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#Payday 2 Houston
doomstickdynamite · 5 months
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hyperfixation: grand larceny
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Payday 2 is pretty cool ig (it is now my favorite game ever) houston my beloved
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schmegaman-x · 9 months
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cloakered · 7 months
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weird pathetic houston i found in my doodles + other little guys from a bit ago
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velathetanager · 2 months
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Payday 2 AU Idea
Houston is an actual ghost, it's not just his role. He died between the time he gave Dallas a place to hide from the mob (pretty sure it was the mob) and the time he was recruited (it may or may not be related to him having done that), but for unknown reasons, he can't move on, and he can go solid/tangible, so he decided to stick around. One of the things he does on heists is disable cameras, which he claims to be some kind of skill, but it's actually because his visage can't be filmed or photographed anymore.
He's trying to hide his ghost-ness with varying levels of success, but he's pretty sure Jacket knows; the guy keeps staring right at him whenever the two are in the same general vicinity.
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scilas · 8 days
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Had a shorter break today so this is all the tiny heisters I could do
We got smol Dallas and smol Houston!
Fun fact: while russianbadger was my first introduction to payday 2, and the immense capability for tomfoolery was a major selling point for the game for me, Houston was the tipping point that convinced me to buy it and play!
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i-willstealyourtoes · 9 months
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HI HI HIIIIII! ok so I saw requests were open and wanted to send in something that's been on my mind
So Bain, Houston, Sokol, and Dallas with a really quiet, shy, and sensitive S/O who dresses super cute??? Like cuz me, fem or GN, it's up to you
Byeeee ily/p your writing is amazing and it makes me feel fuzzy and happy
Shiiiii I got u Finn I got u
Bain, Houston, Sokol and Dallas with shy/cute/sensitive (fem) s/o
Bain
- Bro is in love
- Bro wants you 24/7
- You know how people have a comfort plushie that they hug?
- Yeah, you're his comfort plushie
- Your soft clothing is just an open invite to him
- Whenever he feels really stressed he'll either touch you (hugs, kisses, hand-holding) or just seeing your smile
- You can tell because you'll just be chilling at his when he just rests on you and hugs you from behind with a sigh/groan
- He really likes to just wrap his arms around your waist
- Your kisses are the equivalent of coffee for him
- He gets motivated and happy once you give him any sort of physical affection
- Actually scratch that, you could just say hi and he'd probably be happy with that
- Actually scratch that again, he just needs to see your cute little outfit and just
- UGHHHH he thinks you're so pretty fr
- I think since he's so used to violence, crimes and loneliness, having you as a girlfriend was a big change (/pos)
- At first he would be super awkward and wouldn't be clingy
- After a while, he definitely isn't scared to show his more affectionate side
- Why should he be scared to show how much he loves his pretty little girlfriend????
Houston
- Same with Bain, he just adores you so much
- He is constantly fighting the urge to pick you up by the waist and spin around and just hear you giggle
- It's a losing battle 😔🙏
- He will probably pick you up at least once a week
- He'll also keep a hand around your waist because your just,,,, so cute
- He's so happy to have such a cute girlfriend <333
- Will always brag about you
- 'Yeah, well is your girlfriend as cute as mines??? Oh, right... you don't have one.'
- In bed he will just constantly cling to you and compliment you
- Like you would be talking about cleaning a dead body and he'd be like 'You're so cute....'
- It may be more of a curse than a blessing if you're trying to be cool-
- Maybe gets a little jealous
- Okay maybe gets very jealous
- If anyone tries to flirt with you, he'll probably have to hold back on punching them straight up
Sokol
- Will buy you anything in the shops fr
- You don't even need to ask
- If you even look and smile at it, he will buy it
- Actually, you don't even need to be there
- He'll probably see something cute and just go 'My girlfriend would look so cute in this' and immediately buy it without asking you
- When you first started dating, he'd probably ask beforehand, but as time goes on he just buys it
- Every time he goes shopping, just expect him to come back with something for you
- 'I saw this and thought of you. It's cute, no? Like you, hehe-'
- Other than that, expect him to always have an arm around you or something
- If you're wearing a short skirt expect him to have a hand on your thigh
- (Not in a sexual way inherently)
- He likes showing people that your his cute girlfriend
- It fills him with pride :)
- Also it's so he can keep you safe
- He knows you can protect yourself in public (heister or not), but he just
- He can't help himself he just needs to protect
- Will glare at anyone who looks at you too long
Dallas
- Will constantly shower you with compliments :)
- They're always so genuine too ‼️‼️
- 'You're looking cute as always, (Y/n)."
- Whether you're wearing an elaborate outfit or a basic one, he'll still find a way to fluster you
- If you guys are in private, he'll probably just put his arms around you and hug from behind
- Probably bury his head in your neck and leave little kisses :>
- 'You're so pretty today....You always are, my love.'
- (Got me kicking my feet and giggling over this)
- If you can defend yourself really well he's even more in love fr
- His cute but feisty gf omg
- If you give him the puppy eyes he would probably do anything for you
- Will pick you up and swing you around if you like it
- If you do, expect him to do it whenever it's just you two
- If he isn't tired or anything, he'll probably pick you up and spin you around, calling you his wife or smth
- If he's losing motivation during a heist, he'll just think about you and your cute face
- He may or may not keep a photo of you in like, his pocket or something
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thelocalbozo · 2 months
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Bad Hiding Spot- Houston x Reader— Revised
I hate how I wrote the first one, so here’s a better written one.
Houston x gn!reader
Sitting quietly in the garage of the safe house, you watched your boyfriend, Houston, working under the escape van. He hadn't heard you walk in, he was humming softly to himself, humming a song you didn't recognize. He wasn't wearing his usual suit jacket or button up shirt, instead he was wearing a wife beater tank top, you could see his lean muscles flexing as he worked. Hearing him stop humming and muttering cusses as he dropped a couple of bolts made you giggle, he jumped a bit hearing your giggle. That made you laugh further as he bonked his head on the underside of the van. "Hi Houston!" You spoke through your laughter. He slid out from under the van and stood up, brushing himself off he walked over to his workbench, grabbing a cloth and wiping his hands off, he looked over at you and smiled a bit. "When'd you come in here? I didn't even hear you." Houston asked, a curious look on his face, he set the dirtied cloth down and came over to you and held your waist gently, kissing your forehead. "Oh, just a little bit ago..." You started, cupping his cheek, "Y'know... you look great when you're under things.." That made the ghost blush heavily at the implications, his already gentle grip on your waist loosened further as he processed words you said. You took the opportunity to get out of there before he snapped out of his flustered state. You slipped out of his grip and ran down the spiral staircase into the basement, you slid under the staircase when your feet hit the basement floor. You hid there for a few minutes before you heard his footsteps quickly moving down the stairs above you, his feet hit the ground of the basement and he started looking around, he walked past your hiding spot, you covered your mouth to stifle your giggling, you thought you were in the clear... you weren't. He turned on his heels and came back to the staircase, he stood there, hands in his pockets for a moment, before crouching down and looking directly at you, a smirk pulling at his lips. "Great hiding spot, darling." He said sarcastically, reaching out and grabbing you by your shoulders and pulling you out of the hiding spot. His hands slid down your body to rest on your hips, his grip tighter than before but still gentle. He leaned in and captured your lips in a sweet kiss, his thumbs rubbing circles on hips. "I'll show you just how great you look under me..."
He leaned in again and kissed you again, more passionately than before, with one hand on your hips, the other slid up your back, sending a shiver down your spine, his hand curled into your hair. His hand on your hip pulled you against him, his hard-on pressed against your thigh. He broke the kiss momentarily to look at your blushing face. "Please head to the exit." A crackling robotic voice echoed through the air, making you look towards the voice. Jacket was standing just outside the door to his room, cassette tape in hand, his expression unamused. Your cheeks reddened further, in embarrassment, your head drops against Houston's chest hiding your face, making Houston chuckle nervously, averting his gaze, embarrassed that you two were seen.
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0amburgh0 · 2 years
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Comically large medic bag
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starr-finn · 8 months
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HI I'm the anon who sent the chronically ill with Houston ask, I loved it so so much ❤️ thank you for writing it !!!!! Could I possibly get a fluffy Houston and touch starved nb reader drabble or hcs?
Hii! sorry this took so long, I've been SUPER burned out lately, so, there's that!
Houston with a touch-starved!non-binary!reader
Houston is touch-starved too, I have no doubts
He really enjoys holding your hands out in public, but He'll slow down if your uncomfortable with being touched
If you lean against him or hold his hand in any way, He'll resiprocate
now, if you're the clingy kind of touch starved, the 'I need the touch so I'll make up for it by being clingy,' He'll hold you as long as you need, with no issues
He's big on PDA, but he loves handing you close, hugging and kissing your cheeks
He loves it when you resiprocate too.
He gets so protective if someone misgenders you
"Hey! My partner goes by They, you Asshole!"
gets into fights if people do it on purpose
if you have any unsupportive family, he'll try to keep them in line
DW baby, he got you :)
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crispy-bonnie · 10 months
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DEREK
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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livingsockz · 6 months
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HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...
hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH
GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG
OK NOW..........
DALLAS
he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)
hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate
watches 5 minute crafts
toasts his poptarts in the toaster
definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse
HOUSTON YAY
also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii
everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall
weirdest insults ever
thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)
everything that can be clean will be clean
call me maybe karaoke
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Would you let him download bainware on ur computer <3
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Have a few HC if Hoxton and Houston along with Wolf and Jacket played Phasmaphobia  
- Jacket often is left in charge of taking the photos near the end. 
- Wolf Usually does the Spirit Boxes or EMF’s 
- Hoxton mostly fucks around trying to scare Houston (has succeded multipul times) 
-Houston somehow finds the best places to hide from the ghost when it’s hunting (sometimes) 
- One time when playing Dallas tapped Houston on the shoulder to get his attention it cause Houston to freak out and scream loud enough for everyone to hear. (He may of accidently kicked Dallas during it) 
- When everyone had died during a session Jacket just left while throwing the flashlight behind him while playing a tape recording about just leaving and going to vegas. 
- If freaked out enough Houston will start singing or beat boxing.  (Bain has turned this into a mix tape of sorts to play during heist) 
- If Jacket is able to join them they either play with Joy or Bain. 
- Jimmy joined them once never again. 
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raptor-one · 2 years
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A lil Houston I drew for a request on Insta!
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velathetanager · 2 months
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If Bain is an alien I bet he knows about hous. aaanndd he doesn’t tell anyone haha
He doesn't know Houston is a ghost yet; he doesn't even know what ghosts are. But he knows Houston does weird shit and doesn't see an issue with asking him why he doesn't do more of it on missions. It'd be so helpful-
Wait, why is Houston freaking out? It's okay, no one is gonna care. Some humans are just weird, right? Calm down, Houston-
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