#STUPID

[fxck-with-eli]

🩷 emptier 🩷

🩷 happier 🩷

🩷 deeper 🩷

🩷 blanker 🩷

( thanks again to @darknkinky )

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[ryderdire]

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

[kdw0000]

not sorry

[duplexide]

I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

[tweltchy]

What a fucking weekend this has been.

[graysans-art]

ever hear of frisk undertale

yeah me neither

——-

UPDATE: they made a second frisk undertale??? what happened to the last one?? :(

[sciderman]

[sushiboss]

[pencilscratchins]

good omens season 2 has made me a monster

[deadjam6]

do u think this guy likes sharks

[131-vr]

A conversation I had with my sister.

Somebody kill me.

[duplexide]

I was thinking about how weird it is that once Wheatley takes over Glados' body in Portal 2, their "arms" are randomly missing.

But then I remembered...

[yamujiburo]

everyone’s here

[ladymacbethisagirlboss]

Season two of TMA is ridiculous. It's basically just:

Found Martin's notebook. He's written "Mr. Martin Sims" several times on every page. Clearly he's planning to kill me and take my identity

[noname-404s-blog]

Stupid me 😮‍💨😮‍💨