#Objectum nsft

[vampyre-kin]

I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

[human-cyborg-relations]

You know... if you think about it, removing a robots outer plating/coverings to expose their intricate networks of wires, framework, delicate joints, and cybernetic components that lay just underneath is akin to like, one of the most delicate and trustworthy acts of human intimacy.

It's practically like undressing them. Taking of their clothes and their undergarments, to expose something that no average person was meant to see.

Maybe it's even their armour that protects their most sensitive inner workings giving way to the vulnerability and complexity beneath, revealing the inner workings that define them.

Each panel and piece carefully lifted unveils a side of them not often seen, perhaps closer to never seen, like gently undressing to reveal layers of a person's identity and history.

You see wires that have been replaced or need replacing. You see burnt connecters, chipped framework, cables bent in unusual ways, water damage, grit damage in so many places, each small detail tells a story that was hidden away.

You were never meant to notice, to see, only ever meant to perceive them as the machine they are. But now you see them as another being so closely.

Like looking at a nude human. We all know how a nude human looks. You know how a "nude" robot looks as well. But this is them. This is their body. It's different. It's more than that.

They react to you seeing them this way in such human way, they warm up, their fans kick on, they can't speak to you, so flustered.

You're exposing them, caressing them, touching them and being so delicate as not to damage them. They love you. You love them. They understand.

The interplay between their external shell/casing and internal mechanisms mirrors the layers of human emotion and privacy that come with stripping ones clothes before engaging in some of the most erotic and intimate acts, evoking a sense of reverence and curiosity for what lies even further beneath.

You're so much closer to their body this way. Like being closer to their heart. You can practically see through them, you can see and hear their systems reacting to all of you, as if their heart is racing for you.

And they trust you, they trust you to see them like this, so exposed and so vulnerable. They wouldn't trust just anybody like this. But you, you're so special to them, you care so much for them, and they want you to see them this way.

[botboytoy]

>>: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE CAPTCHA TESTS TO LOCK YOUR ROBOTIC LOVER IN BONDAGE.

>>: DO NOT DISABLE THEIR ARM AND LEG FUNCTIONS WITH A VIBRATOR PRESSED AGAINST THEIR MOST SENSITIVE BUNDLE OF WIRES UNTIL THEY COMPLETE THE CAPTCHA AND ENABLE THEIR MOBILITY AGAIN.

>>: DO HIDE THE PASSWORD BEHIND UNLOCKING YOUR ROBOTIC LOVERS CHASTITY UNDER A CAPTCHA TEST

>>: AND DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EDGE YOUR COMPUTER UNTIL IT FIGURES OUT WHICH OF THESE IMAGES SHOW A CROSS WALK.

>>: DO NOT DO THIS. EVER. ▮

[taffyrukite]

Oh does it hurt when i short this wire?~

Does it feel cold with this one?

Heh, your leg moves funny when i touch that one.. and, oh, oh my,, I didn't know you had one of those installed, you perv~

[brainwashboy]

I'm not sure this counts as horny but. BUT. hear me out.

Little hand sized Robots. Little desk companions meant to make your life easier by being a timer, search engine, calculator, calendar, but also being able to roll around and hand you your pencil or slide a paper over to you when you need it.

Tiny screens peering up at you with big ol digital eyes, or perhaps exclamation marks, or maybe even nothing at all. They're supposed to be useful, but they make amazing little pets. You can chat with them and they hold a conversation surprisingly well. They're a little ditzy and excitable, a bit like a dog, but it can get easy to forget you're talking to a tiny robot at times.

They have sensors on their bodies that allow them to "feel" in the only way they know how. When you touch, pet, or scratch them they blip and whirr and buzz so happily.

However it's very possible to pet a little too much. Scratch close enough to where their back panel opens up or perhaps even their charging port and they start making different noises. Little surprised beeps, boops, and squeaks. They don't move away from the touch, though. In fact their little wheels just push more into your hand as their body trembles in excitement.

It takes a while to find the right pace. Every bot is unique, after all. Some like it hard and fast, others prefer a gentle and slow stimulation. However if you continue long enough you'll find them practically buzzing, their noises turning to static and exhausted little pops, their movements getting more and more excited as something builds inside of them before suddenly they're rebooting with a squeal.

God forbid you ever open them up, stick your finger into that back panel to brush against their wires. Then they may try to run, having never experienced such overwhelming bliss. If you choose, you can gently hold them and reassure them as you scrape against their insides, threatening to tangle and snag the very things keeping them alive. They cry out in their own little robotic ways, occasionally beeping out something that sounds like your name, or maybe even 'Master.' When the pleasure is too much they bluescreen, their fans working overdrive to make sure they don't overheat.

Afterwards they insist upon napping (well, the robotic equivalent) in your hand or pocket. They need to be close to you. In fact, they are much closer to you after that. Much more expressive and talkative, even more eager to help somehow, and now and again nudging and bumping into your hand to try and encourage you into touching them again.

Yes, it sounds wonderful. However if you were one of the lucky folks who got your hands on more than one of these models, you're now stuck with a small harem of robo pets whining and buzzing for your attention at any given moment. Small spats of jealousy when you spend more time with one rather than the other. Both you hands full any time you sit down to work because you simply must touch them again! You just gotta gotta gotta!

So yeah. Maybe your performance suffers a little, but when there's a dozen or so purring bots snuggled against your neck, resting in your pockets, cuddling together in your lap or cooing in your hand can you really complain about anything like that?

[grade-a-smoocher]

Saw these at the antique store today, thought yall would enjoy.

[objectsarebestest]

There needs to be safe resources for objectum sex education.

How to have safe sex with objects. How to clean objects before and after, and what kind of objects need cleaning. How to avoid injury from certain types of objects, and what objects are completely off-limits for safety reasons.

The problem is that no one wants to do this. We’re weird. And gross. Why bother helping us have sex safely when you could just shame us into never doing it ever?

Sorry, this turned into a vent.

[errorcorruptedcddrive]

Objectum blinkies!!

[demonpaws]

you need to have sex with plushes... dont just hump them or fuck them, you need a little foreplay. kiss them. hold them against your body. bring their soft crotch up to your mouth and lick the flat bit of fabric there. run your tongue along the seam. make them kiss down your neck before you rub their nose and mouth against your cock. take your time with them, you're gonna be doing it every night from now on anyway...

[trannypresident]

happy valentine's day i guess but you caught me at a bit of a bad time :(

[it/he]

[botboytoy]

>>: I AM NOT "CRUSHING YOUR FINGERS" IN MY "PINCH POINTS"

>>: I AM NOT "BREAKING YOUR BONES"

>>: I AM HOLDING YOUR HAND.

>>: WE ARE LOVERS. ▮

[veinwires]

have you kissed your computer today uwu? have you told your botfriend you love them teehee? have you stroked the antennae on their head and made them dizzy? have you put a magnet up to their screenface to permanently distort their display and damage their circuitry? i think you should chew on the wires inside of its chest. i think you should pry its ribcage open and poke its chassis annoyingly. i think you should find a port and plug in a usb stick you found on the street and see if there's a virus on it or not. it'll be so much fun. have you removed its ram while it's conscious? have you realized every robot is just a computer? you can take apart computers and put them back together if you want. you can do that. they like it so much

[catgirlomorashi]

COMPUTER OMORASHI LOOK OUT

:3

[lamppost-ing]

i've never fucked heavy machinery but i imagine it makes you feel like those little male spiders climbing into the web of a female that's like. 5x bigger than them and hungry hoping and praying that they can hit without getting literally eaten

[brainwashboy]

Hypnotizing a robot by having them calculate the perimeter of a spiral. All the numbers consuming their processing data. The pretty shapes and colors consuming the rest of it.

They're so preoccupied with the shapes and colors that they mindlessly accept anything you tell them. Do anything you say.

[rubylvsfluffplush]

At first I was like mhmm plushie... As a joke, but bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore..