#PJ supremacy

[heavenlyvixen]

Bonzo and HAF.

[setsunaaaicons]

HARUKA. OHHHH MY GOD I CANNOT GET OVER HER CARD I LOVE IT SM

[pjisskullourful]

this pic is giving heavy gay enough energy i urgently needed to share 😌

oh honey, the gay enough energy jumped out& slapped me across the face when this happened in the tiktok. actually it slapped me in the heart& my heart still hurtsssss. per👏fec👏tion

[atyd1960]

I have a strong sense of justice (I go to spontaneous protests under my house in my pj’s) (I’m a Lily Evans kinnie)

[supatroopa]

Read Clown Corps btw

[the-lunar-pull]

Saw this on Instagram and it made me think of my favorite PJ of all time:

[deerlottie]

hcs of precrash lottie in bed?? :p

accidentally went on a rant about bottom lottie...soz

loser princess :3

the first couple of times you two have sex, she's soo shyy >__<

you have to get her to use her big girl words if she wants you to touch her

SOOO whiny too!! breathy moans while tugging on ur hair to keep your head in place as you eat her out :((

feel like she wouldn't be shaved!! lottie with bush supremacy! <3

it's not too much but enough to having her whining as your hands are down her shorts, cuddling on the couch while pulling on it mindlessly :p

tiny happy trail too I HAD TO SAY IT!

honestly...a bit of a pillow princess.

dont get me wrong, she loves to please you but sometimes she just wants you to do all the work. and who are you to deny lottie matthews?

especially when she's drunk at a party and dragging you away from your friends because she's so horny and all she can think about is your tongue on her lips (both of them)

BUTTTT she really loves giving head :(( looking up at you with those doe eyes while she's deepthroating ur strap....

the only time she's happy that her parents are never around is when you're at her house because yall be fucking everywhere!!! her butler caught you guys so many times....

i think she'd like the rush of trying to fuck at your place tho! your parents room is right next to yours and she cant keep her moans down so you have to stuff her panties in her mouth :P

when she tops she's bossy :> your head's too fuzzy while you're making out and haven't touched her in while and she huffs while placing your hands up her shirt to fondle her tits 😭

she LOVESSS to wear lingerie for you!!!! she has a whole collection. one for every day of the week fr!

would love to wear a vibe in public tbh...she's freaky like that. with a skirt too so you can make fun of how her wetness is dripping down her legs :(

she makes you take her to the bathroom and fuck her and she wont remind you to lock the door either.

OH she's a scratcher!!!! whether she's fucking you from behind or riding your strap, you are getting scratched!! something about seeing you with Her markings on you gets her going. she'll kiss them afterwards and trace them while you fall asleep.

aftercare is the best with her ☹️ taking a bath with her and she's humming a little tune in ur ear while washing your hair and you're slowly drifting off to sleep :( dressing you in ur pjs and tucking u in bed WAHHHHH

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

“you can call me on my phone i’ll run to you, you won’t ever have to Sleep Alone”

“but if you want it you can have it, you can have me in full”

synopsis// the lines between platonic and romantic become even more blurred for you, if possible, when you realize your best friend truly would do anything for you.

pairing// maki zenin x gn!reader

word count// 1.8k

contents// ages arent specified but everyone is adults, angst if you squint maybe, ooc maki/soft maki, hurt/comfort?, mentions of nightmares

notes// YES THIS IS INSPIRED BY ANOTHER WATERPARKS SONG LMFAOOOO. i cannot be stopped but cmon its sleep alone!! sleep alone supremacy!! my fav!!! also also this was supposed to be wayyyy more light hearted n then it suddenly got kinda deep for a moment idk how that happened... anyways do ppl even read maki ff?

Nightmares were nothing new to you; you had them quite frequently, if not all the time, and your best friend had repeatedly told you to call her when they occurred, and she would be more than willing to come and comfort you. But how could you do that? You couldn't for two reasons.

The first being that your best friend was Maki, and she wasn't much of a touch person (or really a people person in general), which is all you wanted in those moments: to be held. and two, that your best friend was Maki. the girl you are quite literally in love with. Is it silly to be in love with the oh-so independent girl who demands to do things herself? Yes, very much so, and you know that considering you’re the exact opposite. Neither of which is a bad thing; it just makes things difficult— well it would if you two were dating, you think. 

Tonight was just like any other night: you got yourself comfy in bed, scrolled through your phone for a few minutes before texting a sweet little goodnight to Maki, who quickly replied back, wishing you sweet dreams; it was just like any other night, nightmares included. which is why you woke up in a cold sweat, practically panting; the only thing illuminating your room was the moon.

Once you had slightly calmed down, you sat up and grabbed your phone. You flinched away from the bright screen until your eyes could adjust, finally seeing that it was around two a.m. You sighed as you unlocked your phone and called Maki. You constantly refused her offer of coming over at times like this, but you always accepted her offer of calling; you’d take what you could get— which could be quite literally everything you want, but alas, you’re not aware of that yet.

Maki hums over the line. “Hey, you ok?”

You hum back. “nightmare.”

Maki clears her throat. “I’ll call you back in, like, ten minutes, maybe, ok?”

You go wide-eyed at her statement, and you can feel your heart drop a bit. Were you bothering her? “I'm sorry, are you busy?”

“Yeah, something like that, but i promise we’ll talk ok?" Maki says goodbye almost too eagerly before hanging up. 

You sigh and practically throw your phone back onto your side table as you flop back down in bed. You knew this day would come, where she’d get annoyed with how you called almost every night, with how you weren’t as self-sufficient as she was, and besides, what could she be doing at two in the morning? You don't know how long you lay there staring at your ceiling, feeling like you wanted the world to swallow you whole, but you know it's been awhile. You probably would have stayed like that until morning if it hadn't been for the knock on your front door bringing you back to your senses.

Your feet dragged as you begrudgingly made your way toward the door, opening it only to see Maki there with a slight tired smile on her face as she held a bag full of things you couldn't quite make out in one hand. Standing there in your pjs, you suddenly felt very vulnerable; yes, she's your best friend, but you didn't want her to see you like this, see you as a person? It would complicate things, complicate your feelings even further. Your face feels hot and blue as the two of you stand there in silence for a few moments. 

“Are you gonna let me in?” she asks flatly with a slight tilt of her head. 

You don't say anything; you just move out of the way and let her in, and she walks toward your room as if she'd been here before, which she hasn't.

“Maki, what are you doing here?” you ask in disbelief as she sits on your bed. 

“Well, I had a feeling you’d call, and I don't know; I thought it would be better for you if I was actually here, right?” She speaks so softly to you, which isn't much of a surprise; Maki was softer in general with you than she was with other people, and it always leaves you with butterflies, it always leaves you with a hope you know you shouldn’t entertain for your own sanity. 

“You could’ve told me,” you huff as you sit next to her on the bed. 

Maki laughs slightly. “Why, so you can tell me not to come? Yeah, right," she says jokingly.

You hum in agreement; she’s right; you'd never willingly let her come. “So what’s in the bag?”

Maki looks at the bag in her hand briefly before placing it on your side table. “Just some snacks; I wasn’t really sure what we’d do when I got here…”

You hum sleepily; you weren’t sleepy a few seconds ago, so why now? Why does just being around Maki soothe you like a lullaby? 

“Or we can lay down,“ she adds when she realizes how droopy your eyes are getting now. 

You don't try to protest her suggestions; you're too tired at this point, and your sole wish is just to lay down with her. You nod and get up to turn off the light you had turned on earlier when you heard the door. While you're up, Maki gets herself comfortable on the far side of the bed, and you quickly join her. The two of you lay there stiffly on your backs, and although you were sleepy and happy in her presence, it's not enough; you need to feel her, be held by her. 

“Maki?” you question meekly. 

“Yeah?” she hums.

“You can totally say no, but, um, do you think you could hold me?” You ask nervously as you fidget with your hands. 

Maki turns her head to look at you and doesn’t say anything; she just smiles sweetly at you while she lifts her arm, which you can see from your peripheral vision; she’s giving you access to lay on her. You look at her wide-eyed briefly before practically scrambling to get your head on her chest, your arm draping over her torso as she brings hers back down to rest on your back. You two lay still for a few moments before she starts to rub her hand up and down your back soothingly, an action she never thought would come naturally to her, yet here she is, and she has to say it might be the best feeling in the world—even better than proving her “family” wrong. 

"Y/N, how come you’ve never let me come over before?” She asks out of the blue, fingers still trailing up and down your back, which, along with the question, sends shivers down your spine that you hope she can’t feel. 

“I don’t know. I guess I’m embarrassed?” You murmur against her. 

“Embarrassed?” she asks, clearly confused. 

You groan slightly. “Haven’t you ever noticed how different we are?” 

Maki tilts her head down slightly to look at you, eyes and eyebrows narrowing at you in confusion. “what?” 

“You’re so self-sufficient, so independent, and I’m what? can’t go a night without a nightmare? need you there for me every night?” You respond back almost bitterly, disgusted by your own needs. 

maki scoffs. "Y/N, you might be more “independent” than I am.” 

“what? "How—I mean, look, you're here because of me!” you exclaim. 

“Did you ask me to be here?” she asks. 

you frown. “well no but-“ 

She cuts you off. “Have you ever asked me to be here?” 

“no…” you reply quietly, unaware of where she’s going with this. 

“exactly! You deal with all your shit by yourself, even when I’ve made it abundantly clear that I’m more than willing to be here for you. maybe you aren’t independent because you want to be, but you’re still independent,” she states matter-of-factly. 

“Isn’t being independent a good thing?” You ask quietly, your voice shaking slightly.

She shrugs slightly, as much as she can with you on top of her. “To an extent, but you can be independent and still let me be here for you; they aren’t mutually exclusive.”

You nuzzle your face into her and sigh. This is nice—nicer than you could’ve ever expected. Cuddling with Maki while she rubs her hand up and down your spine, comforting you in more ways than one, is something you could only dream about, but your dreams don’t even come close to this; the real thing is so much better. and suddenly you're clutching her shirt as words fly out of your mouth faster than you can keep up.

“Maki, I like you,” you murmur against her considering your face is practically shoved into her, almost like you're trying to become one with her, which to be honest, you kinda are.

She stifles a laugh. “i know.” 

You shake your head and reiterate, “No, I like you.” 

She hums and repeats, “I know.”

You blink a few times before you abruptly lift your head to look at her. “wait what?” 

She nods and smiles at you. “Oh yeah, I’ve known for a long time.” 

“How?” you exclaim. 

“You’re very obvious,” she replies nonchalantly. 

“And- And you’re okay with it?” You ask nervously, this was not how you were expecting your night to go at all. You were expecting to just call Maki for a little bit until you inevitably felt like you were bothering her and hung up, but not before she tells you she’s more than willing to go over, but you say no, and then you’d stare out your window until you eventually fell back asleep and maybe or maybe not get woken back up from another nightmare. That’s how you were expecting this night to go.

“Of course I’m okay with it; I like you too, moron,” she replies back playfully. 

You try to stop your mouth from dropping open, but to no avail; you’re absolutely shocked. You would have never guessed that she liked you back—okay, maybe you could considering how soft she was with you compared to everyone else, but that’s just how best friends are, right? Oh my god, are you seriously trying to convince yourself that she still sees you as just a friend when she just confessed otherwise? you’re insane.

Sometime while you were lost in thought, staring at Maki with your jaw dropped, she brought her free hand that wasn’t caressing your back up and shut your jaw for you, her hand on your face quickly bringing you back to earth.

You clear your throat and blink a few times before stumbling over your words, “So, uh, um, what now?” 

She hums and pretends to think for a moment. 

“Well, I think now you won’t ever have to sleep alone.” 

☆。*。☆。☆。*。☆。☆。*。☆。☆。*。☆。☆。

“If you tell anyone about me cuddling you, I’ll kill you, by the way,” she adds on not even a few moments later. 

You giggle before littering kisses on her face, speaking through the kisses, “Yeah, I know.” 

© LITTLEXBIMBO

[berzahoes]

i’m cool enough | johnny knoxville

summary: johnny and the reader’s daughter thinks her dad is cool unlike her brother.

an: silver foxville supremacy!! also the daughter has a random name, if you’d like to change it, you’re welcome to do so <3 btw i’m going to use johnny instead of pj for this fic

warnings: mentions of vomit

“and how is the family? you’ve got two teenagers?” jimmy kimmel asked. johnny was a guest on the tonight show since he was promoting ‘jackass forever’.

“yeah, i have a son and a daughter. mason and olivia,” johnny nodded. “they’re great kids.”

“and do they care that their dad is johnny knoxville? i saw a clip from steve-o’s podcast the other day and you said your son has never watched any jackass stuff?”

johnny laughed. “that’s right. he hasn’t watched any of the movies because one, he doesn’t like seeing me hurt and two, he thinks it’s lame.”

“and your daughter? has she seen anything?”

“she has watched some stuff like the lamborghini tooth pull, but she loves it when i’m the one doing the stunts like the bull roller skating stunt.“ he explained. he remembers the first time olivia had ever seen a jackass stunt. she was ten and it was the toro totter stunt where he mentioned many times that he had won since he was the last one standing.

“so you have one kid who thinks you’re the coolest dad on the planet and another kid who thinks it’s time for retirement.” jimmy chuckled along with the audience.

“mason is just there to keep me humble.”

“does your wife like olivia watching your stunts? i’m guessing she doesn’t want your daughter even attempting a stunt.” jimmy was right. you made both mason and olivia promise that they would never ever try a stunt. they kept their promise so far. you dreaded the day when olivia or mason (especially olivia) came into the house with a broken arm or missing teeth because of a stunt they tried to do.

“she doesn’t mind the kids watching, just as long as clothes are on and there’s no vomit. my wife hates vomit. she will not enter a room if she hears someone say that they feel like they’re about to vomit.” johnny explained. “she also doesn’t want the kids doing stunts, which i agree, we don’t want our kids getting hurt. i tell them ‘leave the stupid dangerous stuff to me!’.”

“so no jackass legacy?”

“my wife will kill me if one of my kids ends up with a tiny scratch.”

[pjharvey]

beyond excited to finally get to see pj harvey and also i kind of love that she has two dates in san francisco but only one date in los angeles... she said bay area supremacy forever

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

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Polls masterlist

Javier Peña Outfit Archive

Pedro boys

Driving + misc. kinks

Pedro boys yelling - ranked by intensity

Pedro boys grimed up

Pedro boys in light blue

Pedro boys answering the phone with their surname

Pedro boys facial hair matrix

Shoulders/arms/waist ratio

Pedro boys hair matrix

How long will Pedro boys survive a zombie apocalypse?

Pedro boys chattiness matrix

Pedro boys fashion matrix

Pedro boys colour matrix

Pedro boys tattoos

Ode to shoulder holsters

Pedro boys as Spice Girls (R)

Pedro boys in bed

Pedro boys being sassy AF

Pedro boys disrobed

Pedro boys smoker matrix

Pedro boys underwear matrix (R)

Pedro boys kissing

Pedro boys being broad AF: the Behind Collection

Bulge

Dave York’s bulge

Frankie’s bulge

Javier Peña’s bulge

Javier Peña’s bulge:Deep dive analysis

Javier Peña’s bulge: tac vest edition

Joel Miller’s bulge in motion

Dave York

Dave York’s bulge

Dave York v Dieter Bravo

Dieter Bravo

Dave York v Dieter Bravo

Frankie Morales

Frankie Morales crossing his arms

Frankie’s watch

Frankie’s bulge

Javier Peña

Javier Peña’s Watch

Javier Peña’s bulge 

Deep dive analysis

Pink shirt BTS

Javier Peña on the office phone

Tim Rockford comparisons: bulletin board | interrogation

Javier Peña’s kisses

Javier Peña’s hair: all seasons face-off*

Slutty arm cross

Joel Miller

Al fresco lunch date daydream

Joel Miller presents: safer driving

This bitch casually showing off his core strength

Joel Miller: cowboy edition

TLOU v Prospect

Joel's hair before/after finding Ellie

Tim Rockford comparison

Young Joel supremacy

Joel Miller’s bulge in motion

Pedro

Love the PJs era for bb gurl

The duality: TLOU premiere

Pedro's interview quirks

Pedro in London

Met Gala 2023

Pedro Pascal explained

Misc.

Tim Rockford v The Rake

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[ajs-bookmark]

ARG ARG ARG ARG ARGGGG

I FINISHED CHALICE OF THE GODS.

my thoughts: (no spoilers)

this is so percabeth it’s making me so happy🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

grover is such a king like i love him so much

sally jackson SUPREMACY. we already knew that but it needs to be said a lot.

AC+PJ😭

“eight last week” ok persassy

anyways i can’t say anything without giving too much away, because SOMEONE (AJ) hasn’t read it yet. so.

i’ll post more when she reads it 😛

[furoruisa]

Babe, I loved Santana Lopez, and you think PJ is "too mean"? Yeah, Hazel Callahan, know what's up. Mean lesbians supremacy

[pjisskullourful]

Saw this tweet…

Soooo muuuuuch gaybaes energy!

https://twitter.com/neverdiiesss/status/1576568323613294595?s=46&t=UFq4iiP1R4XLfGtOSB5oAA

it is!!!!!! imma explode from the cuteness. can confirm that these pics are gayenough for me bb

thank you for bringing this to me😭😭😭 dis why you the best❣️

[h-harleybaby]

ok...hear me out can you please do jimmy fingering+after care hcs

-xxx anon

OMG BABES I’M SOOOOO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG I COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING

Anyways thank you to THE Jimmy writer @imm0rtalken I literally love you tysm for helping so much and coming up with some hcs <33333 Fae mainly did the nsfw part and I did the aftercare part because I literally suck ass

Jimmy x reader fingering and aftercare hcs

• Jimmy def likes foreplay so fingering you is his go to, but sometimes y’all don’t do more than that

• He has like, average sized hands but they’re pretty strong and his fingers are a smidge on the thicker side

• Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re a smidge calloused because mechanic/car guy Jimmy supremacy

• He’s def the type to have two fingers in you and his thumb working on your clit because he loooooves the noises it pulls from you

• He loves the risk of being in public so he has def slipped his hand down your pants while you’re out somewhere and y’all are sitting down (consensually ofc)

• If it’s a more private setting, ngl he’d eat you out and finger you at the same time because he’s just like that

• He may or may not also love laying next to you on your bed while y’all are spooning and he most def slides his hand from your stomach down

• Perhaps one hand on your tits and pinching at your nipples while the other is down your pj’s because he’s probably gonna finger fuck you to sleep when you have insomnia

• Jimmy loves this position cause he can kiss your neck or whisper shit in your ear while he does!! He probs praises you while he does that he’s huge on praise

• He honestly prides himself on how well he can finger you and how he can make you just come undone just with his fingers

• He honestly really looks forward to aftercare? He adores cuddling you and the soft kisses between you guys while he tries out some jokes on you

• Nonstop jokes fr it’s so stupid, they range from puns usually sex related to jokes he’ll later say in his comedy routine

• But also please dote on him 🥺🥺 he wants praise so desperately and he wants to know he did well. It honestly boosts his ego a little but it does it a good way ya know??

• It just let’s him know what you like and what makes you feel good and what makes you squirt on his fingers because he’s nasty like that

• Honestly you’ll both probably dead asleep when he’s done with you sooooo sleepy cuddles are something that happen very often