an unstable nightclub owner whose greatest accomplishment was the murder of her own parents!”  Oooooohhhh....

Now there’s more flesh on his [Ra’s] hand now.  There we go.

OHHHH... WOW!

WE GOT SWORD-FIGHTING RA’S AL GHUL!  YES!!

*accidentally whacks laptop with a clothes hanger in excitement*

Oh that looks AWESOME!

*Ra’s impales a League member through the back with his sword from across the street*  OHH WOW!

Bruce just looks pissed!

Are they [people from the Narrows] eating bugs?

Oh yeah, she’s [Lee] like the leader of the Narrows

When is Lee gonna get back to Gotham?

“You don’t get it, Jim.”  No, I don’t get your [Lee’s] storyline.

“We’re gonna kill the son of a bitch [Ra’s].”  How?

Why does Bruce have to the one to kill Ra’s?

*laughs*  Uhh, what?

I like Alfred’s suit

Ohh my God!  Haha, they’re [Alfred and Tabitha] pretending to be married!

[Selina gets lowered down through the roof to steal the knife] *starts scatting the Mission Impossible theme*

And they [the embassy security] don’t even notice the knife being gone!

No cameras were on or anything that caught that?  Really?

I don’t like this whole split personality thing going on with Ed.

 I don’t like this...

Or... plot twist!  What happens if like both personalities figure out what’s happening and they kinda *claps hands together*  merge together or something like that?  I don’t know.

Selina, what are you doing?

“Give me [Barbara] the knife!”  Noooo

“Stay back, muffin!”  “Don’t you even go there, love!”  Hahahaha!

*Barbara points a gun at Bruce*  Really?

*Barbara shoots out the tires*  Oh, that’s mean...

Nooooo... they [Tabitha, Barbara, and Selina] took the Batmobile!

“That lovestruck moron, Ed, is floating down a river of dopamine deep within the primitive circuit of my brain and I need you to help me drown him.”  Ohhh.. wow.

“And how big is the score?”  “Uh, about a hundred million.  A piece.”  Ohh, big payload.

“Stabby-stab!”

“Maybe call back up?”  “I [Barbara] did!  Here they are!”  Really?!?

“Selina, we’re strongest when we’re together.”  But this is a terrible plan!

Does she have to do a special spell or all she has to do is lift up her flashlight hand [to summon Ra’s]? 

Like “for the glory of Merlin, daylight is at my command!’ kind of thing...

Jim, what are you up to?

45 branches?!?  Of a bank?!?  In one city?

*Ra’s appears after the lights flicker and go out for a moment*  Ohhhh that’s cool!

“Ouch.”  HAHAHA!

*Ra’s throws Barbara through a glass window*  Oooooohhhh, wow!

*Bruce runs in and tackles Ra’s off of Barbara*  Ohhhh, Bruce in with the assist!

What?

Oh, it’s the future!

*Barbara sees Ra’s kill Tabitha*  Ohhhhh....

Wait, it’s another future thing!

“[Ra’s] You win.  Just don’t hurt her [Tabitha].”  Oh snap.

Ra’s funeral outfit that he’s wearing currently, with the hood, looks pretty sweet.  And with the ascot tucked into the vest.. that’s nice stuff.

*Ra’s starts transforming back into himself after getting the Demon’s Head back*  Uhhhh... everybody run?

Ohhhhh.... wow!

*Ra’s breaks the knife in half*  Shiiiiiiitt!

Bruce’s probably like “Man, I gotta learn how to do that Stealth Hi-Bye in the shadows like Ra’s does!”

Oh he [The Riddler] double-crossed them [Oswald and Butch]!

“If you come against Lee, you come against me.”  *cue incredulous look toward screen*

Take a shot every time Oswald goes into crazy yelling mode

Wasn’t it like a few episodes ago where the Riddler broke Oswald out of Arkham and they had their whole working together thing?

I like that shot of Ed putting on the bowler hat

Lee...

“[Lee] You know your rights.”  Oh wow.  Cold!

Barbara, what are you wearing?  That’s hideous.

*Barbara’s League members pledge their loyalty to her*  Ooohhh, so she has her own army now?!?

Ohhh... OK, things are getting interesting!

Can’t they just forge it [the knife] back together?

*Bruce leans in to kiss Selina*  Oh oh ooh ooooohhhhhhh....

*Ra’s interrupts*  OOOHH!!

Has he [Ra’s] been there the whole time?

“You have no idea what I’ll become.”  “Of course I do.  At least, what you could become.”  He’s telling the future!

“When I took back the Demon’s Head, I saw a vision of a cataclysmic event soon to befall this city.”  No Man’s Land!

“A cleansing fire that will purify, destroy, create.”  Ohhh..

“I will use it as a mighty forge, molding you into a dark knight of Gotham.”  Aaaahhhh!!

Oh wow!

OK, does that mean that for the No Man’s Land storyline coming up, does that we’re gonna get a “Batman Begins” kind of situation?  Where they would have to close off the Narrows and leave Scarecrow to go nuts in there.. and then...

“A cleansing fire...” yeah, they’re gonna try to burn it down!  Yeah, it’s gonna be like the Great Fire of London and burn Gotham down to the ground.  Are they gonna have that as well as the earthquake?  Because with No Man’s Land, the earthquake caused the government to segregate Gotham from the rest of the world (like no one was allowed in or out).  So how is this gonna work?

Or maybe Ra’s hasn’t seen like the whole future yet... no, he has to know, because Barbara had that whole Butterfly effect thing with seeing what decisions were bad for her to make.  So maybe he’s not telling Bruce the whole truth...

And with Season 5, if we ever get a Season 5, is gonna be a soft reboot because they’re gonna bring in more Batman-related elements so probably in the season finale, Bruce is gonna step up his vigilante game and all that (but I highly doubt he’s gonna go full Batman at the age of 18 like whoa, little soon, buddy).

And promo pictures of some of the villains doing their own thing were released already, so that’s probably how this season’s gonna end.  Wow.  Because we have Jeremiah stepping in as the Proto-Joker (who looks eerily like young Jack Napier from the 1989 Batman), and then all the others... wow!

And then, what’s gonna happen to Ecco?  She’s his [Jeremiah] bodyguard!  Like, he said that she pledged his life to him or something like that and he looked pretty freaked out when he though Ecco was in danger.  I don’t know what’s gonna happen to her.... I really hope she lives.  I know there’s a lot of theories going around about her.. there’s a theory that she’s gonna be Harley Quinn, which I’m not sure about.... while I kinda find it interesting, I’m more leaning toward the fact that there is another character from “No Man’s Land” named Echo, and that’s who she is.  Or...theory time:  what if Ecco ends up teaming up with Bruce and Gordon and she’s like “Hey, so Jeremiah’s going off the deep end and I want to make sure you guys can take him down rightfully but in order to do that, I’m gonna be a double agent for you guys and still work with Jeremiah as his bodyguard.”  I can see that happening...

How is the end of this season gonna go?

[sandy2p]

Dialogue lines that will probably never see the light of day

all lines would've been said by my original character, Thanatos Winters. Surgeon by day, surgeon by night. It depends how he's scheduled... Doesn't help he got a special blood transfusion and now has tangible shadows he controls like an extra set of limbs... "... And you chose to leave the house looking like THAT?" "That's a stupid reason; I'm already a g-...... Nevermind, I shouldn't say that..." "So basically every app on my phone makes said devics illegal? You guys are worse than the Amish; it's just fucking Solitaire..." "Okay I lied; I have Pokemon GO in here..." "I saw something back there that I can't bring myself to describe. I need to sit down and cry for a good two hours." "If you're a pirate, then why haven't I heard any of you guys sing a shandy? I think you're lying to me..." "Ky, I know you don't trust me right now due to circumstantial prejudice, but I need you to listen to me..." "So, I have no idea how to tell you this gently, so I'm just going to give it to you straight even though you're gonna take it gay. Trust me, it'll be funnier after it happens." -standing in the ruins of a once-proud Taco Bell- "YOU MANIACS!!! YOU DESTROYED IT!!!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!" "Maybe my previous theory of being unaffected by what I like to call 'Jim Jones' Kool-Aid Vibes' was incorrect. It explains the nightmares and the whispers I hear sometimes that tell me to kill you guys. I usually drown it out with music or ignore it due to years of practice being an older brother, so it's okay." "I can't believe I'm going to die before I get a chance to see Star Wars VIII. Life is cruel..." "......... I can explain the extra appendages, but I choose not to due to time travel theory." "There's a vampire in this current time, but y'all don't have olives anywhere? This is fucking bullshit. Oh, you got SeanConnery Vamp here but no marinated olives anywhere on this earth??? I need to go home. My brother's probably eating my olives as we speak, the little whore..." "It's not that I don't respect you; it's just that I don't think I can trust someone who thought it was a great idea to wear that outfit and not expect to be called out on your shitty life choices." "I'm going to die here and my wife is going to be so pissed at me..." "You don't understand what it's like to not be able to wake up and have a morning quickie with your wife regularly. And don't argue back, I know you turn gay in the future so technically I'm right!" "Oh, BIC pen, how would I survive without you?" "I'm a doctor; I'm not a fucking therapist..." "In my expert opinion as a doctor; that's fucked up." "... And that's why I don't drink anymore." "Ooooohhhh he's gonna be pissed when he finds out~~~~ I'm gonna tell you right now that offering tea and making a teabag joke is going to make it worse... Hehe... teabag..." "OH GOD HE TOUCHED MY NIPPLE!!!" "Of all the forest paths in all the world, they had to walk into mine..." "I want to say something, but your bicep alone can kill me so I'm going to stay quiet."

[youremyonlyhope]

Oathbreaker

Oh no is this episode gonna make me sad? Last episode was actually kind of happy.

Oh wow. “Brief nudity” so we have levels of nudity now? I KNEW IT WAS THE SAME WOMAN HELPING THE HARPIES. When we saw her the second time I was like “Was that... no... probably not.” BUT IT WAS. THE RECAP SAYS IT WAS. Oh wow we’re back in the Dothraki’s land for the first time since like... season 2 I guess. Ooooohhhh I liked the map coming up on Meereen from the other direction. Jon sat up like Frankenstein’s monster. If that wasn’t purposeful, then it’s funny. So are those stab wounds gonna heal, or is Jon gonna be like my poor baby Owen and live a half-life that means he never heals? Awwww Jon made a beeline for Edd. Ugh don’t want to watch Sam be seasick. Oh Sam. Also I literally didn’t watch this scene at all. I just listened to the audio. And it was gross. “I’d never do that to the father of my son.” Aww Gilly. “That’s my father.” “That man beside him is Howland Reed, Meera’s father.” WAIT WHAT. They’re just not even addressing it. Did Meera say her father knew his father? I literally cannot remember. ..Is Lyanna giving birth to Jon up in the tower (going by my practically confirmed half-theory based on spoilers)... is that who’s screaming right now... He HEARD Bran? So can wargs actually time travel, not just view past moments????

Wait a second. I’d always wondered how those other trees got faces on them. Is this how? The roots grow through the person so much, only their face is left made of bark?

“You thought he would conquer the world with you at his side.” Hey! Correction! Dany thought SHE would conquer the world with Khal Drogo at her side. Ok fine she wasn’t that ambitious at that time but still. That’s what would have happened. Ok this Harpy woman has a name, Vala. The way Missandei just blinked at Tyrion when he quoted himself. Amazing. Qyburn takes care of the children too? Healing wounds? Getting rid of horrible fathers? I love Qyburn. I’m terrified of finding out something truly horrible about him.... SO THE BIRDS ARE CHILDREN. I kind of suspected that, but then eventually thought maybe it was random people. But yay confirmation that it’s kids. If they revealed that it’s the kids way earlier on than this, then ignore me because I am forgetful. Ok, Qyburn’s the new Varys. I’m getting super sleepy... just gotta get through like 10 more minutes... Ugh I love Arya so much and her journey to become Faceless. Ok. So. Either Arya’s about to die... or my theory that this fountain is just normal water is correct. Hmmm... so maybe it has healing properties and killing properties? OH NO. OSHA NO. AND IS RICKON WITH HER? OH GOD NO. THEY’VE BEEN OFF DOING WHATEVER FOR LIKE A SEASON AND A HALF NOW. No don’t you dare dump a direwolf head don’t you dare don’t you dare NOOOOOOOOO I don’t know if Olly deserves to be hung... he as wrong but he was also a kid who was traumatized... Oh shut up Countrycide, no one likes you. Oh god.... Olly... Good riddance to Countrycide though. Wait Jon babe what!? I mean, Edd’s the best person to take over. BUT WHAT. “My watch is ended.” HUH

I mean. I was sitting here a few minutes ago thinking “So what oath is gonna get broken... the episode’s nearly done...” AND IT’S JON’S OATH. HUH!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S1E15

AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

He [Gerald] has a very green eye!

[Thunder Rumbling]

That... is a lot... of rosaries

Oh no, the electricity went out.  Looks like somebody’s gonna die!

Was that a growl?

“Hello?”  *singing to the tune of “Animal Mystery Song” from Zoboomafoo”*  Who could it be?  This murderer whomst I don’t see?  Can you help me guess this- there he is....

Whoa....

Fight Club!

Craaaaap!

*Fish almost gets jumped by two rapists*  Craaaaaaapp...

“Here's a promise, boys.  The first of you to come at me will die like *snap* that.  The second will die slow.  So, boys, who's first?“  Oooohhh!

*snaps fingers*

And it’s snowing!

Oh did they [Jim and Lee] go on a date this time?

I like the blue lighting on the bridge in the background behind them [Jim and Lee]

“What about the bedroom?”  “The bedroom I [Lee] think you'd [Jim] like.”  “Yeah? Taxi!“  Hahaha!

“I'm [Lee] coming to work at the GCPD.  I'm you're new medical examiner.“  Oh yay!

:D

*absolutely squicks out when Gerald starts using a meat grinder* 

I mean, I’m used to gore, but I don ‘t like when machines are involved!  EEEUUUGGHHH!!

Craaap, does he inject it in Jonathan?  Does he use Jonathan as a test subject?  God... man...

*Gerald injects himself with the fear toxin*  Ohhhh, nevermind!

What’s his [Gerald’s] fear?

*imitates Alfred saying “Master Bruce”*

[Bruce] Hug!  Alfred!

Hug!  Alfred!  Come on!

“Maroni will surely try and kill me [Oswald].”  “Yes.  The lamps should go.“  *snorts*

“I can have the club?  It's mine?“  *cups hands around mouth*  Call it the Iceberg Lounge!

“As for Maroni, leave him to me [Falcone].“  Mmmm... interesante...

“Office romance always ends in tears.  Tears!  “It's not gonna be like that.  Trust me [Jim].“  Season 3, buddy, Season 3.

Bruuuce, what are you doing?

“See, Gerald had a theory that fear was an evolutionary flaw in humans.  War, rape, theft, murder It was all caused by fear.“  Really?

“Gerald wasn't trying to prove he was right about fear.  He was trying to cure himself of it.“  Why?

Crane developed protocols for two inoculations, himself and somebody else Subject B.”  “Ooh! I wonder who that is!”  Subject B... it’s Jonathan!  It has to be the son!

Why do they [Gerald and Jonathan] live in a dilapidated house?

So, he’s [Gerald] using the hormones... to get over his fear...OK...

Oh, he’s trying to adjust to it [his fear]... so that he can conquer it.  OK...

“Are you ready, Jonathan?  Are you ready, son?“  Nooooo!

Take these [invitations] to everybody on the list.  But not this one.  This one I [Oswald] want to deliver in person.“  Ohhh, he’s gonna invite his mom...

The guy who plays Mace looks really familar... I don’t know why.  It’s definitely the eyes...

AN:  Babs Olusanmokun also played one of the members of the Hand in “The Defenders”

Noooo, he’s [Oswald] gonna deliver it [the invitation] to Jiiimm!!

What the hell, Oswald?

I like this music actually

“What I want, the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you'll die.“  Nothing!

“Are you [Ed] asking me [Oswald] a riddle?”  Yes he is.

“Did you know that male emperor penguins keep their eggs warm by balancing them on their feet?   Isn't that neat?“  *actually takes a moment to snicker into her sleeve*

“Nice to meet you [Ed], sir.  Keep moving.“  You guys are gonna have a really weird history coming up so...

“It's good to see you [Jim], old friend.“  ‘Old friend?’ He has the audacity to call Jim ‘old friend?’

“I [Jim] don’t want you [Oswald] coming here.”  Oooohhh, yes!  Make him leave!  Yes!

“[Jim] One day soon, you'll need my help.”  “You'll come to me [Oswald].”  True!  Season 2!

Seriously, someone give Oswald a cane or something.

*Jim throws Oswald’s invitation in the trash*  Ohhh!

[Gerald] YOU’RE WASTING HALF YOUR STUFF WHEN YOU *mimics using syringe*

What’s he [Jonathan] see?  What does he see?!?

I like the natural lighting that they use on this scene with Bruce in the woods

*Bruce falls down a hill in the woods*  Crap!

That is a lovely house!

“He's the meanest son of a mother bitch in the courthouse.“  Son of a mother bitch... ‘son of a mother bitch’ was an insult that I literally just heard on this show.

What’s Jonathan scared of?

Oh, he [Jonathan] running.  He’s running!

Scarecrow!

Wait, what if Jonathan isn’t afraid of anything but something happens here:  then he becomes afraid of scarecrows, like the one right behind him!

What’s he [Jonathan] scared of?  Which is gonna soon be scarecrows but c’mon!  What- what is it?

*Bruce starts climbing up the hill with a sprained ankle*  Where’s your backpack?

There ya go.

I don’t think a stick is gonna help, bud.

*Mace starts hitting on Fish*  Ooohhh, bad idea....

*Fish slices Mace’s throat*  Ooooohhhh!!!

What’s he [Gerald] doing?

*Gerald gives Jonathan a full syringe of fear toxin*  Noooooooo!!!

*gasps when Gerald gets shot*

“It's all right, son! It's all right!“  *clutches chest and groans* 

They need to get him [Bruce] a dog!  Where’s Ace the Bat-hound?

“Hello there, Master Bruce.”  Freaking Alfred!

“Thanks for your help.”  “Yeah, I [Alfred] never got you [Bruce] down there, you know.“  *trying not to laugh*  Alfred!

“Well, Alfred, we can only stay if you think you can handle it.”  “If I can handle it?  Mate, this place is positively cushy compared to some of the places I've slept at.  Cup of tea, you cheeky monkey?“  :)

“Expensive stuff.  Let me see.”  Break the bottle!  He [Maroni] gonna break the bottle!

Drink ALL THE BOOZE!

*Bruce and Alfred watch the sunrise*  Oh, that’s lovely...

“I’ll [Lee] be discreet.”  Discreet works!

Hahaha, he’s [Jim] like *makes frustrated noises*

“All right, everyone gather around!”  *starts singing “Score Tonight” from “Grease 2″*

“My eyes!  They took my eyes!”  *bug eyes*

Whoooo the heck is this?

“Jonathan's brain activity shows he's in a constant state of intense terror.”  “How long until this goes away?”  “Well that's just the thing, Detective.  We can't be certain it ever will.“  *sighs*

“Imagine the thing you fear most in the world.  Imagine that it's all you see.  Every waking hour.“  Poor freaking kid...

*Jonathan starts hallucinating scarecrows* OOOOHHHHH!!!

WHhAAAAAAATTT?!?

YO, OH MY GOD!

*boogies out to ending theme*

Oh my God!  And we don’t get to see him [Jonathan] until Season 4!  Man!