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complete-utter-fandom-hell · 6 months

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Okay today's post is weird.

Are you ready?

Good.

I CAN EXPLAIN.

The other day a friend asked me, "would you ever get a body pillow?" And I was like "only if it's my husband" so I looked for Gregor body pillows and nothing.

We have Faust.

We have Dante.

We have Heathcliff.

WE HAVE DISTORTED KROMER.

We have no Gregor.

I didn't even really want one. It's more that it irritates me that there isn't one. Body pillow equality??? Is Gregor not pretty enough to be pillow-ified?

If I wanted one, would I have to custom print a body pillow of a hyperrealistic cockroach and call it a day?

All this to say, if anyone finds a Gregor body pillow, send it to me. Not because I want it, but because I need to know some other poor soul shares my delusions.

Oh and also if you do so feel inclined please let me know if you draw a Gregor body pillow for no reason whatsoever !! It's not like I need to find people with my same obsession with a fictional man to validate myself !! #project Gregor body pillow !! (?)

#limbus company #Gregor #project gregor body pillow #project moon #sexy bug man #i need help #body pillow theory i guess #i was told i should use more tags but i dont know what to put so here we are #don't look up Kromer body pillow please #please tell me a gregor body pillow exists #pretty please?

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whirlydoodle · 2 years

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My Secret Santa gift for AtheShade (twitter) featuring their OC, Maia.

Merry Xmas, y'all! 💗🎄🎁

Also my first time drawing Cell! 🥰

📽️Link to timelapse: https://twitter.com/WhirlyDoodle/status/1607058752095543296

#myart #dbz #Cell #perfect cell #sexy bug man #happy holidays #happy holidays 2022 #merry christmas #merry xmas #merry christmas 2022 #dbzfanart #oc #ドラゴンボール #dragonball #dragonballz #art

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sincericida · 1 year

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN

(2012, dir. Mark Webb)

Andrew Garfield’s butt appreciation post. For science.

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king-crawler · 11 months

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Hmrrrmmrmmm….. today I will. Be sexy by just existing

#🐛VIRUS OFFERINGS #🎨#how embarassing #sorry his body is really sloppily drawn I’m getting tired wahahaa #Anyways #kcb #king candybug #king candy #sketches #sorry i called the old bug man sexy #it will happen again #🤨unwise

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forcedhesitation · 3 months

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dead by daylight-- the game where you can play as steve harrington from stranger things, and can get sent to partake in a match of murder hide and seek at midwich elementary from silent hill, where you can then use a lute to perform bardic inspiration from dungeons and dragons to give a bonus to your teammates, except for the one who is being chased by nemesis from resident evil 3.

#dbd #thoughts about media #yes steve's jacket is bugged. it's done this before but I didn't think it'd do it again.#better than whatever the hell bug aestri has rn with her face.#girl looked like the fucking unknown.#anyway I was lagging WAY. WAY too hard to try another match for a better picture with a different skin.#I just remembered I unlocked bardic inspiration on that day my internet actually cooperated and I HAD to see steve play the lute.#it's so cute. the survivors all smile when they play. T___T I have to see gabe. claude. and nancy do this.#but I'll wait until my internet isn't getting me randomly downed by zombies.#I'm pretty sure my lag got elodie killed too so I feel kind of bad but it is also sort of funny that I wasn't even playing-#-killer and still managed to get a survivor killed.#not that I haven't done that befoooore.... or that I haven't done it deliberately in the past...#I will never forget you RPD ghostface who showed me he had the matching “I'd kill for you” heart charm to my “hooked on you” one.#and then killed a david for me when I asked him as a joke LOL. we watched his body ascend in the entity's spidery limbs together.#it was a beautifully romantic moment <3 #generally speaking I am a decent survivor who will die so you can get out. like a good steve player should be.#However. if the evil man that I find sexy is nice to me? I'm so so sooo sorry for what you're going to endure if he only wants to spare me.

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hoejosatoru · 2 months

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#love conducting research #but I feel like some manga artists just eat fucking down w how they design #like personally #Tokyo Revengers I think is my top #I love that genre of boy so I’m biased #but like they’re all sooo sexy #I love haikyu boys #but they’re kinda carried but early seasons or fan art #bc the official art is a little bug like #still love it though #anyways I’m nosey and curious what yall think #tokyo revengers #wind breaker #haikyu #AOT #jjk #chainsaw man

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worthyheir · 1 month

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Jace rolling into the real world on Vermax: you’re scared of a dragon but I just saw Australia and what the fuck?

#crack /#[ inspired by my sending a thirst trap of hugh to cait lmao ]#[ god bless australia for sexy actors and keeping all the scary things all the way down there thank you ]#[ this would be marvel verse probs lmfao ]#[ you think i’m a threat? i just saw a bird skewer someone ]#[ that bug bit a man and he died like three seconds later ]

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thiscatiscreepy · 2 months

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Other people creaturefying the mechs: soooo their ears are longer and pointier, I'll give them a lil tail with some fur at the end, slightly sharper teeth would look good, maybe they'll even have some scales, aww they look so cute :)

Me creaturefying the mechs: what if Ivy was a huge praying mantis.

#made raphaella into a dinosaur and came with a mini spec evo for her species to lead into her having metal wings #marius is a bigcatboy of course. no triangle ears for a cat the size of a man but at least he has huge teeth and claws #ivys a praying mantis mostly to complete the prison mechs prey predator throuple and partly cause bug aliens are cool and sexy #tod my friend tod had the brilliant idea of tim being a prey animal like a hare of a deer but unfortunately hes just some bloke from london #havent thought about the rest much #oh! jonnys a hyena type beast. the cacklerrrrr.#for nastya the only idea i had so far is making her More into a cyborg. again mostly cause it would be sexy #the toy soldier is. well. the toy soldier. i could make it look more like a dark souls type miniboss to spice it up #havent come up with anything for ashes so far 😔 making them a dragon is cool but not alieny enough for me #maybe a fish or amphibian type beast. thatd be funny with the fire and lungs deal.#eel ashes.....#the mechanisms #cat talks #straight up forgot about brian. idk man hes metal

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rosykims · 2 months

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finished rogue trader. so mad about it i had to take a nap and then start a whole new playthru again to cope <3

#tay plays rogue trader #I DIDNT GET THE HEINRIX-LEAVES-THE-INQ ENDING..... AFTER EVERYTHING...... GRILLS MYSELF............#actually sooooooooo miserable like what do you mean ''the two lovers rarely crossed paths going forward..... '' shut up literally fake news #that man was HOOKED !!!!! he could not get enough !!!!!!#sigh. anyways. *clicks new game* heres how leda von valancius can still win #aka playing diviner is so funny bc i can just metagame thru every mistake i have ever made irt her playthru <3 just a dream bby its fine dw #anyway i loved the game sooooooo much. way more than i thought i would #definitely a top 5 rpg for me i think #my only main critique (outside of the 7 million bugs lol) was smth SO many games do and it pisses me off to no end #how the game will just. literally END. it will CEASE. the second u do the final boss #da2 did it ! fallout did it ! pillars of eternity did it ! bg3 did it before they added the epilogue months later #its so common and it makes me mad bc its so lazy... like throughout the entire game the story allows u to opt in #to moments of catharsis w ur companions.... to get their viewpoints and reflect on whats happened. but the ending just Ends lol #and ik Ending the story is a catharsis in and of itself but damb maybe i just want to celebrate killing whatever the fuck a c'tan shard is #with bae yknow. but fuck me i guess !!!#KJFDGJKFDG #BUT IM JUST BEING A HATER. LOVED THE GAME RECOMMEND TO ALL THE MOOTS !#im so excited to replay and make all the same choices i did the first time but Sexy this time. and also to build the party correctly #so its not just me and heinrix carrying everybody on our backs this time 😔✊ tho that was pretty funny tbh

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airbenderedacted · 2 years

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What was the beta s2 villain design? I haven’t heard or seen abt that one n im curious

,,,,Bombshell my bbygirl,.

#she is So fucking cute & as a standalone design i love her but #for WOYS2's main villain.. for WOY's MAIN CAST........ bro absolutely not this is literally just 'hrjfdf woman hot' villan and nothing else #swapping this out for manic hot topic gremlin bastard lesbian was where they struck gold like. ty god hrjbhsdjgfbng #not that the way they used dominator was /perfect/ by any means #bc believe you me there's a few things in the show that were ehghhghhh at best & stuff from the crew that pisst me AWFF at worst but #overall dom was really solid. the purpose her character served and the writing & character building choices for her were all *chef's kiss*#there was a lot about her whole vibe that was communicated REALLY WELL through her design alone imo #(and a lot about her personality and motivations that you could gleam from JUST her first out-of-suit appearance on its own #i just really wish they'd given WAY fewer fucks about her being pewtty or conventionally attractive or Whatever bRO IT'S HOLDING YOU BACK!!#i dont think Any of that stuff was prioritized when brainstorming for bombshell here 😭 maybe they hadn't fleshed out those ideas yet #bc with Bombshell? the only things her design communicate are that she's hot & apparently that's Important + she has a bug theme going on #& i GUESS that she's ostentatious & goes for v loud clothing. those pauldrons command a room #so you can get ''commandeering'' and MAYBE even ''powerful'' from that #but for a MAIN VILLAIN meant to majorly challenge the main cast & shake up the show‚ THat is extremely milquetoast!!!!!!#again there's rlly nothing here to take away from her design overall other than that she's sexy. why define her that way for being a her #it's such a big ''nah man''#it's tired it's been done to death #the read you get on her from Overall Vibes alone are very bland!!!#i have to wonder at what point they really started to get the ball rolling in the right direction w/ their S2 big bad to end up w dominator #wondering if maybe it was when they figured they should make her a punk to contrast wander being a hippie?#do you think maybe they just got input from women #grateful every day for the absolute bastard supreme we ended up with #finalhaunts

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lilcathsmith · 22 days

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Greg in every episode of CSI (139/328) • Post-Mortem •

#csi #greg sanders #catherine willows #sara sidle #gil grissom #nick stokes #warrick brown #there he is! my favourite white boy!#own post #mine: every episode #I have so many thoughts feelings and opinions on this episode #starting with it bugs me when nick and warrick are talking and warrick says “did it never occur to greg to just reverse and get out...#... of the alley?“ as if him or nick wouldnt have done the EXACT same thing? no way would they have just sat there and watched that gang...#... beat up some innocent guy? no way.#other thing that bothers me in that last scene where the brother is in the car WHY IS GREG JUST STANDING THERE FKN MOVE MAN OMGG #and everything else is just sad :(( the scene with Greg and Sofia is just heartbreaking “I just want to be able to sleep again”...#like please stab me that would be less painful I swear #and when Grissom tells him he did a good job his sigh of relief like god man it hurts #i take back what I said about showing him in a “dark place” like he says in the reboot I dont think I'd watch s7 if they had done that...#... it still would have been good though #oh AND the scene where the judge asks him about the wine.... theres something about the way Greg answers idk is kinda hot?? just the way...#... he shuts everyone down like “Alcohol wasnt a factor bc how much I had and the rate the wine would burn off I had nothing in me after...#... an hour and a half let alone when I ran the guy over 😎👉#Greg Sanders making science sexy since 2006 😌

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llycaons · 4 months

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'jiang cheng would like a strong woman' have you considered she would probably not like him

#if a woman who demands to be treated by respect/maturity/communication meets jc it would be over before it begins #if she has a low tolerance for being yelled at mocked etc. etc. well you can see how short it'll be. even personalized gifts he failed at #he has so much to work on. the only exception is if she likes hot messes I guess and she doesn't mind being yelled at #OR if she wanted to study him like a bug. if she truly sweeps in take control of LP and starts issuing orders #AND likes jc for whatever reason. maybe THAT could work. but it HAS to be a good reason it cannot be 🥺🥺🥺 he had a sad life #or thinks his inability to communicate is sexy or whatever. man idk. I feel like any woman with the independence to choose #would see the red flags immediately and gtfo. as a sect leader he has so much authority. his wife wld possibly bein a rly dangerous positio #actually we have canonical evidence. hi wq. in a lifetime of being legendary your refusal to marry this guy #even tho it meant you'd die a starving enemy of the state is up there as one of the best <3 rest in peace #and yes living a short happy life with wn and granny and a-yuan and wwx and her family #WAS more gratifying and better for her than a long and probably miserable life being jc's obligation wife while he awkwardly does his best #to be a good husband. and fails. because I mean. he needs help and a wife is not gonna fix him. also her family and wwx are dead :/#however our girl made her choice and was spared that fate love and light rest in peace #not that she made it for herself like we know she did it for her family. but I imagine she was like WHEW dodged a bullet there #cql txp

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atombonniebaby · 1 year

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Look who got FO4 to work again! Whoo!

And I'm taking a full-on Nuclear Winter approach to my mod list, and OMG, the winter clothes I've found for this little dude. 😍

Bonus shot

I was too busy concentrating on getting the smoke looking all awesome and shiz that I failed to notice something wasn't quite right, until I ramped up the lighting...

I think my exact words were, "Mac...buddy, where are your eyebrows!?"

He must have peeved off the Deeks again...😅

#I've got a really cool group photo idea...but got some texture glitches to figure out (aka rusty face bug 🤣)#fallout 4 #fo4 #fallout #fallout fandom #fallout screenhots #sexy rat man #fallout maccready #fallout mac #robert joseph maccready

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sincericida · 2 years

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Scene of "The Amazing Spider-Man" (2012, dir. Mark Webb)

No words for this scene. Only that in 2012 this scene was soooo sexy for a superhero movie. Horny same. Every time this scene came on screen I had to make sure any family member were not in the room. Especially when he says "yes baby, please..." 🫠

"Easy bug boy"

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bitchfitch · 2 years

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I'm trying to design the grinning thing and

For some reason. every single time I make a character whose like, explicitly fucked up and absolutely eats people, i make that character blond and twig thin. And now I'm struggling with that bc i don't need a third blond twink who craves man meat. But I also can not picture the grinning thing as being anything Besides bottle blonde. Which I guess makes them unique bc Bagri/Echo and Chase are both natural blonds. but still it Feels too similar and samey.

I know this blog literally has spooky twinks in the title, but dammit i want the twinks to be more aesthetically varried.

#They feel like they need light colored hair.#maybe ill give them white hair instead? just fully make them bug ish and go for colors that while possible are unlikely?#I dont want the human theyre using to look inhuman #The inhumanity needs to be a 'you see it only when you look at them out of the corner of your eye'#situation.#Their of the spiral or the stranger. not the corruption if you can grok that #I cant picture tings but the vibes are dark colored intricate lace #silk and fur clothes. sexy in that sexless way #lots of jewelry and neatly done hair and makeup #someone that looks like theyd be wanted but who is ultimately unattainable.#Marilyn Monroe if she was possessed by an old god bug monster and was being used as a puppet and cocoon for it.#and was also being used to symbolize unending Want and greedy hungar for what others desire purely because others want it #like I said all of that #the instant I can draw im drawing the grinning thing as a huge large gross bug monster #but this is about their default design not the wacky town one the man will have nightmares about.#Also ive decided that while he will only ever be called 'the man' in the story #his name is guy manson.#bc I think im funny

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yioh · 2 years

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genshin player’s switch up on sumeru characters will haunt me forever honestly i’ve never seen such a large amnt of people act so utterly fake in such a small period of time😭

#everyone really pretended they cared abt the colourism and racism HNDBDJXBXXJ #sumeru as a whole still makes me feel so uncomfy to this day with the weird ass storyline and colourism and whitening of several characters #but now everyone is just fawning over how sexy al haitham and kaveh are or how cute nahida is like #😭 idk man i can’t stand it #it annoys me soooooooooooo much #even worse how sumeru characters are plastered all over my social media everywhere #the switch up of how big of a deal everyone made the sumeru design reveal to be at the start only for their banners and character popularity #to be some of the highest ones #like . likeeeeee …………..#feels so gross #anyways rant over i’m gonna stay in my lil mondstadt liyue bubble forever lol #not that those nations are perfect either but at least it isn’t tinged with the feeling of disgust towards fans 😭#also the amount of racism and colourism i saw people blatantly show with the release of sumeru was so crazy it makes my skin crawl #anyways i rly hate like 99% of sumeru ships and i don’t get how everyone can just brainlessly enjoy this region’s characters at all #esp when they are all SO white it bugs me to no end in hate it i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #still so disappointed with kaveh’s design especially i think he was my last straw #i was hoping so bad he wouldn’t be some basic white bitch but he came out looking like btec howl PLEASE 🤨#and the way everyone loves him just makes me hate him more lmfaooo #the most basic and boring design in the whole world it makes me feel Nothing at all

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