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andr0genassault · 2 months
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Revamped my Payday 2 sona He's a former 'professional' shoplifter who likes acting dandy and showing off, but in reality is just some guy
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NATO phonetic alphabet is fun
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benders-back · 3 months
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Shamefully putting my OC x CC on Tumblr instead of TikTok because arttok has been severely toxic recently </3 anyways I love these two
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existential-feelings · 2 months
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As she was in the middle of a heist, helping the crew, she suddenly got a message on discord listed under the "message requests" tab. " Sophia's Sweets and Treats " was all the message had.. the account was made today, and there weren't any identifiers. default profile picture, no banner.. it was colored blue, though.
She examined the text and the account, you could tell, the second she saw that shade of blue, it's almost like she immediately could piece together who this is. She was hiding behind the wall in the current moment, giving herself some cover during the active heist. She was just an add on for the gang this time around, if she left, it wouldn't be the end of the world. So, she signaled to one of the heisters that she had to go, took a wad of cash, and snuck out of the crime scene. She had texted the number back, "💀". Could it be a form of her finding this funny, or maybe just a symbol of who they texted?
Anywho, she put the address into her phone, and off she goes into the dark, city night, keeping her head low as she carefully took off her mask and put it into the bag that was strapped onto her back. She was wearing her boots, pants, and shirt for the job, still, with her ski mask now around her neck, all bunched up so it looked more like a scarf than anything. With this outfit, she was practically undercover, even being as daring as keeping her firearms in her bag just for safety measures.
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s-w-a-n-p-r-i-n-c-e · 2 months
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Little work doodle. Kinda bored, and I don't know where I kept the original file for Cygnus' mask 💀 (if you have me on Steam, I use the original design for my Steam profile picture)
Explanations of design elements below!
The mask is grey because I thought it would allow the other elements to pop more
The nose is red to bring in some of that clown aesthetic the main crew masks have. The nose is also long and pointed like Sydney's mask, the shape reminds me of a bird
The large grin is again, part of that clown aesthetic. But also for the edgy "outside I'm smiling, but inside I'm suffering" vibe
The crown is a reference to my username to be quite honest
And finally, the constellation I feel is the most self explanatory aspect of the design. It's the constellation I named him after
Materials used: Orange Post-It note, and a fountain pen my sister gifted to me a couple years ago
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"OKAY, IM HERE! WHO WANTS TO DIE?"
Helloooo this is @benders-back on another payday rp account omg,, anywho let's go to what I wanted to say
everything that is blogged is going to be in character. All of what I am doing is fake. Any and all acts stated in these posts are nothing but fictional lore from the character, not from an actual human being.
there's gonna be heavy topics discussed here. The topics of drug usage, guns, murder, and other criminal like activities will be mentioned throughout these blogs.
also please don't be sexual in the asks,, I'm a minor at the end of the day and that can ick me out if I don't know you
But yeah I'm here to fuck around and find out!! Can't wait to mess around w this guy >:)
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rattlesnakess-den · 3 months
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READ ME
Hey y'all its Scilas. This is a roleplay blog for my ( @scilas ) payday oc, Rattlesnake. Most posts will be in character. OOC posts will be stated as such. Others of my OCs may partake in this blog, but most likely will not be getting their own blog at this time
Important stuff:
This blog is for the Payday The Heist, Payday 2, and Payday 3 games, including all crossovers with said franchise. This blog will contain mention of crime, drugs, alcohol, and other illegal activities.
This is a blog for a fictional character. All crimes and other illegal activities are fictional. The excessive hatred and mass murder of police is fictional. I do not have the desire, willingness, or ability to commit these acts irl.
I will not tolerate sexual asks. They will be ignored, and if need be, you will be blocked for doing so. Flirting in character is allowed, but flirting OOC will be ignored.
This is my first time starting a role-play blog I have no clue what’s going on please have mercy on me ;v;
I do not ship Rattlesnake with anyone in the payday universe and do not plan to. (So uh, about that- uhhhhhh ・///_///・) You may ship him if you so please.
This blog is not canon. A lot of headcanon and some fanon is mixed in here. Its not a full stray from the source material in terms of lore because payday lore is too funny, but don't expect canon accuracy.
Fanart in general, as well as interaction from other roleplay blogs, is encouraged! Please! :D. A ref will appear eventually eheheh-
Meet Rattlesnake will be a separate post :D So will Aegir
Tags:
#Rattlesnake speaks : In character posts from Snake #Rattlesnake answers : In character answered asks from Snake #Rattlesnake info : In or Out of character posts about Snake
#Aegir speaks : In character posts from Aegir #Aegir answers : In character answered asks from Aegir #Aegir info : In or Out of character posts about Aegir
#Ooc post: Out of character post
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pretzelforte · 4 months
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my payday 2 oc, harlow :3
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crispy-bonnie · 7 months
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it's all art
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velathetanager · 8 days
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Tempted to make a French heister OC
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shiftwux · 1 year
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overkill has me as a diversity hire for payday 3 and my first pitch is to add asians who are dumb as rocks
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andr0genassault · 1 year
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Redesigned an OC my friend's gifted me into a PD2 OC. Meet Hide (aka Jade Gate)
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Warning for partial nudity and surgical scars under the cut
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benders-back · 2 months
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Art that I made for my character blog that I forgot to post here 🫶
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Og/ref pic
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existential-feelings · 3 months
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'' couldn't think of any better way to introduce myself other than using my documentation. Sure some of the information is sloppy but, can't be accurate unless you're the criminal you're writing about. Enjoy reading up, heisters. ''
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ycurkxng-a · 2 years
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Some lines for King because the last ones I made are nearly a year old (Jesus Christ), it gets cut under a readmore after a while just for everybody's sake, don't want people scrolling constantly to get past this. I'm going to add more lines and there will be an edit log for when I do.
Lastly, I'm putting this in the main tags bc I'm cringe and free <3
PART OF EDIT 11: THIS IS BEING PUT UNDER A CUT NOW AS THE EDIT LOGS ARE BECOMING TOO LONG FOR COMFORT
Edit 1: I've added lines for when a heist goes loud, and some for when he kills a special.
Edit 2: More lines have been added during assaults, the "smell" one liner, and there are safehouse lines plus lines for reviving heisters. Lastly, his speech for the First World Bank is added.
Edit 3: Lines for calling to other heisters were added, along with cheers when a door/vault is opened, warnings during assaults, and small curses/shouts for any situation like the vault door being locked, and taking officers as hostages, and using throwables. More pager lines have also been added.
Edit 4: Broken drill lines have been added, plus more lines for doors being opened and some for when tear gas is deployed. Also, more basic special lines have been added, lines for when he's revived, when cops are retreating, and more general safehouse lines.
Edit 5: A basic cheering line, telling people to get up, lines when low on ammo, calling for help when cuffed, more lines for reviving other heisters, explosives being placed on walls/doors, warnings for assaults have been added, more lines for waiting in casing mode and masking up, getting into vaults/doors, and, the First World Bank speech has been updated.
Edit 6: Telling other heisters they need to get out, warnings for cops coming in from the vents, more "it's finished" lines now involving computers, more for being hurt, and more lines to tell heisters to grab everything in a vault.
Edit 7: Just more pager lines.
Edit 8: Smoke and helicopter warnings, more lines for being hurt, more lines for "follow me/hurry up", more lines at the end of assault waves, and more comments DURING assault waves.
Edit 9: More "get down" lines for civilians have been added.
Edit 10: "Sit down" and "answer me" lines, lines for a computer needing to be fixed, lines for finding objectives (doors, vaults, keycards, etc), more warnings for cops on the roof, and lines for seeing the escape vehicle.
Edit 11: Lines for getting all loot in a heist, confirming orders, worried/anticipating, quiet broken drill/computer lines, healing, more for the heist going loud, and completing the final objective.
Masking Up
"Let's get this done."
"In and out, remember that."
"Ready for this?"
"They'll never see it coming."
"Let's rock."
"Let's do it."
"L'inferno del cazzo..."
"We can do it."
"Masks on."
"Can't believe I'm doing this."
Waiting In Casing Mode
"You take point, when bullets fly, I'll be there."
"Try not to die without me."
"Go ahead, count me as a backup gun."
"I'll have a quick smoke out here, shout if you need me."
"What're you waiting for? You can handle it, I can come when shit hits the fan."
"I'm here for the action, you can handle the rest of it."
"Plan B is when I come in, I'll stay here until then."
"Stay safe, okay? I'll run in when you need me."
"I got your back when you need it, okay? You got this."
"I'll wait right here, go on ahead."
Answering Pagers
"Sorry control, it's all clear, I just thought I saw something."
"Just checking up on you man, I know it has to get lonely back there.. how're you doing?"
"I was thinking, I want to see Sicily. See my roots and all that, and I was wondering if you'd ever want to come with me.. hello?"
"Questo fottuto lavoro... what? Oh, shit- sorry control, it's all good here! ...asshole."
"Whyre you calling me? Let me do my job! ...what do you mean I called you? You- whatever, leave me alone."
"I'm gonna order some takeout, not sure what, but I'm hungry.. you want a pizza?"
"Sorry- I passed out and John knocked me over, dickhead.."
"Everything's clear, I just wanted to make sure you were still paying attention, you never know..."
"I miss my wife... She... She took the kids-" [fake sobbing] "Oh god- I'm sorry! I cant- hggh-" [excessive fake sobbing until the end of the pager]
"Sorry, control. This radios just a piece of shit, it's been messing up like crazy".
"Uughhhhhh, I need to talk to someone. I'm so bored, there's nothing out here except me, myself and I!"
"False alarm, I saw my reflection and scared the fuck out of myself, nearly shot at it."
"Y'know what, at this point, can I just fight the first person that comes over here? There's fuck all happening!"
"Ow- no, sorry.. I fell, busted my ass, hit the button. You get how it is."
"I gotta take a shit.. nothing's happening, so I'll be back here in 5. Alright?"
"I wanna see my boyfriend... If I call him to get him over here, you fuckers won't immediately set off the alarm, right?"
"Maybe we can get dinner sometime, not like- not like that! I'm just hungry- forget it."
"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, I don't know this fucking song, da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaaaa!"
Smell
"Jesus fucking Christ-!" [gagging]
Heist Goes Loud
"Son of a BITCH!"
"DAMNIT- LOCK AND LOAD!"
"FUUUUUCKK!"
"DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT!"
"GET READY FOR A FIGHT!"
"GODDAMNIT!"
Calling To Other Heisters [Quiet - Loud]
"Alright, plan B!"
"There goes that idea, haul ass!"
"Shit, okay then, let's do this!"
"Wha-?! Fuck! Alright, get ready!"
"Saw that coming... C'mon!"
"Great, just fucking great!"
Quiet (Follow Me)
"On me."
"Keep it tight."
"Follow me."
"Come with me."
"Follow me, now."
Loud (Follow Me)
"FOLLOW ME!"
"COME WITH ME!"
"COME ON!"
"ON MY LEAD!"
"ON ME! NOW!"
Quiet (Hurry Up)
"Move it, c'mon."
"The fuck are you waiting for? Let's go."
"Move your ass."
"Pick up the pace."
"Faster, faster."
Loud (Hurry Up)
"GO! GO!"
"HAUL ASS!"
"FUCKING HURRY IT UP!"
"LETS GO, CMON, CMON!"
"MOVE IT!"
Quiet (Cuffed)
"Hey, come get me."
"Get these fucking cuffs off."
"Over here, I'm cuffed."
"A bit of help?"
Loud (Cuffed)
"HEY! COME GET THESE FUCKIN' THINGS OFF OF ME!"
"I NEED THESE OFF TO FIGHT!"
"GET ME OUTTA THESE!"
"NEED SOME HELP!"
Sit Down
Quiet
"Sit, right there!"
"Sit down!"
"Get on there!"
"Shut up and sit!"
Loud
"SIT!"
"I SAID SIT DOWN!"
"GET. THE FUCK. DOWN!"
"SIT DOWN!"
Answer Me
Confirming Commands
"Got it!"
"Understood!"
"On it!"
"Alright!"
"I got it, I got it!"
Quiet
"You think you're tough? Answer me before I knock your fucking teeth out."
"I suggest you answer me before this gets messy."
"If you think it's been bad, I can make it a lot worse. Now TALK."
"Talk already!"
"I don't have all day, answer me!"
Loud
"YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE?! TALK!"
"ANSWER ME, GODDAMNIT!"
"YOU START TALKING, OR YOU START HURTING!"
"SPIT IT OUT!"
"YOU THINK YOU GOT GUTS? HOW ABOUT I SHOW THEM TO YOU?!"
Cheer
"WOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOO!"
First World Bank Speech
"Listen up! This is a robbery, we don't wanna hurt any of you, so dont make us! We want the banks money, not yours. Your money's ensured by the federal government, so you won't lose shit! Think of whatever you love! Don't make us shoot you just cause you wanted to be a hero, that's how you end up dead. Do what we tell you to do, and you'll be alright and back to your families real soon, I promise!"
"THIS DRILLS FUCKIN' JUNK!"
Broken Drill [Quiet - Loud]
Quiet
"Oh, goddamnit. The drill!"
"Did children make this thing?"
"Drills jammed, because of COURSE it is."
"That sounds driving me nuts, can someone fix it?"
"Piece of shit drill!"
"This drills gonna make me lose my mind, real fuckin' soon!"
"The drill, we gotta fix it, quick."
"Someone get on that drill, please?"
"My bare hands would be better than this fucking drill!"
"I... [Sigh] The drill... We gotta- gotta.. [trailing off] fix it... Again."
Loud
"FOR CHRISTS SAKE- THE DRILL BROKE AGAIN! SOMEONES GOTTA RESTART IT!"
"CAN WE GET A BETTER FUCKING DRILL ALREADY?!"
"FUCKING! PIECE! OF! SHIT!"
"RRRAAGGHH! THE GODDAMN DRILL IS BROKEN, AGAIN!"
"GODDAMNIT! THE DRILL! SOMEONE- FIX IT ALREADY!"
"DID WE GET THIS DRILL FROM A JUNKYARD?!"
"SOMEONE, GET ON THE DRILL!"
"FIX THAT THING, WILL YOU?!"
"I'M GONNA FUCKIN' HIT SOMEONE UNTIL THAT DRILL GETS FIXED!"
"GODDAMNIT! WE GOTTA RESTART THE COMPUTER!"
Messed Up Computer [Quiet - Loud]
Quiet
"The computers fucked, someone's gotta fix it."
"Can one of you get on that computer?"
"Shit, the computer..."
"We gotta fix that computer."
"Computers out, we gotta fix it."
Loud
"THEY GOT TO THE COMPUTER! FIX IT!"
"SOMEONES GOTTA RESTART THE COMPUTER!"
"ANYONE FEEL LIKE FIXING THAT?!"
"COMPUTERS FUCKED! WE GOTTA FIX IT!"
Finding Objectives
"It's here!"
"Found it, get over here!"
"I found it!"
"Right here!"
"Here it is!"
Door/Vault/Computer Being Opened/Finished
Completing Final Objective
"That's it, let's go!"
"It's done, time to leave!"
"No reason to hang around now, move it!"
"Thats everything? Alright, no reason to stick around now!"
"Jobs done, let's go!"
"Get in there!" (Both)
"That's it, get inside!" (Both)
"We're through!" (Both)
"Fucking finally!" (Both)
"That computers done, let's go!" (Computer)
"Computers finished!" (Computer)
"Let's see what's in there, c'mon!" (Door)
"Doors opens move!" (Door)
"Let's get paid!" (Vault)
"Vaults open, gang!" (Vault)
Inside The Vault
"Bag it up, everyone!"
"Grab as much as you can carry!"
"Fuck yeah! Take it all!"
Cursing
Getting All Loot
"That's all of it!"
"Didn't leave 'em a damn thing!"
"They got nothing left, let's go!"
"Shit!"
"Oh, fuck me!"
"OH, COME THE FUCK ON!"
"Great, just what we fuckin' needed!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
"GODDAMNIT!"
"WELL, FUCK YOU TOO!"
"Son of a whore!"
"Bitch!"
Tear Gas
"GAS! GAS!"
[coughing] "Oh- SHIT! TEAR GAS!"
"GET OUT OF HERE- THEYRE GASSING US!"
Smoke
"SMOKE! KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!"
"THEY'RE HIDING IN THE SMOKE!"
"BASTARDS! THEY CAN SEE THROUGH THE SMOKE!"
Taking Hostages [Quiet - Loud]
Anxious/Uncertain
"I got a bad feeling about this..."
"That.. can't be good."
"Well, what do we do now?!"
"Shit, that's bad, what do we do?!"
"Fffuck... I think this is about to get real ugly."
Quiet (Civilians)
"On the floor, quickly."
"Get down and shut it!"
"Lay down, now."
"Don't make me hurt you."
"Did you not hear me?! I said stay down!"
"It's not the time to fuck with me, people, stay on the ground."
"If you don't stay down, I will KEEP you down!"
"Does it sound like I'm joking, motherfucker? Hit the floor."
"On the ground, if anyone gets up, I'll knock you back to the ground, got it?"
"Losing my patience here, folks, stay on the ground!"
Loud (Civilians)
"HIT THE DECK!"
"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"
"DOWN! DOWN!"
"STAY THERE MOTHERFUCKER!"
"YOU'RE MAKIN' ME MAD! STAY THE FUCK DOWN!"
"YOU THINK I'M PLAYING?! STAY DOWN!"
"DO I LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF MAN YOU WANNA MAKE MAD?!"
"I GOT AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER- SO STAY THE FUCK DOWN!"
"DON'T BE A HERO!"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR LEGS?! THEN STAY ON THE GROUND!"
Quiet (Officers)
"Drop the gun."
"Let me see those hands."
"You're under arrest."
"Put it down."
"Cuff yourself."
"Slap on the cuffs, or I'll fucking end you."
"Put on those cuffs."
Loud (Officers)
"HANDS! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!"
"DROP THE PIECE!"
"LOSE THAT GUN, MOTHERFUCKER!"
"YOU WANNA DIE? PUT DOWN THE GUN!"
"CUFFS ON!"
"PUT ON THOSE CUFFS, NOW!"
"I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU- NOW PUT THE CUFFS ON!"
Get Up (Non-Inspire)
"Get the fuck up!"
"ON YOUR FEET, NOW!"
"UP! I SAID GET UP!"
"MOVE YOUR ASS!"
"BACK UP! CMON! CMON!"
Using Throwables
"Heads up!"
"Eat this, motherfuckers!"
"Shits about to get loud!"
"Cover your ears!"
"Grenade out!"
"Dinnertime!"
Explosives On Doors/Walls
"Get out of the way!"
"It's gonna blow, move!"
"It's set, go!"
"Time for the fireworks!"
"Stand back and watch!"
Medicbag / Hurt
"Agh-! Someone get me some drugs!"
"Son of a bitch, I'm hurt! Anyone got a medicbag?!"
"They got me good, I need help!"
"Bastards! Who's got the meds?!"
"I'm bleeding bad- fuck!"
"AUGH! LUCKY SHOT!"
"MotherFUCK! That HURT!"
"AAAGH! DAMNIT! I'M NOT GOIN' OUT LIKE THIS!"
"Think that'll kill me?!"
[coughing (blood) excessively] "THATS- NOTHIN'!"
"I'M HURTIN' BAD! GET ME A MEDIC BAG!"
"HGH- FUCK! I'M NOT OUT YET!"
"I'M GONNA HIT THE FLOOR REAL FUCKIN' SOON IF I DON'T GET A MEDIC BAG!"
"I THINK I'M DYING HERE!"
"I'm- I'm hurt! I'm hurt bad!"
"OOMPH- SHI-HIT! I'M BLEEDING HERE!"
Low On Ammo
Healing
"Yeah... That's it."
"Back in the fight!"
"All better now!"
"I'm alright, let's go!"
"I'm not dead yet, time to go."
"I'm dry, get me some lead!"
"I'm gonna have to start swinging if I can't get some ammo!"
"It's gonna get messy if I can't get some bullets!"
"Shit, I'm out! Anyone got an ammo bag?!"
"Fuck! I need some ammo, anyone wanna share?"
Reviving Other Heisters
"Hey, you'll be okay, come on."
"They fucked you up, huh? Then let's go fuck them up."
"You still breathing? Let's get you up, fight ain't over yet."
"Did you hear a bell or something? We're not done!"
"You can do it, I know you can. So get up!"
"Not gonna let you die here, let's move it."
"You look like shit, but it ain't over yet!"
"Jesus! You still breathing? Good, then let's move!"
Inspire
"YOU CANT DIE HERE- GET UP AND FIGHT!"
"DONT STOP SHOOTING!"
"BULLETS CANT STOP YOU! GET UP DAMNIT!"
"GET OFF THE FLOOR AND KILL SOME PIGS!"
Spotting Specials [Quiet - Loud]
Quiet
Shield
"Shield, keep an eye out."
"I see a shield."
"Shoot that shield in the back."
Taser
"See that? They've got a taser."
"Ah hell, don't let that taser hit you."
"Taser there!"
Sniper
"Sniper, watch the laser."
"Sniper in my sights."
"Watch out for the sniper."
Bulldozer
"Dozers on the field."
"Tough bastards out."
"Damnit, a dozer."
Medic
"Medic, take him out."
"Doctor's here."
"I see a medic."
Cloaker
"Cloaker, back up- back up."
"Don't let the cloaker get away."
"Sneaky son of a bitch- aim for the cloaker."
Captain Winters
"A captain, send that merry band to hell."
"Shit, Captain brought the squad."
"See that? Bunch of shields, it's the captain."
"Captains here."
Turret
"A turret, blow it up."
"Where the hell did that turret come from?"
"They aren't playing around, they've got a turret."
"Bullshit, a turret!"
Loud
Shield
"Shield!"
"Get around that shield!"
"Watch it- shield!"
Taser
"Taser, TASER!"
"Kill the taser!"
"Tasers getting ready!"
Sniper
"FUCK! SNIPER!"
"Get some cover, there's a marksman!"
"Sniper! Don't get hit!"
Bulldozer
"Aim for that fuckers visor!"
"Keep your distance, there's a dozer!"
"Damn bulldozer!"
Medic
"Medic! Give him a taste of his own medicine!"
"Medics here to help, don't let him!"
"SHOOT THE DOCTOR!"
Cloaker
"CLOAKERS RIGHT THERE!"
"STOP THAT CLOAKER!"
"GODDAMN NINJA!"
Captain Winters
"CAVALRYS HERE!"
"That's a lot of shields! Get the Captain out!"
"Focus fire on the Captain!"
Turret
"FUCKING TURRET!"
"THATS NOT FAIR- ITS A TURRET!"
"TURRET! STAY AWAY FROM ITS SIGHTS!"
Killing Specials [Quiet - Loud]
Quiet
Shield
"Shields down."
"I killed the shield."
"That shield won't be bothering us anymore."
"No more shield."
Taser
"Ha! Got the taser."
"Taser got wiped out."
"Fuck you, taser."
"Tasers down."
Sniper
"Sniper won't be a problem anymore."
"That sniper got fucked."
"See you in hell, sniper."
"Killed the sniper."
Bulldozer
"Holy shit- I got the dozer."
"Dozers done for."
"Dropped on YOU like a piano, didn't I dozer?"
"Dozers finished."
Medic
"That medic just lost his doctor's license."
"Showed that fucking medic what's what."
"Closed casket for the medic."
"Medics dead."
Cloaker
"King, 1. Cloaker, 0."
"Write the cloaker an obituary."
"Got the ninja."
"Cloaker out."
Loud
Shield
"COULDNT BLOCK THAT BULLET, SHIELD!"
"How'd that taste, shield?!"
"Stupid shield, shouldntve fucked with me!"
"Killed the shield!"
Taser
"Tasers dead!"
"You like that for a shock, taser?"
"Eat shit, taser!"
"Taser couldn't handle me!"
Sniper
"Guess I'm the better sniper, sniper!"
"Sniper was good, but not good enough!"
"Killed that sniper!"
"Snipers dead!"
Bulldozer
"Fuck you, dozer!"
"Dozers got a meeting with the devil!"
"Dozers not gonna be fucking with us anymore!"
"Killed the dozer!"
Medic
"The doc is dead!"
"Made the medic just another body!"
"Medic is fuckin' out!"
"Medic down!"
Cloaker
"Dropped the cloaker!"
"Cloaker died like a bitch!"
"Eat that, cloaker!"
"Cloakers dead!"
Preparing For An Assault
"They're coming, get ready!"
"Lock and load, there's gonna be a lot of them!"
"Get ready!"
"Coming from all sides, make sure you're loaded up!"
"Let's do this, let's do this, LETS FUCKIN' DO THIS!"
"I'm not going down without a fight, goddamnit!"
[three rhythmic, deep breaths] "I got this, I can do this..."
"They're bringing the heat, let's cool it off!"
Random Comments During An Assault
"Check your ammo, don't let it run dry!"
"Everyone okay? Good!"
"We're doing good, just keep pushing them back!"
"Keep fighting! Keep shooting!"
"Don't stay in the open, get behind some cover!"
"Jesus Christ, did they send the entire army?!"
"DIE! DIE! FUCKING DIE!"
"I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
"Watch your ass!"
"Don't give them an INCH!"
"You can't take us out!"
"WHO WANTS IT NEXT?!"
"I'm not running out of bullets anytime soon! Keep 'em coming!"
"How many do we have to kill before they fuck off?!"
Warnings During An Assault
Helicopter
"THEY'VE GOT A CHOPPER!"
"DROPPING IN FROM THE HELICOPTER!"
"HELICOPTER!"
"BULLSHIT- A HELICOPTER?!"
Roof
"THEY'RE COMIN' IN FROM THE FUCKING ROOF!"
"ABOVE! DONT LET THEM GET THE DROP ON YOU!"
"WATCH YOUR ASS- THEY'RE DROPPING DOWN!"
"WATCH OUT! COMING IN HOT FROM ABOVE!"
"THEY'RE ON THE ROOF!"
"THEY'RE UP HIGH!"
Storming
"THEYRE COMIN' IN! KEEP THEM OUT!"
"WATCH THE SIDES!"
"KEEP THEM BACK!"
"TAKE A STAND, GODDAMNIT!"
Vents
"WATCH THE VENTS!"
"THE VENTS?! FUCK! WATCH THEM!"
"COMING IN HOT FROM THE VENTS!"
"HOW THE HELL-?! WATCH THOSE VENTS!"
End Of Assault Waves
"THEYRE BACKING OFF!"
"RUN, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M STILL COMING FOR YOU!"
"THEY'RE LEAVIN' US ALONE!"
"TURN TAIL AND RUN, COCKSUCKERS!"
"THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKIN' DO IT!"
"LOOK AT IT! THEY'RE PULLING BACK!"
"YOU REGRET FUCKIN' WITH US YET?!"
Calling For Help While Down
"I'M DYING HERE! HELP ME!"
"GET ME UP- PLEASE!"
"I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! GET ME UP!"
"DONT LET ME DIE HERE!"
"I CAN HELP YOU! SO HELP ME!"
Being Revived
"Thanks.. I owe you one."
"I'm getting payback for that, believe me."
"Thank you, let's move."
"Breaks over..."
"Okay, now I'm fucking MAD."
"Good to know you've got me."
"Appreciate it."
"My knight in shining armor."
"Almost thought you were gonna let me die... Thanks, for not doing that."
"I'm good, I'm all good- thanks."
Picking Up Packages
"Ha! I've got it boys!"
"It's delivered!"
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Found it!"
"Not losing this."
Seeing The Escape Vehicle
"Theres our ride, double time it!"
"That's our escape, let's get out of here!"
"Helllloo, beautiful! That's our way out!"
"Finally, we made it!"
"We're nearly out, just a little more!"
We Need To Leave
"Hurry the fuck UP! WE GOTTA GO!"
"We need to get out of here NOW! HURRY IT UP!"
"WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR?! WE CAN'T STICK AROUND FOREVER!"
"OUR ESCAPES RIGHT THERE- LETS GO!"
"MOVE YOUR ASS SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE!"
Escaping A Heist
"We make it look easy!"
"Fuck yeah, that's how you do it!"
"They didn't have a CHANCE at stopping us!"
"WOOOHHH! WE FUCKIN' DID IT!"
"That was like a damn action movie, good work everyone."
"Done and done!"
"We made it! Of course we did!"
Safehouse Lines
General
"Hey, what's up with you?"
"This place is... Amazing. I'm glad you guys let me in here."
"Wanna smoke with me sometime? It's more fun with a friend."
"I want to fight someone, might go and see if I can find something through the grapevine."
"What do you think of this place? Feels a little cramped, I've been thinking of checking out that building close by, get us some more room."
"Why's Rust such a dickhead? Swear to god, guy wants to talk one second, the next he's threatening to smash my head in."
"I've been hearing shouting from the bathroom for an hour now, what the hell is going on in there?"
"Sooo... Who's that guy down with that hockey gear?"
"Che cazzo è successo a tutti loro? ... non importa adesso, non si ricorderanno di me.
"It's weird not wearing a mask around you guys, not complaining. Breathing in that thing is a fuckin' nightmare."
"What's up?"
"If you need somethin', I'm your guy."
"...mh? Sorry- sorry.. I'm tired."
Directed
"So you're the mastermind... I always thought you were the leader, not Bain." [Dallas]
"Military, huh? It's obvious, anyone with any kind of experience can tell just from the way you handle your guns, your tactics, I could figure it out from the jump. So why are you here?" [Chains]
"Why do they call you Wolf anyways? There's probably a lotta reasons, actually..." [Wolf]
"Born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you're still here... I respect it." [Hoxton]
"Could you help me with my car sometime? It's uh.. barely holding on, to be honest." [Houston]
"Is that story about you with the pencil true? I don't mean any offense, I'm just wondering." [Wick]
"Having long hair like that isn't the best idea, too easy to grab, even easier to identify, but, hey. You do you." [Clover]
"I like you Dragan, you're a bit of an ass, and as untrustworthy as a crook can be... And I got nothing else, I wanted to say something nice but I don't have anything." [Dragan]
"You're one scary motherfucker, I'm glad you're on our side." [Jacket]
"Heyyy.. uh- Sokol, right? You wanna- I dunno, get drinks sometime?" [Sokol]
"Fuck me, you're massive. You look like you could rip a dozer in half." [Bonnie]
"Those tattoos tell a story, makes me wonder about you a little more." [Jiro]
"You got some beautiful boards, never been surfing though.. maybe you can show me how to with one of them." [Bodhi]
"Jesus Christ, get in a shower, please. I can smell you from here." [Jimmy]
"If you really wanna do some damage, I can get you some homemade napalm. Certified by yours truly, wrecks shit like nothing else." [Sydney]
"Call me a cocksucker one more time, and I'll bite yours off." [Rust]
"Hey, Tony! Where the hell have you been? That room of yours is empty a lot, makes me think you just left." [Scarface]
"Keep talkin' about your drinks from Mexico, how they're so much better than anything in America- makes me want to try them. Could I?" [Sangres]
"This is weird but, did you ever consider recording audiobooks? Your voice is perfect for it." [Duke]
"Get the fuck away from me, right now." [Ethan/Hila]
"I feel like my brains gonna fucking explode everytime you shout something about points or Electro, yknow." [Joy]
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rattlesnakess-den · 3 months
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we need one more person with animal hesiter name but then we can go and blow shit uup hehehehe I'm happy to find another heister also you sound like striker to me if you dont know him pls it be funny look up heluva boss also pls dont tell my dads that i know what that is I think wolf would kill me thansk!
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Now I- I don't think I know to much bout who that is. Don't think I'm too familiar with "he-loov-a b-"....... wait..... is that spose ta be said like "hell of a boss." Y'know, Guess I better look that one up.
*one very short video later*
Hah. Interestin fella. Lemme guess, ya think that cause I'm a cowboy too? Haha. Seems more of a edgelord ta me than I am. (wait he rattles i-) Anywho, assumin this "heluva boss" is a show then? Now I'm wonderin': why wouldn't Wolf want ya knowin bout this?
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handhelld · 2 years
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“Care to make a deal?”
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