#Ranboo x y/n

[sunshine-on-marz]

JEALOUS RANBOO AND WILBUR (seperate) x FEM!READER. ITS A NEEEEDDDDD.

Ok so I really hope I do this ask justice

(I added Tommy and Jschlatt bc they’re my sillies)

Wilbur〞

-He’s not a super jealous person person

-Lies^

-He’s more scared that someone will be better than him

-Which is dumb

-Because he’s so boyfriend

-So when an (admittedly handsome) guy starts flirting with you

-He’s quick to walk over and justly kiss the top of your head and introduce himself

- “I’m Wilbur, their boyfriend. Who are you?”

-His voice almost shakes but he pulls it together

-He needs lots of extra cuddles that nights

Ranboo〞

-This guy is another not jealous but just scared one

-They just want you to be happy

-But they’re really scared that it won’t be THEM making you happy

-So when you’re laughing and smiling with some guy he doesn’t know he suddenly gets quiet.

-Stops mid sentence with Aimsey

-Texts you a quick “can you come see?”

-You happily walk over and they kiss your cheek

-The guy you’d been talking too immediately walks off to some girl across the room when he sees you with who you’re clearly dating

-Then it all clicks to you so you’re glued to ranboo all night and everyone is happy

Tommy〞

-This dude doesn’t get scared he just gets sad

-Walks over and asks you “who’s this?” with the biggest puppy eyes and it breaks your heart

-“It’s just my friend Tom, [Friend] this is my boyfriend, Tommy, Tommy this is [friend]”

-Then he’s fine

-But he does stay next to you for the rest of the night

Jschlatt〞

-Ohhh this guy

-He’s more possessive if anything

-He trusts you more than he trusts himself

-He knows you wouldn’t cheat

-But he still doesn’t like his partner getting flirted with, because who does?

-So when someone from the staff at the creator party you’re at gets a bit to comfortable Schlatt is fast to step in

-“Hey toots, who’s he?”

-^Said in the worlds snarkiest voice

-Hands grabbing your hips and chin on your head as he smirks at the guy

-You, being oblivious to the man’s real intentions, smile and introduce the men to each other.

-Schlatt won’t lead you away from the guy, infact, he encourages you two to keep taking

-But he stays put right behind you

-Starring daggers at the man

-So the conversation ends rather quick 

——————

I fear I may have gotten carried away at the end there

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ notes: just wanted to do something in honor of sorry boys going on hiatus. this is entirely based on their last video so watch that to understand the silly headcanon time. cc!wilbur likers will be blocked by the way, thanks. get out of here

↳ warnings: none. just the four members here. four original, and only, members of sorry boys. no one else

↳ song: campus—vampire weekend

masterlist | commissions | carrd

• You'd think that an afternoon shift at a trampoline park would be easy; especially on the down days. Hanging around the snack bar with your employees, blowing whistles at loud kids, and keeping whatever was left in the lost and found bin became something of a daydream to you upon first getting hired

• It was a better alternative to the fast food joint you had worked previously at a crazed food van—you'd rather do anything but that after quitting

• Your first tip that things weren't going to be that easy should have been the camera crew that shuffled in on your second week, lead in part by a blonde guy with a stack of pre-signed waivers in his hand

• "What's up with that?" You turned to your only other coworker at the hour, a lanky guy with a mask and fluffed up hair. You thought you remember his name starting with an R or something along the lines of that, but mostly you referred to him as 'dude' or 'hey you.' He never felt the need to correct you, so you just never stopped

• "Oh yeah." He'd responded with a tired voice while barely even looking around. "Uh, we have a group that comes in every few days and rents out the place. I've seen them bouncing around, and I'm not really sure they're, uh, stable I guess you could say."

• Glancing down from the reception desk and to the play floor below, you caught a glimpse of the three others he spoke of, one being the blonde kid from earlier, surrounded by a few cameras and doing some rather weak jump moves. One in a red fat suit fell over at one point and refused to get up as he rolled around on the floor whining

• "Er," You took a step out of the reception desk area as you pointed a finger down at the scene. "Shouldn't one of us be down there? Supervising, and all that." You neglected to mention that one of the men looked old enough to be your father and should probably be mediating them

• For a moment you thought your coworker would shrug and tell you to go on, but he just sighed and grabbed his whistle like a weary office worker preparing for a morning round

• "At least this time I won't be alone." He looked at you. The eyebags under his eyes made you feel like he'd done this a lot more than he'd ever wanted to, despite only being at work a few weeks more than you

• The next few minutes went by fine. You were mostly ignored by the two fellows in fat suits as they proceeded to say 'dude' and 'bro' far too much, and was only offered a high five by the same blonde— Tungo you now knew. At one point the cameramen pulled you and the other worked over for a small interview, the likes of which you seemed to enjoy more than him

• The first time either of you really had to step in was when the red fat suit one delved into his shell, yelling something about yoinking his pork

• "Chungus? Chungo?" You managed to say his name without somehow laughing. "Please don't do that. We're gonna have some problems if you continue to."

• As Chounce popped his head out like a cartoon character to look at you, you offered a wobbly smile, and was severely relieved when he finally brought his hands out of his suit to cross them

• "For the record dude I wasn't even pulling my plug." He frowned, having the decency to look midly embarrassed. "I was just thinking about my feelings, bro."

• You got a thankful look from your fellow employee at your successful endeavors

• The both of you continued to watch as a competition between Chounce and Tungo occurred, eventually somehow turning into a fight between them as the self proclaimed Master Za watched

• In reality, you were pretty sure their real names all aligned somewhere along the lines of Tommy Charlie and Phil, if the signatures on their wavers spoke for anything, but none of them seemed to call each other anything but nonsense

• At one point, you were compelled enough by the entertainment to purchase a bag of popcorn from the snack desk, earning a look at disappointment from your coworker as he saw

• "Please don't encourage them." He dragged a hand down his face, careful not to knock his mask off

• "I don't think it'd matter if I did or didn't." You smiled through a mouthful. "Just look at 'em." You waved at the kid zone they'd all migrated too in the last hour or two, currently kissing Master Za on the face as he yelped in protest

• "Wait." Your hand lowered slowly as you blinked. "That's not allowed—"

• The two of you took off in their direction, using your whistles for what felt like the hundredth time that day as you ran

• By the time closing hours came around, it was dark enough outside to make you yawn. It took a significant amount of convincing to get the three of them, mostly Chounce, to leave and stop bouncing, but it eventually worked with a few well placed bribes. Namely, handfuls from your unfinished chip bag from earlier

• "You weren't all that bad! Not a wrong'un after all." Tungo eventually confided in you in front of everyone as you went to close up, looking strangely proud about such a mediocre compliment. You grinned at him anyways, finding him to be one of the saner ones throughout the whole ordeal

• "Maybe next time I could judge a match of yours, yeah?" You offered as you thumbed through the cash in the register

• "Please do not encourage them." A familiar voice from outside sounded for the second time that day, making you suck air between your teeth in an attempt not to snort with laughter

• "And remember to check the bathrooms before you leave. One of them likes to hide in them after we close."

• "Sorry, what—"

• You ended up having to drag Chounce out bt his ankles that night and into Master Za's car so he could get home

• "You know what? It's still better than the food truck."

[lanaactuallyabanana]

, my girl !!

☆ ranboo x fem!reader

warnings: she/her pronouns, fem reader, chat being a dick, protective ran (drives me crazy /pos), ran + y/n are both 19 in this fic, ran's pov entire fic ☽

☆ a/n: this fic was originally an ask from a moot named heiijoy, whos account has sadly now been deactivacted for reasons im not sure why. theyre were a great friend and moot for me, and they always supported me and my works from when i very first started on my other account. this is a re-upload, the original post can be found here!

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ranboo pov

I've always admired Y/n. I did then, and I still do.

Since I first saw her at the locker next to me in sophomore year, something just, clicked inside of me. At first, I originally saw her as a locker-hallway crush only, until classes got changed due to a teacher leaving. Suddenly, the hallway-locker crush turned into same-classes crush. For some odd reason, the teachers would also often pair us in the same partners and groups, and we would sit near or next to each other sometimes. I kind of just played it off as pure luck on my part.

I would see y/n in about 90% of my classes, but we were assigned permanent partners one day in English for the rest of the year. I got to talk way more to her in class, and we even hung out a few times. I eventually did get her number and we started to hang out more, but not just for study sessions. We eventually had a really strong friendship, but I still admired her.

Time skip, but one of my friends who was dating y/n's best friend told me that y/n actually liked me back, and she had for a while. At first I didn't believe him, until y/n texted me to meet up at the stargazing hill we always went to and told me she liked me.

After that, we started dating. I started my Twitch and YouTube around then, and started blowing up very quickly. Y/n was always there to support me and what I wanted to do, and I was eventually invited to the Dream SMP, which also quickly raised my following and reputation even more. When I got an invitation from Toby and Tommy to meet them in the UK, Y/n also came with me. She's always been at my side, streamer or not.

present day , ranboo pov

"'Just Talking streams never end well'? Damn, you guys are mean!" I said, laughing and flipping off the camera.

I spinned my chair slightly to the left, focusing my eyes on the other monitor that showed StreamLabs and the chat. I scanned my eyes over the chat, and a few messages caught my eye.

user4531: hi everyone!

user78787877: y/n could do better tbh

ranboofan69: @user78787877 frrr she deserves more than ranboo

rainbow4eva: i love your shirt!

socoolfan: @ranboofan69 yeah i could get y/n SO EASY bro

I sighed loudly enough for the microphone to pick up. I looked back over to chat and saw moderators turn off chat to send a warning message and put it chat onto "emotes only" mode.

I laughed. "The fact some of you guys are so confident in stealing y/n from me is actually very funny." I stared into the webcam. "Y/n is my girl, nor does she even want any of you all."

Let's just say y/nboo and that clip was trending on Twitter for a little while.

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i still love this fic with all my heart :')

thank you and o7 to heiijoy for originally requesting this as well as many of my other past works !!

requests are OPEN!! come and give me whatever :)

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Y/n: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Ranboo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

[fanboo]

They’re Sick HC’s

HEY. DO NOT READ TECHNOS IF YOURE GOING TO CRY

Dream

• Very needy bby

• Wants all the cuddles

• “Where’s Patches? I wanna pet my cat…”

• You bring him blankets, food, water, medicine and Patches

• Constantly reassuring you that he’s okay

• “It’s just a cold” he says as you take him to the doctor because he won’t stop puking

• Will yank you down into the bed to cuddle you

• But it’s cute

Sapnap

• “I’m literally fine Y/N I’m not sick”

• Is very sick

• Only admits it once you force him to take his temperature and is running a fever of 102°

• Surprisingly willing to tell you what feels wrong once you make him admit he’s sick

• Will help you take care of himself while also letting you do most of it because you don’t want him to exhaust himself

• Asks you to come cuddle for a bit

• Will fall asleep on you and will drool

Georgenotfound

• So. Fucking. Needy.

• “Y/N come cuddle pleaseeee”

• “Darling pleaaasssseeeee????”

• You basically have to lock him in his room

• Day two you caved and let him out instead of making him eat in bed

• He gave you covid

• Sapnap and Dream end up taking care of both of you

• “You two are idiots” “Shut the hell up Dream.”

WilburSoot

• He is so anxious when he’s sick

• Literally called you the second he realized he was ill

• “Don’t come over this week I’m sick.”

• “Wilbur I’m coming over, you get into bed”

• Says okay on the condition that you wear a mask at all times

• Only asks for things he needs to minimize the work you have to do

• Asks you to hold him for a bit because he couldn’t get warm and couldn’t sleep and it honestly helped him

• He’s so worried and cute and you keep him distracted the entire time

Tommyinnit

• “Y/N. I am ill.”

• Goes to bed and literally sleeps the entire time

• Lets you cuddle and get him food and whatnot

• Dude legit managed to sleep for the entire week with the exception of meal and bathroom times

• What the fuck Thomas

Technoblade

• “Eh, I’m fine”

• Still streamed

• When he started to get worse and was bedridden he’d still insist that he was okay because seeing his little sibling in so much distress caused him more pain than the cancer ever did

• He’d let you come and lay in his bed with him and you’d talk for hours

• You’d go into his room in the middle of the night and he’d wake up when he heard you open the door

• Always always ALWAYS let you hang out with him because he knew what was coming

• Told countless stories

• Comforted you to the very end

• I’m not crying you are

Tubbo

• It’s so cute

• He’s like a little kid

• Walks around the house in sweats and a blanket

• Follows you around like that

• Rests on the couch because he felt cooped up in his room

• Walks up to you from behind and adds you to his blanket and just stands there with his face pressed into your back

• Very cute

• You cuddle him a lot

• He’s so bby

Ranboo

• Mf will NOT admit to being sick

• You have to force them to go to bed

• “I am perfectly fine Y/N”

• “So who’s puke am I mopping up then?”

• Little shit

• Will not let you take care of them

• Insists on doing it himself

• Annoyingly cute

Philza

• Father is sick

• Where is Mumza

• “Mum. Dads sick.”

• You and Mumza make him stay in bed and do everything for him

• It’s fucking hilarious

• He just had a small fever and was literally fine but let you do this because it’s fun

• “Hello chat. I have a small fever so Y/N and Tristan are taking care of me.”

• Very good at acting sick for you

• “Thank you Y/N, I feel better already”

Karl Jacobs

• Shows up at your house wearing a blanket and goes straight to bed

• Sleeps half the time and helps you the other half

• It’s hard for him to eat when he’s sick so you tell him eat what he can and snack on the rest later and it helps

• Cuddles

• Helps you clean after he gets better

• He’s very cute

Quackity

• “I don’t get sick I get bitches”

• Very independent and actually takes good care of himself

• Does make you cuddle tho

• It’s all over once he pukes

• “I take it back I get sick. But also bitches.”

• Goes to bed and lets you do everything

• “Thank you Y/N” he mumbles quietly

• Forehead kisses for him

[whoseravenwrites]

"Are you okay, love ?"

A/N : this is my first ranboo fic because I like them a lot :]

tw: anxiety, fnaf (idk, just to be sure yk) (let me know if I should add more)

cc!ranboo x cc!gn!reader

word count: 325

my masterlist

You were playing FNAF, even tho chat told you many times that this game had a lot of jumpscare and screamers, you went for it anyways.

You were panicking at every black screen but you loved the adrenaline that it gaves so you were just playing,

Ranboo heard you screaming many times, each time checking your stream to see if you were actually ok.

At one point he started to worry about your vocal chords and came in your streaming room to help you.

"Y/n, not that I trust you into beating this game but do you need help ?"

You were shaking because of the last jumpscares that sent you chills down your spine.

"Yes Ran, please, it’s so scary"

He pulled the other chair next to yours.

"okay, so, you’ve progressed well !" they said, you could see their smile through his mask.

You smiled back, his hands went on the mouse, on top of yours and his eyes locked onto the game.

"okay so you have to do that" they said, you were so focused on the game that didn’t even noticed that his hands gently slide from his tigh to yours, they were trying to calm you after noticing your shaky legs.

He turned the mic off for a seconds.

"love, are you okay ? if this game stress you too much you can still do something else you know" they said, a worried tone in his voice.

"Don’t worry Ran, it’s just the normal anxiety, it’s okay" you answered, reassuring them enough for him to turn back the mic on.

"You can play now, I’m gonna go in the living room if you need me" he said, starting to stand up.

"Can you stay with me please ? just for this game" you said in an almost begging voice.

"Okay I’m staying" he said, poorly hiding the fact that he was happy to see you wanted them to stay.

[milqueandsugar]

Could you make a Ranboo or really any one I guess x reader where the reader is a shy touch starved person? Also I've never used Tumblr before so sorry if I'm bad at this lol

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

| RanbooXTouch Starved! Reader |

I reckon him and Tubbo as both pretty affectionate people, just by like habit

When people just like drop dead sometimes you get real close with those you cherish

Of course you eat this all up

Neither one of you talk about it at first, but it's very obvious that you guys are practically joined at the hip

Maybe he leans his head against yours

Maybe you link arms when walking

Or he uses you as an arm rest

He's thought about bringing it up, but why would he

He likes being close with you, you clearly like it

Why drag up the past just to hurt your feelings

So instead, he squeezes your hand a little tighter sometimes, and life carries on

You continue to be dumb and dumber at each other's sides, he helps you out of your shell a bit, just enough for you to take his hand on your own accord, and you brighten his day just a little bit more

An inseparable pair truly

[canonically-a-genloser]

Rabno cuddles

Ronald hugs

(Ranboo with a touch starved partner)

Okay so I'm gonna scribble up some thoughts while I eat LMAO so we'll see how this goes (it's been a while so the thoughts are everywhere bear with me guys)

so this man definitely owns like far more blankets that any human should need anyway. on nights when they have to travel or can't be with you for any reason, you're getting a full stack of said blankets like it or not

definitely makes up for you missing them once they're home

would let you curl up beside him when he's editing

wATCHING THE OFFICE WITH THEM

100% would be their favorite thing on earth. especially if you enjoy it as much as he does. just laying on the couch with them and resting your head on their shoulder while he puts his arm around you

when the two of you go out on dates they'll hold pinkies with you so it's subtle enough that nobody notices but he also won't lose you in any crowds

gentle head bonks gentle head bonks

when you cuddle sometimes he'll touch his forehead to yours out of nowhere

if you're ever busy with homework or if you're cooking expect back hugs

i will never be convinced that they wouldn't poke you with stuffies. and each stuffie would absolutely have different accents, like he's talking to you and creating different personalities for each one (there's definitely a British one)- the full nine yards.

gives you sweatshirts CONSTANTLY

"here, you can borrow this one, it's really soft-" "but I already own like twenty" "well then now it's twenty-one (:"

also I may have mentioned this but they would be the best hugger

they fully are the type to put a hand on the back of your head to make you feel secure

holds you like you are glass

another thing? piggy-back rides would be amazing in every way with him

they are careful, yeah, but they would still run if they had enough room to

genuinely they wouldn't mind you being clingy at all, either

he would just be the best about it

have a picture of pretty streamer

LOVE YOU GAMERS I WILL TRY TO WRITE MORE (I mean it this time i have a cool thing in the works just pray it doesn't flop) THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING AS WELL AND HAVE AN AMAZING DAY/NIGHT I LOVE YA /P

[sanderchu]

Hello! I was wondering if you could do a ranboo x m!reader? Like maybe the reader and ranboo were dating before he moved to the UK, so now they’re doing long distance since reader is still in the US. And reader plans on flying out there to surprise him. So the day before reader flys out, they get ahold of Tommy, to have him, Aimsey and Billzo set up like a little outing to get ranboo out at like a cafe or the beach. And so the next day, after a bit of the four of them hanging out and reader just shows up like- ‘surprise!!’

My apologies if this isn’t the greatest, I’m not the best at writing requests !

Surprise flight

[writing] or hcs

Ft: Billzo, Tommy, Aimsey

Reader: m!reader

Note: I think that’s amazing omg 😭💕 also don’t stress it the more detail for me is a good way to help me start off a writing Bc even though I write I have my hard times even starting a single word 😭

“Your flights not delayed or anything?” Aimsey asked through the call, “nope I’m about to land” aimseys approval can be heard through the slightly distorted call. “Alright we are all waiting!” They said, “I’ll be there” that’s when the line disconnects and behind them can be heard a few familiar voices. “Aimsey!” They turn around to see tommy dragging ranboo, billzo just walking next to them, and ranboo being dragged by tommys hand. “Hey guys!” They all grouped up and talked a bit. Before this Aimsey, Tommy, and Billzo all had a bring to get a way to bring you here to see Ranboo. It took months but before you knew it they had you on a flight to stay for a week. Impressive.

“We should get going now” Aimsey said who was basically the leader of all of this who kept the other guys from blurting out the surprise planned. Ranboo meanwhile felt clueless on what’s going on even though Tommy told him they were going to a small local cafe that he found the other day. As they walked aimsey nodded to tommy and Bill signifying that the plan was still a go with nothing to stop them.

Meanwhile, you stood at the cafe around the far back to keep a low profile not from the public, but from the soon to be group about to walk in but in reality you were hiding from ranboo. You waited and waited until the sound of the cafe door was heard with the little bell on top. Your eyes peaked up from your phone held in your shaky hands as you saw the group you thought of enter the small cafe. As they got seated into a booth Aimsey looked at you with a nod, “no no sit here!” Aimsey said as ranboo was about to sit where he can see you, “the sun will get in your eyes”

Ranboo still completely clueless listened and just sat in his assigned chair. You watched as they all started off with a simple drinks and payed attention to aimsey when they were going to give you a signal. What felt like hours you kept watching as aimsey finally gave you the go and so you got up and quickly but quietly made your way over to him and the group. “And ranboo look at that store behind you, looks cool” Tommy blurted out kinda freaking out aimsey as they thought he was going to give you away. Ranboo turned around and his eyes suddenly widened at you.

No words, he just got up and hugged you, “you’re here” he said like a sad little puppy but was actually really happy and pleased with you being in his presence. The group managed to take some pictures as you both hugged for what was like hours. “Ok ok love birds, i think y/n is hungry from there trip let’s have them eat as you chat” Billzo said as ranboo stopped hugging you and sat you next to him in the booth. Everyone talked it all together revealing the well thought of plan.

[luvpooks]

꧁༺ 𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓫𝓸𝓸 𝔁 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂

GᖇOᑕEᖇY TᖇIᑭ:0

summary: in which the house runs out of food and m/n and ranboo take it upon theirselves to restock.

warnings: he/him pronouns!! /// mentions sextoys (AS A FUCKING JOKE I PROMISE) /// kms joke /// i think that's all!!

"fuck..." m/n muttered. to his dismay there was...no fucking food.

"rannnn!" m/n called out to his lovely amazingly tall boyfriend.

"yessss?" ranboo said as they walked into the kitchen.

m/n looked deep into ranboos eyes and said with the straightest face he could muster.

"there is no fucking food."

"oh..." ranboo responded.

"ran...do you know what this means!" m/n continued.

"oh god...not today i cant do it..." ranboo pleaded to the higher beings of the world.

"GROCERY TRIP!!!" m/n exclaimed.

m/n loved shopping especially walmart. he had no reason except that he loved to take photos of the most randomest things he could find.

(he usually made ranboo take pictures of him with the fucking sextoys)

he said that it was #relatable and #thefunniestthingintheworld

"god please spare me-" ranboo pleaded.

m/n grabbed ranboos arm and shook him around.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! FUNNY PICTURES!" m/n exclaimed once more.

ranboo was truly just sulking as m/n took hours of their time there just taking photos of random ass shit.

"let's go, let's go, let's go!" m/n said excitedly.

ranboo simply sighed and he finally accepted his fate and replied.

"...let me get ready..."

m/n was practically a fucking ball of sunshine currently, nothing could ruin his mood.

after ranboo got ready- which to m/n felt "like fucking forever"- they were off to the most wonderful place in all the lands of the united kingdom... WALMART!

m/n forced ranboo into his car- which was a matte black dodge challenger because yes.

m/n was practically bouncing in his seat as he got his seatbelt on.

"because i'm so nice ran- you can choose the music!" m/n said.

ranboo brightened up a little with that sentence.

"gladly!"

god m/n fucking regretted that decision.

ranboo made them listen to the most depressing shit and then would switch to that damn peaches song by jack black.

"i'm actually gonna kill myself- this is it, this is my 13th reason." m/n grimaced.

"aww don't do that m/n that'll kill you!" ranboo joked.

"i'm going to fucking leave you in the walmart parking lot and let you get stolen into a white van that said leon kennedy was inside." m/n monologued.

"first off: i'm way to tall to be the target of a kidnapping. second off: i would go into a white van WILLINGLY if it said leon kennedy was inside." ranboo argued.

"you know what... i dont even blame you- bro is so fucking fine." m/n drooled.

finally after a good 15 minutes they arrived to walmart.

ranboo was preparing himself for this torturous journey. while m/n on the other hand was thinking about all the places he would go to take photos of.

to say the least... he was excited.

once that got out the car m/n immediately intertwined their fingers and dragged ranboo to the entrance of the store.

then m/n had the greatest idea to ever fucking exist.

"ran- ran- ran- im gonna get one of the handicapped carts."

"m/n please don't what if you just took away an elderly woman's only way to get around here." ranboo worried.

i reached my hands to lay on ranboos shoulders and spoke.

"this is far more- more important than an elderly woman possibly falling and fucking dying."

m/n instantly unplugged the cart and sat on it and he began rolling quite slowly.

"ran- you need to experience this... it's so fun please!" m/n begged.

m/n i love you- but hell no my morals can't do it." ranboo explained.

m/n gasped.

"this is a betrayal..."

m/n began dramatically tearing up as he rolled his way to the first place they had to go.

to m/n unbeknownst ranboo had taken a photo of him rolling around in the cart and posted it on twitters captioning it as such: they see him rolling- they hating!

they decided to go to the food isles first as they were going to be responsible adults for once in their lives.

they found the food that needed quite easily but then m/n found his first victim of his random photo terror.

the mr beast cookies.

"ranboo think about the clout we will get! and the funny's PLEASE RAN!" m/n begged.

"ok okok fine.." ranboo took out his phone and waited for m/n to get into position.

m/n opted for the best pose of the century.

the crab as he liked to call it.

you see m/n was incredibly flexible- so he was able to do very odd poses as is his spine was just nonexistent.

the only way to explain this pose is m/n spreads his legs out about shoulder length wide and he forces his spine to take his head to the floor as he held the bag next to his face.

"ranboo it's time! clout time!" m/n exclaimed.

ranboo sighed and took the photo.

m/n asked quite nicely for once in his life if he could caption it though he didn't exactly take no as a answer.

"can i caption it- k thanks"

m/n took the phone out of ranboos hands and caption the photo

'the crabs got out and they want clout'

m/n showed his masterpeice to ranboo and he let out a loud laugh.

"GOD, i forgot how funny you can be!"

"i know right!" m/n replied.

finally they were finished in the food isle but m/n had to make one more stop.

"ranboo... it's time." m/n said with upmost glory.

"please god no m/n please spare me from going there.." ranboo begged.

"i'm sorry my child... but it has to be done." m/n said.

they walk- well rolled thanks to m/n forcing ranboo to sit in his lap to roll along with him-to the area ranboo dreaded most- while m/n loved the most due to the opportunities.

the health and beauty isle.

to explain most walmarts have a place that people can go to to search for their- well sexual desires. in short their are sex toys there.

once they arrived to the area m/n couldn't help but grin.

"ahhh, my beloved area." m/n grinned.

m/n decided to make the trip quite to spare ranboo the embarrassment.

m/n slammed himself onto the glass that covered the lewd toys.

"take the picture just like this ran!" m/n smiled.

ran signed once more and took the photo and m/n once again took his phone and captioned the photo as a such

'i didnt remember toy story looking like this!'

m/n dramatically teared up as he said,

"it's beautiful ran- thank you.."

ranboo grabbed m/n hand and dragged him the the car and sat him down onto the seat and made him go.

"so forceful!- at least take me to dinner first!" m/n joked.

"shut up.." ranboo grumbled as they walked beside m/n.

they finally reached the self checkout center and bought their items.

it totaling out to be a whopping £112.43.

(which m/n paid for as he never let ranboo pay for anything)

m/n returned the cart and plugged it back up as he is a decent human being and they walked out back to the car.

once they both finally packed everything up they got into the car preparing to venture back to their shared home.

"i say that was a successful trip!" m/n exclaimed proudly.

ranboo just smiled and said,

"yeah, it was kinda fun..."

<end>:D



[louscartridge]

Hiiiiii!!!! Can you write Ranboo x reader who is feminine presenting and nonbinary, maybe someone tells them that they aren’t actually nonbinary because they’re “to feminine”???

It’s cool if not, ur super talented!

a/n- sorry this took a bit i kinda forgot i write LMAO idrk if i like this espesially the end but i used something that happend to me to make this so idk BUT TYSM I HOPE YOU LIKE IT

i do not give permission for my fics to be posted claiming to be yours, translated, or posted on another platform without credit

cw- your friend being an ass and drunk, slight overthinking, comfort, fluff, lower case intended.

youve been on facetime with your friend for a few hours now. she got drunk and you decided to stay on facetime with her to make sure she doesnt do anything stupid. its been comfortable silence for a bit, you both doing your own thing.

“are you a girl?” she suddenly said.

“w-what?” you asked shocked.

“i thought you were nonbinary?”

“i am”

“then why do you look like a girl?”

you dont answer for a few seconds, many thoughts going through your head. ‘shes just drunk’ ‘she doesnt know what shes saying’

after mumbling a ‘i dont know’ you turn your wifi off and watch your screen say ‘poor connection’ for a few seconds before you hang up. you get up from the chair you were sitting on in the kitchen with a sigh and slowly head to ranboos room. 

opening the door to ranboos room and see him on his gaming chair. he doesnt have his mask on tho so you know hes not streaming. 

“ran?” you ask carefully 

at the sound of your voice, he quickly turns around in his chair with a cheerful hum. however, his cheerful mood quickly drops when he hears your question. 

“do you see me as a girl?” 

“what?” 

“do you view of me as a girl?”

“im confused”

“like are you with me because im a ‘girl’. do you think of me as a girl?” 

“what? no! im with you because your you.” ranboo responds pulling you onto his chair with him. “im with you as you are and your gender doesnt change anything” he continues reassuringly. 

“so youd still love me even if i wasent as feminine?” you overthink.

“of couse i would” he confirms kissing the top of your head.

after a little bit you found yourself on the bed sitting in-beteween his legs, his arms wrapped around you watching your favorite show.  

“hey ran?” you ask breaking the lack of you two talking. 

“yeah love?” he replies. 

“i love you.” you say looking up at him. “and thank you for everything” you say with a gentile and tired smile.

“i love you too” he hummed kissing you. “and you dont have to thank me. ill always be here for you for anything no matter what.” 

“ill always be here for you too ranboo” you say snuggling even more into him.

[sunshine-on-marz]

TOAD LISTEN TO ME ON THIS ONE

ran x gn!reader on like a subathon and theyre "just friends" and do like a sleeping thing on the ground and thruout the night they end up being like cuddling or some shit

random late night ideas #2

AHHHHH YES!!! Have a little blurb

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Chat definitely knew. They knew just based off of how you looked at each other. It was so obvious, but hey, they’d still like some real confirmation.

You had only agreed to do a subathon on because Ranboo had agreed to do it with you. You had a blow up mattress infront of your set up where ranboo was currently hitting you with a pillow. But chat took notice of how he has a hand around you back in seconds as soon as you tumble backwards a bit. And they DEFINITELY take notice of they’re eyes darting down to your lips when you smile. Though all of that could be played off, what couldn’t be played off is the way you two cuddle up to each other within minutes of falling asleep. Even behind the stream highlights your mods had up on screen, they could all see Ranboo holding your thighs and your arms wrapped around their back.

Safe to say the secret was out.

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Hehe🤭🤭

This is actually so cute tho

[roxiezsxx]

Song headcannons for my angel dsmp au.

Angel!tommy : Tears over beers.

‘She was outta luck for three more years.’

Angel!Wilbur: the goose & the wren.

‘The water looks nice so I do not think twice.’

Angel!ranboo: cool about it.

‘Once I took your medication to know what it’s like.’

Angel!Tubbo : lover, you should’ve come over

‘Maybe I was too young, to keep true love from going wrong.’

Angel!Quackity: velvet ring

‘Love is a gentle thing’

Angel!Karl: fluorescent adolescent

‘You used to get it in your fishnets now you only get it in your night dress’

Angel!Technoblade: class of 2013

‘Can I sleep for a few months more?”

Angel! Sapnap: Mr loverman

‘And I miss my lover, man.”

Angel!Foolish: big mouth strikes again

‘As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her hearing aid started to melt.”

Angel! Philza: My kind of woman

‘My kind of woman.’

Angel!kirsten: say yes to heaven

‘I’ve got my eye on you.’

Angel!dream: No children

‘I am drowning, there is no sign of land you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand’

Angel!puffy: drift away

‘Is this how it works? Am i doing it right?”

Angel!Niki: class of 2013

‘Mom, im tired can i dream for a few months more..?”

Angel!jack: hit em up style!

‘There go the lies you told!’

Angel!Eret: Andrew in drag

‘So stick him in a dress and hes the only boy id shag’

Angel!skeppy: fighter

‘Call me fighter and ill mop the floor with you.’

Angel!bad boy halo: fighter

‘Call me lover! Ill take you for a drink or two!’

Angel!jschlatt: i love you like an alchoholic

‘One last kiss! I love you like an alcoholic.”

Angel!fundy: i hate my mom

‘I fucking hate my mom!’

Angel!Awesamdude: living next door to alice

‘I don’t know why shes leaving or where shes gonna go.’

Angel!George: old friend

‘I haven’t told a anyone just like we promised’

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HEY GUYS AUTHOR HERE I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME REQUESTS OF ANYONE ON THIS LIST!! :3 PLATONIC AND NON PLATONIC OBVS INCLUDED PLS READ MY ABOUT ME POST TO SEE WHAT IM COMFY WITH!!

[nikaizkool]

Hello! Do you write drabbles/fics or something like that? If yes, can I ask for a little sketch with the cc!Ranboo and their s/o, who's suffering with depression and obsessive thoughts? They are my comfort streamer and I'd like to see something like that if you're comfortable. And if no, then just ignore me, have a nice day! :) And sorry for my bad english <:"D

Where’s the bad English 🫢 (I’m a lil sped so I didn’t know if you meant like sketch as in draw or sketch as in like writing but wtv) also I’ll be using his real name (mark)

Here for you

Ranboo POV

Y/n hadn’t been back home since they left a couple hours ago, though they said they’d be back in less than an hour—either they ran into some trouble or they got lost. We live rather close to their hangout spots so I went off on my way.

I hopped in my car and went on my way to the café—then the gym—then the gas station. Nothing. I started looking around driving slowly in our neighborhood. That’s when I spotted her f/c hoodie on the ground near the park. I parked my car just behind a corner next to a boutique. Immediately I ran to the hoodie picking it up and wrapping it around my waist, I went into the barriers of the park and—there they were, red puffy eyes, and a dripping nose playing with a stick.

Y/n POV

I looked up from my stick and saw him. “Mark?” I wipe some of the tears rolling down my cheek “hey—sorry I didn’t come home in time I was busy” I turn to his direction and give him a weak smile

He returns the favor by walking closer to me sitting infront of me. “Are you alright? What happened?” I shrug

“I’m pretty sure someone was following me around at the mall and I kinda freaked out and ran.” He lends me his hand to hold and once I place my hand in his he squeezes it gently “I ended up shoplifting and i feel really guilty about it and-“

“It’s alright dear” he holds my face in his hands and kisses my forehead pulling me up off the ground “let’s go home,yeah?” I nod and he guides me to the car. As we’re driving home “wanna get ice cream later? I know you love it”

“No not feeling like it today—I’m tired”

“Oh right,” he nods as we pull into our driveway. “I love you and I’ll always be here for you my love, don’t be afraid to talk to me alright?.” I nod and He grins kissing me.

(This was bad sorry)

[fanboo]

You’re sick hc’s

Quackity

• “I think I’m sick- what’s that sound?”

• He immediately drives to the store to pick up any medicine he thinks you’ll be needing and food

• Treats you like you aren’t sick while still taking care of you

• “I wanna cuddleeee” “I don’t want to get sick” *three seconds of silence* “scoot over, you look cold.”

• cuddles

Wilbur

• Depending on how sick you are, he’ll cancel his plans to take care of you.

• Makes sure you’re hydrating and eating

• Sings you songs

• Blanket? Nonono. Wilbur

• Mom mode activated

• “Wil, I’m fine.” “You’re way too hot, get in bed.” “You think I’m hot?” “Y/N, bed.”

• Forehead kisses galore

Tommy

• He doesn’t actually know what to do at first, so he calls Phil, Wilbur, and his mom for advice

• Lets you stay at his house until you feel better

• It’s like being comforted by a little kid but also better

• Mf still streams

• But makes the streams shorter so you don’t think he’s ignoring you

• “HELLO CHAT! Y/N is sick so today we’ll just chat. Can’t get too loud cuz they’re sleeping”

• Honestly it’s just cute

Dream

• “We’re going to the doctor”

• Will not leave you alone

• Makes sure you get whatever you want as soon as you ask for it

• Has Sapnap run to the store to get you food and medicine

• You now live in his bedroom

• Minecraft and cuddles

Sapnap

• As soon as he sees you he knows you’re sick and sends you to bed

• That purple Balenziaga hoodie? It’s yours the entire time you’re sick

• Buys you so much junk food

• Also buys salad

• “Healthy food healthy body”

• You’re pretty sure he cuddles the sickness out of you

• So many comforting kisses

• Oh my god so much kiss

• Dream almost got throat punched once because he coughed in the same room as you right after you just got out of a sickness

George

• Bless his heart

• “Wtf do I do I don’t know how to take care of people”

• “Dream help”

• With Dream’s help he takes great care of you

• Because he’s just kinda a little stupid he managed to get sick with you

• Sick cuddles>>>>>

• “I lob yoo” “George how are you sicker than me” “Say it back!” “I love you too”

Karl

• Karl is on top of taking care of you

• He makes you soup for lunch every day

• Cuddles and forehead kisses

• “Just tell me whatever you need, Y/N”

• Blows all his friends off to take care of you until you feel better

• Gives you his comfiest outfits to wear

• Probably takes better care of you than anyone else ever will

Technoblade

• Very good brother

• Tells you stories

• Constant check ins

• Even if he’s streaming, he’ll walk away for a second to see if you need anything

• “Can you tell me a Greek myth?” “How about all of them?” “Wait no” “Too late.”

• 10/10 brother

Tubbo

• Prepare to be pampered

• He gets you so much fast food

• Sucks at cooking but manages to cook you soup a couple times

• Cuddles

• He’ll sing you silly nonexistent songs to distract you

• Sucks at caretaking in all honesty but he is doing his best here

• Got sick right after you so you had to take care of him

Ranboo

• He was visiting Tubbo when you called him

• Found a flight back home as soon as he heard the sickness in your voice

• Didn’t tell you they did this until the next day when they walked into your house with groceries and their bags

• So much cuddle

• Very forehead kiss

• Had the foresight to buy canned soup so they just had to microwave it for you

• Literally takes the best care they can of you

• Took you back to Tubbo’s with them to keep an eye on you and still hang out with Tubbo

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Reconnect | Platonic!Ranboo

After time apart, you and Ranboo reconnect your friendship

warnings: some angst, friends fighting (possible outdated info)

wc. 1.3k

flashbacks in italics as always :)

Warm coffee floats underneath you, the smell wafting up and encapsulating your senses. You gaze out of the busy London window and zone out completely, your mind moving from one thought to the next like a person floating in a lazy river. 

Your eyes trail over each person, wondering where they’re going, what they’re feeling, their backstory, etc. One boy catches your eye, tall, slim, long hair, with a relaxed state that reminds you of an old friend. 

“Ranboo come on!” 

You stop and turn, your hair flowing around you. A glowing smile lights up your face and your eyes sparkle underneath the afternoon sun. Ranboo with long limbs he doesn’t utilize to his full strength lags behind you, hidden smile under the mask. 

“(y/n) we’re early,” he calls to you and you cross your arms in protest. 

“You can never be too early to pet cats and drink coffee. Let's go!” 

He’s close enough for you to grab his arm, dragging him behind you as he pretends to not be interested in the cat cafe you were headed towards. 

“More coffee?” you look up to the pretty red-headed waitress and smile, nodding quietly. 

It seemed like a lifetime since you and Ranboo met in that exact spot, the one you both had traipsed through a million times together. Your eyes trail to the cat cafe you had visited ages ago, one that you had fallen in love with just by looking at their website. 

You step into the cafe, a warm feeling filling you up and it takes your entire willpower not to squeal in excitement. 

There were cats everywhere. 

You loved it. 

Before you can even move, Ranboo is practically racing around the place, cooing happily at all the cats. You watch with quiet giggles as he reverts back to a child filled with excitement. He finally comes back to you and you’re full out laughing. 

“You have the zoomies,” you state snickering. 

“The what?“

“When cats are excited and run around it’s called having the zoomies. You’re the human version of a cat with zoomies.” 

Ranboo stares at you blankly for a second before the two of you burst into laughter, startling several cats and a few patrons while you were at it. The rest of the time is spent sipping excellent coffee and snuggling up to the cats around the room. You don’t leave until Ranboo has petted and said goodbye to every single animal. 

The trip back to your apartment is quick, and you thank your lucky stars that Ranboo lives just across the hall from you with his and your best friend Tommy. You say goodbye, and when the door closes behind him you wait a moment before ducking into yours. 

There’s an ache in your chest, one that was simply too familiar to you by this point. It reminded you that you missed your best friend, missed the fun you had, and wished you were still friends. But the ache was bittersweet in the end. This hurt, but it was because your friendship was good. You would always have the memories and knowledge of that. 

You’re pulled out of your reminiscing when your phone rings and you swipe on it before even looking to see who’s calling you. You’re greeted by Tommy’s excited voice and you smile. 

“You’re coming to the party,” he says more than asks. 

“I am?” you ask, unaware that there was a party and that you were invited. 

“Yup. I’m picking you up at 8.” 

The conversation ends and you’re left staring at your phone wondering what just happened. You shrug it off, finishing up your coffee and heading back to your apartment. You pick out an outfit, get ready, and wait around till it’s close enough to eight. 

You’re doing a once over of your outfit before heading out the door, running straight into Tommy who has an arm raised and ready to knock on your door. You both take a step back, giggling quietly. 

“M’lady,” he says, holding his arm out to you. 

You take it and Tommy pulls you along to the unknown destination and the party awaiting you. You swear you only go three buildings down but when you step into the place it’s gorgeous, and you know this is a party where people are gonna be a little drunk and having a lot of fun. 

The minute you step into the party, the atmosphere overwhelms you and you’re swept away into the chaos. You greet friends, grab drinks, dance and feel yourself let loose. You take a break wandering to the side of the room when you see Ranboo. 

You watch as he grins widely, laughing at something Wilbur has said, and a smile worms its way onto your lips. God, you missed your platonic soulmate so much. Your eyes trail over the group he’s talking to and spot the downfall of your friendship. 

Catherine grins widely at the group and your smile diminishes instantly. Ranboo and you had both become friends with Catherine around the same time, working her way through your friend group. 

You had thought the two of you would be close, have sleepovers, go shopping, talk about love interests, work on school stuff together, all best friend things. However, you were quick to find out she was nice on the surface but mean deep down. She had talked shit about you to others, spread rumors, and ultimately broke up your friendship with Ranboo. 

“You’re really gonna believe her?” you ask painfully. 

Ranboo raises his hands into the air, dropping them to the side in a gesture that tells you he didn’t know what to believe. You run a hand through your hair, wanting to scream in frustration. 

“We’ve been best friends for 6 years! And you’re gonna take her side?” 

“She hasn’t done anything wrong!” he yells back. 

“She fucked me over.” 

“She’s nice!” he insists and you sigh. 

“If you’re friends with her, that’s fine. But don’t expect to hear much from me.” 

That was the last night you had really talked to Ranboo. 

You stayed friends with Tommy and the others in the friend group but completely shut out Catherine; and Ranboo somewhat along with her. 

While you didn’t regret for a second cutting Catherine out of your life, your heart hurt thinking about not having Ranboo in your life anymore. You two had been through so much together and the minute you left his apartment after that fight, you’ve thought about turning back around and making up with him. You didn’t know what to say or what to do, none of it feels like enough of an apology. 

“Dance with me?” Tommy asks and you have to shake your head to look at him. 

“Let’s go.” 

You make your way to the dance circle and you and Tommy move around in terrible dance moves, smiling wide at each other. When he grabs you, spinning you around laughter escapes you, and your eyes land on Ranboo. 

His gaze meets yours and there's something of an understanding that passes across the room. He wears the expression you assume you’re mimicking right back at him. You slow your movements, offering a careful smile and he returns it. You gesture towards him, mouthing “come dance,” and it feels like the cracks in your heart and the emptiness of your soul fills. 

When he’s by your side it’s like whiplash realizing how much you missed just being in his presence. Nothing could change your relationship, and you would always need your best friend. 

“I’m surprised you’re out here dancing,” he says. 

“I realized just now that I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with my best friend.” 

His smile glows, and he pulls you into a hug that ends up with you two dancing around like idiots, a flame reigniting, a friendship healing.