Yeah sorry I deboned your boyfriend. I wanted to see how he would operate if I took all his bones. The answer is "not very good" but his bones are mine now. Sorry. He has very good bones, if that's of any consolation.
SO MUCH DAMN LOVE FOR @block-o-septy! such a wonderful presence in the community, i always love talking to that guy. absolutely brightens up any server they're in and has some of the funniest jokes out there for real :)
(also so great at making you feel heard and seen. just. amazing guy)
could you technically blend purgatango (gently) to make Schrödinger's Soup
Yes, but then there's the question of if he'd blend at all. He's technically a solid currently, but he also exists as a god so he's also sort of gas? Gods are gaseous, right? So if you soup'd him, he'd be all three states of matter at once... hmm...
I think the soup would taste like Twizzlers. But do not eat the Purgatango soup. Even if it tastes like Twizzlers.
I know that you never meant to get mutated into having more limbs, baby, whether that be the fleshy horn-like protrusions, the tendrils, or that pretty little tail. And I know, you never meant to have your organs shifted around, altered ever so slightly to be improved.
Now be a good subject and let me strap you down to examine every last bit of your beautifully grotesque alteration of the human form.
if we were rats (new york rats) (in new york) would u share a giant slice of pizza (from new york pizza place) (new york pizza) with me (we are both mildly radioactive)
of course if we were rats (new york rats) (in new york) I would share a giant slice of pizza (new york style) (from new york pizza place) and we would relish in the rumble of the subways (new york subways) because we are rats (so very small) (also mildly radioactive) (we are best rat buds)
thinks about lizzie and gem and pumpkins. thinks about how they got the two pumpkins on the server and nearly stuck together, yet drifted apart. thinks about how gem was corrupted by the end portal. thinks about how both gem and lizzie both had cherry wood homes. thinks about how lizzie eagerly traded away some ancient debris for enough orange dye to make a pumpkin roof.
thinks about how a pumpkin would have prevented lizzie's death. about how she, too, now has connections to the end, how they are entwined in this way.