slight volume warning... i think.?? it's not particularly loud audio, i don't think, there's just a lot of yelling. should i tag that? ill tag that. better safe.
this audio reminds me a lot of myself. fun pyto fact: when i was younger, i was eating eggs for breakfast as one does, and i like my eggs Salted. so i added salt, clearly.
it wasnt salt. it was sugar. i didnt figure it out, because, why would a bowl of sugar randomly be in the table? if there's anything in that bowl, it had to be salt. so i continously added sugar to my eggs and got confused when it only tasted sweeter.
i dont remember if i ended up eating them or making new ones.. . i think i did eat them, though
Re: Notice to Cease and Desist for Specific Activity
Dear Katydid,
What provoked you to do that to me in the last chapter of “How (NOT) to Survive Your Pet Death Worlder”?! I thought after the Izukus Union submitted their demands to you, you agreed to take it down a notch.
If you do not arrange for my rescue by the next chapter on Sunday, a lawsuit will be commenced against you. Lawyer Izuku from the Ace Fanboy series has agreed to take my case. You may also pass along notice to co-author Zyla_SweetBean as I was unable to find their tumblr.
Sincerely,
Izuku Midoriya (the Death Worlder variant)
Oh dear, Izuku. I know you're smarter than assuming I'm Katydid based on tumblr's unreliability, so you're probably just sending this from AfO's device and didn't double check that his contacts were correct, which is fair. I'll do my best to send it to the real Katydid, who is here. i would also love to see you escape next week, so i hope for your best!
As Small beafts they probably have high metabolisms, probably less than a humans. Which would lead to excellent angst.
But also TINY MOUSE MAN LIVE FOREVER
I think he should live forever and ever and he’s like the heirloom tortoise of the human resistance. He’s a little old man and you have to heat up his little rice bag for him to put on his joints because the cold makes his arthritis worse. Also in this au Gordon didn’t get put into stasis so he’s like 47 in the events of HL2 he’s so fucking stressed out it’s bad for him. Gman is still interested in Gordon though he’s still being evaluated because the gmans employers were like “you are not hiring this fucking mouse” but gman is very insistent on it because I think it would be funny.
my au has such heavy frenrey leanings honestly I'm kind of embarrassed. they were already weird as fuck in canon when they hated each other and now the whole premise of the AU is for Gordon to Get Along with Benrey so it's like. can you two relax
[ID: Batman in a side profile view. He's frowning and the underside of his nose is slightly visible underneath his cowl. There's two written sound effects to signify that he's sniffing the air. END ID]