A handy dandy guide to “wingardium…guardiola?”
since u requested it, here u go @yudgefudge!
HOUSES:
Hufflepuff (Loyal and Hardworking)
Alisson
Alphonso Davies
Achraf Hakimi
Roberto Firmino
Lionel Messi
Mo Salah
Pedri
Ángel Di Maria
Slytherin (Ambitious and Cunning)
Emiliano Martinez
Sergio Ramos
Neymar Jr
Kylian Mbappe
Pablo Gavi
Philippe Coutinho
Dominik Szoboszlai
Gryffindor (Courageous and Determined)
Manuel Neuer
Virgil Van Dijk
Andrew Robertson
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Thomas Muller
Robert Lewandowski
Frenkie De Jong
Ravenclaw (Clever and Creative)
Marc-Andre Ter Stegen
Ruben Dias
Joshua Kimmich
Kevin De Bruyne
Julian Alvarez
Luka Modric
Luis Suarez
Alexis Mac Allister
CLASSES
Charms: Klopp
Potions: Simeone
Defense Against the Dark Arts: Mourinho
Transfiguration: Guardiola
Astronomy: Xavi
Herbology: Arteta
AGES
18/19 - First Year
20/21 - Second Year
22/23 - Third Year
24/25 - Fourth Year
26/27 - Fifth Year
28/29 - Sixth Year
30+ - Seventh Year
HEADS OF HOUSES
Gryffindor: Klopp
Ravenclaw: Guardiola
Hufflepuff: Arteta
Slytherin: Mourinho
More stuff TBA!
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The last day of the Faire, the sky was overcast, with rumbles of thunder in the far distance. As Mayor Nat stepped up to the podium set up in front of town hall, a small crowd gathered to hear the announcement. She proceeded to declare Pandora Flowers as the winner of the costume contest, and withdrew the sword to present to the winner of the tournament, Morgan Vovk.
Before she could, though, Quinn Buckley from the commune ran up on stage and grabbed the microphone from the podium.
“Listen! You have to listen. This, all of this, is because of a being far greater than us! It sent the creatures from the woods to test us! To separate the weak from the strong. It judges us because it wants us to be ready before it reveals itself. We have to listen! We have to—“
Sheriff Henry attempted to take the microphone from her, but she struggled against him, still shouting into the microphone.
“It’s real! I felt its presence! Those that listen will be saved!”
Thunder rumbled, closer than before, much closer. A loud crack of lightning illuminated the sky, blindingly bright. Beyond the clouds, briefly visible in that split second, loomed a shape, unrecognizable and massive, both bulbous and gangly. As quickly as it appeared it was gone, and what remained was the sizzling body of Tristan Wilde, struck by the lightning. The sky opened up, then, as thunder boomed directly above, and rain and hail pelted the town.
“It’s there! You all saw it! It’s real! We have to submit!” Quinn wailed, as Henry attempted to pull her off the stage. “I can prove it! I can walk amongst them untouched! I’ve been chosen! You can be chosen too!”
Her cries fell away in the deafening downpour, and those that had gathered scattered to find shelter in the nearest buildings. Whether or not they saw something or, if they did, if they believe what they saw, remains to be seen.
The storm raged on through the night, as the creatures wandered the streets unperturbed by the rain and hail. The lights of the town flickered and then, as lightning staggered across the sky, everything went dark.
(Those that ran to find shelter found themselves stuck for the night. Below you’ll find the (randomly selected) groups. You can choose for your characters to have seen the shape in the sky, to have not seen it, or to have seen it and not believe it.
Everyone can continue/finish their event threads, as all this took place on the final day of the Faire (the 29th). You may also time-jump threads, headcanon threads, or make new threads for the plot drop. The event officially ends on August 5th, at which time please do not make any more event starters, however you can continue all threads until completion.)
Town Hall
Aslan “Dodger” Ozdemir
Bocephus “Beau” Romero
Birdie Tilton
Cain Barlowe
Eagan Connolly
Emma “Em” Dunford
Evangeline Cruz
Falco Romero
Fletcher Cole
Helena Theriot
Hex Sif-Sidon
Jessica Sinclair
Kirby
Louis Ryan
Nickleby “Nick” Dalton
Ocean Quinn
Odette Abbott
Olivia Hart
Poppy Sarasa
Prudence “Pru” Wheaton
Ransome “Rance” Slade
Saffron Aubert
Scout Garcia
Sierra Nevada
Starlynn Flowers
Fire Station
Absinthe Capone
Arachne
Arthur “Arty” Drake
Conrad Greene
Corvin Delancey
DJ Cruz-Dutton
Harlow Cole
Hawthorne “Hawk” Romero
Izan Castillo
Katarina “Rini” Roberts
Lachlan Ramirez
Logan Ferguson
Lorcan Hara
Luciana “Lucy” Rivera
Mercy Wainwright
Pandora “Andy” Flowers
Phoenix Romero-Sawyer
Rainn Scott
Reggie Alson
Ricardo Reider
Ruben Hobbes
Samantha “Sammie” Thompson
Sebastian Keane
Tae-Hyun Cho
Theodore “Teddy” Collins
Zain Madan
Police Station
Andrew Richardson
Antonio “Toni” Estrada, Jr.
Celia Ortega
Elijah Atkins
Emrys Rosser
Finn Cunningham
Halley McGillivray
Hunter Hilton
Jahi Karim
Jane Doe
Jareth Reid
Kestrel Sideris
Lincoln Abernathy
Luke Matthews
Mateo Suarez
Morgan Vovk
Pascal Mendoza
Quinn Buckley
Salem Salazar
Vincent Lewis
Violet Beauregarde
William Monroe
Wolf Lykaios
Zachary Ryan
Zarina West
Huntsville Bank
Alexander “Xander” Garcia
Cabell “Cab” McCay
Cassius Romero
Catherine Wayne
Christopher Winters
Briana Ryan
Dahlia Cruz-Dutton
Frances “Frankie” Wallace
Gabriel “G” Westfall
Genesis “Sissy” Boone
Harvey Langston
Josie Reigh
Mallard “Duck” Romero
Mason Greene
Maya Rae
Mylene Karimi
Raj Aiyangar
Raphael Knightley
Riley Saunders
Sandra Quispe
Sare Holmes
Sasha Medvedev
Spencer Holmes
Valeria “Val” Moreno
Wylie Bateman
Post Office
Avery Cowling
Benjamin Cade
Bowie Bardot
Bram Williams
Carter Behrens
Cassandra “Cassie” Slade
Eilana Kapur
Freya Atkins
Guillermo “Mo” Reyes
Jasmine “Minnie” Sinclair
Lennon Davies
Leo Brockton
Liam Jefferson
Matthew Walker
Mia Vazquez
Monet Vogel
Nathaniel Dawson
Ondine Konar
Paloma Ortiz
Reed Hendrix
Silas “Cyan” Canne
Tari Park
Wren Romero
Xavier Cade
Zoë Clark
Huntsville Library
Artemis Hayes
Axel Addams
Calloway “Cal” de la Luna
Casey Nestor
Claire Forbes
Clara Jones
Finch Sanders
Floyd Blackward
Hank McGillivray
Iniya Beckett
Ivy Oberon
James “Jamie” Brennan
Jeconiah “Jack” Abbott
Jett Liu
Kieran “KB” Barnes
Michael “Mikey” Beauregarde
Nicolas Garcia
Parker Russo
Peter “Rusty” Craven
Peyton Wilson
Reza Kogoya
Roman Forest
Rosemary “Rose” Felton
Sicilia “Lia” Flowers
Tamaraa Jillian “Jill” Adler
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El Internado 6x09
1. This is going to sound mean and I don’t mean it to, but Caro is much more to Marcos’ specs as a reason for fighting and a cause for vengeance than a flesh and blood girlfriend. I don’t mean he doesn’t mourn her, he obviously does, but Marcos, like his uncle Hector, is not a world well lost for love type - for him it’s family then ideals and only then romance.
Also, Marcos and Caro were not on the same page for most of the show - their timing never clicked which is realistic enough but once again mitigates against earth-shaking love. I find it so interesting that the original OTP, Marcos-Caro, and the original love trangle Marcos-Caro-Ivan, was the one thing that never worked about the show and character interactions. To the makers’ credit, they figured that out pretty early, exited Ivan from it, and put any Marcos x Caro stuff firmly in the background. The thing is - the actors had zero chemistry together. Like there is this epic flashback that is supposed to be peak romance and I am eyeing candles in the background.
And I think by the end the writers more than knew it which is why they never bothered to do anything much with Marcos x Caro post early s2. I mean the above scene is the most romantic scene we get with them and it’s in flashback after Caro is dead! Contrast with Ivan x Julia, which was clearly not initially planned in any way but they saw the dynamite they had and ran with it.
2. I found it pretty telling that when Noiret was threatening all their loved ones to keep them quiet, he left Julia out. She doesn’t have anyone she cares outside the gang. But also, he continues to be father of the year.
And then when he finds out he and Lucia have a son:
Noiret is one of those people who should never ever adopt. He’s had Ivan since Ivan was a day old and he still views him as an alien. He doesn’t know this kid at all, but it’s his blood so he’s all “mine!!!!” Noiret would always be an abuser - he loved his wife insofar as he was able and he still killed her - but however bad a parent he’d have been to his bio kid, there wouldn’t be such genuine void of any caring the way he has with Ivan.
3. Those two at each other’s throats is kinda hilarious to me.
And later...
4. Hi there Amaia, the Nazi bitch!
5. I have a huge soft spot for Martin x Rebecca, a single dad x super agent. Martin stealing his son because the mom was gonna take him to a different hemisphere is not cool but on the scale of all the murdery teachers in Murder School, he’s positively a saint.
6. Blanca Suarez really has chemistry with anyone. Here she is with Ruben. Honestly, Julia has so much warmth and caring...I love it.
Too bad he’s working for the bad guys...those arms are delicious!
7. Fermin! AAAAA FERMIN!!!! He is just the best and who Maria deserved and just - I didn’t care about Caro’s death on either watch but knowing Fermin’s ending is killing me.
8. I am incredibly amused that for some reason Ivan angsting requires him be unclad and sweaty in a lengthy montage...
We see you, makers!
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