German!Reader: Schnitzel and Pommes
König talking to Soap after a fight: You saved my life just now... Thank you so much!
Soap, who had covered him with his body: Ah no problem, big guy, it was nothing.
Gaz: No, you really did save his ass there.
König: Ja... that was really brave! You know... When we're home I'll cook you some Pommes and Schnitzel. I think you'll like it.
Soap: I don't know what exactly that is but hell yeah, thanks König!
König, shyly: You're welcome...
Gaz: oh?
[A few days later]
Reader: I heard you got married, congrats man.
Soap, confused: huh?
Reader: Gaz told me König made you some Schnitzel with Pommes.
Soap: He did, it was really nice. But what's that got to do with marriage?
Reader: König proposed to you with that meal!
Soap: What? NO! He just wanted to say 'thank you' for saving his life!
Reader: HE MADE YOU SCHNIPO!! THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF GOING DOWN ON ONE KNEE!!
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