Y'all Mind if I Praise Subspace Emissary?
Talk about Peach's characterization in the Mario got me remembering an entire sequence of scenes in Subspace Emissary from Super Smash Bros Brawl, and it still blow my mind how we had this sequence of...
Peach and Zelda (later disguised as Sheik) get rescued from their imprisonment and are told by Solid Snake to stay put. They ignore that order and explore Meta Knight's ship, The Battleship Halberd, on their own adventure.
Peach, sweet lovable flower that she is, gets caught up in the crossfire between Fox McCloud's Arwing and the Halberd's cannons. Sure, Fox should probably be more carefully, but those guns DO need to be disarmed. So, he's sticking to the mission. She handles it well, save for one hit that Fox lands too close for comfort.
THIS PISSES ZELDA/SHEIK OFF, which leads to THIS BADASS EXCHANGE! And the two start to face off, and we as the player are like, "Oh shit! We about to do a Sheik versus Fox duel? We going back to Melee with these two? Time for wave dashing and Final Destination? But then Peach interrupts with this:
Peach offers a cup of tea, bringing peace between the two Melee monsters (plus, Peach is a Melee monster herself). And it's like, 'OH! I guess that got resolved! They're good now, right?' WRONG!
This thing, constructed by a variety of shadowy Mr Game and Watches, attacks them. And we, the player, get amped up, knowing we're about to have a showdown with Peach, Sheik, and Fox at our side, right?
BUT THEN!
Snake and Lucario show up, knowing full and well they caused this monster to manifest off screen. And the two of them are not exactly ones two back down from messes they made themselves.
So the two join the first, and you're like, "ALRIGHT! Five characters this should do the trick, right?"
WRONG!
Falco, who has been flying around like Fox was previously, decides to abandon ship and join in on the fight, because dammit: They are not about to have this giant showdown on the front deck of the battleship... WITHOUT FALCO LOM-FREAKING-BARDI! Attention whore (compassionate) that he is.
And then you fight them. And you're like, "Wow! All six of these characters in my roster! This is great!"
And when the fight ends, you get one more character.
Because Peach befriends Mr Game and Watch, allowing him to join us. And it's all so glorious, as all the characters truly act as they would in these situations. And I love it so much.
To be clear: This isn't a critique of the Mario movie version of Peach. I actually think that version of Peach will be very entertaining and likable. The key thing with Peach, for me, is that as long as she has love and empathy in her heart driving her every decision, she is a good Peach.
Honestly, the main point I want to make is that Subspace Emissary is very, very good, and we gave Brawl too much shit for 'not being Melee' at the time.
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tbh i'm thinking of retiring as an editor soon.. i'm just waiting for Taeyeon's comeback then i'm gonna leave this place for good. it feels frustating, no feedback or any friends to talk to. i know i'm kinda unapproachable and i don't talk much but i always put out content or graphics* but got little to no response most of the times. it's not about being hyped up or anything but i feel like a ghost and it's not a pleasing feeling. just trying to get real with all my following/followers and mutuals. i'm trying to get peace of mind. hope u have a good day xo Jess
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Mech pilot yuuta and his mech that’s incredibly possessive over him. He takes to you as a handler almost immediately, excited for the help after his last few handlers were scared off. You’re not allowed inside, your constantly dodging malfunctioning limbs and faulty wires, but you’re not one to back down, and gaining her trust is just as important as gaining his.
Rika only realizes how important you are to Yuuta the day after you spend the night with him, and he’s left alone in the morning with an empty bed and a broken heart. You’re his handler. You’re not supposed to leave him. Not ever.
She lures you into her chest one night, faking some sort of lighting malfunction and allowing you inside for the first time. She keeps you inside all night, enduring all your yelling and banging on her insides to be let out, a nice gift for Yuuta.
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For anyone worried about the FurAffinity hack: Y'all don't need to panic and delete your FA's or anything. The only thing that was compromised was the domain name system (DNS). That in no way affects the actual stored server information.
This is basically the equivalent to that cartoon gag where someone sees an arrow sign pointing to a pile of treasure, and flips it to point instead to a rubbish dump. Or if someone were to replace the number for your local pizza place in the phone book with a butcher shop. People looking to call the pizza place would accidentally call the butcher shop, and people looking for treasure would accidentally be lead to a rubbish dump.
Both the treasure and rubbish dump are completely unaffected. Same with the pizza place and butcher shop. You are just being lead to the wrong server when you try to go to furaffinity.net.
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b-bonten taking turns eating you out n makin you rate each of em outta ten but you’re so fucked out you can’t choose 🥺🦋
stassie?!!?? THIS IDEA???
it’s like, a regular bonten game night turns a bit competitive when some of them don’t wanna admit their defeat to one another — it’s ran who suggests “why don’t we play a different game?” . . . you would’ve never thought his idea would be to lay you across his bed, all of the organization staring your cute body down as ran has his way with your cunt. and the way he eats it, he’s practically making out with your pussy — moaning as if he hadn’t eaten a meal as good as you before n he’s super neat with it . . . the neater you are, the sloppier you’ll become.
it’s a full rotation, to sanzu who eats it like he hasn’t the slightest respect for the cunt he creams in every other night, to koko who truly looped himself into this foolishness sheerly by accident — his dexterous tongue switching between deeply tonguefucking you to flicking at your clit.
and you can’t forget about rindou and kakucho ! rindou’s such a sweet “older brother” to kakucho, guiding him while he eats you out. kaku is new to these things and he’s quite shy as well but with rindou by his side, aiding him to “go faster — suck her clit — slip in two fingers” kaku feels like a pro.
too bad for you when you can barely remember your own name and you’re a twitching mess covered in your cum. maybe they’ll leave the rating for tomorrow — when your legs are too weak to move.
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