#S T O P BY THE NAME OF JESUS

[its-a-gold-song]

fav npmd line deliveries

tehe yEAH

don't frighten them pokey you 𝔫𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔟𝔬𝔶

what is she sayyingg...what the fUCK IS SHE SAYING

and his name. is Jee-Sus Christ.

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didn't think there'd be a skele'un here!!! I'm so fucking scared of skele'uns!!!

does it Feel like I Lost my Power??

it's a story of luhv......ffAMalehh......pAyushun.....bEEtrAyyall.

and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

fuckin' traanscendent

heahs the thing about a bãrbĕqüe

it brings folks together...from awl woaks of laif...there's a storé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kahbahb...

but jesus never threw a football like yoou, mǍX

W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E

for the first time... *insert a full minute of him flopping the zeke costume off* ...I feel like I belong :)

that ain't good news for youuYA BITCH.

this project is on thermodynamics. what the fûck are you talking about.

you're Killing Me is What you're Doing

naNI?!

any time jon says stÊF-A-nee

:(( had to sell your bowtie to feeed your fuckin' famly??

i love....jeEsus!

and of course:

ma'bAHBakew

[probablybadrpgideas]

I'm Graham and Bonding - Paper

(plaintext under cut)

Slender Jesus is here to assign you an RPG

First Name

A-Apathy

B-Bleeding

C-Chaos

D-Dungeons

E-Elephants

F-Fight

G-Graham

H-Heaven

I-Infants

J-Jokesters

K-Kings

L-Lasers

M-Mutants

N-Nutrition

O-Optimisation

P-Pride

Q-Queens

R-Rabbits

S-Sense

T-Teens

U-Umpires

V-Vampires

W-Wizards

X-Xrays

Y-You

Z-Zest

and

Last Name

A-Apoplexy

B-Bonding

C-Crying

D-Dragons

E-Emus

F-Flight

G-Gary

H-Hell

I-Invalids

J-Jugglers

K-Kayaks

L-Lemurs

M-Masterminds

N-Napping

O-Orgasm

P-Prejudice

Q-Queers

R-Riches

S-Sensibility

T-Texting

U-UXAS DESTROYER OF ALL

V-Velociraptors

W-Wetlands

X-Xylophones

Y-Yetis

Z-Zing

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rafe cameron nswf alphabet (part 2) (minors DNI!)

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Rafe would never agree to group sex in his life. Maybe it would have crossed his mind even earlier when he wasn't in a relationship with you and just had a single life, but now there's no way he would agree to it. Even more so for sex with another man, oh no. He wouldn't tolerate the sight of you and someone else giving you pleasure

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Well, let's not kid ourselves, Rafe definitely prefers to receive something than to give. Although let's not hide it, this is slowly changing, and thanks to you! (And for you) Previously, he was only focused on his own pleasure, and now he wants to give it to you as well, because after all, you are his only princess, whom he has to take care of and make sure she is quite satisfied But yes, he's pretty darn talented

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Here, too, I don't think there is too much to say. It really depends on your mood, because Rafe can also be slow and tender, but very often your sex is just rough. Not that you don't like it, on the contrary. Ever since you started having sex with Rafe, you immediately liked it, and what's to say, the boy definitely knows what he's doing And just so you know! Even though he's harsh, that doesn't mean he's hurting you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Ay, this man is definitely a fan of fast rounds. I think he very often feels the need to just take you to any toilet and just fuck you. That's right, that's why quickies are paradise for him. Wherever you are, you are always in the mood for them How often? Often. But not as often as your evening long games

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) The risk is as much as you allow. Rafe doesn't seem to me to be the type who insisted very much. After all, he is the son of one of the most influential men on the island, after all, he can't disgrace the name. As much as he would love to show everyone that you are his and only his, there are limits he won't cross himself, much less without your loud approval. He's more of a risk taker when it comes to getting you pregnant…

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He can score many rounds, really, is how much he has in him…. oh jesus Do you want one round? Alright, there will be one. You want five? There will be five. As much as you are able to endure, so long will Rafe be able to endure as well. Sometimes a little shorter, he'll satisfy you with his hand or mouth, and sometimes longer than you do, so he'd probably expect the same from you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't have and has never had toys intended for himself. Nor has he ever been a big fan of them, because he thought he could do everything himself much better than some plastic. However, once he saw you satisfying yourself with a vibrator while he was home, I swear, Rafe went crazy Now he occasionally pulls it out of your drawer when you fuck and it assists your orgasm, and sometimes he just wants you to show him how you satisfy yourself

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) The man is a bloody teaser. He can touch you somewhere all day, send you all sorts of bawdy messages and behave in the worst way he can, only to pretend later in the evening that none of this happened and leave you alone craving remarks. The same during intercourse, when you are already geared up to take him in…. Ah, Rafe

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Rafe is not a fan of being loud. Of course, you may hear loud sighs or gasps of air coming from his mouth. Often moans as well, but in his case it is quite muffled. He much prefers to listen to your loud voice, which shudders from the satisfaction it gives your body

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) In the past, he often had sex under the influence of drugs, so long as he didn't really feel anything but them and the created satisfaction. It wasn't until he met you and put them aside that he saw what real intimacy was and that he didn't need powders and pills at all to be satisfied

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He is big, really, after all. It will come as no surprise to anyone when I write this very thing. Rafe is big and there is no fooling himself. And at the same time he's damn experienced, which is why he knows how to fit in perfectly in you

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Rafe could fuck all day. I swear, you and him are like fucking rabbits. But what a surprise, Rafe Cameron is irresistible and he thinks the same about you. As soon as he sees you, he immediately wants to have you as close as he can. And of course it shows - I'll say it again, Rafe Cameron is a clingy guy.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He doesn't fall asleep very quickly, I assume he has sleep problems caused by various traumatic events. When you are next to him, of course, he falls asleep much easier, however, he continues to have problems with them. He likes to lie down and touch your bare hands or hair to calm down a bit and fall asleep faster, but this doesn't always work out, so you stay with him longer and wait until he falls asleep so you can fall asleep easily yourself, without worrying that your boyfriend won't get a wink of sleep all night

A/N: first part! i will be very pleased if you leave something behind - orders are open!

please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

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A/N ::: Things are out of whack. So I'm writing ☺(smol-ey = smol smiley). This song has been on 100% repeat for the last several hours of my life and heavily inspired what is below. This is only Part I and I don't know how many there will be. But I've taken quite a few notes on it. I would just say be ready for more.

SFW ::: C/W ::: A-n-g-s-t & language. (aged up) ProHero!Katsuki x F!reader, things didn't turn out like either of them thought and they're doing their best to move on. But can they? Do they really even want to?

WC ::: Just under 700

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

Part VII

He called you at 8:04 that morning. And while you didn't answer, you did do him the courtesy of listening to his voicemail.

Katsuki's voice was gruff and rough around all of the edges. He didn't like that you probably looked at the phone when it began to ring and you either flipped it over or pushed the volume button to silence the ringtone that you two had so sweetly picked out together when you first got together 3 1/2 years ago.

The sound took you back to that time when everything was new and fun and so simple that you thought it would be like that forever. But you were harshly reminded that if things don't change, they will most likely die. It would take a miracle to figure out where, along the way, did you both change so much that you couldn't live together anymore.

"Oi, I know you're sitting there looking at your phone, listening to that fuckin' stupid little song we picked out on our 11th date. Yeah, course I remember. Anyway, uh, whatever. I mean, you needa come by and get the rest of your stuff outta here. I -” You heard a muffled sound as he tucked the phone away and yelled at someone. “- hold the fuck on, can you not see that I'm on the fuckin' phone? Jesus. Uh, um, oh. Get the rest of your shi- uh, stuff today. P-please. I'm off today and won't be home between 9 this morning to about 6 or 7 tomorrow morning. That should give you more than enough time to get everything. Ok? O-ok. Leave your ... key, too, I s'pose. Well, that's it. I lo- fuck! Bye, y/n."

The tears welled up in your eyes like they had everyday this week. As soon as you opened them to take in the empty space around you, in your bed, your bleak little apartment was a fucking joke compared to the place you two once lived together. And while you're the one who, for all intents and purposes, asked for this, you couldn't lie to yourself any longer: You did not want to be without him.

You did not want to be away from the man you loved with every cell of your stupid body. Every breath. Every heartbeat was the beating of a drum sounding out his praise. Every smile and every flutter of your eyelashes was because of him. God, you miss him.

But to just leave it at this? To let go completely? That would be an admission that it's how things will be from here on out. And you're just not ready for that to be your final answer.

Texting him back, in response to his call, you said as little as you could, still getting the point across. "Yeah, thanks for the heads-up. I'll take care of everything and leave my key on the kitchen counter by the coffee maker." You choked back a sob as you thought about all the times he set up the coffee the night before and climbed into bed with you. Wrapping his arms around you. Snuggling his face into your neck and telling you that he made it extra strong, just how you like it. And that he picked up your favorite creamer flavor - it was 2 for $7, so obviously he got you 2 of them because it would be fuckin' stupid not to. 

It hurts to breathe. It hurts to walk. It hurts to be awake. You have all day and all night to get over there and clear out whatever is left of your lives together. To leave the one thing behind that could get you to him at any moment in time. 

So, you threw on a pair of his old sweats, an old favorite shirt of his, and a hoodie with his Pro Hero name on it. Fixed your face. Put your hair back. Grabbed your purse and headed to your favorite coffee place to get something to appease this godforsaken headache you had brewing in the core of your brain and drove to his place.

You drove home. 

Taglist ::: @darkstarlight82 @millennialmagicalgirl @arlerts-angel

[hyperfizationss]

Charlie nsfw alphabet.

X male reader smut.

Charlie(yuurivoice) x amab/male (can be gender neutral but it is focused on male) reader

A-after care (what they’re like after sex)

Yeah,no.not that he would like to do it,but he’s either stunned or sleepy after sex,so your the one doing aftercare

B-body part (their and your favorite body part)

Personal headcanon that Charlie has really veiny hands for no reason,so he adores his hands,the way he can hold a joint and grab your dick is amazing.his favorite body part of yours would have to be your hair,long short as long as he can use it to grip you while your sucking his dick he likes it.

C-cum (kinda self explanatory)

He’s has mixed feelings abt it,he doesn’t mind it but he’s not completely into it.but he doesn’t like to swallow it,so don’t try that kinky shit on him

D-dirty secret (also self explanatory)

Desperately wants to be choked out and called a male slut.

E-experience (does he know what he’s doing?)

Charlie has definitely had his share of hookups,he knows what he’s doing but he’ll act like he doesn’t cause he’s a Whiney baby

F- fav position (also kinda self explanatory)

Pirates bounty and suspended congress (both are gay sex positions.and as a girl,I think they both have the funniest name on planet earth)

G-Goofy (how are they in the moment,serious or silly?)

Charlie likes to be a tease,he prefers to keep the bedroom light hearted and fun,he definitely keeps you entertained if you here what I’m saying

H-hair (how well groomed are they,does the carpet match the drapes)

He shaves,nothing special about it.but I do think he’d be a bit harry

I-intamicy (how are they in the moment,on the romantic aspect)

He can be lovey dovey,like dying I love you in low groans as she fucks you

J-Jack off (masturbation hc)

I’ll give you this much,he wants to be caught,he wants you to see him jacking off to a picture of you while you were sucking him off once

K-kink (any kink of theirs)

Praise kink,choking kink(even tho it doesn’t happen) and not sure if this counts but he really likes to slap his dick around your face before you suck him off

L-location (places he likes or has done it)

He’s definitely took you in the closet of Pete’s Pizzeria,and in the back of his car,and he’s pushed you over the kitchen counter before,but he stopped and said he was joking cause he was nervous

M-motivation (what gets him going)

When you admit your horny to him,that could make him cum anytime anywhere

N-no.(something he wouldn’t do)

He wouldn’t be into hate fucking,he’s a strong believer of “we don’t go to bed mad in this house”

O-oral (giver or receiver?)

He honestly doesn’t care,he likes to give just as much as he likes to receive.but don’t make him swallow cum,that’s how you get no oral for a week

P-pace (how fast/rough are they)

He’s fast and rough,he likes hearing you whine ass he fucks your ass and digs his hands into your lower body

Q-quickie (opinions on them)

One simple word

Yes.

R-risk (risky thoughts or experiments)

He so wants to pull you into an alley and give you the best blowing of your life but he’s to afraid to do so

S-Stamina(how many rounds)

Depends on the day,if he didn’t have work he’s more likely to go for about 5 maybe 6,but after a long day he really just needs to cum so maybe 1 or 2 rounds

T-toys (does he own them?like them?)

He personally doesn’t own anything other than a dildo he keeps under his bed,but I’d you have cooler stuff you want to sue on him he’s down

U-Unfair(how much they like teasing)

If you start to whine and say fuck offs and fuck you’s to him he’ll force you to look at him and apologize(which is so hot)

V-Volume (how loud is he)

Oh Jesus he can be loud and whiney,like no matter what the position is,he’s a big whiner

W-Wildcard (random headcanon)

He likes to bite your thighs(god damn I’m mains myself blush,and I’m writing about gay sex)

X-X-ray (how big is he)

A tiny bit over average (6.7 inches)

Y-Yearning ( how high is his sex drive)

Anytime,anywhere,no matter what

Z-zzzzz (how quickly they fall apart)

He gets tired so easily,so easily so he’s asleep almost immediately

Kinda a gift for a friend (i know I usually don’t do smut but ya know ppl change)

[sprite-periodt]

💖Teases that would absolutely destroy me (aside from literally every tease in existence)  an important thread💖🙈

"Laugh for me, *insert literally any pet name* " LIKE???? AAAAAAAA

"You're laugh is so cute/adorable" like it's really not but thank you /)/////(\. OR EVEN "I love your giggles!" SHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK?

Literally any tease consisting of my name and or nickname lIKE DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

Asking if I'm going to be good for them like if you ask me to ofc I'm going to ////

Piggybacking on that calling me a good girl likeeeee Mmfmfmfmfmfmfmm 🙈

O calling me cute in anyway is a good one too ehe /)//////(\

BABY TALK JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING BABY TALK LIKE STFU

And relating to that just making me feel little and silly will literally destroy me like a random ass example: walking 2 fingers up my body to any of my spots? Gone. Absolutely obliterated.

Saying "Yes *insert pet name*?" when I call out your name because I'm too flustered or being t-worded too much OR BOTH(Can you tell I have a thing for pet names yet)

Telling me I'm doing so well like AAAAAA

Flat out asking me if you can tickle me lIKE EXCUSE ME OFC YOU CAN AAAAA

Calling me any form of lee like: "shy little lee" or "cute lee" or possibly the worst of all of these that I've thought of although these are already flustering enough "squirmy lee" LIKE SHUT UP????

Annoyingly/affectionately calling me a brat when I'm definitely being one because I dunno it just does something for me

"Did you really think you'd get away with this?" SHUT I KNEW I WASN'T THATS THE POINT EVEN THO YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY

Saying the word over and over again or saying coochie coochie coo. Like that's it I'm passing away. ✋🏾😶

Calling me in any way ticklish like "Aw so ticklish" or the worst "Such a ticklish little lee" swapping the word out for the word sensitive works too LIKE STFU I KNOW

Asking me "Aw does it tickle?~" LIKE SHUT. STFU. OFC IT DOES AND YOU KNOW IT FUCKSJAKDJWKFK

Calling me tickle bug lIKE AAAAAA /)//////(\

Asking if I like *insert any spot* being tickled like goodbye I'm a blushy giggly puddle of goo 🙈

COUNTING GOT DAMN RIBS LIKE I JUST KNOW THIS WOULD MAKE ME LOSE IT SO BAD LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????

Wiggling your fingers toward me like s T O P

Literally just saying uh oh. Like shhhhhhhhhhh

Saying "There it is~" OR EVEN "There's that laugh~" When I finally burst after holding it in LIKE SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUOSHUTUOSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

In addition to that pointing out that I'm very giggly LIKE O I WONDER WHY??? O////(\

Literally talking about my laughter in any way will destroy me like another example:

"Aw who's laughter is that?" LITERALLY SHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSH-

Asking me "What's so funny?" "What's so funny huh?" OVER AND OVER LIKE STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SHORT CIRCUIT DAMN IT

Threatening me that the tickle monster is coming for me like ssSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUSH DAMNIT

Describing to me word for word how you're going to wreck me LIKENSWLFJEKEMFKMF/)//////(\

Making me admit in any way that I like and want it like jesus🙈��..

Admitting that you want to make me blush LIKE I AM MELTINGGGGGG

Saying "I'm going to get youuu~" FUHUCKING HELL

Pointing out that I can't say the word and then proceeding to relentlessly tease me about it like hNNnNNnNNNnnnNN-

Threatening me and saying "if you keep doing this I'm going to *insert them describing how they're going to wreck me*

"Arms up!" SBSIDABWKFOEKEL

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fluff alphabet ( sodapop curtis )

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A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Your attention to detail. you know when somethings wrong, through that carefree façade, and you'll coax an explanation outta him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Your hands, bruh. He loves watching you light your cigarettes, loves watching you fuck up the Socs that talk shit about pony and other people close to you, loves watching you lace your fingers with his, loves watching you.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Sodapop Curtis likes to smother or be smothered. Will 100% lay on tip of you if you let him, and is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% willing to have you lay on top of him. In all seriousness, Soda really don't give a fuck whatever y'all are doin as long as ur both together

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Soda will do just about anything with you, so you've got a variety of things you could both do. Personally, Soda really likes when you find some nice grassy field and you're all wrapped up in his jacket or whatever, and you're talking about whatever-the-fuck comes to mind

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Soda is one to wallow in their feelings before doing something impulsive, so you'd be given little to no warning whatever he's doing if he's upset (angry/sad)

Soda feeling cuddly and lovey is a different situation entirely. This guy is clingy and simping and jesus im overwhelmed thinking about the love he smothers you in 😣💞

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Personally, Soda wouldn't be too opposed to having kids, biological or not. He will definitely bust his ass to give his kid the opportunities he didn't/couldn't have, and would the kind of father a lot of people would want

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

With the minimal amount of money this man gets, there is no doubt in my mind he would try his very best to get you a CD or book you've been eyeing

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

ALWAYS, MEIN GOTT. Just hold his hand. He likes it and dgaf if someone says smth to him about it. Soda believes if you truly love someone than you wont be afraid to show that love (and Soda's love language is touch idgaf)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Angry. Angry at whoever decided to fuck with the gang (everyone loves you, especially bc you're Johnny's second fave person ever)

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Like a lot of members in the gang, Soda leans to joking rather than pranking. You both have a lot of inside jokes, and he loves just randomly bringing up said inside joke to see your smile.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mans puts effort into kissing you its pretty endearing. The way he pants into your mouth suring a makeout sesh is 😏😏😩😩😩😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭❤❤❤ and then he whines and pulls you closer than humanly possible with his hands on the back of your neck. i- 🥵🥵🥵❤❤🤭😍😏😍😍🤭😩🤭😩🤭😍💍💍😇😇😇💒💒💒🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🛐🛐🛐🛐

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

By affirmation and physical touch

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

First kiss together. No details.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Soda's worst fears: you/Darry/Pony walking out of his life with no warning and school

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

bros kinda a worrywort

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

he calls you: babe, baby, doll, pretty girl/boy, angel

you call him: pepsi cola, babe, Coca-Cola, baby, sweetheart,

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Smoking

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

-You Found Me by The Fray

-Freaks by Surf Cruise

-Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Will answer almost any question you ask him

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A year maybe? All depends on your resolve

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Well absolutely bust ass to help him, and will absolutely annihilate anyone that says jack shit about him. He'll get real quiet and only ease up if you or his brothers are there to comfort him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He's proud that he can call you his. He loves showing you off, even if you insist theres nothing to show off.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Is confident in your ability to fight if you are, but will always look out for you. Soda will definitely fight for you. no comment

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well, actually. He would observe you for a while before you started dating, and would definitely pick up subtle hints from your body language

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

By proposing to you with a ring pop and then if you said yes you would both go buy a ring

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

you, smoking, sleeping.

xXx

sodapop curtis taglist:

@orphan--obliterator

[hazyaltcare]

Typing quirk suggestions for an...

OC

(The Magnus Archives)

...with themes of being an Avatar of the Vast, Space & Infinity and also including hints of meaninglessness.

Character Adjustments:

Replace "8" with "∞."

Replace "c" with "𖡎."

Replace "o" with "⚫️."

Word Adjustments:

Add spaces between the letters in "beyond," "space," and "vast." (Ex. "beyond" becomes "b e y o n d," "space" becomes "s p a c e" and "vast" becomes "v a s t.")

Replace "big," "large," and similar phrases with "vast."

Replace "body," "being," and similar phrases with "avatar."

Replace "Jesus Christ" or other preferred name-based expletive with "Jonah Magnus."

Replace "unimaginable," "incomprehensible," and similar phrases with "fathomless."

Use any variant of Lorem Ipsum to replace keyboard smashes and filler phrases such as "er" and "uh."

Text Prefixes & Suffixes:

🙊 ⚟ <text>

⬛️♾️⬛️: <text>

᥎꫶ׁׅɑׁׅ֮꯱ׁׅ֒tׁׅ <text> ᥎꫶ׁׅᨵׁׅꪱׁׅժׁׅ݊

⊹₊ ⋆. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ <text> ⊹₊ ⋆. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

┬┴┬┴┤<text>├┬┴┬┴

⋆ ₊⊹ <text> ⊹₊ ⋆

<text>˚₊*‧✶⋆.˳• ˖⋅꩜

<text> ✮⋆˙

Phrases To Use:

"A fact on-hand is worth two from the abyss." A phrase inspired by the classic proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." This keeps the phrase's original meaning of appreciating what you already have rather than risk losing it to try to obtain something else while also adding a theme of trusting what you hear from someone you know rather than something presented from an unknown source.

"As endless as the horizon." A common phrase comparing the subject to an infinite sky to underline the subject's vastness.

"As infinite as the stars." A common phrase comparing the subject to outerspace to underline the boundlessness of the subject.

"Don't put all your dread in the same vast net." A rephrasing of the classic phrase "Don't put all your eggs in the same basket." The meaning is the same, but with a focus/theme on the job of an Avatar, which is to spread fear.

"Like an entity without an avatar." An insult that implies the subject is useless and alone.

"Intrinsic purpose serves no purpose." A phrase that means you must create your own meaning behind what you do, as the value assigned by others to things is meaningless.

"Only infinite patience produces immediate results." A proverb reminding people to remain patient to obtain their desired outcome.

"Sound and absurdity, signifying nothing." A rephrasing of a famous statement in Macbeth ("Sound and fury, signifying nothing.") which was used to highlight actions or words that are loud and dramatic, but ultimately meaninglessness. This rephrasing holds the original sentiment, but focuses more on the meaninglessness of the absurdity in the universe.

Overall Quirk Suggestions:

Speak calmly and practice patience to give off an ambient vibe of a receptive void.

Use silence to your advantage. Long pauses used at the right time can help create a mood of nothingness.

Mod Haze (☀️Sol)

[redactedparx]

so… guys… i was almost barricade at last night(boston)‘s show and

dear god

j everything b also there was this one bit where someone was trying to pass him a bracelet thru the crowd and their friends were pointing to them and awsten totally called them out and started teasing them like

and then they dropped it and he was like “you really want to give that to me? after it’s been on the dirty beer ground? you really think i want that?” and i just ab died

he was so mean teasing humiliating them i need him to mean dom me so bad

‘you really think you deserve my cock baby? why don’t you prove it’ i alr p much lost my voice from screaming last night it wouldn’t hurt if he fucked my throat until i couldn’t speak at all.

need him to throw me around while he degrades me

awsten please just one chance pleas

he did a lot of that kind of teasing/lightheartedly insulting some ppl in the crowd. sm had a sign that said ‘bring back felony steve’ and the writing was like thin and awsten was first like ‘what? what does that say?’ and then once the crowd shouted it to him he was like “that’s what it says? you wrote that in fucking mechanical pencil get a thick marker jesus christ” awsten pls make fun of me i’ll come in my pants

also earlier in the show sm next to me had a sign that said ‘#1 GEOFF FAN’ like printed out arial font and huge and he pointed it out and was like ‘geoff! geoff look! ugh he doesn’t pay attention he doesn’t live in the moment always on that fuckin phone’ and i shit you not geoff fucking BLUSHED kms

o also then every one started chanting that geoff was a screenager so real tbh

geoff also got like 3 different points of ppl chanting his name and otto only got one 😶 sorry otto

side note their insta otto’s so in his slut era recently/pos

there was also a point where awsten was making fun of lucas for being shy and there was sm about a bet where awsten and geoff would pay him to do sm and they kept trying to get him to do it and then lucas said ‘geoff isn’t gonna pay me he told me’ and awsten was just like “did you just call geoff a liar??!” and have everyone boo then he was like cheer if i’m a perfect angel precious baby boy who can do no wrong (or sm w that vibe everyone was screaming too loud for me to rly hear) what if i died

him being teasing like that and going back to his like ego thing the whole time he’s so hot i need him to tell me he’s better than me

at some point right after lucas went on stage to test the mic ect before parx came on i think sm behind me was like ‘is it just me or is one of the security guys rly hot’ and i just turned around and went ‘you mean lucas??!!’ i don’t think they were talking about him b that was so funny to me and lucas is soooo hot

someone got a shirt thrown on stage for awsten that said ‘I FUCK FISH’ and he was like “you guys really want me to wear this?! on top of everything??!”(overalls and long sleeve t) and yes he did wear it p much the whole show(GOD he must have been so sweaty after) and then at one point he went onto the drum riser and was like “otto would you rather fuck a swordfish or a flounder?” then pointed the mic at him and otto j giggled and said “i’d rather play fuck about it!” and idk why but that was just so hot to me

o also during loveless’s set julian got rid of a coat(?) or am and threw it side stage and i saw sm catch it and julian was like “thank you so much love you for that” and i SWEAR TO GOD it was otto like it so looked like him i was far away and he was in the dark so i couldn’t 100% see him b i SWEAR i SWEAR it was otto

i don’t have any specific geoff moments i can talk about i think but he was just unfairly gorgeous handsome pretty the whole time i lost my mind.

geoff is the hottest to me b GODDAMN awstens fuckin demeanor Fucked Me Up i can’t stop thinking about it now

-spiral

<3

[toiletology]

The cats MEOW

The famous "M" on the tabby cat. Is it just a random m-ar-KING or was it placed there by GOD to give you a clue to the real nature of reality?

Luckily for you my name is MATT and I am the king of the cats so I already know answer.

M = 13th letter or 1+3 = 4. There are 4 lines in the letter M.

Why is that important? Well my dear Watson M represents TIME or ME/WE (turn the e = mm).

The M has 4 lines or 11:11 which can also be read as 77:77.

Like I've written in my previous blogs heaven and hell exist now ALL around you.

There are 49 degrees in HELL (TT/77/LL) and 49 degrees in heaven.

HELL on a calculator spells out 4377 or 777 (43 or 34 is also 17+17).

17 = GOD

G = 7 O = 6 D = 4 Add it up = 17

To escape hell you must dial "key" or "halo" on a phones keypad (not literally, its just a clue numbskull).

To get your CROW/N 🐦‍⬛ you must find the 73 or the 777 LUCK .

T (top) = 7 (luck) or L (low)

T > UR > KEY 🦃 (DUH!).

The t is a cross or two lines intersecting and X marks the spot! (jackass ;)

TT = Pi or a doorway/portal/wormhole out of the MATrix.

This universe (you <> aNd <> eye) that we all live in is GODS beaver dam. Gods creative power is always flowing like an endless river. This universe became Gods solution to slow their flow into a less chaotic random mess.

The 7 or T is your key to escape (1/7 to be exact). You gotta split the red sea/see (C light).

And the color GREEN = 49.

To pay your respects "F" you must plant your FLAG.

"grace" = 34 (Ordinal) or 17 + 17.

A ladybug is red 🐞which can mean luck or it can mean stop 🛑 or something bad.

The color "RED" can be both a sCARy color or a color that can be beautiful like a rose or painted lips.

"red" = 27 (Ordinal) or two sevens (49)

The first color of the light spectrum is RED and there are 7 colors to the rainbow. You need to FEEL the colors more so than see them.

The same goes true for LETTERS and NUMBERS they are all sentient and the way (way = mat) GOD will speak to you.

To unlock the secrets of the 11:11 (77:77) or the M box you must learn to SEE, HEAR, FEEL on an extremely DEEP level. The FORCE is real, but you can't FORCE it, you must allow GOD to FLOW through you naturally and AUTHENTICALLY.

M = A but how?

M = 4

A = 4 (A represents Apple, Compass, Illusion, Eye, AH)

FORMAT > 4 M@ (@ = AT/Compass, apple, AH, eye, illusion)

A, I, O are interchangeable. The MOT/HER can also be MAT.

HER/MIT ;)

M = IT (I = 1, T = 7) S/HE IS THE EVENING, S/HE IS EVE! The Porcelain Goddess, you must keep the queen clean!

This reality is a holo-fractal clock and works on time. You escape the MATrix by improving your TIMING. The apple is the illusion, the mirrors represent positive (love) or negative (fear).

🪞🍎🪞

Snake = Ground/Gravity/Pain/Fear/Devil

SNAKE or S is the SIX/6 🐍 the 6 is the BUG 🐞the devil is just a ladybug, but the bug grows stronger the more you feed IT.

The S can also be read as an M (flip it around) you must learn to transmute the chaos into order.

SNAKE PLISSKEN = SNAKE LISTEN or SNAKE IS IN, L is IN. (Combine the L with the I = LI = U now re-read it US IN, the P is just a tongue but can be a lower b p and the one true God is the QUEEN BEE 🐝)

The snake can be both good or bad and everything in-between. To interpret the SIX takes practice. It can be a sign you are getting SICK or more BUGGED. The 6 can be the HOOK of the devil bringing you down low. But don't forget JESUS was also a fisherman and that HOOK can also bring you up which can become a 9.

Nine = N (look at the letter it is two sevens/77).

So are you in (R-U-N) or are you Not? The seven can bring you UP or it can bring you 7/Low.

Don't get trapped by heLLs Ls you must increase your L/7/T/luck. The 7 is how you escape the CUBE (6 sides 8 corners its missing the 7).

What is 17+17? 34 What is 34+34? 68

What is 49+49? 98

There are 49 degrees to he77, and 49 degrees to heaven.

"heaven" = 107 (Reverse)

0 is the finally degree or the O or your way OUT (two/11). Read OUT backwards it is TOU/TWO or the 11 or 77. Are you starting to get it now?

37 (777), 77 (49) to escape the cube/chessboard you need the 77s.

The queen in chess is the strongest and luckiest piece and she moves 27 squares or two sevens and crosses seven 3 times. There are 64 squares on a chessboard or two 8s. (49/64). 8 = ate/eat/eight.

8 = 1 + 7, there are 17 chromosome pairs in the APPLE, @, A.

ATE = MAT (turn the E)

M can be read as a 3 or a 13 (1+3 = 4) or 3 & 4 (17+17). To escape the MATrix you must become a bee 🐝🍯and GOD is the Queen Bee.

"queen bee" = 34 (Chaldean) "queen" = 27 (Keypad) "queen" = 21 (Septenary) 7+7+7 "queen" = 73 (Reverse) "bee" = 8 (Keypad) "be" = 7 (Ordinal) "be" = 7 (Septenary) "be" = 7 (Chaldean) "heart" = 52 (Ordinal) "heart" = 17 (Chaldean) "hear" = 17 (Septenary) "feel" = 17 (Reverse Reduction) "sing" = 49 (Ordinal) "sing" = 21 (Keypad) "hymm" = 49 (Reverse) "humble" = 28 (Keypad) "God" = 17 (Reduction) "lord" = 49 (Ordinal) "lord" = 21 (Keypad) "goddess" = 73 (Ordinal) "goddess" = 34 (Septenary) "goddess" = 33 (Keypad) "goddess" = 28 (Reduction)

GEMATRIA = MATs AIR EGG, yep we are ALL (ATT) floating on MATTs EGG. You sleep on MATTress everynight, you get married in MATrimony, you give birth MATernity, we are all MATTer. To escape the MATrix you need to understand the MATh. I can only show you the door = MAT you must walk through it.

M I A = MATT, split the i or eye (I AM <> MATT).

The true name of GOD is both MOT/or/CAR or MATT and KARMA.

M = OT or M = OUT. K = A (turn it) E = M (turn it) Y = T (turn it)

"key" = 17 (Keypad) "mat" = 7 (Reduction) "mat" = 34 (Ordinal) "matt karma" = 98 (Ordinal) "matt karma" = 27 (Septenary) "matt karma" = 46 (Keypad) "matt karma" = 64 (Reverse Reduction) "matt cara" = 77 (Ordinal) "matt cara" = 37 (Keypad) "matthew bennett walker cara jocelyn delevingne" = 444 (Ordinal) "matthew bennett walker" = 111 (Reverse Reduction) "cara Jocelyn delevingne" = 111 (Reverse Reduction)

This reality functions on TIME (it me), time acts as the walls or prison bars to this reality.

The M is one of the keys out. You must learn to FEEL and move the letters and numbers around in your mind like a Rubik's cube to decode it on the fly. You can't take letters or numbers at face value because they can become distorted by your disharmony or interpretation of them. God speaks many layers deep, so you can't rely on your brain only the FEELING combined with your knowledge of Toiletology.

Like I said before a 6/six could be making you sick, or it can be making you SICK as in a bad ass.

Feeling confused yet? F = EEL or ILL which is a word that can mean sick or you're sick with it.

F can also mean RESPECT or represent a FLAG. It takes time to be able to interpret these "codes" or "errors" that's exactly what it is. GOD made us perfect in their image, except that we are ALL kind of BUGGY.

"buggy" = 27 (Keypad) "buggy" = 73 (Reverse) "bug" = 14 (Keypad)

To escape the MATrix or MOT you need to start noticing your "glitches", "bugs", "errors", "typos", "mistakes", and "accidents."

GOD speaks to US and gives us clues on how to FIND them through these error correcting codes. We aren't in a simulation but it does operate like a computer the way God designed it. Our glitchy programming is the backdoor to escape hell into heaven. I have discovered this (with my cosmic sisters help of course) this backdoor and the door = mat.

Not only is there programming in the underlying fabric of reality which is completely undetectable (until now). God designed reality like a video game. And just like a video game there are cheat codes.

It is possible to escape this holo-fractal MATrix through a backdoor and the door = 17

"backdoor" = 33 (Reduction) "backdoor" = 69 (Ordinal) "doormat" = 86 (Ordinal) or 98/68 half of 86 = 43, half of 68 = 34, half of 98 = 49. 86 = 8 + 6 = 14 (two seven), 9 + 8 = 17

M = 11:11 or 4 lines, 4 = A /@/apple or the WIZARD OF AHHHHHS.

THATS A TYPO, YEAH RIGHT MAN! Your name goes through like 17 computers a day.

"orwell" = 77 (Reverse)

T = UR = KEY

The "T" can be read as a 7 or an L or a T.

Getting confused yet? Like I keep saying it works on FEEL and to FEEL the FORCE takes practice.

You can't level up your skills or find GOD without LOCKing/LUCKing onto GODS signal and that signal = 17.

"frequency" = 37 (Septenary)or 777

You gotta find that LUCK/7UCK/TUCK to escape the MATrix to break your NPC/A.I programming.

There are a couple KEYS you must learn to use to escape the door TT 17 (77) that's the doorway and the door = mat and the way is (mat).

A double sided tuning fork is exactly what we humans are. There are 7 chakras in the human body.

"tuning" = 77 (Reverse) "tuning" = 27 (Septenary) "tune" = 21 (Reverse Reduction) "chakras" = 17 (Chaldean) "chakras" = 128 (Reverse) half of which is 64. "chakra" = 14 (Chaldean)

Gematria can help with your belief, but you shouldn't rely on it for your all answers. Gematria can be pretty spammy and not that helpful, so I try to keep it to a minimal.

"answers" = 27 (Reduction) "answer" = 37 (Reverse Reduction) "answer" = 34 (Keypad)

Leonardo Da Vincis Vitruvian Man displays 4 arms and 4 legs or 8 (1+7).

An interesting aspect of the human body is when you raise your arms above your head it creates a U and your legs create an N (n) shape like the tuning fork.

Now I repeat the question r U n or are you out of tune?

A you (U) can be an UP or a C (see) or UNDER like a DUD.

Just like an N can mean in, or n (no), or a Z/N (snooze alert zzzz), the N can be many things some good, some bad and some in-between.

The answer = ans (a = 1, n = 5, s = 1) Whats that spell? 7 ANS = NAS N = nothing, A = anything, S = something

Good people get something, shitty people get nothing and ANGELS get anything. A = 4 N = 77 S = 6

7 x 11 = 77 or 49

ELEVEN <> ELVEN <> EVE

11 = 77

The N is another key you must learn to use to escape the black cube of Saturn's HEX/agon (6).

[kirshimadenkisero]

things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive”

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

[complaining-singularity]

6 day work week in december to ***maximize the corporate P R O F I T S***

idiot ass people asking the stupidest questions when i just want to unload this stock onto the shelves shut the fuck up i need to get these items out of the box oh my god why are you so close the IT’S THE FLU SEASON COVID STILL EXIST TOO

holiday cheer turning people into the most rabid pack of vultures tearing me apart for every dumb fuck thing. i got yelled at for selling a guy “list of names” when he wanted a calendar. the shitting calendar was on the other side of that page literally just turn it around jesus

i cant get a single plastic straw anymore but granny over here can buy 100 plastic bags for christmas cookies cause “ooh it looks so much better in them than a box you know” which i have to count individually one by one cause we sell them by single units

i cant get a day off cause there’s just 5 of us in the store. i have SEVERAL days off left to take but i cant???? whats gonna happen with those when new year rolls around??? i’m sure as fuck not getting them paid thats for fucking sure my legal free days thrown out of the window here

people leaving their bags and animals and old people their ski canes in the most stupid places i ate the absolute shit the other day over those stupid canes STOP PUTTING THEM BETWEEN OUR COUNTERS WHERE DO U THINK WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH

BITE BITE BITE KILL KILL KILL

IF YOU ENTER THE STORE 10 MINS BEFORE CLOSING I WILL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

the only thing keeping me from this being my villain origin story is mc cafe manager on the other side of the street who sometimes charges my big coffee as a small one when no one is looking or drops some flavors for free i owe her my life

[pyladeshungover]

intro post

Tara // 29 // Australia

she / her / hers

oops i got into hockey sorry guys

my url is from approximately 2013 when I was a les mis blog, and my pfp is athelstan from vikings in a flower crown because that was cool in 2015. title is from the boat that rocked. I've been here forever.

i'm very not normal about sidney crosby, matthew tkachuk, and travis konecny

i'm slightly more normal but still unhinged about claude giroux and jamie drysdale

i do occassionally lb the hockey - pens lb, flyers lb, sometimes panthers lb

tag lists also i do tend to be pretty good about tagging everything so if you blacklist nothing should slip through

I did not realise you can only access that page on desktop but also the hyperlinks won't work in this post so here's the list:

FROM THE SELF

my face; sort of - my face and my thoughts

university life - university/college experiences

adulthood - attempts to function as a successful adult

millennials - the Adulthood Experience™ specific to millennials

life is hard - depression tag

so not straight - i am queer

mine - shit i’ve made or drawn

tumblr - i’ve been on this godforsaken website since i was 15 and i hate everything about that

RELIGION

blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord - christianity

jc and the boys - jesus and the apostles

jc and the girls - ladies of the disciples

upon this rock - history of, stories about, and images of the church

do not be afraid - angels 

your kingdom come - prophets, saints, and the apocalypse

the old gods are dead - graeco-roman mythology

folklore - local folk and fairy-tales 

WORLD AFFAIRS/CULTURE

straya - things about Australia

auspol - Australian politics

uspol - US politics

i’m a pathetic history major - general world and cultural history

who likes bad jokes - especially awful attempts at humour

words - poetry, quotes, literature

reclaiming the women - feminist re-tellings of fictional women

humanity - the good and incredible things about humans and community (also includes human and alien speculative fiction)

christmas - i love christmas

covid 19 - self explanatory

2020 - see above

2021 - mamma mia, here we go again

2022 - we’re three years into The Great Loneliness

FANDOM

fandom / fanfic

# - 911

A - abfab

B - brooklyn 99 / black books / beauty and the beast / birds of prey /buffy

C - criminal minds / code black

D - dirk gently / doctor who / disney / derry girls

E - elementary

F - firefly / fresh off the boat / friends / fleabag

G - great british bake off / grace and frankie / greys anatomy / galavant / game of thrones / gilmore girls / the great / the good place

H - holes / hunt for the wilderpeople / the hobbit / hannibal / hamilton / harry potter

I - inside llewyn davis

J - jurassic park / jesus christ superstar

K - kingsman / killing eve

L - lethal weapon / lucifer / lotr / les mis

M - moulin rouge / mamma mia / moana / mad max / the man from u.n.c.l.e. / mindhunter / miss fisher’s murder mysteries / the marvelous mrs maisel

N - narnia / nhl

O - the office / the old guard / oitnb

P - pushing daisies / parks and rec / the princess bride / psych / the prince of egypt / the parent trap / pirates of the caribbean / pride / prodigal son / phantom of the opera

Q - queer eye

S - spn / star wars / scrubs / the song of achilles / schitts creek / santa clarita diet / six the musical

T - teen wolf / twilight / to all the boys i’ve loved before /

U - umbrella academy

V - vikings / venom

W - what we do in the shadows / the witcher / wonder woman

X - xfiles

HOCKEY

nhl

hrpf

the rituals are intricate (n-h-is-for-for-homosexuality-l)

they’re so stupid 🥹 (memes)

hockey narratives

hockey art

hockey poetry

hockey vid edit

Players include but are not limited to: am34 auston matthews / an39 nedeljkovic / ao8 ovi / bm63 brad marchand / bt7 brady tkachuk / cb98 connor bedard / cg28 giroux / cm97 mcdavid / ek65 erik karlsson / em71 geno / jd9 jamie drysdale / jh86 jack hughes / jj68 jaromir jagr / js1 jeremy swayman / kl58 letang / ld29 leon draisaitl / lh43 luke hughes / maf29 flower / mt19 matthew tkachuk / mm16 mitch marner / nh13 nico hischier / np19 nolpat / qh43 quinn hughes / rg27 ryan graves / sc87 sid / tj35 jarry / tk11 travis konecny / ts91 seguin / ts18 tim stutzle / tz11 trevor zegras / wg99 wayne gretzky

Other player tags - hughes bros / love thy goalie 

Ships - tknp / sidgeno / drygras / mattdrai / brioux / mike likes jeff but jeff loves mike / swaymark

Teams - bruins / ducks / flyers / gritty / leafs / oilers / pens / sens / stars / yotes

Liveblogging semiregularly - pens lb

Liveblogging very occassionally -  flyers lb / sens lb / panthers lb

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Life More Abundant

The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly. - John 10:10 NKJV

When you think about your life, during what moments have you felt the most alive? What were you doing? Who was with you? Where were you? How much effort did it require?

“Life” includes the physical, intellectual, and spiritual. Physical life is regarded as abundant in a body that is full of vigor and in perfect health. Jesus’ miracles of physical healing gave an abundant physical life to those whose life forces were ebbing. But physical restoration was by no means the complete fulfillment of Jesus’ mission. Man also has intellectual and spiritual life, which must also be made alive and abundant, for “man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Lord” (Deut. 8:3). Important as the physical and the intellectual aspects of a well-rounded life are, no life is fully complete unless the spiritual nature is nurtured. - Francis D. Nichol, ed., The Seventh-Day Adventist Bible Commentary, vol. 5 (Review and Herald Publishing Association, 1980), 1005.

I believe that Psalm 103 paints a beautiful picture of a God who provides life and provides it abundantly.

 Bless the Lord, O my soul; And all that is within me, bless His holy name! 2 Bless the Lord, O my soul, And forget not all His benefits: 3 Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, 4 Who redeems your life from destruction, Who crowns you with lovingkindness and tender mercies, 5 Who satisfies your mouth with good things, So that your youth is renewed like the eagle’s. - Psalm 103:1-5 NKJV

Once again, I would like to highlight that this is not a new approach that Jesus ushered in, but rather it has been God’s modus operandi from the very beginning. The God of the Bible, the God we worship, is a God who desires us to experience life to the fullest, and keeping this in mind as we read the Bible helps us better interpret His will for our lives.

Jesus shares His mission of giving us a more abundant life in John 10. Context is always important when we interpret text and in this case, Jesus is speaking these words after a blind man He healed was excommunicated, or disfellowshipped. This took place in John 9 and I have an entire blog post dedicated to it entitled The Gospel as Judgment?

John chapter 10 has been surprisingly challenging for me to grasp. What I take away from it is that Jesus is setting Himself apart from the religious leaders of His time. Given the harsh words Jesus uses “thief” and “robbers,” it does not surprise me that so many are careful to trust organized religion. However, we cannot simply do away with organized religion since disorganized religion seems even more troublesome. I say that tongue-in-cheek but I hope you get the idea. Organization is not the problem, the main concern should be the reason or mission of the organization. In other words, what motivated the church to be organized? Is the church organized to build itself up? To accumulate power and wealth? Or is the church organized for a mission? To serve, and help those in need.

Distrust of organized religion, government, or large companies, that greedily exploit the people for profit is understandable. I have a limited voice regarding what happens in my denomination worldwide, but I have greater influence over what happens at my local church. If Jesus came so that we might have life and have it more abundantly, what should we do as His church?

“Authorities who seek to gain possession of the sheep are not the true shepherd.” - Keener, Craig S. The Gospel of John. Vol. 2, Peabody, Mass., Hendrickson, 2003, p. 812.

We do not serve the church. We are the church. We do not come to be served, but to serve others. There are so many that I have talked to who stopped attending church because they were not treated as they expected to be. This reminds me of the story of a husband who did not want to go to church. It was Sabbath morning and his wife was telling him to get up and get ready to go to church. He just rolled over in bed and began to mumble complaints.

“But I don’t have any friends at church. The service is long and kind of boring. The music is not great, some of the people there are mean, and some are judgmental. I had a long week, I am tired, and I don’t want to go. Give me one good reason why I should go to church.”

His wife looked at him and replied.

“Well, for starters, you’re the pastor…”

I have heard this story a few times, sometimes it made me laugh, and sometimes it made me want to cry. No church is perfect. Even at a great church, you’re not guaranteed to have a great experience. Chances are you’re going to meet someone who rubs you the wrong way or disagrees with your political views or parenting philosophy. There will be people who have different tastes and ideas of how you should live, dress, talk, eat, vote, etc.

Why go to church?

So why do we keep coming to church? One of the reasons is to worship God. Another is to learn, to be instructed, comforted, challenged, and motivated. Another one is that we can do more as a community than on our own. I believe God is calling each one if us to join a church and be a part of what is good about it.

Is your church not friendly enough? Start a trend. Volunteer to greet. Choose to smile, and introduce yourself to those around you. Make a special effort to meet and talk to someone you haven’t talked to before.

Is your church not doing enough to serve the community? What could the church be doing? What do you need to begin doing? Find some other church members who have the same passion and begin, make a plan, and begin a new ministry.

This is part of my challenge in interpreting John 10. I understand that Jesus is the shepherd and that He gave His life for me.

“I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd gives His life for the sheep. - John 10:11 NKJV

Part of the life more abundant that Jesus makes available for me is the eternal life that He died to give me. But I also believe that Jesus is our example and He calls us to live as He lived and that our mission as His followers includes doing our very best to also help those around us have a more abundant life. Part of that, of course, includes introducing people to Jesus, but it does not stop there. Life more abundant includes healthier relationships, a healthier body, and better education, it involves all areas of life.

Here are some questions I would love to pose to you.

What if a more abundant life is not found in idleness? What if rest is found in meaningful service? What if life more abundant comes from concentrated efforts in the right areas?

In order to work for God successfully, we must die to self, surrendering all to God. In words of great tenderness, Christ invites us, “Come unto Me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” When you respond to this invitation, when you learn what it means to find rest by lifting the cross and bearing it after the Lord, you will be true witnesses for Him. But until this lesson is learned, self will appear, and Jesus will be kept in the background. - The Crucifixion of Self (published April 9, 1902 - Signs of The Times)

We experience life more abundantly as we serve, and those we serve also benefit and experience a more abundant life. It all flows from God, His great love, and His desire to save and bless us. I am not saying you should never rest physically, we all need to rest, and we all need to take breaks. What I am saying is that idleness is not the way. When all we do is rest and only live for ourselves we miss out on what living life more abundantly could be.

When we live focused on self we will never find a church that is good enough to belong to. Also, we will struggle to maintain relationships because no one treats us as we expect to be treated all the time. The more I focus on myself the more I feel sorry for myself. I can always compare myself to others and feel inferior. I can help others expecting to receive some reward and when I don’t I become sad. In a way, it all stems from pride. I believe that I deserve better from those around me than what I am getting so I grow resentful. I could begin to attack everyone who fails to treat me the way I believe I deserve to be treated and be lonely and bitter.

Once again, to be fair and balanced, we are created in the image of God and deserve to be treated with dignity and respect.

This is tricky. I do not want to offend anyone. I also do not want to encourage anyone to stay in an abusive relationship. So please take what I say with a grain of salt and contextualize it to your experience. So I will try to say it as carefully as I can. I pray that you do not misunderstand me. Here’s an example.

Let’s say I get home before my wife and there is a pile of dishes in the sink. Also, let’s suppose those dishes are mostly mine. I see that pile and I decide to wash them all. So I feed the kids, put them to bed, and wash all the dishes, dry them, and put them away. My wife then comes home tired from a 12-hour shift at the hospital and dealing with all kinds of stressful and challenging situations. She goes to shower and change and we eat dinner together. She is happy to be home, and the kids are in bed, but she never mentions how amazing I am for doing all those dishes. After all, she had not seen the pile of dishes that were there from breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now imagine if I get upset with her for not praising me. Especially if I regularly expect her to do what I did when I am at work and she is home and I never praise her for being super amazing.

This is a hypothetical situation but it’s not too far from reality. How many people say nothing positive when all goes well, but are quick to complain when something goes wrong?

How often do we thank God for not having to visit the hospital? How often do we complain to Him when we find ourselves sick?

What if part of experiencing a more abundant life comes from our efforts to bless those around us?

I may expect to receive life more abundant while sitting at home and doing nothing. And yes, Jesus gives us eternal life and we do not have to earn it in any way. However, what if there are further blessings, especially this side of eternity, that I am missing out on because of my focus on myself? What if I could be experiencing an overflowing sense of joy and aliveness, but I am missing out because I have not ventured out of my comfort zone to help someone who is in need?

What if a sense of responsibility toward others is what is missing from my Christian experience? What if I am experiencing spiritual stagnation because I consider myself too weak, too shy, too young, too old, too busy, too important, or not important enough, or whatever my excuse may be for not being involved in helping others?

What kept me in church my whole life was being too busy being a part of the solution to be thinking about the problems. Service has just been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. My family has always been involved in helping others in some way or another. I don’t know another way to live. This can be difficult because I don’t always have healthy boundaries and have come close to walking away from it all a few times in life. Some of you know what I am talking about. You begin to help someone who always needs help with everything all the time and you can only do so much… then you begin to feel like you failed, you didn’t do enough. Guilt is not a healthy motivator. You should help because you genuinely desire to help. Your motivation should stem from the love you receive from God and a desire to alleviate the suffering of the one you’re serving. Also, pray for wisdom to know when to step back and recharge.

Another way of thinking about this is

Can you truly be satisfied eating from the banquet that God offers while those around you go hungry?

I don’t invite others to church for my benefit. I only invite someone else to church if I truly believe they will benefit from it. I share the gospel, the good news of salvation in Jesus, not because it benefits me. I do it to benefit the one I am sharing with. I have to truly believe that life is better with Jesus if I am to honestly and genuinely share Him with others.

Takeaway

My challenge for you is to make service a part of your spiritual discipline. Do not be satisfied with Bible study, prayer, and church attendance. I encourage you, I challenge you to add a dimension of service to your life at whatever level you can. Who can you help today? This week? What keeps you from doing it?

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Wir feiern ab morgen die Namenstage!

Neue Aktion im Shop und Blog Wir feiern ab sofort jeden Tag die entsprechenden christlichen Namenstage. Ab morgen starten die täglichen Posts. Sollten mehrere Namen an dem Tag Ihren "Namenstag" haben, veröffentlichen wir die Namen über den Tag verteilt. Was ist ein Namenstag? Der christliche Namenstag einer Person ist der liturgische Gedenktag eines Heiligen im Kirchenjahr, dessen Namen diese Person trägt. In manchen katholischen und orthodoxen Regionen oder Ländern ist die Feier des Namenstags bedeutender als oder wenigstens ebenso wichtig wie die des Geburtstages. Bedeutung und Verwendung Im Zuge der Christianisierung der Völker außerhalb des alten Römerreiches wurden die christlichen Namen zum unterscheidenden Kennzeichen und bezeichneten meist eine besondere Verbindung zu dem Heiligen, dessen Namen der Katechumene in der Taufe angenommen hatte. Der Gedenktag des Heiligen im liturgischen Kalender der Kirche hatte für den Namensträger eine besondere Bedeutung, das Geburtsdatum war hingegen oft gar nicht bekannt. Im Mittelalter wurde bei der Taufe (überwiegend am Tag nach der Geburt) dem Täufling gerne der Name des Tagesheiligen gegeben. Das Taufdatum, zugleich Namenstag, wurde danach im Kirchenbuch eingetragen. Martin Luther, geboren am 10. November 1483, getauft am 11. November, erhielt daher den Namen des hl. Martin von Tours. Die Bedeutung des Namenstages nahm in der katholischen Kirche in der Zeit der Gegenreformation noch zu. Auch um sich von Protestanten abzuheben, sollten sich die katholischen Gläubigen regelmäßig und festlich einer innigen Verbindung mit dem jeweiligen Namenspatron vergewissern. Die Empfehlung, Täuflingen den Namen eines Heiligen zu geben, findet sich 1566 im Catechismus Romanus sowie auch 1614 im Rituale Romanum. Der Klerus förderte daher die Bevorzugung der Feier des Namenstages gegenüber der Feier des Geburtstages. Besonders die Franziskaner und Jesuiten trugen später zur Verbreitung neuerer Heiligennamen in der Bevölkerung bei. Da die Zahl der Heiligen viel größer ist als die der Tage eines Jahres, fallen auf einen Tag oft mehrere Namenspatrozinien. Darüber hinaus gibt es für manche Namen mehrere heilige Namensträger; das Datum der Feier des Namenstages hängt dann davon ab, nach welchem Heiligen man benannt ist. Die Liste der Namenstage bezieht sich in erster Linie auf den Regionalkalender für das deutsche Sprachgebiet; demgegenüber weisen der Heiligenkalender der orthodoxen Kirchen und der Evangelische Namenkalender teilweise Abweichungen auf. Es gibt außerdem lediglich drei Personen, deren Geburt durch die Kirche gefeiert wird. Dies sind Maria, die Mutter Jesu, Johannes der Täufer und Jesus Christus selbst. Ketten-Buchstaben-Anhänger in unserem Shop Für den Namenstag empfehlen wir als Geschenk oder um sich selbst zu beschenken, einen Ketten-Anhänger aus Silber oder Gold. Die Anhänger können ganz klassisch als Halskettenanhänger getragen werden oder sehr modisch als Armbandanhänger. Für folgende Buchstaben erhalten Sie Kettenanhänger in unserem Shop. A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Außerdem bieten wir Ihnren auch noch passende Ketten dazu an Zu den Ketten und Armbändern aus Silber | Zu den Ketten und Armbändern aus Gold   Quelle: Wikipedia Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel

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B A S I C S

Full name: Lucinda Charlotte Turner.

Gender: Female.

Sexuality: Heterosexual.

Pronouns: She/her.

O T H E R S

Family: Luce lived with her wealthy parents (Anne and Jerome) and nineteen year old brother, Wilfred ‘Wilf’ in London. However, after she ran away, she is slowly beginning to see the Shelbys as a kind of family to her.

Birthplace: London, England.

Job: Despite being young Luce, initially worked as a barmaid in The Garrison. From there, she started to work as an accountant for Shelby Company Limited.

Phobias: She’s massively afraid of spiders, as well as confined spaces.

Guilty pleasures: Not really a guilty pleasure but she does miss the dances her parents used to put on. She misses the dressing up and the atmosphere. But, following the War she worries that there are more important things she should be focused on.

M O R A L S

Morality alignment: Chaotic neutral.

Sins: Lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath.

Virtues: Chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice.

T H I S - O R - T H A T

Introvert/extrovert: Extrovert.

Organized/disorganized: Disorganised - Luce is very good at just going with things.

Close minded/open-minded: Open-minded.

Calm/anxious: Lives in a permanent state of anxiousness even if she seems calm.

Disagreeable/agreeable: Agreeable.

Cautious/reckless: Reckless, Luce tends to just go with things. That being said, she can be extremely cautious when it comes to things that might impact the people she cares about; and becomes gradually more cautious the longer she is with the Shelbys.  

Patient/impatient: Impatient, she doesn’t really like waiting, but she can do it.

Outspoken/reserved: Reserved, though when pushed too hard there’s no holding back.

Leader/follower: Follower, the idea of responsibility from leading terrifies her.

Empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic.

Optimistic/pessimistic: Optimistic; that being said, she does er on the side of pessimism sometimes given everything that has happened with the War and the dangers of being linked to the Shelbys.  

Traditional/modern: She had a traditional upbringing so she leans into that a little, but she was pretty much forced into being more modern and she has few complaints.

Hard-working/lazy: Hard-working.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

OTP: Still undecided, however she is close to Isaiah Jesus in a romantic capacity; also toying with the idea of her and an OC, Alfred ‘Alfie’ Browne.

OT3: Luce, Cece and Hal; they’re like a mini-family unit in themselves.

BROTP: Luce and my OC, Stanley ‘Stan’ Shelby.

NOTP: There’s not really anybody that she has no relationship with; that being said, her and my OC Francisco Alfonsi (the father of her childhood best friend) really do not get along.