today i found another pair of my absolute holy grail jeans that i had in high school approximately 6 years ago that i wore until i had ripped and patched the crotch and ass three times and literally could not get them on anymore in exactly one size bigger while i was thrifting.
reblog for good luck at your local thrift store
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The whole Balloon Boy randomly scaring the shit out of Mike ended up giving a new headcanon because it's just too funny to me:
Imagine Mike and Jeremy working together at JR's during fnaf 2, and each of them hate dealing with one animatronic more than the other (Mike hates BB, while Jeremy despises Toy Bonnie)
And one day, Jeremy decides to have some fun and he hides a BB figurine he grabbed at the Prize counter and hides it in their house to jumpscare Mike, which works fabulously and makes them both laugh and release a bit of building tension from the nights. It also leads Mike to take revenge and find a mini toy bonnie to scare Jeremy with.
It quickly becomes an enduring tradition to hide the two figurines all over the house to get a reaction from each other.
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why does Dave drug karkat? Is he like…flighty or something??
buoy is he.
karkat is not the most compliant captive, see.... especially since dave doesn't seem to want to actively harm him and acts so passive most of the time, so even with the possibility of things going sour that does not stop him from trying!! unfortunately, dave knows much too well how to handle these situations :/
but since karkat is so persistent and loud, sometimes a buoy has no options u kno? ;T
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He stopped smiling when he said that and honestly I have never felt more threatened. I’m gonna be here for a while.
He wiped the floor with me though Avocado and Nugget put up a fabulous fight.
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how does one write about infinity? I only have access to all the things finite. I am restricted by words, by languages, by my abilities. how do I overcome this? how can I write everything when I still know nothing? perhaps all I can do is try, gather all the stardust I have on my fingertips, and sculpt it into a shapeless clump of clay in my palms, breathe life into it until it flickers back at me, and then say: "it's everything" because it will be my everything.
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u ever just too far up a musicians ass to confidently decide whether or not their obscure side project is actually good
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what if i just made a compilation of all my insane doodler discord posting on here. you guys could get a look into the mind of a man as he slowly spirals into literally just a constant mental loop of "doodles my friend doodles i love you doodles"
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Sven x Stickman as a dynamic in my fanon has me so fucked up . reblogs super appreciated on ramble posts <3
What if you were Sven , your childhood having to raise your younger sibling with your twin brother left you overprotective in your youth to flippant in your adolescence . you have Parents now at 14 years old again , and you allow yourself to relax . but then ! one bad thing happens , and you , having not been paying attention that night , now beat yourself up over it for Years . Sam would still be here if it weren't for your carelessness — if it weren't for Howie and Jacked , if it weren't for the authorities' neglect — if it weren't for you all the same . You grow bitter , over analytic , desperate to rise the ranks , to outgrow your grief and anger . You take it out on people first and foremost , you don't care about your family , you prioritize your studies until it all crashes down around you . You will lead someday , you will be great at it .
Now imagine you're Harrison Stickmin , *insultingly* nicknamed Henry Stickman as a joke over how similar you are to your twin sibling . You were the runt of your family , always overlooked because your twin Henry got the better end of the stick in terms of powers . You were the last to leave the nest , as it were , though against your better judgement you tried to keep in touch with Henry . You thought they'd eventually grow out of your parents' influences and favoritism , and finally grow into a respectable human being , rather than the brat they had been raised to be . But Henry doesn't appreciate you as much as you cared for them . Henry seems to forget you shared a womb at one point , that you grew up together and everything . All you really are is a face that looks like Henry , all you really are is a plausible alibi for it . All you really are is a scapegoat . Just like it was growing up . And this makes you angry . And , in this anger , you cut Henry off and force them to deal with their own problems , rather than repeatedly having to explain yourself to police . One time in custody , some criminal who *actually* commited a crime , told you about this place called the Toppat Clan . They , thinking you were a genuine criminal at the time , offered you a place in their ranks . You didn't take the offer then , but when you found the Clan months later , you made sure to seek them out and ask if the offer still stood . and it did .
And then , you're both of them , imagine you're both of them . these two bitter people who struggle so much with the concept of family and abandonment . With a chip on their shoulder , both of them are so desperately clawing for some kind of relatable person who understood their anger and helped them add to and control it , rather than snuff it out completely . Someone to motivate them , someone who listened and understood what it meant to be pulled thin and bitter over the past . Nobody was able to keep up with them in the past , but these two found each other in the blaze , and it was a match made in Hell in the best possible way .
Because You'd Think it'd suck . You'd Think they'd crash and burn . people always told them they'd meet someone to tame their flame , who would extinguish those loud emotions . But in trying to forcibly extinguish the fire , people would just make it worse on accident . They dont need someone to calm them down , to make them sit and behave , they just needed someone who could match their flame , not take it away . That's how they're finally able to relax
[adding this after i wrote everything but read tags bc i rambled some mor lolol]
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Dorian's message honestly just threw me back down into a pit of missing him that I had still not completely clawed my way out of in the first place like when will my dramatic anxiety-riddled compulsive liar of a son come back to say whistful pining bullshit like this in person
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