#Probe

[theotherendcomics]

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[neil-gaiman]

i know most of your asks are about sandman and good omens, so im gonna go against that trend and instead ask about a niche short story of yours from 1985. its understandable if you dont remember but i thought i'd give it a shot anyway

so in "when is a door" from secret origins, you mention the characters quiz and probe as part of the riddlers backstory. the dc wiki states that these are the same characters as echo and query (created by chuck dixon) and query and quiz (created for a cartoon i think?? or by doug moench. i dont remember). in your opinion, do you think these are all the same characters or are query and echo separate from quiz and probe? this is a long standing discussion between riddler enjoyers and im curious to hear you weigh in

I'm pretty sure it was Query and Probe in Secret Origins. I'm pretty sure that was their first appearance anywhere, and they have transmuted since. I forget whether they were originally my idea or Matt Wagner's (ditto the male assistants all called Mark).

[silverview]

the devil of winterborne (1995)

[lonestarflight]

"In this artist's rendition, the Galileo spacecraft is being boosted into its inter-planetary trajectory by the Inertial Upper Stage (IUS) rocket. The Space Shuttle Atlantis, which is scheduled to take Galileo and the IUS from Earth's surface into space, is depicted against the curve of Earth. Galileo will be placed on a trajectory to Venus, from which it will return to Earth at higher velocity and then gain still more energy in two gravity-assist passes, until it has enough velocity to reach Jupiter. Passing Venus, it will take scientific data using instruments designed for observing Jupiter; later, it will make measurements at Earth and the moon, crossing above the moon's north pole in the second pass. Between the two Earth passes, it will edge into the asteroid belt, beyond Mars' orbit; there, the first close-up observation of an asteroid is planned. Crossing the belt later, another asteroid flyby is possible."

Date: April 1989

NASA ID: S89-42940

[leagueofno9]

Andrew Powell - The Ghost Of Winterborne💗

[qualifiedaquarian]

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Probe The UNKNOWN, Rainbow Publications, July '75

[tolbachik-art]

Hello, everyone! Thank you so much for your patience between pieces of art; it's been a hectic year!

This piece is gift art for @whirligig-girl, who has been an invaluable help to me as I progress in getting my art skills up to snuff. I’m very grateful for her help, so go give her a follow!

I have another two pieces I’m currently working on, with differing levels of complexity. The one is a study, and a very large one at that. The other is a simple system comparison of my novel’s system and our own, inspired by a scale comparison piece by Luna. That one will most likely be done first, while the study will take a lot more time. I cannot stress this enough, it is a very big piece! 

Also, to those who are interested, commissions in this style are open; I’m moving soon, and I really need to start raising funds for things. That, and my senior cat has been plagued by all kinds of medical maladies so far this year, and I’d like to help my sibling out with all the bills. So, if you’re interested, you can check out my ko-fi here for more details! 

Thanks again for your patience, and I hope you have a great day!

As always, it has an image ID, and will have one in the reblogs as well. :)

[unreesonable]

The oldest source I can find for the "I forbid it!" quote, December 2004

[kabr0ztrousers]

Aliens have taken over and noticed just how hard all the women work to keep the human species going through their pregnancies. They decided that enough is enough and the men will begin to carry the pregnancies from today on! You're one of the first men who is taken (against his will) to go through the process of making your body a hospitable place for the baby. Lucky for you the process feels much nicer than you thought.

Kabr0z Writes episode 88: Turnabout

Find the rest of the Kabr0z Writes anthology here!

CWs: willing and informed consent; medfet; mpreg; weird science; aliens; body horror;

A/N: This one's a little shorter, but still worth the look. Also not sure exactly how to CW this one, so caveat emptor.

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The ships arrived without warning. NORAD spending billions of dollars to track the skies, and an armada of thousands of spacecraft appeared in the middle of the night. The first anyone knew about them was a shimmer in the air and a transmission across the world. Every channel, every screen, every language. They had been monitoring the Earth from afar, a hundred and thirty lightyears of communication, culture and art. Every symphony, every symposium, every failed sitcom, they've seen it. One thing stood out, throughout all of modern history, a throughline connecting every facet of the human experience:

Men are pigs

They didn't invade, not really. They took humankind under their wing, promised to usher you to the stars. There was only one stipulation: you, as a species, had to learn your lesson. Their method was simple: a whole generation would be borne by men.

You and your girlfriend had been planning to have a kid for months, but hadn't got lucky yet. The aliens guaranteed conception, and the contraceptive field they projected means the usual method wouldn't do the trick no matter how hard you tried. Sure didn't stop anyone trying.

The clinic was clean, and almost empty. Aggressively inoffensive muzak piped over the intercom, family planning magazines strewn on tables. The tannoy called your name. You stepped into the office.

A chair stood in the middle of the room, restraints gleamed on the arms and legs, waiting for you.

A voice came over the speakers in the room "Please undress and sit down"

You hesitated. Heart fluttering with anxiety

"Please undress and sit down"

You took off your jeans, then your shirt. The room was warm, even stood there naked. The chair didn't look any less intimidating.

"Please sit down"

So it wasn't just a recording. You eased yourself into the chair. It was covered in a cold plastic sheet. The cuffs closed over your wrists and ankles. Motors whirred under you, spreading your legs as a probe aimed itself at your rear.

The probe pressed against your hole, warmed by some interior heat source, and squirted a generous portion of lubricant onto you.

You tensed against it on reflex. The probe slid in easily, stretching your inexperienced ass as it sank into you.

"Procedure commencing. Please relax"

Relax, it said. The probe sank into you, the heat building as it vibrated against your prostate. Like someone turning on a tap, you started leaking immediately. It sank into the flesh inside you. Your cock leaked harder as the probe twisted and cut, expanding and manipulating.

You moaned, legs twitching as the probe cut a pouch into you. The searing heat cauterised as it went, before seeding tissue into your bowels, crafting an endometrial lining into the opening it made.

You felt your balls clenching, trying to press out every last drop of cum as the probe worked backwards. Every new inch of fertile womb it built inside you was accompanied by a fresh rush of pleasure, keeping you trapped in wave upon wave of bliss. You couldn't think, couldn't speak. All you could manage was to whine and leak, cum flowing from the tip of your flaccid cock as the machinery transformed you.

"Implanting zygote. Please stand by"

The probe latched on to the lining it had made, pressing out a frozen fertilised egg you'd seen prepared on a previous visit. One hundred percent human, naturally fertilised, with no artificial selection, as demanded by the alien's laws. It bound your child-to-be into your new womb, before sealing the entrance with a monitoring chip and a plug of fresh scar tissue.

The machine pulled out. The profound emptiness struck you. Your still lubed asshole winked with the last few clenches of your orgasm. Your limbs were released and you took a handful of wipes from a dispenser, cleaning yourself before putting your clothes back on. The door swung silently open and you stepped out, precious cargo on board.

Over the next months, the monitor implanted in you gave you regular updates. Your child was growing well, and healthy. Your ultrasounds came back promisingly. A human doctor was always on hand for a second opinion, not that he ever disagreed with the device implanted in you.

The day finally arrived. You waddled into the delivery room, and a set of mechanical arms set to work, cutting and grabbing, pulling your baby from your belly. It went to a midwife first, who checked its vitals, just a box-ticking exercise after the precision surgery, and handed it to you.

"Congratulations" she said "it's a girl"

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Well

That went a bit more body horror than expected. One of these days, I'll just describe someone getting Compleated in an extremely graphic sequence, and at least one of you will get off to it.

I know I would

[ab-art-manga]

Illustration terminée !

Après des heures de travail, voici ma version de la Probe Protoss de Starcraft !

J’ai voulu retranscrire l’élégance et la technologie avancée des Protoss à travers ce design détaillé.

🔹 Matériaux dorés

🔹 Énergie psionique en fusion

🔹 Détails high-tech

J’espère que les fans de Starcraft apprécieront !

Et si @blizzard voit ça, ce serait un honneur ! 🫡

[silverview]

reece on p.r.o.b.e.

[jero-2tek]

The Commander was still wondering if his attempts at first contact had utterly failed, right up to the point where they brought out the anal probe...this was indeed going to result in yet another embarrassing mission report...

[arsonistpitofhell]

we feel like that one of those days,,,

[nando161mando]

A Senate probe found Amazon manipulated injury data to make warehouses appear safer. It's twice as high as other warehouse jobs.