#Peter parker

[romanoffshouse]

Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

[aintinacage]

Arachno-Humanoid Poly-Multiverse Earth | @monthly-challenge

[incorrectmarvelquote]

May: What are you doing over the summer?

Peter: I’m helping to build a house for the poor

May: We’re poor, start here

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: *calls Natasha* Hey, are you busy right now? Natasha: A little bit. Why? Peter: Oh, no worries. Nothing important. *5 hours later* Natasha: You got stabbed?! Why didn't you say anything?! Peter: You were busy!

[spiderfunkz]

all i can think abt is tasm!peter in his room listening to music and stitching up his suit 😞

in my head he’s a smiths and mcr fan

this is soooo real!!! slow days with peter where he just plays music in the background as he stitches up his suit & you're on his bed reading his messy journal entries, it's quiet, the weather is perfect, the sun isn't too bright, and you're enjoying each others presence.

small blurb ahead, not proofread.

new york is always busy and loud. no matter what time it was or how the weather is, the city never sleeps.

though this particular afternoon was quiet. maybe it was because the music peter was playing, the old cd player still works to your surprise, or maybe it was because you were so focused on peter's old journal he let you read.

"oh this ones funny. april 19th, a year ago." you giggled. peter hummed, "what did i say?" — "dear diary, today i was in a rush to class. instead of grabbing my pencil, i stupidly grabbed the banana on the counter beside it. i think i was half-asleep because i didn't question the texture difference until i stepped foot in the class holding a half opened banana."

"that wasn't me," peter shook his head. "i would never write 'dear diary' at the start of my entry."

"but you would bring a half opened banana?"

peter nodded his head.

you lay back down at the bed. flipping through the pages of the journal. peter had his glasses on, which you think is adorable, he doesn't wear it that often though. he thinks it's nerdy but thankfully you like nerds. obviously.

"ooh i like this song." you commented.

"everyone likes the smiths," peter stated. "no one likes it as much as me though." he smiled at you, rather threatening-ly.

"okay.. do they help you focus?" you raided your brow. peter was still looking at you, "yeah.."

"really? the hole you're trying to stitch is getting bigger, peter."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.

Steve: You just said it again.

Peter:

Tony: I am not a role model.

[fotibrit]

Thinking about how dramatically different Spider-Man will be post spell. Like,,, is he going i try to keep up the quips and jokes and smiles? Is he going to try to be who he used to be?

He’s not who he used to be.

He’s not. and i have a feeling he won’t let himself grieve.

He’s going to prop up the corpse of the Lighthearted Friendly Spider-Man he was, and make it dance. and he’s going to be so, so angry at himself for not being who he once was.

[wwwilson]

where we droppin, DP?

[why-i-love-comics]

Amazing Spider-Man #47 (2024)

written by Zeb Wells art by Todd Nauck & Sonia Oback

[novakiart]

i literally have a withdrawal for your stuff is this healthy

oh dear I'm prescribing you one dose of this warm-up pete I doodled yesterday. pls follow up with your GP if symptoms persist

[peterbthegayone]

*stabs him*

OW FUCK!

[iminkandpaper]

Favourite genre of fanfics is Found Family: Accidental Dad Edition

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: *finds a stray cat* Peter: Can we keep it? Natasha: Sorry, kid, Maria is allergic. Peter: Maria can stay outside.

[monarchberrysblog]

Is Miguel 6’9 or nah???

Y'all, I'm getting a brain aneurysm.

There is no way that Miguel is 6’7/6’9. I refuse to believe that… like it doesn't sound right. And hear me out.

LIKE LOOK:

Peter is 5’9/5’10 (average height for men), and when I see him standing next to Miguel, Miguel seems slightly taller than Peter. JUST SLIGHTLY.

I MIGHT BE TRIPPIN, BUT HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE.

This man has to be around 6’3-ish or at least 1.95m. I can't unsee this now wtf. Because Miguel’s hands are big as hell, like in the scene where he has his hand over the Vulture? I don't know I'm getting into a rabbit hole of questions.

Let me know what you all think. Do you think Miguel is 6’3-ish or 6’9, like the fandom claims?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing school over our friendship.

Peter: Because I barely know you?

Wade: Fine, message received.