*Tony and Peter arguing about Peter working with daredevil*
Tony: Daredevil regularly tortures people! He acts like a demon!
Peter: So what?
Tony: So what!!?!!
Peter: Yes, so what if he's the devil Stark?!
Peter: At least the devil has a job, at least he's active in the community!
Tony: I-!! Are you quoting Rick and Morty right now?!??
Peter: Yes. What do you do? You eat my Aunt's food and make gadgets.
Tony completely fed up: You know what? fuck this! Get on the top of the fridge! Get up there.
Peter: Fine. *Climbs up a fridge* this house is a fucking nightmare!
They then spend the next two hours arguing with memes.
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Misadventures of The Solars Scene: “I’m a Clone”
Terry crying in his Mundane form after hurting Super Shlorpian Korvo
Mundane Terry: *crying as Super Shlorpian Korvo comes in*
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Terry, I’m sure it was an accident.
Mundane Terry sobs even harder
Mundane Terry: Oh Korvy… who am I kidding? I can’t control it…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yes you can. You just need to-
Suddenly, a crash comes in and Kandi show up.
Kandi: Hello Terald. Korey.
Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps and growls
Mundane Terry: Kandi?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry, get behind me.
Kandi: Hi, Terry. I like your body better this way. How's the stomach?
Mundane Terry: What?
Kandi kicks Mundane Terry in the stomach as he groans in pain.
Shlorpian Randall: *comes in* Hey.
Then, Kandi kicks Shlorpian Randall in the stomach.
Shlorpian Randall: Hey! I only said "hey." It's not like I can do more than that.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Why are you here?!
Kandi: As much as I'd like to kill you, my superiors have some questions about the Defiance.
Kandi plays footage of a familiar figure in a gothic hood.
Mundane Terry: I don't have a...
As Mundane Terry look closely, he gasp as the figure and reveals for himself to be… himself but with a dictator gothic clothing and women’s eyeshadow
Mundane Terry: I have a Defiance? Oh, God, Am I a clone?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shit.
Kandi: That's your defense?
Mundane Terry: No, my defense is eat me.
Mundane Terry punches Kandi in the face, only for her to kick him in the leg as he screams in pain and then Shlorpian Randall for no good reason again.
Shlorpian Randall: Hey! Ah! We've been over this. All I do is say "hey."
Suddenly, Shlorpian Cooke comes in with a sci-fi gun.
Shlropian Cooke: Smart guns, white-list human life. And the doctor. ( Blasting ) Kandi, this is the place where my friends and family works to better itself.
Kandi: What, and that makes it sacred?!
Shlorpian Cooke: No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot of voice-activated escape contingencies. ( Clears throat ) These are all good points. I need to take a long look at myself.
Mundane Terry laughs. Shlropian Cooke shoots Kandi unconscious as the gang grabs Mundane Terry, Super Shlorpian Korvo and Shlorpian Weatherstone with them.
Shlorpian Weatherstone: Uh, what the fuck is going on?!
Mundane Terry: Uh, I think I might be a clone or not! I don’t know!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: What do you mean you don't know?!
The family then made it back to the house.
Mundane Terry: Can't you just make a weapon, Cooke?
Shlorpian Cooke: Your children are down there about to be invisible, Terry. "Make a weapon"? Father of the year back here.
Mundane Terry: Well, you're one to talk. You told me I wasn't a clone.
Shlorpian Cooke: Y-You're not a clone.
Then, the mysterious dictator appears offscreen as a shadow underneath the gang.
Mundane Terry: *pointing to the offscreen figure* And who is that?
The gang turned around and gasp upon seeing Evil Terry.
Shlorpian Cooke: Uh, uh, a clone.
Evil Terry: Wrong. I’m not a clone. And neither is Terry. I’m just his dictator doppelgänger from a different dimension.
Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps
Super Shlorpian Korvo: What?
Evil Terry throws his knife at Super Shlorpian Korvo but misses
Mundane Terry: Oh yeah… The LAKEHOUSE Device. That when Korvy try to turn me into something I am not and that made into a psycho. Glad it was in the past though.
Super Shlorpian Korvo looks at Mundane Terry in shock
Evil Terry: *surprised* Wait? You remember all of that. Damn, even I am that smart.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Y-you remember… oh God… *weeps as Evil Terry look at him in surprise* well I still wish I hadn’t done that to you… I still feel awful and-
Mundane Terry kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the lips
Mundane Terry: *soothes Super Shlorpian Korvo’s face* It’s okay Korvy… *Evil Terry look astonished but surprised by this outcome* I still love you…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I...I love you too!
The two alien monster husbands kiss as they moan lovingly. Evil Terry then grows amazed and shock by this outcome.
Evil Terry: Wow. That Korvo does care about the other me a lot.
Super Shlorpian Korvo giggles
Shlorpian Weatherstone: He sure does.
Evil Terry looks at Shlorpian Weatherstone and blushes.
Special thanks to @avaveevo for her help and her idea on this! Thank you so much!
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Lily:(currently ignoring her ex friend) this place is fun right Nora
Nora: ya
A while later*
Nora: that sounds cool right lili ...oh
Darko: I think it's pretty cool
Nora: no one gives a fuck about what you think darko
Meanwhile:
Lily: please understand Miss I really don't want to fight you
Murderer: it's your fault I become this way*put a knife against her neck* it's your fault
Lily:*shaking violently* M-miss I don't even know you...
Murderer: stop those lies*attack lily's arm*
Lily:*cover them in Vines before yeeting her into the restaurant*
Darko:*quickly moves out of the way holding zap
The murderer got up and tried attacking Lily but she moved out of the way and they began fighting*
Lily: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!
Murderer: time to die puny Fox-
*lily looked away before a load gunshot could be heard she slowly opened her eyes to see Nora standing over the dead body with a gun in her hand*
Nora: *drop gun before running over to lily gently grabbing her arm* you're hurt...
Lily: ...*trying to calm herself down*
Nora:*hugs lily* it's okay you're safe now
Lily:*still trying to calm herself down* i-i
Nora: it's okay
*after an hour lily finally calm herself down*
Nora: come on we need to get you back home
Lily:o-ok
*nora walked lily home*
Thank you for reading this
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