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Stephanie had hit the jackpot. She had been heading back to base to get cleaned up after a fight with Condiment King, grumbling all the while. She stopped on a rooftop after some mayo from her hair had fallen into her face.
Suddenly, there was no mayo. All of the condiments that she was covered with were now on the rooftop around her feet. She didn't even see this kid approach. "Huh?" She said without thinking
"Sorry." The kid, who looked like adoption bait smiled sheepishly as he used the hand that had density shifted the food off of her to rub the back of his neck. "I thought you would like that stuff off of you."
Somehow she convinced him to help her with the aftermath of fighting messy villains in exchange for snacks, but in a move of petty revenge she refused to tell the other bats how she managed to get clean so fast and not smell like mustard for a week after.
This, of course, leads to the whole bat clan attempting to stalk her to figure out her secret.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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[driving home from a mission]
Dick: We’re kind of missing something, guys.
Jason: Cohesion?
Cassandra: Teamwork?
Stephanie: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Duke, awkwardly: And Damian is not here.
Tim, casually: Oh that, yeah.
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mayamarvil · 1 day
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new and updated batfamily time line by me!
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pacificwaternymph · 3 days
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I think the funniest scenario I can think of with the Wayne family being multilingual is the arguments.
Like to my understanding, everyone in that family knows and/or at the very least understands 5-6 languages, minimum. There is definitely significant overlap between many of them, but all together I imagine each of them have like two languages in common with each of their siblings, excluding English. So you've got a nice, wide mix.
Which is all fun and games, right up until something sparks an argument and the entire family gets swept up in it.
Everyone is shouting. They've switched languages four times in half as many minutes. They each only speak about half of them. Poor Cass shut down from too much input about a minute and a half ago. Jason and Dick are both shouting at each other in languages they know the other doesn't understand. Steph doesn't even know what they were arguing about in the first place because it started in Portuguese, which she doesn't speak. Tim can't remember the word for cat in Arabic and has taken to trying to poorly describe it.
Everyone walks away from the conflict with entirely different conclusions.
Of course could just return to the original topic of debate (if any of them could even remember what it was) after they've all had time to cool off like reasonable adults. But they won't. Because god forbid they make anything easy on themselves.
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ramen-flavored · 2 days
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fran-oewm9 · 2 days
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AAAAA IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!! (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)❤️
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ashoss · 5 hours
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a steph and jason for @punkeropercyjackson :D
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lesbiannieism · 17 hours
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meme-worthy panels from young justice (2019)
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momachan · 19 hours
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"I realized you were playing with me. But this is me, refusing to play. Did you think I was going to run all around the city, desperately trying to save everyone all by myself. I'm not Batman. I have friends."
Red Robin. "Collision."
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bibibusinessman · 13 hours
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days
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I am the warning
The blaring that won't let you sleep in peace
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tannnnblogs · 1 day
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What do these two men have in common.
A dead wife.
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wenalena · 2 days
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The cave of Pabu was never so clean as after they stripped the dust with their face
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ahfrickenfrick · 1 day
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tim is a boygenius queer
cass is a mitski queer
steph is a penelope scott queer
i will not be taking questions at this time, thank you <3
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yibo-best · 2 days
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chernkii · 8 hours
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a reminder of your willpower // nudity under capture, 2.1 story spoiler
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body shape and scars headcanons for penacony angels and argenti. i know the scars won't be real much, but i imagine your "avatar" in the Dreamscape would be wounded - despite how you change your race or form, the place when the Death touched you will remain scarred
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