#PORCHOE ANON

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SUZ HEY HO ITS ME THE HOE YA KNOWWWW

Omg it's been FOREVER SUZ I'VE MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm still simping for Porco and I still blame you for it😂 /j

I can't wait to see more of your writing again! (If that's what you're doing anyway, no pressure to write of course, I'm just glad you popped back for a second!! I came running at the notification)

-the PorcHOE anon

FREN. LEMME TELL U. ABOUT THAT OUTLINED AND STARTED PORCO FIC I LEFT IN MY WIPS.

I still simp for him too!!! I am gonna get back to writing soon and cant wait to add some porco to that list!!!!

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It's ya hoe back at it again, half saying HEYYYYOOO and half just saying that a man sandwich between Levi and Porco is what I need rn. Maybe even Erwin on one side.

BITCH I JUST NEED A HUG OKAY

-ya PorcHOE anon that just wants a small bit of lovin. Like just a tiny water drop size

OOP that would be a dang good sandwich my dear porchoe anon

I AM SENDING YOU ALL THE HUGS - I am trying to wrestle all my braincells into working order so I can write that fic idea you sent me I PROMISE I didnt forget @@ 

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HEYYOOO ITS ME THE HOE YA KNOW

Gosh I haven't been on IN FOREVER 😭

Schools been k i c k i n g my butt and I'm just stressed out all of the time. IN LOVE WITH THIS EVENT GOING ON??

Should I send something in for my pocky boi🤔

UGH I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWO EPISODES ON SUNDAYYYY BUT I GOTTA GO STUDYYY I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND SAY HIIII

-signed the PorcHOE anon

P.s. the scatterbrain is so real

P.s.s. I hope you have a good day🥰

P.s.s.s. okay bYE FOR REAL

MY FRIEND MY DEAR pls send something in!!! 

I am so sorry school is kicking your butt because its kicking mine too!!! I am defs using this event as a way of coping XD 

I wish you the BEST of luck with your studies and hope things go well!!! Dont worry im sure you have alll the material under your belt!!! 

I hope you also have the most wonderful of days!! much much love! 

ask me anything or send a Date Night request 

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ITS THE HOE YA KNOW

Omg to go on a hike with PORCO WEARING THE MATCHING SHIRTS AND PACKING SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH AND THEN LIKE SPLASH IN A CREEK IN THE HOT AFTERNOON SUN😭😭😭😭😭😭

THANK YOU SUZ FOR THE VALENTINE'S DAY EVENT AH IM LUV MAH PORCHOE BUDDY

-lovingly signed the PorcHOE anon🐷🐷

AHHH MATCHING SHIRTS WITH PORCO he’d be SO mad LMAO 

“why do we have to match” what a poor sport 

BUT HOW CUTE AN AFTERNOON PICNIC I LOVE THE IDEA!!! 

thank YOU for enjoying the event and dealing with the dashboard spam! much love 

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OMG SUZ ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY????!?!?!?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FELLOW HOE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Much love from your own personal hoe, ya know the PorcoHOE. Here I'll tell you a joke my momma always tells me about BIRFDAYS

Okay okay here we go

What does a turtle do on it's birthday?? IT SHELLEBRATES

Happy birthday SUZ❤️🥰

-signed and love by your one and only hoe, the PorcoHOE

BIRTHDAY HOE IS HOW AND WHAT I WILL GO BY. New decree.

Thank you SO SO much my dear!!!! You are indeed my one and only porcHOE and I live for it!!! You never fail to thirst for that mans with me and lemme tell u - I planned out the fic for him and it’s GON BE LONG and it’s GON BE PAIN. so BUCKLE UP.

I love your turtle joke so much too XD I love turtles 🐢🥳

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I know it's been a hot sec but AYYYYYYYY IT'S YA HOE BACK AT IT AGAIN. How are you doing?? Did you drink some water today?? Ooo some tea kinda sounds good today. JUST A LIL CHECK IN

-ya know the PorcoHOE

PORCHOEEEE I missed you!!! HOW ARE U

I am currently regretting the amount of coffee I chugged before class and am...easing the caffeine crash with some tea

I am super hydrated thank you lovie!!

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I really thought Pock bb was gonna got got in the episode from today😭 Poor thing got the living crap beat out of him.

I have so many feelings and I dunno how to feel😂

-signed the PorcHOE anon🐷🐷

Ps I hope you are doing well 😄😄

I SCREAMED TOO!! I THOUGHT HE WAS GON GET GOTSED!!!! But he didn’t @@ so far.

I have so many feelings too..???? Like??? Why......poor porco

Also a little bit....maybe a little bit like 🥴 at him??? Getting.....beat?? I DUNNO IM WITH U PORHOE ANON I DUNNO HOW TO FEEL

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Petition for that Porco anon to be called PorcHOE anon. I love them omgggggg

PORCO HOE ANON.

Do u consent to this name change bc I LOVE IT.

PORCHOE ANON AMAZING CADDY UR BRAIN IS AMAZING

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HEY HOE IT'S THE HOE YA KNOW

YEAH I'M BACK WASSUP I AM *nAwT* READY FOR TODAYS EPISODE LIKE AT ALL BUT IM TOO EXCITED TO CARE

ALL I'VE SEEN IS THE DESTRUCTION ISAYAMA HAS DONE WITH CHAPTER 138 AND EVERYONE IS FORGETTING WE GET AN EPISODE TODAY

BUT I GOTTA GET SOME BREAKFASTS SO IMA GO I JUST WANNED TO SAY HEWWO

-signed the PorcHOE anon

HI FRIEND HI FRIEND!! 

I have been SWAMPED this whole week with personal stuff for school and such and ooF I am an episode behind in aot cause this weekend was dedicated to working on stuff! 

ill have lots to catch up on for next week it seems!!!! 

I HOPE YOUR BREAKFAST WAS AMAZING!!

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Bruh bruh bruh sis fam *intensifies* BRUUUUUUUUUUH I JUST READ HOW YOU HURT ME AND IM ALL LIKE "YOU FEEL THAT? YOU TASTE THAT? THATS MY SWEET SWEET REVENGE!!!! REVENGE!!! SUCK 👏IT👏!!" WHILE UGLY CRYING MY HEART SHOUTING GIVE THEM A SECOND CHANCE 😂😂😂😂 IM A CLOWN😂😂😂 A STUPID CLOWN CRYING HURT BECAUSE IM HURT BUT STILL I WANNA GET BACK BUT LIKE I ALSO FEEL POWERFUL!! IM 👏A👏 POWER👏FUL👏 BITCH👏!!! WE AINT GETTING BACK TOGETHER!! NEVER!!! BUT LIKE IF THEY BEG ME I MIGHT JUST 😭😭COZ IM A CLOWN😂😂

now if we may request for a part 3 yes a second chance fo them ouhlease 😭😭😭

i dunno how second chance with erwin will be like what?? kill the husband?? 😂😂😂 im just kidding HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM SO EVIL!!!

PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 (just if you feel like it ofcourse 😘😘😘)

Also im a weak b*tch 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like that meme saying "men aint shit... not you baby" 😂😂😂😂

I LUV WUV YOU SUZZY SUZ MWAH MWAH MWAH 😙😙😙😙 -bruh sis fam anon (if its not obvious enough😂😂)

ASLIGWEGLHEB I would recognize u from a MILE away XDDD HIIII 

I am so glad u liked it haha AND UR NOT STUPID I PROMISE NAGLWG 

instead of a part 3 stay tuned for a happy ending!! and then maybe How They Hurt You with other characters :D 

LEMME KNOW WHO YALL WANNA SEE HURT U. lemme know!!! 

lov u!!!!!!

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LOL THIS KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE BUT HEY IT'S ME, YA KNOW THE HOE(🐷)😂

but whooooo would you pair me with?? I'm like 5'3? I'm pretty short and I've got medium length light brown hair and blue eyes. As you can tell, I'M PRETTY MUCH CRAZY. I ummmm like looking at the stars, going for hikes and imagining a better place. I like to read books and bake some stuffs. Tryna think of anything else that's cool about me. LOL NOTHING I'M JUST A HOE

-signed the PorcHOE ya know

PS THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS MUCH LOVE

HI!!!!

ALRIGHT OKAY YOU BEING THE PORCHOE ASIDE

you honestly would be so cute with Porco IM NOT BIASED I PROMISE (FK HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT PIC HNG)

listen alright so - you’d have porco FLOORED because of your beauty, he'd have his jaw open, the turn away, trying to hide his blush cause wow. 

For some reason, you and him would exude that meme, where one person is wearing a shirt that says “Im with crazy” and the other one has a shirt on that says “I’m crazy”. 

I CANT STOP THINKING OF THAT AS YOU AND PORCO XD

he’s just “sigh.” and you're dragging him by the arm to look at fun knickknacks, look at that weird animal etc. 

He would be able to tell you about all the place’s he’s been (lets pretend he went there, NOT for war) and he’d be such a good person to take on hikes! I’m sure he has stamina for DAYS and would run up ahead, turning back around to tease you, something like “hmph, tired already? we barely started!” but all while offering a hand and carrying your hiking bag for you <3 

LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING! 

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