The Guild Codex as Quotes I Stole From Twitter
Kit: After 3 years, I can always guess what's wrong with Lienna.
Kit: I'm never right, but I can always guess.
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Robin: I'm happy to announce that I've decided to turn my life around and will be changing all of my day-to-day habits this week. It will work and I will not fail. It is easy to do this kind of thing.
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Aaron: I need less stress and I need more fries.
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Saber: I don't want to date. I want to get into a dangerous rivalry in which mutual animosity gradually gives way to begrudging admiration.
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Tori: I don't need to buy anything on Black Friday. I just want to get into a fistfight at Bed, Bath, and Beyond to feel alive.
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Chocolate and confusion
He stood at the counter, staring down at the box of chocolates, the fluorescent lights casting harsh shadows over his face. After a long moment, he lifted a hand and touched the edge of the box.His tail slashed sideways—and he shoved the chocolates off the counter. They crashed to the floor, the small delicacies scattering over the linoleum.
I would love to read this scene from Zylas' POV!!
And this scene too!!
Zylas was scrutinizing me, his eyebrows low over critical red eyes.“Um.” I blinked. “Zylas?”He turned to the demon mage. “Nailēranis et nā. Eshaillā kir?” “Probably.” Jaw tightening, Zylas returned his stare to me, his expression intent as though he were rearranging his understanding of my incomprehensible human brain.
Was he comprehending why Robin is in danger of the other mages and what it meant when they said "you have the look"? Or was he wondering about her panicked reaction to his strength when he chose to "make her squirm"?
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Maybe Someday...
Tori: What is happening?
Robin: Sometimes Kit teaches yoga at the guild now.
*Kit, Zylas, Kai and Aaron assume a handstand position*
Aaron: *wobbles*
Kai: What's the matter Aaron? Unbalanced?
Aaron: Shut up. I'll get it.
Zylas: Nailis.
Aaron: What'd you just call me?!
Robin: Yeah this happens a lot.
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Robin: I just need to hear those three little words
Zylas: I love you
Robin: Try again
Zylas, grumbling: I will behave
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Robin first time she sees Zylas: my neck will be hurting from all the looking up I gotta do to just to look this gigant in the eyes
Tori the first time she sees Zylas: awww... what a tiny, childsized, little ball of murder
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A Quick Guide to Damian’s Furry/Feathered/Scaled Companions
LEFT: R:SOB #1 Cover RIGHT: R:SOB #6
GOLIATH THE BAT DRAGON
Introduced in: ROBIN: SON OF BATMAN (2015) #1
DAMIAN'S BABY AND BEASTY BESTIE!! On a mission during the Year of Blood, Damian kills the family of bat dragons guarding his objective. Goliath, despite being the youngest and last of his kind, forgives Damian. Goliath goes on to become one of Damian's most loyal companions, even featuring beside him in Batman Beyond (2016) #10, #11, #43-#47!
LEFT: B&R #13 RIGHT: B&R #4
TITUS THE DOG
Introduced in: BATMAN AND ROBIN (2011) #2
A Great Dane gifted to Damian from Bruce as an effort in fatherhood. Funny enough, Damian finds him a nuisance at first and briefly refers to him as "Dog". Titus is a good boy that follows Damian's every step, even joining Bruce on his mission to resurrect Damian!
LEFT: Batman Inc #1 RIGHT: Batman Inc #7
BAT-COW THE COW
Introduced in: BATMAN INCORPORATED (2012) #1
Bat-Cow, branded with a star signifying which cattle were contaminated, was saved from a slaughterhouse to run some tests (which they do find of a mind control variety). Damian declares himself a vegetarian, and calls her Bat-Cow! She also sorta has a running gag of literally standing in the face of danger to save the day.
LEFT: Batman Inc #6 RIGHT: Batman Inc #7
ALFRED THE CAT
Introduced in: BATMAN INCORPORATED (2012) #6
Considered a "hopeless case" by the animal shelter, Alfred gifts him to Damian. The cat is a bold lil guy, which Damian takes an immediate liking to, and names him Alfred (likely because tuxedo cat = butler lol). After hours of chicken, playtime, and scratches, Damian and Alfred become friends! He makes his first appearance alongside Damian’s first appearance as Batman in BATMAN (1940) #666
LEFT: Batman: Li'l Gotham #2/#1 RIGHT: Batman: Li'l Gotham #23/#12
*JERRY THE TURKEY
Introduced in: BATMAN LI'L GOTHAM (2012) #2 (Digital) #1 (Printed)
The Penguin unleashes an army of turkeys at the Gotham Thanksgiving parade which Damian turns into his own li'l turkey march by playing the trumpet. He ends up bringing one of them back for Thanksgiving dinner (as a friend), and Jerry becomes a fairly regular appearance in the world of Li'l Gotham!
*WIGGLES THE DRAGON
Introduced in: NIGHTWING (2016) #42
A sort of filler issue where Damian has been kidnapped for his blood by the "Crimson Kabuki" in Tokyo, and Dick goes through a series of boss battles to save him. The dragon's blood has been the group's main source of power, so it ends up teaming with the duo, and returns home with them.
Wiggles was originally named by a fan, "Shanootnoot" on Twitter!
*Goliath, Titus, Bat-Cow, and Alfred the cat have been Damian's main canon cast of furry companions, but SUPER-PETS SPECIAL: BITEDENTITY CRISIS (2024) may have just added Jerry and Wiggles!!
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Robin: I thought I saw Amalia and Zylas hugging each other. It was really confusing.
Robin: Then I realized they were actually trying to choke each other. That made a lot more sense.
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Robin: If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
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Kit: I don't have time for people who don't believe in aliens.
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Saber: *covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
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Tori: Stop being so defensive I'm just trying to hit you with weapons!
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