#Robby Blanched

[claramoonmedia]

Project Platinum Review - introduction and overview.

[margoterobbies]

MARGOT ROBBIE Chanel Rouge Allure Velvet Nuit Blanche

[fishy--friend]

GUYS. IVE BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH POSSIBLE PASSWORDS AND BELOW ARE SOME THAT IVE FOUND THAT WORK.

MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM BELOW. IF YOU WANT TO TRY AND FIND THESE FOR YOURSELF, DO SO BEFORE READING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

4 CATEGORIES:

TEXT ON SCREEN

DISPLAYS IMAGES

OPENS TABS

MISCELLANEOUS

ALSO: THIS IS MOST LIKELY UNFINISHED. THIS IS BEING UPDATED AS FREQUENTLY AS I AM DISCOVERING NEW PASSWORDS FOR THE TERMINAL.

1. TEXT ON SCREEN.

T.J. ECKLEBURG: DON'T MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN.

AXOLOTL: YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS

PINES: A GOOD FAMILY TREE

GRAVITY FALLS: NEVER HEARD OF IT.

BOOK OF BILL: HIDE IT UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

PORTAL: PORTAL.EXE HAS BEEN DELETED. BET YOU COULD BUILD ONE

29121239168518: WHO COMES FROM ZIMTREX 5?

JOURNAL 3: THE JOURNAL FOR ME

JOURNAL 2: THE JOURNAL FOR YOU

JOURNAL 1: THE JOURNAL OF FUN

DEER TEETH: FOR YOU KID!

DISNEY: RAT.GIF HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION

YOURE INSANE: SURE I AM WHATS YOUR POINT?

TRIANGLE: )

GUN: OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH

MOUNTAIN DONT: WHATS A MEDIEVAL HOMONYM?

3466554: WHAT LEAVES A THIN LINE IN THE SNOW?

DUCKTECTIVE: DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN "LOVE, QUACKTUALLY" COMING TO "OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL INNIT?" THIS FALL

BLENDIN: TIME AGENT LOST AND PRESUMED INCOMPETENT

HISTORY: "NUMBER 3 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER" - SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK

YES: WHAT'S MCGUCKETS FAVORITE SODA?

NO: YOUR LOSS...

AM I BLANCHIN: GIRL WE BLANCHIN

SEASON 3: SEASON 2

SEASON 2: SEASON 1

SEASON 1: SEASON -1: ANTIGRAVITY FALLS

GIFFANY: INPUT DELETED. AI ANTIVIRAL ACTIVATED.

GIFFANY (2ND TIME): WARNING SECONDARY FIREWALL BREACHED.

GIFFANY (3RD TIME): FINAL WARNING: SYSTEM UNDER ATTACK

GIFFANY (4TH TIME): SOOS!! I STILL LOVE YOU! WE WILL BE TOGETHER

GIFFANY (5TH TIME): NOW DOWNLOADING GIRLFRIEND (THIS ACTION CANNOT BE UNDONE) (SEE CATEGORY 4 FOR 6TH TIME)

SCRIMBLES: LIFEFORM NOT FOUND

ANSWER: QUESTION

QUESTION: ANSWER

BYE GOLD: BYE!

FAMILY MATTERS: DID I DO THAT?

FILBRICK: IM NOT IMPRESSED.

WHO ARE YOU: I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION

SCIENTOLOGY: SUPPRESSIVE PERSON DETECTED

HOLOGRAM: UNIVERSE

REALITY: IS AN ILLUSION

THE UNIVERSE: HOLOGRAM

2. DISPLAYS IMAGES

THERAPRISM: ELEVATOR INSTRUCTIONS

STANFORD/SIXER/FORD: MEDICAL DOCUMENTS

LOVE: IMAGE OF A BOOK TITLED "THE LOVE TRIANGLE"

PACIFICA: NOTE FROM PACIFICA

DIPPER: BILL TRYING TO GET DIPPER TO LOOK IN THE SUN FOR 13 HOURS STRAIGHT

BLIND EYE: EYESIGHT TEST

MASON: NOTE FROM DIPPER

ROBBIE: ONLINE CHATS

WENDY: NOTE FROM WENDY

SOOS: NOTE FROM SOOS

SPOOKY/SCARY: BOOK

LALALA/BABY BILL: DO NOT ASK.

HORROR: THE "ALWAYS GARDEN"

IRREGULAR: COLORIZED MUGSHOTS

DIVORCE: O SADLEY'S BEER BRANDING

PLATINUM PAZ: ONE OF PACIFICA'S NIGHTMARES.

ABOVE IS A CODE I FOUND.

SORRY: UNRIPPED PICTURE OF STAN AND FIDDS IN COLLEGE

AD ASTRA PER ASPERA: DIARY ENTRIES ABOUT BILL'S STATUE

BAAAA: PASSAGE ABOUT SHEEP. MUSIC CUTS OUT.

BOOBERRY: A QUESTION MARK CALLED "THE MEANING OF LIFE"

SEVEN EYES: IMAGE OF THE ORACLE

GOODNIGHT SALLY: BILL T-SHIRT

DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION: FIDDS GOES INSANE: THE NOTES

3. OPENS TABS

BILL/CIPHER/BILL CIPHER: WIKIPEDIA PAGE ON THE EYE OF PROVINCE

STANLEY: EBAY SALES FOR BRASS KNUCKLES

MCGUCKET: YT VID OF COTTON EYE JOE

MEOW: VID OF TIKTOK OF THEME COVERED BY CAT PIANO

BLANCHIN: YT VID ON HOW TO BLANCH VEGETABLES

WADDLES: GOES TO A PIG WEBSITE

ABUELITA: VID ON BEST VACUUMS FOR FLOORS AND CEILINGS

STANLEY (3RD TIME): DOGS PLAYING POKER ON EBAY

STANLEY (4TH): 8 BALL CANE ON EBAY

STANLEY (5TH) MAE GIRDLE ON EBAY

STANLEY (6TH) SHRINER FEZ ON EBAY

STANLEY (7TH) COLONEL SANDERS TIE ON EBAY

MONSTER: GOOGLES "THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

ALEX HIRSCH: GOOGLES "FLANNEL"

MYSTERY SHACK: GOOGLES "CONFUSION HILL"

4. MISCELLANEOUS

GIDEON: AUDIO CLIP OF HIM SINGING

MABEL: ADDS STICKERS TO THE HOMEPAGE

WEIRD: VIDEO OF WEIRD AL

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX: DOWNLOADS FILES

GOD: VID OF ALEX'S AXOLOTL

VALLIS CINERIS: WEIRD VID OF BABY BILL

HECTORING: SONG FROM ONE OF BILL'S BANDS

CONSPIRACY: VID OF SOMEONE FREAKING OUT OVER THE WEBSITE, BY THEN COUNTING BACKWARDS STILL

DORITO: WIERD ASS VID OF A DORITO

SCREEN: MAKES NOISE, I CANT SEE WHAT IT IS

ONE EYED KING: HYPNOSIS VIDEO

MATPAT: VID OF HIM SAYING "YOURE ON YOUR OWN"

GIFFANY (6TH TIME ENTERING HER NAME): DOWNLOADS "IMNEVERLEAVING.ZIP"

STANLEY (8TH) TAKES YOU TO THE WHEEL OF SHAME! (SECRETS FOR A FUTURE POST)

BABBA/DISCO GIRL: DIPPER SINGS DISCO GIRL (A PERSONAL FAV)

IM STILL ON: A VIDEO OF THE SEA GRUNKS

LIES: THE GAME OF LIE

TANTRUM: RANT BETWEEN BILL AND TIME BABY

IF YOU FIND ANYTHING ELSE, LET ME KNOW.

[themoonweaversden]

All 179-244 (or so) codes that were found so far (no spoilers)

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3466554

29121239168518

333 Sundapple Lane Cozy Creek IL 60714-94611

A

ABUELITA

ADASTRAPERASPERA

ALEX HIRSCH / ALEX / HIRSCH

AM I BLANCHIN

ANSWER

AUDIOLOG (Knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA

BABY / BABY BILL / LALALALALA / MOMMY / DADDY

BILL / BILL CIPHER / CIPHER / ILLB / LLIB REHPIC / REHPIC

BLACK SHEEP

BLANCHIN / BLANCHING / BLANCH

BLENDIN

BLIND EYE

BOOBERRY

BUBBLES (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

BURN SIDE

BURNED INSIDE

BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR ATBASH VIGENERE / MULTILEVELMARK

CARD

CARYN

CIPHERTOLOGY

CLEAR (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

CLONE / TYRONE / PAPER JAM

CONSPIRACY

CONTRACT (Knob) (Sell your soul to Bill first)

CRAY CRAY

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

CURSE WITTEBANE

CURSED

D

DEATH

DEER TEETH

DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION

DIONARAP

DIPPER

DIPPY FRESH

DISCO GIRL / BABBA

DISNEY / MICKEYMOUSE

DISPENSE MY TREAT

DIVORCE / BREAKUP

DORITO / NACHO / CHIP

DUCHESS APPROVES / THE DUCHESS APPROVES

DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG

EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS

EUCLID / SCALENE / SCRIMBLES

EUCLYDIA

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FAMILY MATTERS

FBI / CIA / NSA

FILBRICK

FIXINIT1

FORD / SIXER / STANFORD

FORDTRAMARINE

FORGET THE PAST

FUCK / SHIT / BITCH / SLUT / SEX

FUCK YOU ALEX

G

GIDEON

GIFFANY

GLASS SHARD BEACH

GLOBNAR

GOD / HELP ME / SAVE ME / FRILLIAM

GOODNIGHT SALLY

GRAVITY FALLS

GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK

GUN / THE GUN

H

HAROLDS RAMBLINGS

HECTORING

HEY NERD

HISTORY

HOLOGRAM

HORROR / CREEPYPASTA / ANALOG HORROR

HOTXOLOTL

HOW WILL I DIE / WHEN WILL I DIE

I

IM STILL ON YOUR MIND

IRREGULAR

IS HELL REAL

IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE

J

JOURNAL 1

JOURNAL 2

JOURNAL 3

JUST BLEND IN

JUST FIT IN

K

KINGS OF NEW JERSEY

KOOK

KUBRICK

L

L IS REAL 2401

LIAR LYRE

LIES

LIFE

LOVE / BOYFRIEND / LONELY

LOVE YA BRO

M

MABEL

MASON

MATH / GREECE / SHAPES / GREEK / PLATO / GEOMETRY

MCGUCKET / FIDDLEFORD / OLD MAN MCGUCKET

MEOW / MEOW WOW

MONSTER

MORALITY

MOUNTAIN DONT

MYSTERY

MYSTERY SHACK

N

NAITSUAF

NO

NOT A PHASE

NOTHING

O

OCCURREMUS ITERUM

OH YES THEY BOTH

ONE EYED KING

OROBOROUS

OWL TROWEL

P

PACIFICA

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

PEAK

PINATA

PINES

PLATINUM PAZ

PORTAL

Q

QUESTION

R

R34LITY

RAT

REALITY

RIDDLE

ROBBIE

RUBBERHOSE

S

SCARY / SPOOKEMUPS / SPOOKY

SCIENTOLOGY

SEASON 1 / SEASON -1

SEASON 2

SEASON 3

SEVEN EYES

SEVERAL TIMES

SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA

SKELETON

SKIBIDI / FORTNITE / ELON / CRYPTO / DOGE / GYATT / RIZZ

Small (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill first)

SOMETHING

SOOS

SORRY

STAN / STANLEY PINES / STAN PINES / STANLEY

STOD EHT TCENNOC

SUCK IT MERLIN

T

TAD STRANGE

TANTRUM

THE BOOK OF BILL / BOOK OF BILL

THE DUCHESS APPROVES

THEORY / MATPAT

THERAPRISM

THEYLL SEE / THEYLL ALL SEE / I SEE

TINSEL SNAKE

TITANS BLOOD

TJECKLEBURG

TOBY DETERMINED

TORTURE MENTALLY

TOURIST TRAP

TRIANGLE

TRIGONOMETRY

U

UNIONMADE

UNIVERSE

UNREALITY

V

VALLIS CINERIS

VIRUS

W

WADDLES

WEIRD

WEIRDMAGEDDON

WELL WELL WELLBEING

WENDY

WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT

WHO ARE YOU

X

XGQRTHX

XYLER / CRAZ

Y

YES

YOU CANT KILL AN IDEA

YOURE INSANE

Will update if more are found

[experienceandobservation]

Margot Robbie | ROUGE ALLURE VELVET NUIT BLANCHE | February 29, 2024 | 🎥 CHANEL

[bagelzest]

ok I've been writing down every code I could find and what they do for thisisnotawebsitedotcom in my notes app so here's what I've found so far:

• tjeckleburg - NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN

• bill - eye of providence wiki page, then sesame street jazzy triangle meets a square square (same result with cipher)

• bill cipher - triangle wiki page

• weirdmageddon - gravity falls gossiper newspaper

• soos - letter from soos

• pinata - bill piñata gettin beat

• mabel - stickers on everything till 'LAB NOW FULLY MABELIZED'

• dipper - note from bill telling dipper to stare at the sun for 13 hours, enter multiple times for a retina burning sim

• mason - letter from dipper

• pines - A GOOD FAMILY TREE

• stan + stanley - brass knuckles ebay search, keep entering to get wheel of shame page

• ford + stanford + sixer- ford's polydactyly diagnosis + report

• pacifica - letter from pacifica

• wendy - note from wendy

• waddles - pigplacementnetwork.org

• gideon - sweat resistant bolo ties google search

• fiddleford - cotton eye joe mv

• dippy fresh - burger king kids club r/nostalgia

• axolotl - YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS

• tad strange - bread slicing

• alex hirsch - flannel google search

• blendin - TIME AGENT LOST AND PRESUMED INCOMPETENT

• robbie - text chat between robbie and Thompson, pic of them being taken by bill

• gravity falls - NEVER HEARD OF IT

• mystery shack - confusion hill

• blind eye - eye test, colour code at bottom- euclmjiannrepttgccvisignnsupervisionn I think?? EDIT wtf was I on that is obviously not what it says

• reality - IS AN ILLUSION

• the universe - HOLLOGRAM

• deer teeth - FOR YOU, KID!

• fuck - I get told to wash my mouth out with soap :(((

• book of bill - HIDE IT UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

• giffany - enter multiple times, computer tries to block, SOOS, I STILL LOVE YOU, giffany appears on screen, downloading file IM NEVER LEAVING! file has all her sprites, a doc called ILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU SOOS which is text in the shape of giffany

• euclydia - DIMENSION NOT FOUND

• portal - PORTAL.EXE HAS BEEN DELETED. I BET YOU COULD BUILD ONE

• toby determined - google search restraining order

• journal 1 - THE JOURNAL OF FUN

• journal 2 - THE JOURNAL FOR YOU

• journal 3 - THE JOURNAL FOR ME

• babba + disco girl - recording of dipper singing and listening to babba

• gun - OH YES OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH

• abuelita - best vacuum for walls and ceilings yt vid

• weird - weird al trapped in the computer

• xyler + craz - jem and the holograms theme song yt vid

• triangle - TRI HARDER

• theraprism - blue sign - IN CASE OF [the old one] DO NOT USE ELEVATORS

• yes - WHAT'S MCGUCKETS FAVOURITE SODA? (I tried putting in pitt cola and variations and nothing worked)

• no - YOUR LOSS...

• vallis cineris - creepy vid of baby bill held by static parents with voice saying why did you do it

• disney - RAT.GIF CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION

• love + marry me (don't worry about how I discovered that) - pic of the love triangle book, click it and it plays an audio audiobook of it

• death - LIFE'S GOTH COUSIN

• life - LIFE: 72% COMPLETE. NOW LOADING: DEATH

• blanchin - how to blanch vegetables yt vid

• divorce - o' sadleys logo (aka the bar bill was at after "losing sixer" oh my GODDD)

• season 1 - SEASON -1: ANTIGRAVITY FALLS

• season 2 - SEASON 1

• season 3 - SEASON 2

• help me + save me + god - vid of axolotl swimming infront of a little bill statue

• ad astra per aspera - 2 journal pages starring ford and mabel, pls read them it's so good

• trigonometry - bill's attempt to have plato build the portal

• cray cray - mental health wiki page

• who are you - I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION

• lies - bill talking about lying and nerds

• morality - fun game!

• R34LITY - henchmaniacs polaroids

• ducktective - DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN "LOVE, QUACKTUALLY" COMING TO: "OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL INNIT?" THIS FALL

• question - ANSWER

• answer - QUESTION

I'm editing this post when I find new ones, feel free to add any you find!! please look at the replies to this post because people have found more codes!!

EDIT I'm probably done with updating this list, these are just the ones I found after goofing around on the website for 4 hours. other people have definitely made lists of all the codes found so far so make sure to check them out !!

[lemondoddle]

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles, entering his name repeatedly will take you to various grunkle-related eBay searches until you get to bill's wheel of shame with much more to click

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")", will also pop up with "tri harder"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love/boyfriend/romance: pulls up the parody romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby/lalala: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups", clicking on it starts an audio recording of neil cicierega reading a section

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's enough from me, there's SO MUCH MORE that I just can't keep up with!! Happy searching!

[margotrobie]

MARGOT ROBBIE Behind the scenes For Chanel’s Rouge Allure Velvet Nuit Blanche Campaign

[cucumber-icepop]

Website spoilers under the cut! Every password I could think to try, being updated as I go

If you input the password "Cipher" it takes you to the Wikipedia page for Triangles, and if you put in "Bill" it takes you to a Youtube video of a Sesame Street song about triangles!

"Billcipher" takes you to the Wikipedia page for the eye of providence

"Ford" takes you to a page written by scientists(?) discussing his hands.

"Euclydia" brings up the text "DIMENSION NOT FOUND" :(

"Alex" takes you to the Google search page for flannel. Cool

"Pines" brings up the text "A GOOD FAMILY TREE"

"Stan" brings up an Ebay page for brass knuckles. (This happens with "Stanley" too!)

"Blanchin" brings up a Youtube video on how to "blanch" vegtables.

"Dipper" brings up a slip of paper written by Bill telling him that he needs to stare directly into the sun to crack some of the codes in the book.

"Mabel" puts star stickers all over the webpage!

"McGucket" brings up the Cotton Eye Joe song on Youtube.

"Soos" brings up a few pages written by Soos about what it's like being the new Mr. Mystery. There's pudding on the page

"Pinata" (a code suggested in Soos' letter) pulls up a video of a Bill pinata being beaten, Alex is voicing him in the video. Get him!!!!

"Baby" pulls up a Bill ultrasound????????????

"Blindeye" pulls up an image WITH CODES!!!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOO

"Prism" doesn't work, but corrupts the prism on the screen.

"Gideon" pulls up audio of Gideon singing.

"Pacifica" brings up a letter written by Pacifica (and Mabel!!)

"Season 1" brings up text about "Season -1" of "Antigravity Falls"

"Season 2" brings up "Season 1", and "Season 3" brings up "Season 2". There is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy

"Divorce" brings up the O'Sadley's logo (the beer Bill drinks) and a zip file???????? The zip file is just the png of the logo

"Wendy" pulls up a page where Wendy tricks the viewer.

"Robbie" brings up a chatlog between him and Thompson, they summon Bill

"Reality" brings up the text "IS AN ILLUSION"

"Universe" brings up the text "HOLOGRAM"

"Rat" brings up text saying "THURBURTS' NUMBER?"

"Weird" brings up A VIDEO OF WEIRD AL?????

"Gravityfalls" brings up text saying "NEVER HEARD OF IT"

"Waddles" brings up a website called "Pig Placement Network". It's a pig adoption website!

"Death" brings up text saying "LIFE'S GOTH COUSIN"

"Life" brings up text saying "LIFE: 72% COMPLETE. NOW LOADING: DEATH"

"Axolotl" brings up text reading "YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS"

"Fuck" brings up a picture reading: NOT S&P APPROVED! WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP" and a picture of soap lmaooooo. This also happens if you type in "Shit"

"Thebookofbill" pulls up text reading "HIDE IT UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE" ??????

"Mason" (I can't believe it took me this long to try that) brings up a page written by Dipper where he writes some anagrams. Ford has written something about a Cryptogram Codex on the bottom of the page.

"Cryptogram Codex" causes another zip file to be instantly downloaded. It contains different fonts for some of the codes used in TBoB!

"Theraprism" brings up this image

Very cool

"Love" brings up an image of Bill's stupid romance novel

"Journal3" pulls up text reading "THE JOURNAL FOR ME"

"Journal2" pulls up text reading "THE JOURNAL FOR YOU"

"Journal1" brings up text reading "THE JOURNAL OF FUN". Journal is looking less and less like a word to me

"Sorry" brings up the full picture of Ford and McGucket in college. What if I cried

"God" pulls up a video of a Bill statue in an aquarium with an Axolotl

"Lies" brings up a long page written by Bill, where he talks about lying and reality. It ends with a short video of flickering text reading "LIE UNTIL YOU AREN'T LYING ANYMORE".

"Scalene" and "Euclid" both bring up text saying "LIFE FORM NOT FOUND" I'm in shambles

I'm going to end the post here, I've been doing this for an hour, and the people running the main codes Google doc already have most of the results down. Aohurz av hufvul dov ylhkz aopz, zahf dlpyk, huk kypur dhaly!

[moonwytte]

documenting the different things you get by interacting with the updated thisisnotawebsite.com ! <3

clickable areas: book of bill, the swords logo, the top of the computer, the jar behind the laptop, and buttons on the computer

computer inputs below!!!

mabel — puts stickers all over the lab. when all stickers are sticker-ed, the computer says “lab is now fully mabelized”

dipper — messages from bill instructing dipper to stare directly into the sun

mason — letter on anagrams by ford. ford mentions a cryptogram codex

tyrone / paper jam — photo of paper jam dipper. “here, he’s your problem now!”

stan / stanley — ebay search for brass knuckles / gold chains for old men / dogs playing poker / 8-ball cane / male girdle / shriner fez / colonel sanders tie / then opens up “wheel of shame!”

wheel of shame opens up various different pages including “ex wives”, “fears”, “secret shames”, “unreported crimes”, “failed products”, “darkest thought”, “lowest moments” and “how he beat me”.

clicking on “how he beat me” repeatedly gives you different messages

imstillonyourmind — video clip of the water, presumably a view of the water from stan and ford’s ship, with stans voice in the background

stanford / ford / sixer — “voulentary discharge” case report from an 18 year old ford.

filbrick — “i’m not impressed”

pines — computer screen reads “a good family tree”

bill / bill cipher — wikipedia article for the eye of providence (all seeing eye)

cipher — wikipedia article for “triangle”

book of bill — “hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance”

vallis cineris — a staticky video of a young bill, with two other triangles (supposedly his parents). a robotic voice says “why did you do it?” repeatedly.

soos — 3 page message from soos. lol

pinata — video of a bill cipher pinata being hit by a little kid, bill going “OW WHY WHY”

wendy — 👌 (but upside down)

pacifica — note from pacifica

platinumpaz — a story about pacifica’s nightmare, and nearly making a deal with bill. character development!!!!

gideon — opens search bar for “sweat resistant bolo tie”. apparently there is also one where he sings(?) but i have not gotten that one.

waddles — pigplacementnetwork.com

robbie — text messages between xX*RobbieV*Xx and THOMPSON4

tad strange — a… strange video of someone cutting bread.

mcgucket — youtube search for “cotton eye joe”

hectoring — a song about bill is played, the lab computer screen shows a record will a logo of bill on it

giffany — downloads giffany onto the websites laptop, then downloads a file folder onto your laptop full of giffany’s sprites and messages to soos. will have to look closer at this one later

toby determined — search result for “restraining order”

blendin — “time agent lost and presumed incompetent”

various words and phrases are below the cut!

i put this in alphabetical order for your viewing conviencence, and my writing inconviencece!

29121239168518 — “what comes from zimtrex 5?”

3466554 — “what leaves a thin line in the snow?”

ad astra per aspera — a letter from ford ft. notes from mabel on bill’s statue + fords closure

alex — opens browser search for “flannel”

answer — “question”

axolotl — “you ask alotl questions”

baby / baby bill — an ultrasound of bill. “congrats, guess what’s growing inside you right now! see you in 9 months papa!”

black sheep — a test of patience from bill

blanching — youtube result for how to blanch vegetables

blind eye — WKHBOOVHH WKHBOODOOVHH plus a colour code at the bottom

booberry — meaning of life

burnedinside / burn side — a photo of destroyed looking oregon parks sign and a parks department badge

bye gold — “bye!”

card — a photo of a “fructose by the freakin yard” that also says “bill cipher, dream demon”

conspiracy — a video of someone trying to figure out soos’s broken countdown. there’s a joke about morse code in the sparks. “what does it MEAANNNN???”

cray cray — wikipedia result for “mental health”

cryptogram codex — downloads four different fonts

cursed — a clipboard with article pages for how kids can resist drawing bill. the second page is torn and there are drawings of bill scribbled underneath, with the text “he is watching” and “run”

curse wittebane — a bill themed ouija board

death — “life’s goth cousin”

deer teeth — “for you, kid!”

dippyfresh — a reddit post with a photo of the burger king kids club

disco girl — dipper singing in the shower and then singing along to the entirety of disco girl. catchy!

disney — “rat.gif censored for your protection”

divorce — a logo for the bar that bill goes too… billford divorce is real…

dorito — a floating dorito and then a bill jumpscare

ducktective — “ducktective stars in ‘love, quacktually’, coming to: ‘oi, it’s the cockney channel innit?’ this fall

easter egg — “easter eggs? sounds like a conspiracy”

euclydia — “dimension not found”

fbi — “your webcam is on. we are watching”

fortnite / skibidi / rizz — “life privileges revoked. now releasing poison gas”

fuck alex — search result for get help therapy

glass shard beach — a postcard

gravity falls — “never heard of it”

gun — “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both”

harold’s ramblings — “how is clown repellant made?”

help me / god — statue bill and an axolotl

hologram — “universe”

horror — the “always garden” urban legend. backrooms reference!

irregular — bill’s mugshot photos with a code at the bottom

just fit in — a video of someone playing with one of those shape games… i’m unsure what to call it. the game where you hurt he shape into its corosponding spot. you can hear distorted speaking at the end of the video as it glitches out

justblendin — cowboys at a camp… ft irl blendin!

kings of new jersey — downloads the stan twins secret code font

kubrick — a video zooming in on bill cipher inside of a lh old club, i can’t read what the text says (i’m not wearing my glasses SORRY)

liar lyre — “the 20tg ingredient of anti-ciphering tonic?”

lies — “the game of lies”, a parody of the game of life. bill gives us a lesson on lying. lie until you aren’t lying anymore!

life — “life 72% complete. now loading death”

love ya bro — a drawing of stan and ford on the stan-o-war-II. the back has a bro-code on it. will have to translate

love — photo of the bill romance book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it.

monster — google search for “THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK”

mountain don’t — “what’s a medicaid homonym?”

multilevel mark — “who defeated silas birchtrpe—?”

mystery shack — google search for confusion hill

mystery — “?”

naitsuaf — article on selling your soul, link to a soul selling contract

no — “your loss…”

nothing — “something”

portal — “portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one”

question — “answer”

r34lity — pictures of bill’s henchmen in various places, the caption reads “they found a new home”

rat — “thurburts’ number?”

reality — “is an illusion”

scalene — “life form not found”

scary — photo of the bill spookeumps book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it

scrimbles — life form not fount

season 1 — “season -1, anti-gravity falls”

season 2 — “season 1”

season 3 — “season 2”

season 4 has no result

seven eyes — a polaroid photo of bill’s crossed out henchman. the back says “leave him, escape to dimension [scratched out], it’s against the rules but it’s the one reality where you may be safe from him”

shave your grandma — chapter 9 of the bill textbook, two pages.

something — “nothing”

sorry — photo of ford and mcguckett with a letter from fiddleford on the back

tantrum — a transcript of a conversation between bill and time baby.

theory — MATTPAT???????

theraprism — warning sign

they’ll see — “is seeing believing?”

tinsel snake — “the 6th option on bill’s editing software?”

titansblood — “hoot hoot! password please!”

tj eckleburg — “never mention that name again”

torture mentally — “name an unpronounceable wizard”

triangle — “tri harder” or “)”

trigonometry / math — a note from bill complaining about plato

universe — “hologram”

various swear words — “not s&p approved! wash your mouth out with soap!”

virus — opens up “THEPLAGUE.PDF”

weird — weird al is now trapped in the computer (sorry!)

weirdmageddon — gravity falls gossiper news article, “nothing happened yesterday!”

who are you — “i could ask you the same question”

XGQRTHX — “where do tri angels come from?”

xyler / craz — youtube link to the jem and the holograms theme song

yes — “whats’s mcguckets favourite soda?”

[marzinstarz]

BoB WEBSITE CODE MASTERLIST:

COUNT -> 100

BOOK OF BILL

"Hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

PINES

"A good family tree"

STANFORD PINES

His 18 y/o medical report

STANLEY PINES

Ebay page for brass knuckles

BABBA

Full recording of Dipper singing

WEIRDMAGEDDON

News article from after the fact

BILL CIPHER

Wikipedia page for 'triangle'

HECTORING

Church meeting recording

WADDLES

Pig adoption page

TRIANGLE

")"

"Tri harder"

MYSTERY SHACK

Google page for 'Confusion Hill'

GRAVITY FALLS

"Never heard of it"

DISNEY

"rat.gif censored for your protection"

T.J. ECKLEBURG

"Never mention that name again"

DEATH

"Life's goth cousin"

LIFE

"Life 72% complete. Now loading:  Death"

SKELETON

"The one with the sword! He found you!"

WENDY

A note from Wendy about warding off evil triangles

ROBBIE

Thompson and Robbie's messages about summoning bill

MONSTER

Google search for "THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

SOOS

Soos's message about life at the mystery shack

PINATA

A video of a bill cipher pinata getting beat up

MCGUCKET

Link to youtube video of "Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe"

MABEL

Adds stickers to the page until it reads "Lab now fully mabelised"

DIPPER

A note from bill telling Dipper to stare at the sun

TAD STRANGE

An oddly sexual video of bread

LOVE

A romance novel called "The Love Triangle" with an audio recording of the first chapter

CIPHER

Wikipedia page for "Eye of Providence"

TOBY DETERMINED

Google page for "Restraining order"

GIDEON

Google page for "Sweat resistant bolo ties"

QUESTION

"Answer"

MYSTERY

"?"

Any swear word

"Not S&P Approved" notice

PORTAL

"Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one"

GUN

"Oh yes oh yes they both"

SEASON 1

"Season -1: Antigravity falls"

SEASON 2

"Season 1"

SEASON 3

 "Season 2"

DEER TEETH

"For you, kid!"

BLIND EYE

A faux eye test page filled with codes that someone smarter than me need to decode

FILBRICK

"I'm not impressed"

BLENDIN

"Time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

JOURNAL 1

"The journal of fun"

JOURNAL 2

"The journal for you"

JOURNAL 3

"The journal for me"

ALEX HIRSCH

Google page for "Flannel"

GOD/FRILLIAM

Video of an axolotl swimming in front of a Bill statue

AXOLOTL

"You ask alotl questions"

WEIRD

A video of Weird Al stuck inside the computer

TITAN'S BLOOD

"Hoot. Hoot. Password please!"

BAAAA

A poem about a shepherd

SUCK IT MERLIN

Art labelled "The Bastard Triangle Cuts the Unicorns Hair" 1499

BABY

An ultrasound of baby Bill

MASON

Dipper's note to ford on anagrams

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

Downloads a zip file containing fonts of codes and runes

I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

A video of Stan and Ford on the Stan O' War II, with a colour block code

SORRY

The full image of Ford and Fiddleford at collage

FBI/CIA

Your webcam is on. We are watching."

DUCKTECTIVE

"Ducktective stars in 'Love, Quacktually' coming to 'Oi, it's the Cockney Channel innit?' this fall"

EVEN HIS LEGS ARE LIES

A note from Bill about Fords place as a perfect pawn

DIVORCE

"O' SADLEYS" Logo

SEVEN EYES

Image of the oracle with a warning on the back

R34LITY

Images of Bill and his henchmen in the real world, message reading "They found a new home"

BLANCHIN

Youtube tutorial on how to blanch vegetables

PACIFICA

A note from Pacifica about what a loser Bill is

PLATINUM PAZ

A story of how Bill tried to enlist Pacifica to steal the time rift before turning to Blendin

EUCLYDIA

"Dimension not found"

SCALENE/EUCLID

"Life form not found"

IRREGULAR

Bill's mug shots

LOVE YA BRO

Drawing of Stan catching a mermaid

XYLER

Youtube link to Jem and the Holograms theme

UNIVERSE

"Hologram"

HOLOGRAM

"Universe"

NOTHING

"Something"

SOMETHING

"Nothing"

HORROR

Urban legend story of the 'Always Garden' a restaurant you cant leave

MATPAT

A video of Matpat tell us were on our own T-T

ONE EYED KING

A hypnosis video with Bill audio convincing you to pledge your soul to him

CURSE WITTEBANE

A Bill Cipher ouija board

BURNSIDE

"Burned inside"

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

A snippet of Bill's therapy sessions talking of what ford was to him

WELL WELL WELL BEING

"Patient file: Bill Cipher. Greatest love: Himself. Greatest fear: Himself"

"Art therapy notes: All he draws are red and blue triangles"

"Patient's odd phobias: 3D Glasses. Venetian blinds. TV static."

JUST FIT IN

An old game commercial for "Perfection" with a snippet of Bill's [?] voice at the end

TANTRUM

A transcript of a fight between Bill and the Time Baby, sheds light on Bill's crime against his home dimension

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

Downloads a photoshop file full of skin layers

SKIBIDI/RIZZ

"Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

DORITO

Creepy jump scare video

SCARY

A novel cover for "Spookemups" with and audio sniper of the story

GIFFANY

"Input deleted. AI Antiviral activated"

"Warning: Secondary firewall breached"

"Fatal warning. System under attack"

"Soos! I still love you! We will be together"

"Now downloading girlfriend. (This action cannot be undone)"

Then downloads a zip file full of link to Giffany gifs

BOOBERRY

A shockingly uplifting poem from Bill with a little image of him as a melting candle

Words that do not trigger the buzzer : BUBBLE, BUTTON, CLEAR, MUSIC

[oizysian]

IX. PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN

All Eyes on Me masterlist

Word count: 1.8k

•

Two weeks came and went and it was finally the day of the Hattie Harmony book tour in New York City.

I nervously paced in my apartment, my anxiety kicking in full force at the thought of not only being around Lizzie again, this time without Brie, but being around strangers and out of my element.

I took a deep breath and checked my phone again for the hundredth time. It was nearly time for me to leave and I couldn't help but think of all the things that could go wrong.

I unlocked my phone and went to my messages, texting Claire that I was chickening out. My phone rang almost instantly and I hesitated a moment before answering.

"Do not chicken out!"

"I'm freaking out. The first time was okay 'cos I was with Brie, but now I'll be on my own."

"And you'll be fine. I know you don't go out much because of your anxiety, but you need to do this. You'll regret it if you don't go."

"I know, you're right. I'll hate myself if I stay home instead of being there for Lizzie's big day."

"See? Do you wanna let your wife down? No, so get yourself ready and get down to that book tour."

"Okay, mom." I laughed, saying my goodbyes to my best friend and finally getting myself ready to go out.

It took me no more than ten minutes to get ready and call an Uber to take me into the city. I was beyond nervous - hell, I was damn scared, but I had to play it cool. I had to pretend that I was a normal human with no issues going out and functioning around other human beings.

The crowd in front of the bookstore was insane, and I realized most of them were decked out in Scarlet Witch gear. I smiled to myself, hanging back as everyone piled into the store. She had loyal fans, that was for sure.

I fixed my hat and walked in, making sure I had enough standing room in the back to be comfortable. Most people were scrunched up in the front, sitting in front of a few chairs that were placed at the head of the room.

There were some young children there, but it was mostly teenagers or older people like myself. She wrote a children's book for adults by the look of the room.

When Elizabeth and Robbie entered the room with their copies of Hattie Harmony, the crowd erupted into applause, and I could see her smiling and waving at everyone from where I was hiding out.

They took their seats and I watched as she scanned the room, looking for something, or someone.

Our gazes finally met and I could see her beautiful green eyes light up with happiness as she gave me a little wave. I smiled and waved back, and she began reading the book to the crowd.

I couldn't take my eyes off of her as she read. She looked so happy sitting there with Robbie, both of them taking turns reading the book they wrote together.

It was at that moment I knew I had absolutely no chance. She would never feel for me the way she does him. They had a book together, a life, a home, and I was just a streamer. I was nobody. And I always would be a nobody.

I heard whispering beside me and I turned to look. A young boy was talking to his mother, looking up at me with big, bright eyes. I smiled at him and he pulled on her sleeve excitedly.

"That's Y/N!" His whisper came out a bit louder than his mother would've liked.

I nearly blanched at his words, realizing that I had just been recognized. In public. I looked from him to Lizzie, who was still reading to the children sitting in the front row. His mother turned to me and gave me an apologetic look and I just smiled at her silently. This was Lizzie's moment, not mine.

A few kids around us had heard the little boy and were looking around for me. I nervously inched towards the door, not exactly ready to flee, but definitely needing some space from all of the young people about to recognize me.

I met the eyes of a few people and I brought my finger up to my lips, then pointed at Lizzie. They nodded and smiled, returning their attention to the woman of the hour.

I let out a sigh of relief as the attention was finally off me and back on the couple at the front of the room. This was the first time I had ever been noticed while I was out, which is probably because I didn't get out much. I also forgot to take into consideration that I had just been photographed with Lizzie not long ago, so people were bound to recognize me.

They finished the book and everyone applauded, and they started setting up tables so they could give out autographs. I got in line, grabbing a copy of the book as I waited. I didn't particularly want Robbie's autograph, but I knew Lizzie would get a kick out of me asking for one.

When I finally got up to the front, I handed her the book and she looked up at me briefly before doing a double take and smiling brightly at the sight of me.

"You came." She said as she happily signed my book, passing it over to Robbie and letting him sign it as well.

"I promised."

"Here you go." Robbie handed back my book, smiling at me.

I smiled back, a hint of guilt creeping up from the pit of my stomach as I looked at him.

"Can you hang around after the signing?" She asked and I nodded.

"I'll be back by the manga."

"What's manga?" She asked, her head tilting in confusion.

"It's cartoons on paper. You'll find me."

I smiled at her and walked off, letting her finish her event and browsed through the store. After about five minutes of wandering around, I found the manga section and waited, mindlessly poking at the books on the shelves.

"Excuse me." A voice said from behind me.

I turned around and saw a girl, probably in her late teens, standing with Lizzie's book in her hand ... and my hat on her head.

"Can you sign my hat? You're a huge inspiration to me and I just love you and Lizzie together."

I blushed a fierce, deep red at her words, taking her pen and her hat and signing it wordlessly.

"Thank you! You guys make a really cute couple. Bye!"

She waved and walked off and I stood there dumbly, unable to comprehend what just happened. Did that actually just happen? Do people actually ship us together?

"Hey!" A voice called out to me and I turned around, seeing Lizzie and Robbie approaching me.

"H-hey." I stuttered out.

She gave me a look and furrowed her brow at the look of me.

"You okay? You're all flushed."

"Yeah, I just ... a girl asked for my autograph. It took me by surprise."

"Aw, that's sweet! Have you ever given one before?"

"No, this was my first time."

"That's amazing! I'm so happy for you!"

She closed the distance between us and hugged me, squeezing me tight. I wrapped my arms around her after a second of hesitation and took in the moment. This would be the extent of our intimate moments; hugs and cuddles. No, no more cuddles. Those are dangerous. Just hugs.

She pulled away and took hold of my hands, bouncing ever so slightly in excitement.

"Do you have plans? You can come to dinner with us!"

"N-no, I really couldn't." I couldn't tell her that I felt horribly awkward around her and her husband.

"Please join us," Robbie cut in. "I'd love to know more about the woman Lizzie can't stop raving about."

She gave his arm a light smack, her face turning a slight pink at his words.

"How could I say no after hearing that?" I teased her and she covered her face with her hands.

"I just told him about all the fun we had." Her voice came out muffled.

"You wouldn't even know Brie was there from how she was telling it."

"Robbie, shut up."

She was red as a tomato now and I couldn't help but laugh.

"I'm glad you had such a good time with me - I mean us." I smirked at her and it was my turn to get a smack.

"Don't start. I had a good time with both of you."

I smiled widely like a happy fool and followed them out of the bookstore, letting them lead on to wherever they planned on having dinner.

•

They picked a fancy Italian restaurant which I had never been to before, and they ordered wine - which I declined. I wasn't about to say or do something I would regret in front of Robbie.

Lizzie and Robbie sat next to each other and I sat across from them, eating contently. Suddenly, I felt something touch my leg and I peeked up at Lizzie. Her head was down, looking towards her food, but I noticed a shift in her eyes and saw that she was looking at me from under her eyelashes.

I nudged the thing that touched me and it nudged back. I held in a laugh as I realized Lizzie was kicking me under the table.

She let out a giggle and Robbie gave her a strange look before switching his gaze over to me. I tried to keep a straight face, but I couldn't. Her giggles were infectious and I joined in, both of us laughing at the fact that we were acting like children, having a good time.

"Am I missing something?" He asked, chuckling slightly himself at the sight of us.

"Lizzie kicked me." I said as she kicked my shin. "Ow!" I laughed. "You meanie."

"I'm sorry," she said, completely unapologetic. "I didn't realize you were such a softy."

"I'm very sensitive."

"Sensitive, my ass. You kicked me back, remember?"

"Only 'cos you didn't stop."

"Children, do you both need a time out?" Robbie said and we both laughed again, fully enjoying our time together.

Even being with Robbie wasn't all that bad. He seemed like a nice guy and he made Lizzie happy so I had no reason to dislike him other than the fact that he was married to her.

As the night ended, they dropped me back off at my apartment, Lizzie getting out with me to hug me.

"We still need to get that pumpkin ice cream."

I made a face.

"I was hoping you'd forget."

"No way. And I still have your sweater."

"That's true. Okay, name the time and place."

"How about I pick you up? I'll text you the time, okay?"

"Okay. Bye Lizzie. Bye Robbie." I waved at him through the window and gave Lizzie one more smile before turning and heading inside.

I watched from the window as she got back in the car and they drove away, and I let out a deep breath. I was exhausted. Pretending to be a human really took a lot out of me.

•

@oh-thats-cute @marvelwomen-simp @dorabledewdroop @scarlie-johalsen-blog

[copperbadge]

[ID: A comic from Robbie Williams' instagram, showing am elderly, wild-haired woman wearing a shawl, pearls, and a huge smile. It is captioned "Give your anxiety a silly name. Mine is called Blanche. This is Blanche."]

80s Anthems Semifinal Round Two! Robbie Williams (yes that Robbie Williams) is running an 80s Anthem bracket on Instagram; here's the thesis:

The premise for this cup: World peace breaks out - We need an anthem for the world. That anthem will be from the 80s. Because, well we don't know and stop being nosey. All God's children standing side by side belting out which song?

Vote below! Link to Round One.

[strangetheedreamer]

the hall pass

pairing: jake kiszka x danny wagner x afab! reader

summary: jake discovers who danny’s hall pass is. you’re not so surprised.

a/n: this is exactly what it sounds like it is. it’s also entirely self indulgent! i wrote it for court and liana and have decided to post it. be warned now that there is some slash going on in this fic so if that’s not your thing do not read!!! the rest of the warnings are under the cut!

warnings: oral sex (m! receiving), oral sex (f! receiving), penetrative sex, unprotected penetrative sex, homosexual content, slash content.

Jake doesn’t believe Danny even remembers saying it- he was so plastered the night prior. With Samuel plying him with tequila shots and Josh convincing almost everyone in the damn bar to buy the man a beer? Daniel didn’t have a prayer that night. But it was his twenty-fifth birthday! He deserved to let loose and have fun, he was always so busy being the mediator between them all.

They’d played the game of who would their ultimate hall pass be and while the rest of them spouted of a name- in Sam’s case, multiple names he couldn’t decide between- immediately, Danny had hesitated and glanced at Jake before giving a hurried answer of Margot Robbie. Jake had tabled his questions, but when they were alone together on the patio, sharing a drunk birthday cigarette, Jake had caved into his curiosity and asked, “So, what’s the real answer, then?” And when Danny asked what he meant, Jake supplied, “Who’s really your hall pass?” Danny had blanched at the question, inhaling too much of the smoke and sending himself into a coughing fit. Jake had clapped him on the back while Danny coughed the smoke out of his lungs, sensing that he already knew the answer.

Danny reached for his beer, taking a long swig and avoiding Jake’s eyes, before he answered in a small voice, “I have two actually…” he’d began and then hesitated again, but when he saw Jake’s raised eyebrow he continued slowly, without looking at him still. He told Jake it was him... him and you.

This didn’t come as a surprise to Jake, not really. He’d sometimes caught the longing, pining gazes that Danny would throw your direction and had noticed the way Danny blushed and stuttered whenever you came into the room. It didn’t make him angry or jealous- quite the opposite actually. It turned Jake on a stupid amount, made his cock twitch in his jeans just at the visual. Danny glanced up, expecting to see anger in his best friend’s eyes; he expected outrage and accusations, but instead he found a deep, ravenous desire swirling in the whiskey colored eyes of his friend.

His eyebrow still raised, Jake chuckles once, “Oh yeah?” He takes the cigarette from Danny’s fingers and takes a long pull from it, watching the confusion clutter Danny’s eyes as he watches the action with his mouth slightly agape. “What do you think about, Daniel?”

Danny’s eyes widen and he glances around at the empty patio, swallowing hard and hesitating for a few moments before he stumbles out with a, “W-what?” Jake chuckles again at his friend’s pretend cluelessness, stubbing out the finished cigarette in an ashtray and taking a half step toward Danny. He reaches out and with a gentle hand, brushes a stray curl out of Danny’s eyes. If Jake were a bit less astute, maybe he wouldn’t catch the barely there whimper that floated out from between Danny’s lips at the action.

“Tell me, Daniel. What do you think about when you think about us?” Jake was drunk, but not drunk enough that he didn’t know what he was asking and also that perhaps he was taking advantage of an even more inebriated Danny. He was drunk enough though that he took another half step toward Daniel, this time closing the distance and brushing his lips over Danny’s sensitive ears when he repeats, “When you stroke that massive cock of yours, what do you think about?” Jake punctuates his question by running his fingers down the zipper of Danny’s jeans and this time Danny’s whimper is audible.

Just then, a sloppy Sam and Dave come clambering out onto the patio, begging to bum a cigarette. Jake steps back from Danny immediately, his cool never lost in the first place. But, when he glances over at Danny the taller, younger man’s face is beet red and his fingers are trembling when he reaches for the pack of cigarettes he’d stuffed into his back pocket. Jake sticks around just long enough to shoot Danny a wink before he begins the search for his twin, ready to round up their rowdy gang and get them home.

The house Jake shared with you was the closest to the bar, so after shooting you a warning text he brought the stumbling drunk group of boys through the front door and found you waiting with McDonalds already delivered and extra pillows and blankets out. He didn’t think he’d ever loved you more than he did in that moment, watching you coax his little brother onto the couch with the promise of a large fry. He took the risk and glanced over at Danny, finding him watching you too, that yearning look his dark eyes.

When Jake crawled into bed with you that night, he mumbled out just before he passed out, “Remind me that I have to talk to you about something tomorrow.”

The next morning, Jake’s splintering headache is what wakes him up- that and the scent of coffee and bacon. You’re alone in the kitchen when he pads into it with one sock on and his hair a laughable mess. You glance up at him and smile from your place at the stovetop, flipping a piece of bacon that sizzles when it hits the pan again “Good morning, handsome. Ew, don’t kiss me, I know you didn’t brush your teeth yet.” Jake pouts but hipchecks you of the way, taking over bacon duty so you could finish making the pancake batter, knowing that when the house of boys woke up they would be ravenous. It’s silent for a few minutes until finally, you venture out, “Soo… you said you have to talk to me about something, spill. Is Josh engaged?” Jake blinks before remembering his half asleep reminder the night before.

“No, not yet. However, Daniel is in love with you. And I think maybe a little bit with me.” He figures the best way to say this is to just whip it out there, rip it off like a bandaid. He never could have expected your response, though.

“Yes. I know this.” Jake startles, dropping the piece of bacon onto the pan and whirling to face you. You don’t look at him, just measure out the almond milk to add to the pancake batter and muttering something softly to yourself. Jake blinks at you a few times and you finally glance over at him, rolling your eyes at his bewildered expression, “Oh, I’m sorry, was that news?”

Jake splutters a moment, then accuses, “How long have you known?” You shrug and reply that it’s been pretty much since you met them all. He’s stumped for a moment, then overcome with love for you for the second time in less than twelve hours. “I’m in love with you. Did you know that?”

You roll your eyes again, whisking up the batter and inspecting its consistency, “Yes. I know that too.”

Jacob is about to respond when there’s a groan from the living room, then another answering one from the staircase. Time to feed the masses. This conversation will have to wait.

Slyly, Jacob convinces Danny, who is surprisingly the least hungover of them all, to stick around and help Jake work out a song he’s had in his brain. And while Danny heads upstairs to Jacob’s home studio, Jake shoots you a knowing look and tells you to put on some lingerie and wait, he has a belated birthday present for Daniel.

Knowing exactly what Jake has planned, you do just that. You pull out a lacy red set that you’ve been hiding from Jake, waiting for a special occasion, and you slip one of Jake’s old t shirts over it and then you wait. Crocheting quietly in bed, you wait for your phone to light up by your side with a text from Jake. After what feels like hours, you get one.

You peek into the cracked open door, able to see Jake in his favorite chair and the back of Danny’s head where he sits on the cracked leather couch. Jake glances up when you creak open the door and pad across the wooden floors of the studio, leaning over the back of the couch right beside Danny and murmuring directly into his ear, “You boys still playing?” Danny jumps, but then melts into the couch at the sound of your giggle in his ear. You dare to playfully kiss Danny’s temple, an act that makes his cheeks flush pink, and you stretch your arms up as you come around the couch.

Danny inhales sharply when you enter his field of view. You didn’t bother to put on sweatpants-didn’t think you’d need them- and when you raise your arms above your head, the red lace of the panties is just barely visible. You glance to Jake, who has put his acoustic guitar to the side and is sitting with his legs spread; he is watching you with nothing short of a cocky pride in his umber eyes. Deciding the easiest thing to do would be to just take the plunge and get this thing started, you close the distance between you and Jake. He’s watching you hungrily, like he’s a tiger and you’re his preferred dinner, and you pause in front of him. Casting a glance over your shoulder at Danny, who shifts in his seat on the couch, you grin and then finger the hem of Jake’s t shirt. Then, you shoot him a wink and pull the shirt over your head.

You hear Danny gasp softly from behind you, but you cast your eyes down to Jake, whose gaze darkens as he takes you in. In a moment, Jake growls and pulls you down onto his lap. He captures your mouth with his in a hungry kiss, something messy and passionate and dizzying. His hands grip your hips, snapping the waistband of your panties against your skin and making you moan into his mouth. “I love you.” His murmured words are low enough that Danny won’t hear them, spoken into your ear when he brushes his lips along your temple. Then, louder, Jake informs you, “Why don’t you show Daniel how pretty you look, baby. I just know he’s dying to see.”

A shaky whimper is Danny’s only response and the sound makes a rush of heat bloom between your legs. You climb out of Jake’s lap and turn towards Danny, who shifts in his seat again in a last ditch attempt to hide his more than obvious erection. You come to a slow stop in front of him and only when your knees are pressed against his does Danny’s gaze drop to your body. His gaze feels different from Jake’s, who usually looks at you with a hungry appreciation. Danny’s gaze feels like a caress, like you can physically feel the callous pads of his fingers over the tops of your breasts and down your stomach and thighs. The world narrows to the two of you, not even Jake exists in this moment when Danny reaches out and skims his fingers over the bare skin of your stomach. “Fuck it.” He breathes out, taking two hands and grasping onto your hips, pulling you roughly into his lap. When Danny kisses you, there’s nothing graceful about the collision of your mouths. It’s clumsy and sloppy and absolutely perfect. You allow yourself to melt against his hard body, tangling your fingers into his curls.

Jake, never one to be forgotten for very long, shakes you both of your frantic make out session when his weight dips the cushion next to Danny down as he sits. He looks between you both hungrily, then fists your loose hair and pulls you from Danny’s mouth, murmuring out, “My turn.” Danny doesn’t even have time to mourn the loss of you before Jake has captured Danny’s mouth with his, kissing him slow and deep. Danny moans into Jake’s mouth, earning a growl in response from Jake, and you take the opportunity of having free lips to press wet kisses down Danny’s angled neck. Jake’s hand slips down Danny’s body, his firm chest and stomach, before pausing at the waistband of Danny’s jeans. Jake pulls his mouth from Danny’s to look him in the eyes when he pops the button of Danny’s pants.

“Wait!” Danny gasps out just as Jake begins to finger the zipper and both yourself and Jake freeze, worried you’ve pushed Danny too far. His chest is rising and falling heavy and hard and he glances between the two of you frantically before babbling out an explanation, “I-I want to go to your bed… I want to do this right. Not on this shitty couch.” You melt a little bit at his sweetness and you notice Jake does too, a half smile pulling at his full lips. He pulls his hand from Danny’s pants and pulls his face to his again, pressing quick pecks to his lips.

“Okay, Daniel. We’ll do this the right way.” Jake murmurs into Danny’s mouth, biting down gently on his bottom lip as he pulls away from him. You clamber off Danny’s lap and hold out your hand, which he takes with no hesitation and allows you to pull him up off of the couch. You know Jake follows faithfully behind you as you guide Danny down the hall toward your bedroom and if you let your hips sway a little bit on the walk, well who could blame you.

Upon reaching the bedroom, you turn on your heel to face the two boys, backing up until the backs of your knees hit the bed, “So, what comes next boys?” You venture the question, ignoring when the strap of your bra falls down on your shoulder and Jake comes up from behind Daniel, stroking his fingers down his back.

“It’s Daniel’s birthday, I think he should decide.” Jake comes around to stand behind you now, sweeping your hair over your shoulder and pressing kisses to the bare skin there while he waits for Danny to answer.

“I-I…” Danny stumbles out, his hands trembling at his sides and you step out of Jake’s embrace to reach for them, holding both of his in yours and pressing kisses to his knuckles. You guide him to the bed, gently forcing him to sit on the edge.

“Hey,” you start softly, brushing his hair from his face and skating the backs of your fingers down his cheek, “Don’t let Jakey fool you, Danny. You’re in control here. Why don’t you start by telling us what you’ve imagined before?” You keep your voice soothing, your gaze soft and the bed dips down where Jake sits next to Danny, taking one of his big hands in his.

Danny nods, swallows, and then ventures out a soft, “I think about eating you out like… a lot. And-and I think about taking you from behind and also I-I’ve thought about sucking Jake off w-way too much. And, oh fuck I-” he trails off with that last thought and you cannot help the soft giggle that escapes you as you lean forward to press your lips to his.

“Well, I think I know where to start then. Do you want to know a secret, Daniel?” You murmur out the question and he nods just barely. You giggle again and glance over at Jake, who is watching the two of you with a simmering hunger in his brown eyes. You return your gaze to Danny when you tell him, “You can get Jake to do anything if you offer him a blowjob in return. He’s weak for them. All I have to do when I want him to do something is sink to my knees.” Jake groans from his spot beside Daniel and leans over, taking Danny’s earlobe between his teeth and tugging gently.

Jake mutters the plea directly into Danny’s ear, “Please, Danny, suck my cock, god I want you to.” Danny moans softly and turns his head to capture Jake’s lips with his own. You sink to your knees in front of Jake, gently pulling on Danny’s hand for him to do the same.

When Danny joins you on the floor, you pull his mouth to yours and pull at his shirt, only pausing in your frantic kissing for him to remove it. When you turn to Jake, his own shirt is off and he’s stripped to his boxer briefs, palming himself over them while he watches the two of you.

“I’ll show you what he likes, what drives him crazy,” you promise and Danny nods, eyeing Jake’s bulge hungrily and reaching to run his fingernails down Jake’s thigh. Jake groans and finally shucks his underwear down, letting his already leaking cock spring free from their confines. You lean forward and lap at the pink head of him, pressing a kiss to the tip. Then, you lick him root to tip and suck him into your mouth, prompting another groan from Jake as his head lolls on his shoulders. When you let him pop free, you scoot over and gesture with your eyes for Danny to take his turn.

To both of your surprise, this cannot be Danny’s first time sucking a man off; because the way he swirls his tongue around Jake’s leaking head, sucking it just barely between his lips before swallowing him down almost to the hilt? It’s not newbie territory. Jake lets out a sort of surprised groan, his hands flying to Danny’s head to keep him there. “Fuck, Danny!” He groans out the exclamation and Danny moans in response, making Jake’s hips twitch. Danny bobs his head a few times up and down the length of Jake before releasing him and licking at his head. “Fuck, fuck, fuck!” Danny chuckles at Jake’s cursing, bringing his hand up to fist Jake’s cock and stroke him lightly, shooting you a wink.

You raise your eyebrows at him, impressed, and Danny shrugs, “Told you I’ve thought about this before…” He trails off before swallowing Jake down again, making Jake double over with a whine of his name. Deciding you’re not needed down here like you thought you would be, you come to kneel on the bed next to Jake, pressing kisses up his neck before capturing his lips with yours in a searing kiss. You can’t see what Danny is doing anymore, but clearly it’s working given the moans Jake is letting loose into your joined mouths.

Finally, “Fuck! Fuck, Danny, you gotta stop. I’m gonna cum.” Jake begs him, physically pulling Danny’s head from his aching, twitching cock. Danny gasps for breath, before surging upward, pushing Jake back onto the bed and climbing over top of him. He kisses him rabidly and Jake’s hands scrabble at his back as you watch them kiss furiously off to the side. You’re surprisingly content to watch the scene unfold, to watch as Jake reaches down to palm Danny through his jeans while also rutting his hips upward into Danny’s thigh. Jake’s eyes flutter open though and land on you and he gasps out, “We’re forgetting someone…”

Danny’s head whips to face you and you give a small wave, his eyes darken when he takes you in, a certain hunger that wasn’t in them before this moment. “C’mere… I have another fantasy to make reality.” You crawl over eagerly as Danny flips onto his back, Jake reaches up to unclasp your bra when you come to a stop beside Danny’s bare torso. He grins crookedly at you, his smile charming and endearing as it always is as he instructs, “Come up here, princess, want you to ride my face.”

“Spoiling her are we?” Jake murmurs into your skin, plucking at the waistband of your panties again. Danny only hums an affirmative and pulls on your fingers, wanting you to do exactly what he commanded.

You shed your panties, then crawl up Danny’s body until you’re hovering over his mouth. Danny shakes his head and grips your hips, “I said sit on my face.” And with that he pulls your center down to his mouth and gets to work. You cry out, gripping the headboard at the initial long lick up your center, punctuated with a swirl around your clit. Your cry melts into a whiny moan when he sucks your clit into his mouth, laving his tongue over the bud and lapping at it. He pulls away just enough to mutter out, “Fuck you taste good. I could live like this.” Your only response is another long moan when he continues licking at your weeping, aching pussy. You feel Jake’s fingers skim down your back, reminding you of his presence, but the reminder is moot when Danny flattens his tongue and shakes his head back and forth along your clit, making you cry out his name. Your legs start to shake and your whole body warms with your impending orgasm, one that you warn Danny of in a gasping breath. “Cum on my face, do it. Finish right in my mouth.” It only takes another suckle of your clit into his mouth for your blinding orgasm to race through your whole body, making you squeeze your trembling thighs around his head and nearly pull out a chunk of his curls.

When you finally come down, you’re panting and still trembling. Danny presses a kiss to each thigh and helps you off of his face, allowing you to collapse, boneless, onto the bed. Both boys press kisses down your neck and shoulders and you hum in contentment, still in ecstasy at the feeling of one of the best orgasms of your life so far. “Okay, someone needs to fuck me now.” You sigh the words, stretching your arms above your head and letting your legs part.

Both boys chuckle at your readiness and Jake’s fingers skim down your body, landing between your legs and parting you where you’re still sensitive, “Mmm, she’s wet enough for it. You took care of that, Daniel.” Jake rolls on top of you and you let your legs part even more, welcoming his hips against yours. “I’ll take her first, then you can live out that last little fantasy of yours, Daniel.” You moan in anticipation, eyeing Daniel’s bulge through the jeans still on his body.

Jake takes his cock in his fist, looking down your bodies to watch as he enters you slowly, but all at once. His eyes flutter at the feeling of you tightening around him and he reaches down to take one leg and hitch it high on his hip, sending him sinking another little bit deeper inside of you. Jake inhales and exhales once, his head hung low before he brings his gaze up to yours. Then, he pulls out only to slam home again, pulling a low moan from you. You gasp his name as he repeats the action, harder and even deeper and he grinds your own out in return. Soon, Jake has set a rhythm that’s achingly divine and leaves you wanting for nothing more than for it to never end. He pounds into you, his gaze falling to your breasts as they bounce with every thrust. He takes your hand in his free hand and holds it above your head, linking your fingers together. This brings him down low enough for you to bring your mouths together in another searing kiss.

Though, you pull away from it to turn your head and meet Daniel’s dark gaze; he has unzipped his pants and has his hand down them, palming himself over his briefs as he watches Jake fuck into you mercilessly. You reach your free hand across the bed and he crawls toward it, taking it and bringing it up to his mouth, kissing each finger in an act of tenderness that makes your heart swell.

Jake angles himself so that he hits that perfect, soft spot deep inside of you while releasing your hand at the same time to begin toying with your clit with his middle finger, swirling around the still sensitive bud and pulling you closer toward another orgasm. Just as your second one overtakes you so strongly that it has your eyes rolling back into your head, Jake’s rhythm begins to falter, “Fuck, sweet girl, you’re squeezing me so tight. I’m gonna cum. Fuck!” Danny’s hand traces Jake’s spine and that simple touch seems to be enough for Jake to cry out, swell, and then spill inside of you. He rides out his high and then falls down to his elbows above you, gasping for breath. “Christ, that never gets old. I’m gonna fuck you every single day til I die.” He promises and you giggle, reaching up to press a kiss to his nose and tell him not to make promises he cannot keep.

At the same time, both of your gazes land on Daniel, who has finally shed his black jeans and his waiting in his briefs on his knees at the edge of the bed. You gently push Jake off of you and he lets you, collapsing back onto the bed to catch his breath. Crawling toward Daniel, you come up on your knees when you reach him, pressing kisses from the waistband of his briefs up his chest all of the way to his lips. “Are you gonna fuck me now, Danny?” Reaching down, you knock his own hand away from the aching bulge in his briefs, palming him slowly. Your eyes widen at the feel of him, he’s probably the biggest you’ve ever had and you haven’t even seen it yet. You want it. Badly. “What was it you said? You want to take me from behind?” You turn around and fall onto your hands and knees, wiggling your hips invitingly.

Danny groans, taking your hips in his and bringing them back to his own hips, You hear him rustle around behind you, before you feel his tip sliding between your folds. You whine his name and gasp out a plea, one that he takes to heart as he carefully, so carefully, slides himself inside of you. He’s definitely the biggest you’ve ever had, when he’s barely halfway in you think he’s done only for him to bury himself to the hilt and have you moaning wantonly. He curses and slides his fingers down your back, before he pulls out slowly and then slams back in hard enough to nearly send you flying onto your face. You cry out and this seems to spur him into motion.

Danny fucks you like you’ve never been fucked before.

God, does it feel good: the way he pulls all of the way out only to slam home, pulling your hips back against his to meet him halfway. Your moans and whines are constant as he rails you, fisting your hair in his hand to arch your back at the perfect angle for him to hit your cervix with his tip. And his mouth? Gone is the nervous, meek Daniel you started the night with… now you’ve got a man who smacks your ass with an open palm and when you cry out his name, spits back, “Oh, she likes it rough doesn’t she? She likes it hard and deep, huh? Princess likes to get railed. Fuck, you feel good.” Your cry melts into a mewl at his dirty words and the pet name- not one that usually turns you on, but when Danny uses it? Oh god.

Danny hits you with a thrust suddenly that has your arms wobbling before they give out beneath you and your face is pressed into the mattress as Danny hikes your ass higher into the air, giving it another harsh, stinging slap. Danny presses you deeper into the mattress and fucks you even harder somehow. Soon, you’re cockdrunk. You’re practically drooling onto the sheets when Jake finally has the energy to crawl toward you, leaning down and murmuring into your ear, “He’s giving it to you real good, isn’t he sweet girl? Tell him, tell him how good it feels. Tell him how you’re our little cockwhore.” You moan at Jake’s words, but cannot form a single coherent sentence for the life of you.

“Princess with the sweet, tight, little pussy- that’s what you are. Tell me that’s what you are. Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you like this.” Danny’s words are a command, but you still cannot string together enough words to satisfy him. That is, until he smacks your ass again with those giant hands and slams into your cervix hard, sending you into a spiraling fall toward another orgasm.

“Fuck!! Fuck, Danny! I’m your princess, I’m your cockwhore. I’m all of it, just don’t stop, please don’t stop!” Danny only groans in response, his hips stuttering in their previously punishing pace. You hit the ground and go splat, your third orgasm of the night ripping you in half with how impossibly good it feels. Danny, feeling you finish around his cock, moans out his own warning. You feel Jake lift from his spot beside you and when you turn your head, he’s pulled Danny’s face to his in a furious kiss. Danny lasts another one, two, three thrusts before he cries out in Jake’s mouth and spills inside of you. He stays there for a few hours long moments, catching his breath and pressing soft pecks to Jake’s waiting mouth. When he pulls out, you both audibly mourn the loss. You roll onto your back, nearly melting into the slightly damp sheets, feeling an exhaustion that goes deep into your bones.

When the clean up is done, you reach for a hesitant Danny, who stands at the edge of the bed like he doesn’t know what to do next. You pull him onto the bed, then curl up onto his chest when he lays down and relaxes into the mattress. Pressing kisses to his chest, you feel his one hand reach around and pull you tighter against him. Eventually, you feel Jake settle in behind you, molding his body to the curve of yours and taking Danny’s opposite hand in his own.

“Well, I think that’s pretty impressive of us,” you whisper and though Jake is already snoring, Daniel is still awake.

“How’s that, princess?”

“We got all your fantasies in one night. We rock.”

[gravityfallswaddles]

So I wrote all the codes i currently have ! !

(I'll update if i have more) that should work for the thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com

I'll also discover some more clickable like information on the site I'll put that in separate post tho🧍🏽‍♀️

Triangle( 'tri harder' )

Baby bill (picture of baby bill)

Dipper ( a letter in gallery)

Mabel ( stickers around the site )

Bill cipher ( Wikipedia of tringale)

Stanford ( his hand x ray)

Stanley ( if you spam it it give you info abt him by bill)

Old man mc bucket (a letter)

Waddles( adopt a pig website )

Sorry ( picture + note )

Mystery Shack ( take you to confused hill)

When will I die ( show a random age of "death" )

Skibidi ( says something abt gas)

Soos( a whole letter to him)

Love( a funny funny )

Imstillonyourmind ( show clip of Stanley and stanford on boat)

Season 1 ( it's says season -1 antigravity fall)

Season 2 ( it says season 1)

Season 3 ( says season 2)

Adastraperaspera ( notes by mabel)

Blanching ( take you to a video of how make Blanch

Clone (give u a picture of Dipper clone)

T.J.ECKLEburg (gives you to not type the name ever aging)

Help me (it gives you video of bill and an axlotle)

Fuck (give u image to wash ur mouth)

Journal 3 ( says that journal is for him)

Journal 2 ( says that Journal is for you)

Journal 1 ( says that Journal is for fun)

Wendy(note)

Death ( life's goth cousin)

Wellwellwell being ( shows bill cipher well being)

Robbie (give u messages)

Weird (mc bucket kiddnap)

Vallis cineris ( bill family?)

Pines ( give a text of good family tree)

The book of bill ( give u text abt to hide it)

Card ( gives you a card of bill)

Hectoring (give you a music abt bill)

Mystery (give you '?')

Gravity falls ( give you "never heard of it")

Alex (give you his iconic shirt)

Disney (give you a text for censor protection)

Rat (give you "thurbursts number")

Universe ("holograms")

Portable (give you "portable exe. Working")

Cipher (bring u to a site abt illuminati)

Illregular (give you picture if bill cipher in prison)

Giffany( u need click many firm to get her and u and file saying "never leaving you" )

Mason ( gives you a letter)

Meow ( leads you to tiktok video of piano cat)

Tad strange (give you my love of my life)

Pacifica ( a letter)

Skeleton ( says 'the one the sword")

Hologram("universe")

Life(give you loading death now)

Horror(gives you an imagine of "always graden")

Curse WITTEBANe(gives you bill board)

Who are you (asks you same question)

Riddle ( give u a quiz game)

Cursed (give you images of to stop drawing tringales)

Nacho ( uh name explains ifself)

Reality ( give text saying "it's illustion")

XGQRTHX( give you text " where do tri angels come from")

Divorce (give you an image of "o' stanleys")

Mountain don't (give you text saying how old it is)

Pinata (title explain itself)

Conspiracy(give you video abt the timer)

ABUELita(gives you a video about hot sexy top 6 vacuums 🥰)

Love ya bro(imagine w a screact messge)

Cray cray(send you site to Wikipedia abt metal health)

MULtilevel mark(ask you a question)

I see ( tell you is seeing is a believe)

CRYPtogram codex(give u font)

Goodnight Sally (give u picture of shirt)

EUClydia( says " dimension not found")

Dippy fresh( show an image like old cartoon that has the designof dippy fresh idk how describe it )

Tantrum ( a text that I was too lazy to read)

Monster( send you to a 1976 puppet show web)

Virus( a fake virus )

Unreality ( give "how be immoral" )

Fuckalex ( put you in into a therapy site)

Byegold ( says bye back )

29121239168518 ( ask you who zimtrix)

One eyed king ( video of hypnotised you to deal with bill)

[copwef]

Book of bill computer passwords that I know of

Stanley pines takes you to a ebay page for bras knuckles

Bill cipher takes you to this video about a triangle

https://youtu.be/cZdiFNhu31c?feature=shared

Sixer gives you a medical document about Stanford's six fingers

Matpat gives you a a video with matpat telling us we're on our own

Weird gives you a video of weird Al

Triangle gives you the text "tri harder"

Book of bill gives you the text "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

Euclid gives you the text"lifeform not found"

Scalene gives you the text"lifeform not found"

Soos gives you a semi long note written by Soos himself

Death gives you The text " life's goth cousin"

Life gives you the text "Life 72% complete. Now loading: death

Theraprism gives you a safety note

Gravity falls gives you the text "never heard of it"

Pines gives you the text "a good family tree"

Reality gives you the text "is an allusion"

The universe gives you the text "hologram"

"FiddleFord" brings you here

https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM?feature=shared

Tad Strange gives you a video about bread

Mystery gives you the text "?"

Cipher takes you to a Wikipedia page about the eye of providence

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Providence

Mabel makes star's appear everywhere

Axolotl gives you the text "you ask alotl questions"

Portal gives you the text "portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one"

Mason gives you a note by dipper about anagrams which has an anagram on it.

Alex Hirsch brings you to a google search about flannel

https://www.google.com/search?q=flannel

Pacifica gives you a note from Pacifica.

Wendy gives you a note from Wendy

Waddles takes you to a pig adoption website

https://pigplacementnetwork.org/

Robbie takes you to a group chat with Robbie that includes him and a friend running away from bill

weirdmageddon gives you a picture of a news article about the cover up

Toby determined gives you a google search of a restraining order (I coulda told you that)

https://www.google.com/search?q=restraining+order

Mystery shack gives you a google search of confusion Hill

https://www.google.com/search?q=confusion+hill

Disney gives you the text "rat gif censored for your protection"

Dipper gives a note from bill to dipper

Blanching brings you to a video about how to blanch vegetables

https://youtu.be/iW29Peruj-0?feature=shared

Season 3 gives you the text "season 2"

Season 2 gives you the text "season 1"

Season 1 gives you the text "season -1:antigravity falls

Gideon gives you the search about bowties

https://www.google.com/search?q=sweat+resistant+bolo+ties&oq=sweat+resistant+bolo+ties

Question gives you the text "awnser"

Answer gives you the text"questions"

Fuck gives you a note telling you to Wash you're mouth out with soap(as do other swear word's)

Journal 3 gives you the text "the journal for me"

Journal 2 gives you the text" the journal for you"

Journal 1 gives you the text"the journal for fun"