#Payments-as-a-Service

[ordopay]

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[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Toddler's Problem: she is holding a snack in one hand, but wants to do a fun activity that requires two hands. Problem Solving Mode Activated

Toddler: daddy you hold it?

Husband: yes I'll hold it -reaches for snack-

Toddler: -still holding snack- you no eat it?

Husband: I won't eat it

Toddler: just hold it safe?

Husband: I'll hold it safe, I won't eat it

Toddler, filled with suspicion: -hands it over- -takes two steps- you no hold it in your tummy?

Husband: I won't hold it in my tummy, I promise!

Toddler, doing doing the activity several metres away: mummy! Look! Watch me! Daddy, don't eat it!

(no snacks or toddlers were harmed in this story)

[timetodiverge]

Sabine Wren, staring at her gf's completely bare, unpainted back: absolutely not. Unacceptable

(WIP until I learn how to draw properly *cries*)

Bonus:

...of course the real question is how tf Sabine got Shin to sit still this long...

[unpretty]

oh my fucking god, if i want to be able to filter kofi/patreon payments in a way that would let people automatically pay for either basic or premium memberships on my site, i have to pay $20 a month for the fancy plan on zapier. if you don't want to pay through my site directly you have to suffer in silence regardless of how much you're paying, i guess.

[bruciemilf]

Officially three days off from work. This is your yearly reminder to please, for the love of god, if you decide to be an asshole on New Year’s Eve and call customer support, treat your goddam agents like people. We aren’t punching bags, we aren’t robots, we aren’t just things you can hurt for 20 minutes and go on about your day. We are people, just like you. A screen doesn’t change that.

[theninjamouse]

My massive grant proposal is complete and submitted!

It's for an 18 month photography story project and it pays. A Lot. So if I get it, it will be an actual life changing thing. I truly believe I have a real shot at getting it

I will now be jello upon the floor for the next few hours thank u goodnight

[syn4k]

im out here doing ap level analysis on this series of events trying to figure out how and why a thing happened in a decade old minecraft series

[topazshadowwolf]

random question but does the Nootmare pay taxes?

Sale taxes, yes. But he is not reporting his income and his property is hidden from the Multiverse IRS. So, for the most part, no, he does not pay taxes, he opposes taxes, and will gladly toss tea in any bay to prove his antitaxes point. In the end, he will eventually be brought down by the Multiverse IRS for tax dodging.

Sorry for the spoiler for the end of HNBD, which does not actually stand for How Nightmare Became Dadmare but How Nightmare Began Dodging (taxes).

[ghostly-idiot]

hey splatoon fans who came across my stupid ramble post and are somehow still here

should i make a domestic au for these two enby canon-bot lovers

its gonna be like

really fluffy, really sweet, really cute

might be a bit angsty at times

might introduce 2 other characters in there (they're just normal inkfish lol)

might sometimes get writing help from yall (aka i will call upon you every 2 chapters maybe)

sorry for the shitty drawing btw i can definitely do better but apparently i regressed into my 2020-2021 artstyle for that /j

[monstraduplicia]

my brain literally chooses the worst guys to hyperfixate on. max irons had been in like 10 things half of which are terrible and no one has cared about him for like. a decade. now im bewitched by louis hofmann who has BARELY had a career and there's like. next to no fan content for him 🫠🫠🫠

[five-hour-anxiety]

you know you fucked up when the YouTube comments section is completely unified to tell you how badly you fucked up

[cuppajj]

Wdym clip studio paint is dropping a version 3.0… they just dropped version 2.0… wait what do you mean version 1.0 owners would have to double pay if they want to upgrade??? they wanna neglect 1.0 so bad to get us on their stupid sub service huh 💀💀

[choccy-zefirka]

Hey fellas!

[espectres]

one thing i need u guys to know is, i pirate things. like. ALWAYS ...

[papermonkeyism]

HI ok I gotta ask - your post has made me insanely curious - you mention having cash at hand while waiting for your new card (resourceful) but none of the sources of cash was a bank or ATM.

Where I'm from cash is still used a lot (as we minimum wage workers get paid in cash) and as a result there are multiple ATM's within walking distance at all times and banks no more than 15-20 minutes drive away. Is this... different where you're from? (For context I'm from Africa)

We get paychecks directly to the bank account here, and I usually just pay with my card everywhere I need to, because it's more convenient than having a lot of coins and bills around. While there are ATM machines here (there are several within a walking distance from where I live), you use them with your card, so without having one, I can't get money out of the money withdrawing machine. I don't know how you do it, but without a card I can only get money out of the bank account by (online) bank transfers, and that's pretty hard at grocery store register.

Our bank offices stopped handing out cash several years ago, of which I am still very salty about.

I got some cash from my mom, and I had a handful of coins left over from the last time I had used an ATM a while back, but that's kinda rare for me, since most places accept card.

[kazz-brekker]

man i can't believe i started reading a fun fantasy novel about thieves only to discover that it's really about the crushing weight of student loans