#Something In The Burrow

[portfolio-olio]

Some may call it a large organization. Others call it the mafia. In particular, the frog mafia with its head being the one and only Mr. BullForg. It is the day of his daughter's wedding, and despite the occasion being a happy one, nothing could bring Mr. BullForg more dread. The man his little frog Frogina chose to marry was none other than Forgor💀. Now for those that are unaware, Forgor💀 has so much less than a respectable reputation. He's essentially the town fool, and not fit to be anywhere near a place of business. However, this never stopped Forgor💀. He somehow gets married today, and that is the spark for the conversation between Frogina's father and Forgor💀.

💀"MAAAN... CAN'T BELIEVE IM GETTIN' MAAARIED."

"How many times have I told you to leave by now?"

💀"FUCK, MAN! I DUNNO! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOUR LOOKIN' FINE RIGHT NOW!"

"I'm What??"

💀"FINE! Like a great dad..."

"SECURITY!"

All of a sudden the door opens to the office and Frogina is standing in the doorway.

"DAD! HOLY FUCK!"

"Yes, dear?"

"Who the fuck made the risotto! It's supposed to be moms recipe, but THERES APPLE JUICE IN IT!"

"..."

"FIX IT!"

She leaves. The wedding is starting in 5 minutes. Forgor💀 has something to say, and Mr. BullForg doesn't want to hear it.

💀"Ayo! This wine is bangin'!! But her blood is slammin'!!"

"WHAT?"

💀"Don't worry man, I asked first. She said yeas"

"Get your ass to the wedding room."

💀"Yes, father."

"NOW!"

They enter the ballroom, and its an emotional moment. Mr. Bullforg loves his daughter, and wants her to be happy, but not with this Forgor💀 guy. He feels immensely sad, but if this is truly what she wants then he can't deny her happiness. He's snapped out of his thoughts when his hands are held by someone elses.

💀"AYE POPS THIS BEAT IS SICK!!"

He gets twirled around the dance floor against his will, and wishes to every diety that it was his daughter instead dancing with him.

[Time skip: tw frog spice]

Frogina and Forgor💀 enter their honeymoon suite. There are two beds. Frogina is confused as hell.

"Darling?"

💀"Yah?"

"Why are there 2 beds?"

💀"2 people. But that bed got funky vibes. So we can sleep together."

"Your so right baby."

The bed's vibes are indeed rancid. Theres spiderwebs, black sheets, and the legs are broken. There are also various paintings on the wall.

"Who are these people on the wall?"

💀"I dunno. The amazon listing just said "various white people"."

"Fuckin' creepy but ok."

And then they fucked.

THE END.

[pagesofkenna]

I haven't seen anyone post this yet and it was my favorite bit about the latest Stoatal Recall

[wizardemotions]

pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone

[amanfromnewjersey]

speedran this

@quiddie

[navree]

i wanted what any father wants for his son ... hope. happiness. a future of never wanting or regretting something he could never have again ...

[pucaantaibhse]

“Mama, I’m tired.”

“Please take care of Lila and Jaysohn”

ALARM BELLS ALARM BELLS ALARM BELLS

[acourtoffeyandfables]

Don't touch me I'm in my outsider-Thorn-Vale feels

[callanee]

BURROW'S END EPISODE 7 SPOILERS

Tula absolutely wrecking the Speaker with "You've stood here for generations. Was that on four legs or two? The humans are already here."

Brennan's PERFECTLY timed Nat 20 oh my fuck.

Tula looking over to her young daughter and trusting her instinct and knowledge.

Her daughter returning it in full force, "I trust you more than any feeling I've ever felt in my life."

"Any secret of yours is not worth knowing." Holy SHIT Killing this mutated stoat, almost proud of becoming so similar to what they hate, in the way a stoat would kill any prey?

They are truly some of the best players on the plant

[dumbandpoetics]

[sweetsprig]

Unrestrained new wave fun!

[ineed-to-sleep]

*me immediately after going through a terrifying and traumatic experience* haha yeah I guess it was rough but I'm fine now like I'm totally chill. It was kinda funny actually if you think about it

[jherbo10]

He’s so shy 🥹, he didn’t seem to amused, when he was walking in a fan ran up to him which was not nice :/

🎥:jherbo10

[cementcornfield]

Tee: [Joe's] just a cool dude. Cool to hang around. And overall just a great guy.

Interviewer: Has he always been that cool or did hanging out with y'all make him a little cooler?

Tee: I mean I can't answer that-

Ja'Marr: Hanging out with us.

[starsinthesky5]

okay but why are people mad at a 27 year old GROWN ADULT for smoking. he can do as he pleases and it’s nobody’s business.

what he’s doing isn’t harming him or anyone around him so why are we on here crying about it? genuinely what does that accomplish?? like going to other blogs and bitching in there inboxes isn’t magically going to make joe stop doing what he wants lol and he shouldn’t stop doing what he wants, he’s his own person.

in case some of these anons forgot, majority of the population partakes in the same activity every day. it’s not a big deal. simply carry on 😚

[hattiestgal]

Did you know? Girls is underwear if they want to? It's true!

[momsforroadhead]

I know it's been a couple episodes at this point, but Brennan going "Passive agressive? I'm the lady on the ground!" in response to somebody accusing Tula of being passive agressive is sooooo crazy and good

Like yeah girl. what do you want from me. i'm literally the lady on the ground right now