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#Soap: Am I married to a 6'10 Austrian now??
fanficsforheartandsoul · 10 months
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German!Reader: Schnitzel and Pommes
König talking to Soap after a fight: You saved my life just now... Thank you so much! Soap, who had covered him with his body: Ah no problem, big guy, it was nothing. Gaz: No, you really did save his ass there. König: Ja... that was really brave! You know... When we're home I'll cook you some Pommes and Schnitzel. I think you'll like it. Soap: I don't know what exactly that is but hell yeah, thanks König! König, shyly: You're welcome... Gaz: oh? [A few days later] Reader: I heard you got married, congrats man. Soap, confused: huh? Reader: Gaz told me König made you some Schnitzel with Pommes. Soap: He did, it was really nice. But what's that got to do with marriage? Reader: König proposed to you with that meal! Soap: What? NO! He just wanted to say 'thank you' for saving his life! Reader: HE MADE YOU SCHNIPO!! THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF GOING DOWN ON ONE KNEE!!
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