#Patroclus

[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Menelaus, to Antilochus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Odysseus, to Diomedes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Patroclus: There are two types of people.

[raphael-angele]

Apollo and Hyacinthus was the First Meeting and the It Wasn't Meant To Be

Achilles and Patroclus was the Second Chance and the There Wasn't Enough Time

Will and Nico is the Reincarnated Souls That Have Been Looking For Each Other In Every Lifetime

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

I feel so bad for everyone who decided to read the Iliad after reading Plato, Shakespeare or Madeline Miller because... they lied to yall lol

[hooneeypiee]

Achilles, come down

I love them so much

[diaryofrey]

its beautiful how i ended up going from believing that i was written only to recite poetry about tragic love stories, the kind where she falls in love with the most unlovable of all and writes their stories, turn them into poetry, show them what love felt like only to watch their call being diverted to someone else, to end with a 'wrong number' or 'who's this ?' when they called; to, realizing that poetry holds beauty but words don't simply form poetry, I could always be the poet but the poem comes in different languages, mine comes with words and his comes with midnight kitchen dances. it's beautiful how i went from from believing that i need to write and re-write history and tragedies until the ink from my pens run out and I'm forced to look at the world without the idea of it solely being a solid time out . the idea of love was a paper card house until it got glued it together and made me realize that it was worth much more. my heart had sails, and you are its shore, its because of that you start realizing that patroclus wasn't lying when he said that he'd recognize achillies' with touch alone

[lovely-abeille]

anecdote of the pig, tory adkisson // achilles & partoclus // house of dragon, 1x07 // plainwater, anne carson // the truth about forever, sarah dessen // lighthousekeeping, jeanette winterson

[cats-and-cacti]

Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now

[adhdchilles]

iliad tumblr simulator

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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine

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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers

#/srs

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🌻 achilles Follow

hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha

#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn

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🚬 menelaghh Follow

i miss my wife

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🦢 helen Follow

currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies

#captive princess life

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🐌 patrokloss Follow

never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died

#psa #medicine

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👤 hektoroftroy Follow

guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back

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:((

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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away

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💪 jaxajax Follow

why are all the animals coughing to death?

#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me

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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr

🦦 die-a-medes Follow

girl help it's been ten years

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👁 cassssandra Follow

being haunted by visions can be very fun actually

#therapist told me to be positive #trying

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🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

hello

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stop telling me to kill myself???

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🌻 achilles Follow

i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die

#if this doesnt happen then what is the point

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[greekmythcomix]

To explain my chicken obsession:

* * *

Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.

Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!

Me: 🤔

I now present to you,

🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓

ILIAD EDITION

(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)

1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)

2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])

3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)

4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)

5) Nest-or (Nestor)

6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)

7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)

8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])

9) Brood-seis (Briseis)

10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)

EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying

(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )

[incorrecthomer]

Patroclus: And here we see Ody and Dio in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. Odysseus: Gaelic bread. Diomedes: Grueling brad. Odysseus: Ha ha, glamorous beans

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

[inkeyjay]

“And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone. [...] When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.”  🩸

“In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.” 🌻

Two souls, reunited.

(quotes from Madelline Miller's The Song Of Achilles)

[wolfythewitch]

New Patroclus design maybe

[pimsri]

Hades is a stupidly funny game 😭

[fluidnet]

I was half asleep and thinking about all the stories like She’s The Man and Mulan (1999) where a woman dresses up like a man in order to do something ManlyTM and how they all inevitably fall in love with the masculinity of it all while still being women (or not, I guess, fiction is flexible and gender is more so)

and I went “give me a man who chooses to dress as a woman instead of resorting to violence. Give me a man who, in finding femininity and softness, can find himself. Give me a man who chooses kindness and love over war and aggression, but the only way he can do so is finding solace in the feminine. Not because femininity is inherently softer, but because society has told him as such. Give me a man who, through trial and error, finds himself learning to love the traditional women’s tasks he’s been clumsily attempting. Give me a man who could never truly fit in with other men, and the women around him protect him and love him unconditionally. Give me a man who cannot stand for himself at first, and then rises stronger together with the people who took him in”

And I realized that “give me a man who dresses as a woman in order to avoid going to war” is just. Achilles. And I want that classically animated movie now. I don’t even care if it’s sanitized like the Disney Renaissance Mulan or Hercules, in fact I’d enjoy that. I want Achilles to choose kindness and love and beauty over the war he never wanted to fight. I want a lighthearted, playful version of Achilles where there’s a happy ending. I know it’s a tragedy, but so were a lot of things that got animated at the time (not even Disney, Anastasia and Quest for Camelot come to mind as well) and I think he and Patroclus can have a happily ever after, too

I also want it to be gay, but I think that goes without saying