#SmartAssed

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[bl00dalchemist]

I just noticed he's doing a fucked up Rin cosplay.

[lotus-pear]

"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you

[motherofplatypus]

[messymoonmad]

Messy! I shall ask of thee one question! Do you think that antinoius would like fight tele when he had long hair and it’d just progressively gets gayer as they wrestle?

Lmfaoooo alright if we're gonna talk about this insane ship i'd rather have tele having a crush on antinous and antinous being clueless about it. Like yeah tele is the ultimate femboy he is undenyably pretty but antin doesnt have an actual crush on him. he usually thinks about CRUSHING him.

So when the prince starts flirting antin is just confused like

Antin : im gonna fuck your mom haha

Tele : how about you fuck someone your size instead >:(

Antin :.......... HUH?

[signanothername]

One rule: survive

Part 2

[morganbritton132]

The flip side to this post where Wayne plays getaway driver to Steve, is Wayne walking out of the diner and seeing his nephew sitting in the back of Hopper’s truck.

Eddie is like, thirteen and has been living with Wayne for a few months now. His sulky expression pales when he hears a tap on the glass and it’s his uncle. He swears, “shit.”

Wayne looks back and sees Hopper talking to the waitress at the counter before asking his nephew, “You handcuffed?”

“What?” Not the question he was expecting. “No. I-“

Wayne takes a sip of his coffee, checks Hopper’s location again. “Alright, let’s go.”

“What?”

Wayne reaches into the window, pulls up the lock and even opens the door, “Move, boy. Shake a leg.”

Eddie doesn’t have to be told twice, scrambles his way out of the truck and into Wayne’s before Hopper even got his coffee. He’s practically buzzing about how cool that was, how cool Wayne was until the moment they pull up to the trailer. He deflates.

“Look, Wayne. I wasn’t doing nothing. I was just walking by the train tracks and he arrested me. I swear, I-“

“I don’t care what you were doing,” Wayne tells him, giving a long look at the spray paint staining his hands. Eddie curled them into his armpits. “I trust you’re smart enough to know when you’re in deep shit and smart enough to get out of it. I’ll help ya when you need it just… don’t get caught.”

[deathberi]

DAIMA.

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws badassery where it's revealed Wade and Logan tested the distance on Logan's hearing.

Watch them hundreds of feet away from each other in the battlefield and all it takes to set Wolverine loose is for Deadpool to mutter "Logan."

gif credits to original owners!

[takaraphoenix]

Sugar Daddy Peter. Oh, I have the worst craving for Peter spoiling Stiles absolutely rotten. In the canon timeline, but honestly even more in an AU where we make it even more imbalanced.

Poor college student Stiles and rich Peter, whose wolf picked that pretty boy and decided he needs to provide for him, needs to make Stiles his.

[mythallia]

aaron is a bald man. i’ve NEVER listened to one of his audios and thought “now there’s a man with hair”

[lowkeyasolo]

Snow - all covey girls do is lie and sing songs about their ex, you should be thankful you're going to die instead of being with lucy gre- i mean Lenore dove

Haymitch - L + ratio + fuck you I'm drinking your milk

[twizzlegummy]

★ The Triple Cone Trio!!! ★

[I was originally gonna just post Prune Juice buuut I decided to make the other two sillies]

I have no clue why Capsaicin is the choppiest.......

[chimckenns]

Some beautiful quotes hidden within BA spicy times✨

“Shit, Honey. [laughs] Nothing, it’s just… seeing you look down on me like that, it’s so fucking hot. Well, you always look at me so… deep. It actually used to make me really worried back when we were first just flirting and stuff. Yeah, I was always scared you were mad at me or something. Well now I know it’s just you, you think a lot. A lot more than I do. I know that I fill up the silence a lot, cuz that’s just what I’m used to but, with you, silence doesn’t feel bad. You, looking at me, doesn’t feel scary. It feels really good. Feeling seen by you feels good. I love you so much, honey.” (Guy)

“Touch of your skin. The feeling when I press my lips against you. [kisses] Before I met you, I didn’t really ever think about touch as being super important to me. But it’s something that comes naturally with you. And it’s something that has come to mean a lot. Plus it pairs well with quality time. Quality time with tangential cuddling or hand holding or, you know, little back scratches done in passing. Or quality time where the cuddling itself is the quality time. It just feels good. It feels important and I love when we do it. I love just being with you, in every sense. You make bad days good. And good days great.” (Unnamed)

“No, I’m ok. So much better than ok. I just… I can’t… I can’t believe how lucky I am. I never thought I could have a life like this. I mean, maybe when I was a kid, but since everything started to change, when everything started to get real, when I became Alpha, I… I never thought I could have this. I just figured I would be alone. And then even once we got together, I was such a fucking prick most of the time. And I’d have these moments where even after I said something, I was like, I was screaming at myself in the back of my own head like “why would you say that, why can’t you be better at the shit going on inside your head”. But somehow you stayed. And I got my head out of my own ass. I just… I never thought I could be this happy. I never thought I could have a life that was this beautiful. Even for all the shit in it, it is beautiful, what we share is… and I just… I just can’t believe it sometimes. We’re married now. We’re not just mates, I’m your husband. We’ve gotten rings, we’ve got… we’ve got the rest of our lives ahead of us, together.” (David)

“Thank you, baby. Yeah, thank you for trusting me like you do. That’s what makes it all feel so good, knowing that you trust me like that. With that part of you. That you’re willing to give over control to me like that… I know you’re used to holding onto that so tight in your day to day life. The fact that you’re willing to trust me with your control like this… it means a lot. And all I want to do is prove myself worthy of that trust. I love you. And thank you for believing in me when it came to this job. Having you in my corner when it comes to all this, it really meant more than you could know. I wouldn’t be what I am today without you.” (Aaron)

“Thank you for trusting me with that. I mean, for all of it but, even just trusting me enough to ask. I know it took me a long time to show you more of that side of myself. I love my powers, but, I never wanted that to be all I was. To anyone. Least of all you. Thank you for being someone that I can trust that part of myself with. That I can trust all of myself with. I love you very much, Angel. I’m grateful for you. [kisses] My perfect mate.” (David)

“You’re so good for me, Sweetheart. I’m pretty sure my lips are bruised. [laughs, and kisses] Thank you, Sweetheart, for this. For all of it. That trust that you have in me, it means everything. That’s what makes it all feel so fucking good when we do this shit. That control you hand me is such a gift. I hope you know just how much reverence I hold for that. It’s beautiful. It’s vulnerable. And It’s honest. And it’s so fucking hot, Sweetheart.” (Milo)

“Just be with me in this moment. Breathe with me. You turn my brain into a haze in the best way imaginable. [kisses] You are a thing of wonder, my love. Watching your eyes in that moment as you went over the edge, it’s like looking into pure feeling. So beautiful, it almost aches. [kisses] Thank you for sharing this part of yourself with me, and for letting me share myself with you in return. You make me so unbelievably happy. Truly. Like I haven’t been able to believe.” (Gavin)

[vivitalks]

"percy, you really don't wanna start with this guy" "he's starting with me!" he is such a new yorker